After Bill Clinton’s electrifying speech last week at the Democratic National Convention, several TV commentators made reference to his soon-to-open Presidential Library. This got me thinking of another library (one you may not have heard so much about) and I thought I’d do a little investigating.

I speak, of course, of the Counter Clinton Library. I’m sure you can already imagine the depth of learning that will take place in a “library” recommended by NewsMax.

This cutting-edge research facility is being built for two main reasons: To counter the “lies” put out by the official Clinton Library and, surprise surprise, to stop Hillary’s perpetually-imminent presidential ambitions.

The Counter Clinton Library’s purpose is to set the record straight about the “Co-Presidency” of Bill and Hillary Clinton. The founders of this Library recognize that the official Clinton Presidential Center and Library, soon to be opened in downtown Little Rock, Arkansas, will represent little more than a propaganda machine for the ongoing effort to mold the Clinton “legacy” and boost Mrs. Clinton’s future run for the presidency.

Take a visit to the CCL website and you’ll hear a great deal about Hillary. You’ll probably even get the impression that she’s still planning to run this year.

The Counter Clinton Library, at a site within walking distance of the official “LIE-brary,” will feature exhibits, research material and artifacts that present the public with the truth about the most corrupt administration in American history. The ultimate goal of the Counter Clinton Library is “To let not one Clinton lie go unanswered, to let not one evasion go unquestioned, and to let not one Clinton slander go unchallenged.”

Artifacts? If they could get it, I’m pretty sure they’d even put Vince Foster’s skull on display. Hell, Ron Brown’s too!

Given the goal of so much truth-telling, one might wonder who is behind this prodigious effort. Well, frankly, one could probably come up with most of the names by a simple act of guessing – names like Bob Barr, Gary Aldrich, Sean Hannity, and Dick Morris. Don’t worry; They’re all there. But the main driving force behind the effort is legendary NewsMax columnist and former Congressman from New York, John LeBoutillier.

If you’re familiar with John, you probably already know about his intimate relationship with truth and accuracy. If not, perhaps the best introduction would be to read an excerpt from a story he “broke” at NewsMax a couple of years ago, during the height of the Gary Condit affair:

“Now, here is the dirty little secret behind the disappearance of Chandra Levy: Condit goes both ways. He likes to get sodomized by male prostitutes before having sex with women. The gay sex turns him on and he can then ‘perform’ with women.

“Condit had one particular Caribbean male prostitute that he frequented. When it was determined that Chandra had to go, this guy was given the assignment. He picked her up on his motorcycle, took off somewhere, killed her, and dumped her body. Then, on orders from Condit and with money from Condit, he headed back to Haiti or wherever he came from ? far, far away from investigators and the feds.”

A few hours after he published it, an amazing thing happened. The article disappeared. Turns out that even NewsMax didn’t want it on their site! In other words, that’s the level of credibility we’re dealing with.

(John LeBoutillier, Noted Truth-Teller)

John is also something of a dreamer and in a past fundraising plea at NewsMax, he held out hope that the Clintons would be unable to fund their own “Lie-brary.”

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if enough of you Americans donate the money and we build the COUNTER CLINTON LIBRARY while Bill and Hillary can’t build their library?

It just might happen.

Right. That’s the guy behind it.

But enough about our founders. Let’s take a look at the Library itself. Here’s a virtual rendition of how the very exciting finished project will look:

Once inside, one will be bombarded with unchanging truth and accuracy. Of course in the interest of unchanging truth and accuracy, I should point out that the CCL had originally planned to showcase a room that would feature an “exact recreation of the White House as the Clintons left it ? trashed, damaged and defiled…We will recreate this to show ? in the most vivid manner possible ? just how much damage the Clintons did to ‘the people’s house.'”

For some reason, all reference to that room is now gone from the website. Perhaps the eternal truth-tellers at the CCL finally decided to have a look at that pesky GAO report…

Other rooms will focus on subjects like “Deaths.”

Throughout Bill Clinton’s political career, opponents and others who sought to expose the truth about “Slick Willie” often ended up dying under mysterious circumstances. Among the more prominent “accidental” or “natural” deaths were Vince Foster, Ron Brown, and James McDougal. This area will use photographs and news clippings to establish a pattern of foul play from the famous cases like Foster to virtually unpublicized events like the deaths of many former Clinton bodyguards.

Virtually unpublicized indeed. Here’s another exciting aspect of the library John discussed over at NewsMax:

We are devoted to countering ? with the truth and with facts ? each and every lie, distortion and exaggeration about his White House years – and also about Hillary?s campaign for President.

Wouldn’t it be nice if their countering of distortions and exaggerations about Hillary’s campaign for President addressed, well, the distortions and exaggerations about Hillary?s campaign for President?

It really makes you wonder where they’re going to get their information. Uh…Maybe it doesn’t:

We also will have access to never-before seen documents. For example, long-time Clinton insider Dick Morris has agreed to donate all his secret White House Agendas to the Counter Clinton Library.

Right. Should have figured Dick would be “toeing the line” on this one.

The Counter Clinton Library will be the most high-tech center ever built. Using video and audio monitors, a visitor is going to see and hear the actual lies and purposeful evasions of the Clintons.

Seriously. What could possibly be more high-tech than video and audio monitors? Congratulations on your great project, John! Let’s give him one last word:

We are going to use their own behavior against them!

God, this part worries me. I suddenly have this horrific image of Carl Limbacher trying to seduce me with a cigar.

And now, because of the length of this piece, I invite you to come over to my own blog, The Dark Window, to explore some of the other fascinating aspects of the CCL. Over there we’ll continue our virtual tour, shop in the CCL giftshop, and read “quotes” from some enlightened supporters. I promise that a fun time will be had by all. Well, okay, maybe not by the Wing Nuts.

So please…Head on over!

Update: Thanks to readers Yosef and Hogan, it’s come to my attention that the Daily Show did a very funny report on the Counter Clinton “Lie-brary” a couple of weeks ago. Check it out to see John LeBoutillier discussing the 70-odd people Clinton probably killed. (Once you get to the page, simply click on the icon for “True Library.”)