Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. All the other kids are getting some, so why can’t I?

Seb, we’ve been over this a thousand times.

HYGIENE.

Oh come on, Pete, that’s just not fair. It’s also the Miami Vice look.

Pink is the new black! 😡

I am Master of my Domain.

Yes, the real crime wasn’t Scott Peterson killing his wife, it was Amber Frey having sex with somebody she met at a bar. I hope the jury sentences her to DEATH!

“Do people flippantly go around having sex with strangers?”

“Flippantly” — I love that.

I’m a little disappointed Kerry didn’t use the word “gallivant.”

Isn’t Kerry the one who followed rock bands around for a decade?

Really, what woman goes out to a bar and has sex with a man she’s only known for 2 hours? Especially in San Francisco, say this Saturday night?

Just trying to help Pete M. out.

Yosef: Unless you’re a woman we really don’t see how that helps out at all.

Miss Veal is just bitter bc he/she/it wanted to tap some of that Peterson ass.

Seb, I’m just trying to find out if anybody knows a girl Pete can meet out. That’s it.

Come on, it’s not the insta-sex that’s troubling here (or apparently the dead bodies); it’s Amber’s violation of the relationship caste system: a pale, skinny, fashion-challenged, horse-face future hag is not allowed to pair off with a well-tanned, athletic, perfect smile, well groomed upper-middle-class son. The girl got caught f*cking upwards.

Frighteningly, that excerpt makes me want to have sex, sex, sex. And here I am, stuck at work in an office where I GUARANTEE no one will hit on me. Sad, but true.

And here I am, stuck at work in an office where I GUARANTEE no one will hit on me.

Hey Reba! Wanna do it?

Frighteningly, that excerpt makes me want to have sex, sex, sex. And here I am, stuck at work in an office where I GUARANTEE no one will hit on me. Sad, but true.

“You had sex with the cleaning woman on your desk?”

Marsala fails to realize that if Ms. Frey was a straight-laced, asprin-between-the-knees kinda girl, the adulterous horndog Scott Peterson wouldn’t have been quite so enamored with her.

Defending all these hot guys with interpersonal problems are just giving conservative pundits a run for their money. Caught between defending the honor of both Kobe Byrant and Scott Peterson from loose women, I think Kerry just got a bit confused and had a bit of a meltdown.

Such behavior makes humans no different than animals. … They eat, dance, and hours later have sex.

Are those ellipses the work of Sadly No’s! editor? Because, if not, Kerry is claiming that animals dance and then have sex.

Aw, thanks, Ed! I notice Pete didn’t step up to the plate. He’s totally in the dog house now. And Seb, we don’t call them cleaning women, we call them building service workers which, come to think of it, might be worse. I’m reasonably sure that statement could get me fired….

Jim, my dog actually does dance, but I think her days of having sex are over. What I want to know is why Kerry thinks it takes a couple of hours to go from dancing to having sex when I’m sure there are plenty of good hourly hotels/luxury sedans/alley ways in Peterson’s territory. Some people have no imagination. At least she granted that Peterson might have fed poor Amber before he nailed her.

Frighteningly, that excerpt makes me want to have sex, sex, sex.

Okay, this conversation you’re supposed to be having with your husband is taking WAY TOO LONG. You know, the one about how you’re leaving him for the Dark Window. Why don’t I just call him instead.

Really, what woman goes out to a bar and has sex with a man she’s only known for 2 hours? Especially in San Francisco, say this Saturday night?

This wasn’t a rhetorical question, people! Answer the man, for heaven’s sake!

Really, what woman goes out to a bar and has sex with a man she’s only known for 2 hours? Especially in San Francisco, say this Saturday night?

This wasn’t a rhetorical question, people! Answer the man, for heaven’s sake!

Okay the answer is apparently “a woman who quickly falls for a smarmy jerk, readily accepting his story that his preganant wife recently died so he needs some comfort sex — and who later betrays him to the DA’s office.” Look for her, Pete, ’cause she’s out there somewhere.

If this guy has time to watch that pandering Peterson trial, then all his temporal judgement is shot to hell. How many commercial interrupted minutes or hours of testimony did it take for Kerry to decide that Frey was nymphomaniac (my argument is moot if he could tell just by looking at her).

I’d put my dog to sleep if it pestered me to turn on the Peterson trial. So, Kelly should be extra glad that he isn’t one of those fornicating, dancing animal.

I’ll take it all back if they discover any WMDs or bin Laden or, well, anything. Until then, you sure came up with a real loser. (So, S.Z., thank you.)