“What has happened to the simple principle of telling the truth? ”

George Bush happened to it.
Gonzales happened to it.
Cheney happened to it.

Teh.GOP.happened.to.it.

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

Oh, and when you get to CPAC, steer clear of Ace, you know…open hailing frequencies in his pants and all.

You can’t trust the pee-pee.

This isn’t gonna be another baseball thread is it?

You’re missing a quotation mark in the Hagelin link.

Also, Even Shorter Romney: Please, 30%ers, love me!

I like this from the Mormon column:

“The Jesus of Mormonism is the ‘spirit child’ of his ‘heavenly parents.’ He is in no way part of a triune Godhead.”

Crazy Mormons and their inability to recognize the concept of the triune Godhead which was invented by the Byzantines a couple of hundred years after Christ!

Mister Leonard Pierce (do you mind if I call you “Mister”?), do you have any plans to ink the names of your contributors all over your body with a Sharpie? because I am pretty sure that would justify spending our hard-earned simoleons on your trip.

Even Shorter Amanda Carpenter: “Wait a minute… George Bush just set up a fake photo op! Can he do that?”

Rusher’s war fantasy is pretty weird — somehow the Eeeeevil Mullahs of Iranistan snuck nucular bombs into Washington, NY, and LA (who needs port security when you have laser space frisbees?), and the only way to stop them (aside from letting them invade Saudi Arabia and thus failing to Protect the Saudi Royal Democracy) is if we NUKE THEM FIRST.

With, one presumes, our FTL ICBMs, which can fly from here to Tehran in less time than it takes for an Islamohomomexiliberalfascist nucular agent to let go of the deadman switch.

Also, they’re threatening us, but only through telling one spy, and then they’ll really threaten us officially in 12 hours but right now they’re denying it.

I see he’s the author of “How to Win Arguments”. How exciting.

Dan — actually, I plan to ink the names of my contributors all over Megan McArdle’s body, using whatever materials are to hand.

I like the word “Godhead”, but it makes me think of Voltron for some reason.

And there appeared in the sky a great figure, whose feet and legs were lions, and whose arms and body were lions, and whose head was a lion, and with its blazing sword it cleaved in twain the robeast and killed it, yea even unto death.

The one thing with this Doughfest is that we don’t hear from Megan McArdle enough anymore. Could someone photoshop her into a sexy elf costume? It’s, er, for school.

Holy cats, have we done anything with this yet? Gavin?

Shorter Ken Blackwell: In Ohio, whoever I picked to win, did win.

Holy cats, have we done anything with this yet? Gavin?

Hmm. I think success will depend on whose figure is scurrying away across the field.

Hmm. I think success will depend on whose figure is scurrying away across the field.

Is it ready yet?

Judging from her recent blog entries, it should either be Ron Paul, Barack Obama or people who don’t mug her.

Holy cats, have we done anything with this yet? Gavin?

There’s a whole Flickr album from that outing, by the way.

Gunga Dim.

…experimental brain surgery that will remove the parts that were cauterized by reading Jonah Goldberg’s new book…

The stupid. It burns. Atrios warned you, man.

I think the Triune Godhead was in the first edition of the AD&D Monster Manual, but then they dropped it because of copyright issues.

After a few days of J-Gold’s magnum opus, the folks at TownHall actually seem like an intellectual breath of fresh air.

The bottom line is, George Bush and Dick Cheney are Patriots who have done alot of good for this Great Nation and have practicaly destroyed islamo-fascism. The bottom line is you liberals oppose Bush and Cheney and oppose torturing terrorists because you hate America and want us to be defeated so you can create your own socialist one world “paradise”. Its never gonna happen lefty trolls, we in the Heartland have our eye on you.

The bottom line is, Mitt Romney would make an excellent President, however you liberals oppose him because he is a Patriot and a Religious man who wants to secure our borders, defeat terror, end abortion and protect marriage. You liberals would never support anyone like that because you hate America and our Traditional Values which Mitt Romney if elected President would up-hold.

but according to George Bush ” Ameica does notr torture” why are you contradicting the commnader IN Chief? do you hate AMerica

The bottom line is, Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland Heartland

Being lectured by Charles Colson on ethics is like being lectured by Jonah Goldberg on the fascist leanings of liberalism.

Lining up to be an Unterstumfuhrer, eh, Saul?

Will you be personally involved in packing the boxcars and busses, or do you feel more excited at the prospect of giving the orders?

Dan — actually, I plan to ink the names of my contributors all over Megan McArdle’s body, using whatever materials are to hand.

I just spurted.

can’t one of you Sadlies please take a moment to shower some love on Cap’n Ed, who has just posted something called “MinnMon–A Soros Joint”?

that’s right. “A Soros JOINT.”

if you don’t put a stop to him now, he’ll be doing the exclamation point/1 thing next. mark my words.

The bottom line is, George Bush and Dick Cheney are Patriots who have done alot of good for this Great Nation and have practicaly destroyed islamo-fascism. The bottom line is you liberals oppose Bush and Cheney and oppose torturing terrorists because you hate America and want us to be defeated so you can create your own socialist one world “paradise”. Its never gonna happen lefty trolls, we in the Heartland have our eye on you.

You know, the way I was brought up, exhibiting this kind of cowardice got your ass belted. Something to do with being a man.

But hey, being a momma’s boy in a flight suit with a giant codpiece works too, princess.

The bottom line is, I am very disappointed that Congressman Tom Tancredo’s Presidential Campaign didn’t generate enough momentum for him to stay in the race. The bottom line is, Tom Tancredo was my first choice for President and he had the best platform by far of any of the candidates. I hope he runs for the Senate in Colorado and gets elected, we need more Conservatives their to ban gay marriage and help secure our borders.

I like that the panda is cringing.

LOLz! (at Gavin’s second pic there)

Hey – remember that photoshop of GWB and his dad fishing in the post-Katrina floods of Nawlins? Shotgun Meg might go well on that…

I’ve started adding to my killfile everyone who responds to Saul or Gary or whatever other troll might appear.

The threads are a much faster read already.

Man. With those three on patrol, the malls of America are safer than ever.

The fact and bottom line is, Fred, fuck you.

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well that didn’t work now did it?

hmmm

how the fuck?

anyway, merry holidays and happy fuckyoubilloreillyas every one!

RE: Romney’s piece on Bush. Remmeber there was a post by Anne Laurie awhile ago, on how the Harvard MBAs are like a priesthood with a single goal of bringing up benefits to its members. She nailed it. Romney is slimy enough to know that there are no votes in supporting GWB, yet his alegiance to the Harvard Business School order prevents him from going after him.

More Romney: A gem in the HuffPost:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/mitticisms-martin-luthe_b_77711.html

OT: Remember the movie Midnight Express? It was released in 1978,
look where we are 30 years later:
http://www.sott.net/articles/show/145536-A-young-blonde-Icelandic-woman-s-recent-experience-visiting-the-US

Doctorb Science:

You totally just worked in a crazy Bloom County reference. Giant Laser Space Frisbees. I am in awe.

http://anothergreenworld.blogspot.com/2007/12/blog-post.html

there you go–a special card from my family to everyone everywhere.

next–a photo like 2girls1cup only sicker, possibly.

enjoy.

Now that’s a great PShop, Gavin m’man.

Shooters, Looters, Neuters and Pooters…

mikey

Shorter David R. Stokes: If Time magazine isn’t run by a bunch of commies, then why don’t they make JESUS their Man of the Year?

Holy shit, I thought you were joking.

The truth, Strange Forces, is that “24” is actually a children’s show.

Re: Shorter David R. Stokes.

I don’t know what was more disturbing, the fact that the shorter was completely bang on or that Stokes ends the piece basically saying that General Petraeus is like Jesus.

And the Doug MacKinnon link doesn’t work.

Yeah, Al Gore must be really crushed that he came in second for TIME’s Man of the Year.

The Nobel Prize feels pretty light now, eh buddy? Don’t worry, I’ll let you hold mine sometime.

The MacKinnon link is all broke and shit. Which is unfortunate, cuz he’s good.
A shorter MacKinnon would be “I rewrote The Turner Diaries! Someone actually read it!”

Oh, and right wing chicks are hot-
http://www.rightwingnews.com/category.php?ent=8368

Say, whatever happened to rightthinkinggirl?

I looked at that Stokes thing. Then I made the mistake of reading the comments. Still the same old same old, “Al Gore is fat,” “Al Bore”, and literally “Neener neener neener”. Sad.

Oh, and right wing chicks are hot-

I love how the only thing that he notices though is that they have brains and personalities. Such a gentleman.

That’s not David R. Stokes, that’s Zippy T. Pinhead.

Still the same old same old, “Al Gore is fat,” “Al Bore”, and literally “Neener neener neener”. Sad.
Michael Moore is also, apparently, fat-

peppermintsplace.townhall.com/g/666e9020-007f-485d-9cb8-5386bfa0a121

If Michael Moore lost, like, oh I dunno, like a hundred and fifty pounds, what would they do? What would they say?

Would they actually have to shut up?

mikey

dBa said,

Shorter Ken Blackwell: In Ohio, whoever I picked to win, did win.

Kenny deserves to share “Hey, everybody, I’m not in jail yet!” with Novacula.

Oh, and I really do have to mention the TownHall banner.

Whatever color, suede poo is a very special excrement…

mikey

I dunno about a Leon Trotsky swimsuit calender. If it were me, I’d be wanting a Rosa Luxembourg swimsuit calender.

Marxist icons murdered by the real Freikorps = Hot.

Shorter US Congress: Jesus Christ is officially our national savior!

Read the details at:

‘Minnesota’s Own Version of “Verjudung,” or How Somali Refugees Threaten Christmas In The Upper Midwest’

at:

“Rudely Stamped,” http://www.rudelystamped.blogspot.com

Michael Blaine
http://www.rudelystamped.blogspot.com

Geez, Blaine.

You couldn’t even try to disguise it a little bit?

Just flat out whoring around on other peoples traffic?

Rudely. Yep, I reckon so.

Sheesh, kids today!

mikey

Hello, Amanda Carpenter! Hubba hubba! Could you be the new Marie Jon’?

I’m heading over to Subhuman Vents Online right now…

Would they actually have to shut up?

mikey: No.

I was afraid of that….

mikey

If Michael Moore lost, like, oh I dunno, like a hundred and fifty pounds, what would they do? What would they say?

1. Michael “SatanWorshippingCommieFascist” Moore was fat.

2. Michael “SatanWorshippingCommieFascist” Moore finally realized that he’s never going to get free HilteryCare so he decided to slim down.

3. Aha! According to Herr LædedHösen, dieting proves Michael
“SatanWorshippingCommieFascist” Moore is a fascist.

Also, since I think Michael Moore would look like Michale Stipes if he lost 150:

4. A-ha! Michael “SatanWorshippingCommieFascist” Moore is a meth addict!

Oh, c’mon, Arky. They’d say Michael Moore’s got ‘The AIDS.’

I can’t say that I’ve seen any direct evidence that Somali Immigrants have been trying to shut down Christmas here. They still seem to like shopping at the Mall of America with all the Lutherns, I haven’t seen any boycotts or vandalism of Christmas displays, the city of St. Cloud MN is keeping the manger display on top of city hall while african and american black students at the college in St. Cloud are still being spit on and nazi saluted ( http://www.startribune.com/local/12616466.html ). Nope, can’t say that I’ve seen any evidence that Somali folks want people to stay home or not celebrate. I’d have to say that the only people who think there is a riot going on are the properly white folks who are disturbed that they have to interact with Somalis when they go shopping (Immigrants do make up the majority of check-out clerks at the Nordstrom Rack and Marshall stores). How can these proper folks feel good about Christmas when their goods and money are being handled so often by so many non-christians? It only stands to reason that Christmas is under a horrible assault.
I wish these jerks hadn’t gained control of both Twin City newspapers. If you judged us by our major MSM, we suck. (the lone exception being columnist Nick Coleman at the Strib. No relation to Norm). Oh, and St Cloud MN simply DOES suck. http://www.10000takes.com/2006/11/worst_places_to_live_in_americ.html

That Rusher column may be a new low in ridiculous hypotheticals.

These guys don’t want to be president. They want to write for 24.

Well, here in rainy Santa Monica the Heal the Bay fascist nazi hippies had their No Plastic Bag day and parade/War on Christmas event.

I think I actually complied with it, because I haven’t had any time to do any kind of shopping at all.

I like the Rusher column. The only thing he leaves out is where Doctor Evil and Frau Fassbinder go “Bwah hah ha hah!” That and the sharks with frickin’ laser beams on top of their heads.

But as I look around, I see that such a sexual revolution message has brought boomer women to their own lonely third phase, with children aborted due to the pressure of the live-in boyfriend, who decided after years of the benefits of cohabitation not to commit to marriage.

Oh, I think now I see what’s at the heart of Mary Graber’s discontent. The bastard won’t give it up with the ring!

Nice P’Shops, Gavin, but I still like my take.

If Michael Moore lost, like, oh I dunno, like a hundred and fifty pounds, what would they do? What would they say?

Would they actually have to shut up?

You might not have read the link?
http://peppermintsplace.townhall.com/g/666e9020-007f-485d-9cb8-5386bfa0a121

Might just be me (and i’m all for disbanding the Fed and starting competing currencies cuz that would work and seriously fix those alien lizards who started the Masons and control all international banking) but I’m pretty sure they’d figure out some other slow death fantasy for the newly Huckabeed Moore. Something about strapping him up like a scarecrow in an Iowa cornfield and making him drink ethonal while Raging Bunny punches his testical and crows pluck out his eyes and Pappy wanks and teadrinker, Purplegimp, Nee wank and Crawfish and his band of Poll Katz, Terri, Nazz, Ron, Bill, and Ginny wank and Chief Justice Ann Coulter looks divine in a simple black cocktail dress and GunnyG dances the sweet fandango on the graves of mexican babies and then we’re off to slowly torture and kill Barbra Steisand…

But then, I could be wrong.

Hello, Amanda Carpenter! Hubba hubba! Could you be the new Marie Jon’?

Sexist pig.
Check this one out, you can just make her right boob your desktop wallpaper-

http://www.humanevents.com/images/Carpenter_Photo_Lg.jpg

You might not have read the link?
http://peppermintsplace.townhall.com/g/666e9020-007f-485d-9cb8-5386bfa0a121

and don’t forget to read the comments, cuz some of you liberal pukes are mentioned-

“Willi Beax writes: Wednesday, May, 09, 2007 11:20 PM
Yo Peppermint
I’m speechless. If Michael Moore, by any stretch of the imagination, had any idea what his fate would be!! Mind your P’s and Q’s Mikey and reform now before it’s too late or else suffer the consequences.
I’m glad I had my din-din before reading this chapter.
Brad!! If you are out there, you had better keep your eyes open. If you think Pepps Mossad treated you poorly, wait until dem der Poll Katz gits der hands on you.”

Can’t tell you how proud i am to be an American.

Marxist icons murdered by the real Freikorps = Hot.
I suspect she looked better before that unfortunate episode.

A shorter MacKinnon would be “I rewrote The Turner Diaries! Someone actually read it!”

You noticed that, too, eh? Some wingnut definitely has an inflated opinion of himself.

Incidentally, the correct MacKinnon link is here. If you want a thorough smackdown of his “novel,” you can find it on my blog.

Incidentally, the correct MacKinnon link is here. If you want a thorough smackdown of his “novel,” you can find it on my blog.

Pappy was standing in front of him. “You havein a good time strumpeting your blog hereabouts”, Pappy saided.?Baker looked up at the man, “I need some link-love. You just can’t not give me link love. It’s against my rights as a citizen of these United States.” Pappy laughed so hard he peed hisself and Baker was sure he felt the ground commove.
Then Pappy and Crawfish and PurpleGimp and Nee and InbredHillbilly and Raging Bunny chopped J.A Baker up into tiny bits with hatchets and pinking sheers and made tasty crustless cucumber tea-sandwiches from his bloody corpse and served them to George Clooney and Angela Jolie.

Don’t know about you all, but i think that bit about chopping people up with pinking shears and serving them as sandwiches to Hollywood celebrities is totally unacceptable.
Seriously, “pinking shears”? Next you will be encouraging bloodthirsty murder with butter knives, cutical pushers and macara tweezers. You people are sick.

We uns was just hang about down these parts and seen this here bidness about you all liebrils makin fun of us torturing that fat moore and worshiping the goddess Coulter, and me, Poll Katz, GunnyG, Paulie, xpressit, J-Dawg and WilliBeax ain’t one bit happy about it.
We Patriots don’t take lightly to that buziness.
Shet yer mouths or me, Paulie, Terri, Nazz, Ron, Bill, Ginny, ThumpertheDogFacedBoy, DikHead, MushroomHead, DildoBoy and RoNGuilianiGiantpenis are coming over there to skin your faces off with our teeth, ship the flesh off to China to be made into dogfood and then laugh when your sharpei drops dead and then laugh even harder when teadrinker, Purplegimp, Nee, and Raging Bunny buttrape your dead dogs ugly corpse, grind it into cocktail weinies and serve it to Al Bore at the UN.

Because nothing demands “take me seriously” more than engaging in bestial necrophilia.

I’m fairly certain it was in the guide to formal rhetoric in college.

College being the big place your daddy is ashamed you couldn’t get into.

Smut Clyde said,
December 21, 2007 at 1:09

I think the Triune Godhead was in the first edition of the AD&D Monster Manual, but then they dropped it because of copyright issues.
==
Hmm, leafing through my copy I’m not seeing it. I think you were remembering Elric?

College being the big place your daddy is ashamed you couldn’t get into.

Me and POeDude and PorkbellYFatChunks is gonna stomp your faggy ivory tower ass and then let J-Dawg, along with Crawfish and the Poll Kat kill your dog and make Al Bore eat it and then vomit it up an then make you eat it while me and GunnyG, Crawfish, Xpressit, Paulie, Ch47jockey, and WilliBeax beat off on your face.

while me and GunnyG, Crawfish, Xpressit, Paulie, Ch47jockey, and WilliBeax beat off on your face.

Fags.

Fags.

?
Seriously, do you people have no shame?

The fact is, liberal HAVE no shame, they are all about hating America, loving muslims, classwar and not working at all, just complaining, and using emotions not facts in their arguments which is why they cannot engage in reasoned discourse, as well, their potty mouthes and revenge fantasies as well as homophobia (like eveyrthing else, like racism, OK if liberals do it) mean nobody takes them seriously anyway.

cleanup to aisle ‘t’, please

Hey everyone, thanks to our united liberal efforts, we’ve finally succeeded in getting the local mosque to hold weekly sessions on how to fake the government into giving you welfare for not working while simultaneously training you for the Leninist jihad we know is inevitable.

The fact is, we still need some volunteers to step up to provide the chips and dip we were promised. So let’s get going, okay?

I’ve got a great dip recipe, but I’ll need the testicles of several heterosexual white men and the blood of many Christian babies.

Wow, this thread makes no sense.

Wow, this thread makes no sense.

I think it was the brown acid. I liked it better in the old days, when we just passed a fat one and reminisced about food.

Not so sure George Will: I can write ridiculous stuff like this and those dingbats in the MSM will still invite me on as a premier guest on some of the nations most influential shows!

I’ve got a great dip recipe, but I’ll need the testicles of several heterosexual white men and the blood of many Christian babies.

Oh, well, given that Hillary Clinton 12 years ago ordered the UN to clandestinely remove white men’s testicles and replace them with Muslim ovaries reshaped into testicles, guess we’ll have to find another recipe.

I’m just impressed that the picture accompanying Stokes’ column actually goes with the column. He mentioned Putin, they picked a picture of Putin just like a real news site. Someone’s earned a cookie.

For “Monster Manual” read “Deities and Demigods”. That was the one with copyright problems.

That was the one with copyright problems.
I would feel ashamed of admitting such in-depth knowledge.