As if we needed more proof

Last March, we wrote some unkind things about Richard Poe’s Hillary’s Secret War: The Clinton Conspiracy to Muzzle Internet Journalists. Mr. Poe thought it unfair we ridiculed his work, and wrote about it on his web site:

Taking a page from the Abe Foxman School of Clairvoyant Criticism, an anonymous blogger sporting the handle “Sadly, No!” has mocked, ridiculed, and excoriated my forthcoming book — Hillary’s Secret War: The Clinton Conspiracy to Muzzle Internet Journalists — without even bothering to read it.

Ouch! So imagine our surprise when we found the following customer review of Richard’s book on Amazon:

It has been known among us internet users for a long time that Hillary has been on a crusade to stamp us all out. I remember the time that I posted a message on a forum about Clinton’s cigar, and 2 days later, Hillary and about 40 of her sword-weilding thugs showed up at my house in the middle of the night. They sliced up all my computer cables and smashed my monitor in slow-motion, and then shot my computer to bits. It was a bloodbath. I have many colleagues who also posted anti-Clinton jokes on the internet and went into Republican chatrooms and typed truthful messages about what slimebags the Clintons were. And almost everyone of them can tell you horrific stories of retribution by Hillary and her secret torture unit. One freind tells of the time Hillary came to his workplace with her group of killers and broke his keyboard over his head in slow-motion, then strutted outside, again in slow-motion with Soudgarden playing in the background, and set the whole place on fire by throwing Molotov cocktails at the building. Read the book, and know the truth.

Was Richard right all along? Scary!

PS: Fixed Poe link.


Comments: 8


did you write that review?


That’s a negative.


That review is false. Everyone knows that Hillary is really part of a lesbian biker gang.


You fuck will Hillary and you’re asking for a world of hurt.

She’s like Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.


More predictions from Poe, responding to a fan that visits his site often:

“Richard Poe responds:
Dear Hoser:

I think the Democrats plan to steal the upcoming election, much as they tried to do in 2000. This time, however, I think they will fight more forcefully than they did before, and they will not back down, no matter what the Supreme Court says.

If we allow them to win, we will have lost the Republic. They will rip our Constitution to shreds and burn it to cinders, scrap by scrap, before they ever again relinquish power voluntarily.”

Umm….the Constitution Rip and Burn Party will be at my house…


Ah man, if Hillary was part of a sociopathic murdering lesbian biker gang that included sexy pagan love beast like witches, I would vote for her.


Did you catch the Customer Advice blurb (right above the reviews)? One good citizen recommended potential readers instead buy a book concerned with penis enlargement.




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