I don’t know why the wingers would be concerned. From what I understand, being kicked in the crotch isn’t nearly as painful if you don’t have any balls.

Evidently the wingers believe that upon Hitlery’s election, their testicles will drop, thereby causing a kick to the groin actually relevant? I don’t know, I’m reaching to find the logic.

Edit: “…TO BE relevant…” that is.

Eh, forget it.

So… having Hillary as prez will cost $200/hr?

Um, yeah. Why am I not surprised some fRighty has a fetish for ballbuster porn?

Watch, this will make its way through the ‘tubes and you’ll see a ton ReThuglican Congresscritters lining up to endorse HRC.

I’m fairly certain most wingnuts would prefer to be nut-kicked by old, rich white men.

I’m an Obama supporter myself, but if Hillary’s election means we all get to kick people like Hannity and Doughy Pantload in the nuts, I’d be willing to switch.

I guess the converse is a long sweet blowjob from Mitt Romney.

Captain Annoying said,

January 11, 2008 at 19:36

I’m an Obama supporter myself, but if Hillary’s election means we all get to kick people like Hannity and Doughy Pantload in the nuts, I’d be willing to switch.

And the fact that they’ll pay you $200/hr. is a win/win!

I guess the converse is a long sweet blowjob from Mitt Romney.

Ewww… one of his sons, maybe.

I probably should not be, but I am somewhat surprised, not only at how negative it is, but also how personally the creator of the video apparently takes the possible election of Clinton. Will it really affect them that directly?

Oh, now I really want Obama to retake frontrunner status so we can see that video!

I imagine it will just be grainy footage of hubcaps being stolen or something.

I probably should not be, but I am somewhat surprised, not only at how negative it is, but also how personally the creator of the video apparently takes the possible election of Clinton. Will it really affect them that directly?

I had the same reaction–it will emasculate you personally if a woman is elected? Your manhood will be compromised?

I mean, as a person with a triple-digit IQ, I did find it kind of humiliating to be ruled by the Boy King…

I imagine it will just be grainy footage of hubcaps being stolen or something.

It will be like the Kerry Healey campaign (If Deval is elected, black men will rape and murder you in the parking garage)

+

the “No to Wine in Grocery Stores” ads (thousands of dark figures looting and smashing windows)

COMBINED!!!

I probably should not be, but I am somewhat surprised, not only at how negative it is, but also how personally the creator of the video apparently takes the possible election of Clinton. Will it really affect them that directly?

I had the same reaction–it will emasculate you personally if a woman is elected? Your manhood will be compromised?

Of course it will. These are the same folks who, if gay marriage is legalized, will have to divorce their wives so they can marry men.

Well, these folks ALSO find their marriages become endangered if two dudes marry, so maybe…

oooh- nicely played, Jennifer.

The dood in the video is sooooo wearing a cup. Wimp.

God what a bunch of simpering cowards. These are the people who think I should feel safe with them in charge when they’re so scared of women they can’t think rationally? Puh-lease.

You know,when I was young,I heard that line that as an American girl I could be anything I wanted and I KNEW is was full of caveats and qualifiers. Hell,the first job I ever had,I ended up being sexually harrassed,and that was not the last time either. As I got older I figured out I could be exactly whatever I wanted to be,but the price I paid would be huge if anyone with a penis was at all threatened by it. I remember being stuck in a low paid/ranking job and training guys younger than me who would then be promoted. When I complained I was told to STFU and be happy I even had a job,since plenty of other”girls”would take my job and not be such a whiner.

I’m pushing 50,and I had hoped that by the time we reached the 21st century the country would have grown up enough that this crap would have been in the past. But nooo. In some ways young women today have it harder than I did when I was in my 20’s. Nothing has changed,in some cases the sexism is even more overt now(and astonishingly more acceptable)than it was then.

I wonder how a young girl,say maybe 10 yrs old,is feeling,seeing the shit being piled on Hillary.

The thing is, they really do think like this. This is hardly an exaggeration.

I hate to say it, but I think the Secret Service will have to go into overdrive when Hillary takes office.

On the plus side, we’ll see a new-found reverence for habeas corpus and 4th amendment protections against wiretapping. Can’t have an out-of-control executive branch, don’t you know.

Speaking of out-of-control, the mark of the beast is rearing it’s ugly head again. Imagine if Hitlery’s adminsitration proposed something like this. The wingnuts would shit purple. But it’s Bush and Skeletor, so there’s nary a peep …

What? What’s the problem with the video? I don’t get it. Isn’t that the way it’s going to be when she gets elected?

I’m shopping at Zappo’s right now, for some nice little steel-toed pumps, in black with mid-height heels.

I’m sorry, but I have to make this joke. If I don’t, the terrorists win.

That seems fine to me, so long as I can wear a cup and she’ll kiss the ouchie better afterwards.

“I’m shopping at Zappo’s right now, for some nice little steel-toed pumps, in black with mid-height heels.”

The steel toes are a nice touch, g. You might want to opt for the really, really pointy-toed ones for maximum “enjoyment”.

zsa, you’re dead on. It’s bad enough that she’s a woman, but she’s also a Clinton. People seem to have totally forgotten the drooling, literally violent hysteria that gripped the lunatic right during the 1990s. That WILL come back with the next Democratic President, especially if it’s Hillary.

I read a great piece on terrorism once (wish I could find it) that discussed where Islamic terrorists come from–Middle Eastern nations like Saudi Arabia and Jordan that have friendly relations with the West. The reasons are very simple–if you’re from Iran and you hate the West, you have no reason to pull yourself out of society to join a violent fringe organization. Your government’s policies already reflect your views.

The exact same principle is in play with the paramilitary right during the Bush years. While some of the hardcore anti-Semite isolationists resent foreign engagements as supportive of Zionism, by and large the nuts are happy that a supposed Evangelical Christian is in the White House sticking it to liberal elites and waging war against non-whites.

That’s all gonna change if the next President is a Democrat, not because the policies will necessarily change but because the liberals/elites/Jews/blacks/gays/UN/whoever will be perceived as being back in charge.

The dood in the video is sooooo wearing a cup.

That’s America with Hillary Clinton as senator. When she becomes president, the cup comes off.

You laugh, but that’s actually a lucrative niche business, especially in Japan. A girl with the right look and right attitude can make a very comfortable living doing just that.

$200 an hour?

I was going to say that I would gladly kick a wingnut in the balls for much less than that. But then I started adding up the various costs …

Base ball kicking rate $100 (union rate as per Ballkickers Local #938)
Short black dress $40
Those deadly sharp shoes g was talking about getting $25
… in men’s size 12 … add another $15
Hillary fright mask $50

Wow, it really adds up. Even with the “4 kick discount” of %30, I don’t see how I can ball kick a wingnut for anywhere under $160.

I might be able to go to $150 if the wingnut comes to my office for the ball-kicking, although I’ll have to clear that with my people.

That said, I have to point out that I am rather a big bastard and can generate a tremendous amount of force in the foot-to-ball impact. The quality of the ball-kicking is second-to-none. I can guarantee that the testicles in question would be crushed beyond any hope of, ahhh, succor. References available on request.

It’s bad enough that she’s a woman, but she’s also a Clinton.

This is known as Bride of Clenis™ Syndrome.

I hate to say it, but I think the Secret Service will have to go into overdrive when Hillary takes office.

The Secret Service is filled to the brim with wingnuts. Some of remember the former Secret Service loon who published a book in which he claimed there was a secret White House Christmas tree decorated with condoms and dildos. He was a big hit on the right-wing talk circuit for a while.

No, I fear the Secret Service will not only not go into overdrive, but they may actually “fail” to protect a President Hillary Clinton. The detail members would resign to lifetimes of wingnut welfare from Scaife, Pickens and friends.

Jeeze, louise.

Just how small is a Republican’s dick? Five speed boats and a woman in the Oval Office and suddenly it’s the End of the World and their balls hurt.

Pussies. And not the good kind, either.
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This is known as Bride of Clenis™ Syndrome.

a/k/a “Teh Clagina.”

So if Hillary becomes Prez, it’ll be all Teh Funny all Teh Time?

Derelict, I think that’s unnecessarily paranoid, but perhaps I’m simply naive. Maybe I should say that I really, really hope you’re being unnecessarily paranoid.

Certainly if a Secret Service officer was complicit in something like that, I think he’d die a conveniently mysterious death shortly thereafter. One thing we learned from JFK is that some people are very good at tying up loose ends …

Hey look, a pony!

Sounds to me more like she’s playing kick the can. I mean seriously, it sounds like she’s hitting a piece of weak metal. Her foot don’t reach the dude’s crotch.

Amanda Marcotte has seen this right? She’s doing a nice job on it I bet.

Put me down as one of the befuddled. I really don’t understand this level of sexism and hatred of Clintons. I’m twenty-one, so in my life narrative the Clinton years are more of a side-show to my memories of Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Disney’s 1990s renaissance. I mean, I don’t even remember Bush 1 being president. I remember Bush 1 winning the model election my kindergarten class held (My hometown has always been Republican land, not necessarily wingnut land thankfully)

Okay, I watched it again and her foot clearly makes contact with his crotch. I still say he has a tin can down his pants.

Stupid boy!

If you ask me, the government has needed a kick in the crotch for some time now, so what’s the problem?

Ugh, Camille Paglia?

I don’t even want to hear her name unless she’s offering to clean my underoos.

secret White House Christmas tree decorated with condoms and dildos.

I’d be disappointed in the Clintons if they didn’t have one of these. And a granite slab with little grooves to catch the blood from the aborto-sacrifices of the unborn.

Maybe the Secret Service just wasn’t up to providing the additional “duties” that Queen Hitleray demanded of them.

This is known as Bride of Clenis™ Syndrome.

a/k/a “Teh Clagina.”

I’ve heard it refered to as “Teh Clintoris”. It isn’t as euphonious as “clagina” or “clenis”, but I think it’s more apt. Your average right-wing dipstick who lives in mortal terror of Hillary Clinton in the metaphorical black pumps and these-pumps-are-made-for-kickin’ probably has never come close to an actual clitoris. They might be aware of the rumor of the existence of Nature’s Happy Button, but I guarantee you they’d have no idea what it’s for. You know the idea of women actually getting off on sex frightens the living shit out of them.

*metaphorical black skirt and these-pumps-are-made-for-kickin’ shoes* rather. It’s no excuse, but I was out past my bedtime last night. That first herbal supplement of the afternoon got right on top of me, it did.

This is known as Bride of Clenis™ Syndrome.

a/k/a “Teh Clagina.”

Nah, when the topic is Hillary and the va-jayjay, that’s Teh Scary Vagina™ incarnate.

BTW, the Clenis™ and Scary Vagina are both characters I introduced to the lefty blogosphere over at Eschaton…Clenis dates from 2002 or early 2003; and I don’t remember when I first introduced Scary Vagina but it was in response to a particularly virulent troll who obviously had “woman issues”. Whenever Scary Vagina would show up and shout “BOOOOO!!!” at him, he would leave.

Pssst — don’t ever let the right wing black helicopter anti-Hillary squads learn about the female spotted hyena.

They might be aware of the rumor of the existence of Nature’s Happy Button, but I guarantee you they’d have no idea what it’s for. You know the idea of women actually getting off on sex frightens the living shit out of them.

They subscribe to the “electric socket theory” of pleasuring women. They think all they have to do is plug it in, and the lights come on.

The steel toes are a nice touch, g. You might want to opt for the really, really pointy-toed ones for maximum “enjoyment”.

[Change search criteria at Zappos.com – mid-heel, black, pointed toe]

Kthx

$200/hour for a Hillary presidency is still cheaper than the price we’re paying for Der Chimperor’s reign of incompetence, no?

They subscribe to the “electric socket theory” of pleasuring women. They think all they have to do is plug it in, and the lights come on.

They’re just misinterpreting the cues. She rolls her eyes and they think her eyes are rolling back.

Man, I am starting to get really torn here.

I’d like to see John Edwards as president, for his rational and compassionate domestic policies.

I’d be alright with Barack Obama as president, for I think, while he’s likely to do a bit of his own triangulating, he’s a good man and will try to do well for americans.

But damn, I’d like to see Hillary Clinton as president because of the misery and madness it would cause the 28 percenters. Heads popping like champagne corks.

It’d be pretty damn funny…

mikey

There are apparently two differing “electric socket” theories of sex.

I can state with some authority that the other one really really hurts.

Jennifer,
They subscribe to the “electric socket theory” of pleasuring women. They think all they have to do is plug it in, and the lights come on.

Ya know, just the realization that, all kidding aside, there are some dudes who genuinely think like that and some women who have to put up with that and both of ’em thinks that, for some reason or another, is how it has to be makes me sad. Like seeing a little child with a popped balloon.

mikey,
My mostly apolitical brother has pretty much made the same decision, though he says he really doesn’t want to hear the yay-hoos on NPR act idiotic over Hillary like you know they would ’cause they’re doing it now. Still, he says, it’d be worth it to watch one virulently mysognistic co-worker in particular tump over and start frothing at the mouth.

“I can state with some authority that the other one really really hurts.”

I’m amazed that you lived to tell the tale.

Wingnut heads exploding or raptured up–either or (or both), I don’t care which–can’t happen soon enough for me.

I’ve heard it refered to as “Teh Clintoris”. It isn’t as euphonious as “clagina” or “clenis”, but I think it’s more apt.

Matt T: Not only have most of them never seen a clitoris, they deny its existence. Too threatening and scary. The vagina, on the other hand, constellates all sorts of hostility, anger, fear, frustration and hatred for these guys—just like with teh Clenis. Hence, teh Clagina.

El Cid: My goodness! The things I learn at this educational blog!

I think I that video is from a local DC radio station. Well, the action part of it, at least.

After all these millenia of kicking women in the boobs, I got no problem with this.

This was one of those questions I brought up a while ago. The degree to which these right-wing loons take shit personally (particularly in the case of the Clintons). They feel an honest personal betrayal, that they were lied to by Bill Clinton, that he himself came to their homes and raped them, that Hillary Clinton came personally to their homes and murdered Vince Foster in front of them.

They’re all convinced of these things, not merely offended from a moral standpoint, but physically and mentally in danger from the Clintons personally. I mean, I may think Bush is a jerkass motherfucker unfit to pump gas, but I don’t think he personally is going to come to my house and torture me.

It’s like watching a convention of stalkers talking about how no, really, David Letterman *is* talking to them through the TV.

Patkin: Yes. It’s like the reverse of a communications theory that says that a respondent audience is most loyal to, and will believe whatever is told to them by, a personality with whom they feel a familial connection. (Well, that’s sort of it. It’s been a while since grad school.) It’s the “Uncle” Walter Cronkite thing—the most trusted man in America during the ’60s was the avuncular older guy whom Mr. and Mrs. America welcomed into their home every night at dinnertime for a discussion about what had happened that day.

the most trusted man in America during the ’60s was the avuncular older guy whom Mr. and Mrs. America welcomed into their home every night at dinnertime for a discussion about what had happened that day.

And you know what’s sad? He did a good job of letting them know what had happened that day, which was why he was so welcome. They trusted him because he was trustworthy and did a good job.

There’s no one in media these days that inspires that in people..with the exception of a few who are demonstrably outrageous, untrustworthy liars, several of whom have millions of followers. Though, thankfully, none have the audience Cronkite had, or we’d already be sunk.

Jennifer: You are so right. Walter Cronkite was right there with us now-old folks when JFK was shot. He was the one who commented on the air, during the 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago, when Dan Rather got roughed up by security inside the arena, that Mayor Daly had “a bunch of thugs” running the show. He was also the one who helped jump-start the end of the Vietnam war by showing actual war footage on the air and commenting on it. (That was the beginning of the “liberal media” stigma, and why some Rethugtards still claim CBS and the liberals made us “lose” the Vietnam war.)

That video reminded me of the “Oww My Balls!” scene from Idiocracy.

“After all these millenia of kicking women in the boobs, I got no problem with this.”

Wow, you must have a black belt in TaeKwonDo. Or were you kicking grandma boobs?

They feel an honest personal betrayal.

Don’t let the clutching of pearls fool you. They didn’t feel betrayed by Clinton because they never trusted him. And what’s their first reaction when a Repub. is caught with his pants on the bathroom floor?

“Nuh uh! Lieberals made that up!”

They cling to the Clenis because they think it’s a stick that can be used to beat Democrats. Plus, they can chant BJ! BJ! BJ! whenever anyone points out the five billion ways Bush has boned the canine.

Arky:

I suppose that’s true, but I’m not entirely sure what to make of their personality deficits otherwise. The personal connection these folk express (and sure enough, there’s enough people on our side with this particular brain damage) towards politicians and celebrities is kind of weird and off-putting.

Arky, Patkin:

I tend to agree more with Patkin here. I think there might honestly be a perceptual difference between how they see politicians and how I do. I think that some of them, at least, tend to see every political event in terms of personalities. Something about wanting to feel ‘close’ to a leader, perhaps? Or maybe just a result of our media culture?