I would like to take a moment to point you to two excellent pieces elsewhere in the blogosphere:

The lovely S.Z. (a woman whose legendary beauty is celebrated even in syndicated cartoons) has written a terrific piece over at World O’Crap that mentions many of the elements we talked about here today: McDonald’s, terrorism, housewives, attacks on commuter railway systems, and the Washington Times. Amazingly, it has nothing to do with either NewsMax or Subway.

And the equally lovely Liz from Blondesense shares the heartwarming story of a devoted man of God who decided to take our fearless President seriously. If only others were so brave in their service to the Bushman.

So please go check them out. I promise that they’re both far funnier and more informative than anything you’ll read here during the next few days.