Like a dark window being closed, my official guest blogging duties here at Sadly, No! are now coming to an end. Seb’s driving up to the house as I type and if I’m not out of here by the time he gets in, I’m pretty sure there’ll be hell to pay. Frankly, the house is a shambles and S.Z. practically set the kitchen on fire when she was making us breakfast this morning. Uh…perhaps I’ve said too much.

Anyway, the last I heard from Seb, he’d decided that his Canadian flag speedo was too cumbersome for vacation and he was working on eliminating all his tan lines. I shudder to think what that means. And as you can imagine, I don’t really want to stick around to find out.

I’d like to take a moment, though, to thank everybody for hanging around here even while Seb was away. I’m honored that Seb invited me to share my lunacy with his vast audience and even more honored that so many of you stayed around to read. But for those of you who have been worried, well, don’t. This blog will once again become funny, relevant, and informative as soon as Seb starts posting again.

Special thanks to both Blair and Scott for their technical assistance after I broke Seb’s blog. Without their help, we’d all still be reading an error message.

And so to close, I’d like to leave you with just one small piece of advice:

Next time you find the Wing Nuts trying to lock you out of your house, just remember…You can always get in through the Window.

(Okay, yes, that was basically just a pathetic attempt to get you to bookmark my blog.)

Thanks, everybody! This has been a lot of fun!

Auf Wiedersehen,

Pete