Heavens to Murgatroyd, Even
Hmm. Okay, which is more funny, a video tour of the Creation Museum:
Or this op-ed by Pam Atlas, published on actual paper in the Washington Times?
A terrible line was crossed at Annapolis. With the world looking on, the president of the United States sponsored Judeophobia. Jew-hatred was OK, understandable even.
Apparently Mel Blanc has had another car accident, like the one during The Flintstones, and Daws Butler has stepped in to do Pam’s voice:
Above: Characterization influenced by Bert Lahr, first used for Snagglepuss cartoons
Under the auspices of a global ‘peace’ conference, the White House sanctioned Jew-hatred. The Jew is contemptible, inferior, ignorant, politically and socially disenfranchised:
Oop, looks like Mel is back again.
We couldn’t figure out what she was talking about until we realized it was exactly what this guy has been saying.
Then again, Shmuel Rosner might be one of those Judeophobes.
Ex-it! Stage ri-ght!
Update: We didn’t realize how mind-blowingly berserk Pam’s op-ed actually was, until thanks to the genius of J–, we saw the entire unedited text.
[Condoleezza Rice] doesn’t know what it means to be a Jew, to watch innocent people, babies, children, the old, the young, the tourist be blown to bits; shards of flesh flying in every direction, blood, guts strewn everywhere, missing body parts, and the survivors, with nails, nuts and bolts throughout their bodies, marred for life.
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A line in the sand was crossed last week. And anyone who claims that Annapolis was a big yawn and that nothing would come of it is living in the land of unicorns and moonbeams. The Jew as dhimmi was made official and the world was there to bear witness. Moreover, Israel laid down. Sheba Farms, Golan, Jerusalem – all were thrown on the table like so many marbles.
Bat Yeor was dead right in her reply when I asked her what had become of the people of Israel: “Israel is unworthy of her ancestors.”
Well, Pam is certainly qualified to judge. Unless something has changed regarding the, you know, fraud and murder investigations, Pamela Geller-Oshry remains a wealthy housewife and power-shopper in suburban Long Island, who has not only spoken with Bat Ye’or,* but has on more than one occasion vacationed with her family in Israel.
Above: “Yull nevah prove nuthin’, ya frickin’ Muzzie camel-humpah!”
* Johann Hari writes: “There are intellectuals on the British right who are propagating a conspiracy theory about Muslims that teeters very close to being a 21st century Protocols of the Elders of Mecca. Meet Bat Ye’or, a “scholar” who argues that Europe is on the brink of being transformed into a conquered continent called “Eurabia.”
WTF?! That got published? On real, decended-from-trees paper?
It’s a tough call.
The Creation Museum is always good for laugh, but Oshry being abandoned by the GOP with the Christmas Resolution makes me smile.
Making my decision harder is the fact the Creation Museum doesn’t have big tits.
Fuckin’ A! That’s Swank-level prose.
=> Abuse of the word “faith.”
=> The phrase “bear witness.”
=> Incorrect grammar, i.e. ” Vile — all of it; sanctioned and institutionalized by the president of the United States.”
=> Single word sentence, i.e. “Shocking.”
The only thing that makes this piece unswanky is the use of the word “dhimmi.” I still don’t know what that means by the way. Would it kill Randroid Pam to use a more easily understandable English equivalent?
Here ya go, Lebowski. No charge.
dhimmi is a secret code word developed by right wing conservatives to denote anyone opposed to bush and perpetual war, these ‘dhimmis’ want America to lose and become subject to sharia law.
Bat shit insane fuckers know this to be true.
Heh.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200506300006
Pruden recently told C-SPAN that he plans to resign his editorship at the Times within a few years. His likely replacement, Times managing editor Fran Coombs, is an inspired choice. The Times has published some 35 articles by Coombs’s wife, Marian Kester Coombs, two of which cited British National Party (BNP) official Nick Griffin as an expert on Muslim culture, as the SPLC has reported. Kester Coombs failed to note that the BNP is an ultra-right, whites-only organization. Kester Coombs has written articles (including a piece on “Making the Whole World England”) for The Occidental Quarterly, an anti-Semitic, white-nationalist journal that has defended the legitimacy of eugenics. She penned a May 2004 article for the anti-immigrant website VDARE.com in which she declared that Spanish, “like Ebonics, is a dialect of people who are not educated enough to master English, encouraged by a government not strong enough to demand that they do” (links in original article).
“Heavens to Murgatroyd, Even”
Are you going to laugh at me if I tell you I’ve heard of this phrase before, and my mother has been known to say it on occasion?
And I’m only 23, my mother is 48.
No, my mother is not Mr. Burns, and she doesn’t use the phrase “dictabelt” to mean tape recorder.
Heavens to Murgatroyd, even.
Or this op-ed by Pam Atlas, published on actual paper in the Washington Times?
The Whole Thing.
“Evolution drives abortion”? Is that what that Creation Museum guy said? Huh. See, I learned something today.
Also: I’m old enough to remember dicta-belts. Ah, the good old days.
They certainly have the ‘shaky, hand-held camera’ effect nailed.
But hands down, the Creation Museum is funnier.
I instantly become listless when people start talking about Israel. Israel is not funny. I have some Jewish friends, they know from funny. But Israel? not so much.
Laff-Olympics!
Sometimes I would pine for a Really Rottens victory, in the same way that I often wished that Wile-E-Coyote would catch the Roadrunner just once.
I always forget to keep up with Pam. I really do want to meet her, one day.
Credit should go to Lex. She pointed out Pamela’s op-ed piece last week.
dBA laments:
“Making my decision harder is the fact the Creation Museum doesn’t have big tits.”
But it does if you believe it does. And I believe that you do believe it does. So it does.
See how easy that was?
It’s nice to know that Crazy Pammy, who has written extensively about how there is no such thing as Islamophobia, is so keenly attuned to incidents of Judeophobia.
When did Mad Pam stop using “Oshry” altogether? She’s even axed it for her posts at the Atlasshrugs freakshow. Anything to do with the indictment of Universal Auto World?
Even with that update, I feel that Pam has gone over the edge now that America has Officially became a Christian Nation.
Pam is sounding suspiciously like Ayman al-Zawahri :
He’s talking all tough and suggesting more violence would be a good way to fix things up from many, many miles away too. He’s just not doing so while sitting on his ass in Five Towns comfort. Or is he?
And Daws Butler = The Shrieking Harpy? Do not get.
published on actual paper in the Washington Times?
Wrong!
this op-ed by Pam Atlas, published on actual paper in the Washington Times
C’mon, it’s the Washington Times, fercryinoutloud. It’s not like this was published in a reputable newspaper, if such a thing even exists in the USA any more.
Hey, the WashTimes is too printed on real paper, much to the joy of fishmongers all over the District.
Condoleezza Rice: “Growing up in Birmingham, Alabama, I saw the “home-grown terrorism” of that era. The 1963 bombing of the 16th Street Baptist Church was meant to suck hope out of the future by showing that hope could be killed — child by child. My neighborhood friend, Denise McNair, was killed in that bombing, and though I didn’t see it, I heard it a few blocks away. And it is a sound that I can still hear today.”
Oh yeah? Well, Condoleezza Rice isn’t as subject to racism and hatred as poor Pammy is, and Pammy will keep nailing herself to that cross for as long as she can screech.
Wow. How ’bout Sansabelts?
mikey
mikey: Sansabelts too, although I refused to transcribe their polyester dronings with my IBM correcting Selectric II typewriter.
Jeesuz H. Christ I’m so damn old.
I may be 23 but I know about all this stuff. When I was a teenager I was obsessed with old technology.
…doesn’t know what it means to be a Jew, to watch innocent people, babies, children, the old, the young, the tourist be blown to bits; shards of flesh flying in every direction, blood, guts strewn everywhere, missing body parts, and the survivors, with nails, nuts and bolts throughout their bodies, marred for life.
This happened to my daughter at kindergarten all the time until they stopped playing dodge ball.
all were thrown on the table like so many marbles
For all I know, Pamela might have gone on to say many sensible things, but I could not get any further than this phrase. It conjured up such a vivid image of everyday life in the Oshry-Geller household, where every idle moment is filled by throwing marbles on the table.
Why?, I find myself wondering obsessively.
Does she have a miniature billiards table, small enough for the family to play snooker with marbles and kebab skewers? Or perhaps an indoor version of petanque? Has poverty forced them to use marbles as stakes in their poker games in lieu of actual money? Is it to trip up burglars as they try to run across the table, and bring them crashing to the kitchen floor in a classic comedy pratfall? Inquiring minds would like to know.
I have a marble table
I made it out of wood
And when it’s all together
I’ll polish that wood good
It has a lovely body
With legs so short and thin
And when I rub my marbles there
It creaks and then I win!
My marble table’s playful
It loves to rock and bump
Come fiddle with my marbles
And you’ll never have to grump!
“[Condoleezza Rice] doesn’t know what it means to be a Jew, to watch innocent people, babies, children, the old, the young, the tourist be blown to bits; shards of flesh flying in every direction, blood, guts strewn everywhere, missing body parts, and the survivors, with nails, nuts and bolts throughout their bodies, marred for life.”
Which is nothing like what happens when we drop bombs on people.
Whaa? What’d I do? Oh yeah. I got so fucking pissed off to see that on Atlas Shrugs, the link to “The Baron”. What, he takes his fucking name “Baron Bodissey” from some novels and now bloggers treat him as titled royalty?
Leonard Pierce–I’ve been asking that question repeatedly now for MONTHS. All of the phobias exist. Except the “Islamophobia”. And if you don’t agree, you’re, well, I forget what you’re exactly doing. Unless you’re Jewish, in which case you’re “Jewicidal”. Seriously though, I have been getting NO replies in email other than a few. Post some more, maybe she’ll answer me here.
Until then, I will await the good Guv’ner, Mr. Tyree.
All that bouncing on table-tops was fun, but now we’re lost. Can anyone help us find our way home?
We’ve always been at war with Eurabia.
Pamelot! has also cited the BNP in her diatribes, but, as she keeps telling us, the extreme right in Europe is so over its historic Jew-hate, and is now engaged in a healthy critique of Muslim communities and their compatibility with European culture.
Just as the shrieking harpy is apparently happy to by published by a Rev. Moon-bankrolled paper. Y’know, the guy who thinks that the Holocaust was payback for killing Jesus.
Condoleezza Rice: “Growing up in Birmingham, Alabama, I saw the “home-grown terrorism” of that era. The 1963 bombing of the 16th Street Baptist Church was meant to suck hope out of the future by showing that hope could be killed — child by child. My neighborhood friend, Denise McNair, was killed in that bombing, and though I didn’t see it, I heard it a few blocks away. And it is a sound that I can still hear today.”
And to honor Denise, she’s devoted her life to the political movement that murdered her. Well played, m’lady! Well played.
And Daws Butler was a god.
“Break it up, son.”
“Whassamatter wi’ you, boy!?! Are ya DEEF or somethin’!?!”
mikey: Sansabelts too, although I refused to transcribe their polyester dronings with my IBM correcting Selectric II typewriter.
Okay, time to fess up: How many people out there remember “huffing” their biology quizzes when they were fresh from the ditto machine?
Supposedly you have a better memory for smells than anything else. I swear I can smell ditto machine ink right now.
This is ghastly: “…and the survivors, with nails, nuts and bolts throughout their bodies, marred for life. My dear friend Wolf nailed it…” and bolted right away, showing what a nut he is?
Pam can frive anyone to cruelty, I guess.
Somehow, she pulls her punches. Israel should stand tall, issue a clear ultimatum to USA to mend our act, and if not heeded, refuse to accept any further aid. Such humiliations like tolerating a self-important prince refusing a handshake or listening to translations should end, once for all, or aforementioned sactions should follow.
A similar ultimatum should be send to EU: they stop subsidizing Palestinian terrorists or Israel will break trade relationship. Anything less would be immitating the behavior of ghetto Jews (who apperently were untermenschen, after all).
I am seriously considering deleting Pam from my reading list. Besides pulling her punches in a suspicious manner, she promulgates a falsehood that Shebaa Farms are something separate from Golan Heights, which is an official position of Syria and Lebanon, disputed by Israel.
Next, she gave Rice a free pass for using the word “Palestinians” — the only objection was to “understanding them”. A true dyed-in-the-wool Zionist should stick to “Arab”. And, of course, we understand Arabs only too well, even if Pam and Condi do not.
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No, I should really know better that to read Pam.