Shorter Bob “The MSM Is Infiltrated By The Global Muslim Conspiracy” Owens

Can You Hear Me Now?


  • Anent self-reflection, I am invincible.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

Note: Also see here.


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Gahhhhh! It’s Rick Astley. My ears! My ears!

Smiling Mortician

Beany-poofs! Gomer loves beany-poofs!


Certain progressive bloggers in their natural state of paranoia are amusing to behold,

Confederate Grillmeister is a progressive?


The Confederate Yankee:

Romney obviously heard the whisper and responded to it, but the origin of the whisper seems to be found at the network, as an MSNBC blog posted on the subject, and then mysteriously pulled down the blog entry without explanation.

MSNBC’s First Read:

From NBC’s Domenico Montanaro
EDITOR’S NOTE: There has been a lot of confusion over a whispered moment from last night’s debate — someone saying what we believe was “not raise taxes” after a question from Tim Russert on Reagan and social security. We put the following post up last night immediately following what we and several First Read commenters heard.

For full disclosure…

Here’s the original post…

*** UPDATE *** After reviewing the tapes, NBC determined that an open mic picked up a whisper from the audience. It is unclear who it is that says it, but it was not said by any of the candidates, was not heard in the hall and, more importantly, not heard by the candidates.

Yes, a mystery without explanation.


J–: Obviously, MSNBC saw that the Corn-Fed Irate Yanker had caught on to their remove-the-blog-entry ruse and put it back up… or did they? We are to believe that what they put up as “the original post” was in fact the original, but how do we know that’s true? Now, let’s get back to his discussion of paranoid progressive bloggers.


Two seemingly irreducible questions:
How many times does TIDOS Yankee have to be utterly wrong before he will shut up?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

The world may never know.


I searched old el gas-o (without quotes) on Yahoo! and the very second site listed was the Replublican National Committee’s.

Also, McAfee SiteAdvisor warns me that I should “use caution” if I were to try to open it.

The Internet really works!


Let us pray for ‘Merikun healthcare, Bob and a rusty nail.


Can anyone explain to me why conservative bloggers tend, in general, to be chinless wonders? Anyone.


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