Was it a Wednesday Night?

This internet affair appears to be no more:

Jimmy Wales, the creator of the world’s best collection of Outkast lyrics, has announced in a statement on the website that he’s no longer seeing Rachel Marsden, the saucy Canadian right-winger who started chatting him up after her Wikipedia profile came under attack. (See Valleywag’s exclusive transcripts of their secret love IMs.) One hopes Marsden didn’t learn about the split by reading Jimmy’s love note online. As late as last night, she told a friend that she and Wales had patched things up. […] Marsden subsequently told friends that Wales gave her feedback on her website design — is that what kids are calling it these days? — for 24 hours straight in a D.C. hotel.

It’s business, it’s business time:

Thanks to Michael for the link.

 

Comments: 20

 
 
 

Do you suppose that Dr BLT will make a play for her now? Anything that would take him out of commission for 24 hours would be a good thing.

 
 

This story makes no sense. So, some trollop’s wiki gets Limbaugh’d, he moves it to New TImes Roman, she IM’s him some web biz request, so he wangs her in a Kum N’ Go bathroom? Got it.

 
 

Team Building Exercise ’99!

 
 

Marsden – isn’t she the Canadian stalker?

 
 

Marsden – isn’t she the Canadian stalker?

Bingo.

 
 

She should be hosting the show on the next thread over.

 
 

“…that’s why they’re called business socks.”

That line always kills me. One of the better Flight of the Concords songs.

 
 

Rusty Idols gives a timeline on Ms Marsden’s :ahem: brushes with fame:
http://rustyidols.blogspot.com/2008/03/whats-appeal.html

 
 

Input me! Faster! Faster! Refresh! Refresssssssssssssssssssssh, DAMMIT!

 
 

I have no sympathy for people (i.e. dumbass men who think with their small heads) who involve themselves with Rachel Marsden.

Believe what the Good Google tells you. Your lovemaking skills will not transform her into a human being.

 
 

You pitiful worms had better lawyer up if you want to keep printing scurrilous lies about me!

 
 

Maybe we can settle all this over dinner and…whoa, hold on there!

 
 

You pitiful worms had better lawyer up if you want to keep printing scurrilous lies about me!

I see the threat, but don’t see any lies. I

 
 

I dunno. I think I prefer FotC’s “Jenny” for sheer awesome.

 
 

Oh man, I hope that’s the real Rachel Marsden. She’s bound to be more entertaining than Ira Allan.

 
 

Marsden subsequently told friends

Where ‘friends’ extends to ‘the editorial staff at Valleywag’ and ‘told’ means ‘forwarded all of their IM conversations’.

Classy. If that is the real Marsden, she seems to be under the misconception that one needs to go beyond the documented (and docketed) bits of her fascinating adult life.

Still, if we’re to believe Tom Wilkinson’s character in Michael Clayton, it’s very hard to get someone involuntarily commited in New York state.

 
 

This is fascinating and everything, but shouldn’t this article have a “Cultural References” section appended so that we may know how Mr. Wales’ personal matters relate to “Firefly”?

 
 

The It’s Business Time video made me laugh and laugh! Who is that?

Also, I watched that other video of Michelle Malkin doing the LOSER cheer. It was very embarrassing but you know what? The Dems ARE Defeat-o-crats and Surrender-monkeys. Not because they sometimes talk about losing in Iraq and getting out but because they always end up capitulating to the Thugs. I have as much respect for Harry Reid and his ilk as Malkin does.

Eewww. I have to go shower now, and take a strong emetic.

 
 

Also, I watched that other video of Michelle Malkin doing the LOSER cheer.

Pimp pimp pimp!!!

 
 

The It’s Business Time video made me laugh and laugh! Who is that?

Flight of the Conchords. New Zealand’s fourth-largest folk parody duo. Also available on HBO and the YouTubes.

 
 

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