A Quick Question
Posted on December 4th, 2007 by Jillian
Does anyone else find it odd that Jeff Gannon seems to need our support to keep it up?
You’d think with the rates he was charging before, he wouldn’t really need much help in that department.
The fact is, he will get no support from the left hand fifth column that currently controls our media. He will however get support from the likes of me, and others, here in the heartland where we believe in truth and that media bias has to go especially when we are at war and need to support the troops. I stand by my earlier statement that we would have won Vietnam if we didn’t pussy out to the hippies after Kent State, our National Guard should have executed hundred of protesters all over. Thousands few of real fighting men would have died and the hippie scum would have disappeared from our national scene forever. Many of us hear in the Heartland are with this, and also with USA, our President, our troops and against terror and leftism.
Well, of COURSE he won’t get support from the left hand.
Most people are right-handed.
I’ve never heard it called “the fight” before.
Because you’ve never been with an 8+ uncut top before!
Heehee! I’m sorry; Jeff Gannon is joke and punchline, all in one. I will never, never, never get tired of this story. It is a balm unto my troubled soul.
Yes, fake Gary, we all know how “supportive” totally 100% heterosexual conservatives can be of each other. I understand that you all grow very close serving together in airport mens rooms – er foxholes.
Too many sentences, fake Gary. Real Gary doesn’t have that kind of atttention span. Although I must say that “Many of us hear in the Heartland” is an inspired touch.
I have to give him props for “Thousands few of real fighting men.” That’s inspired.
It’s like a transfusion of snark, warmed up just a little bit above body temperature, with a B-Complex dose just in case you need it.
I’ve been doing some holiday shopping online.
And every time I see that pic of Jimmy-Jeff I think to myself that someone ought to tell the folks who brought us the Baby Jesus butt-plug that they should think about branching out into pop culture figures as well.
Note the use of “incredulous” in the second item on Gannon’s site.
Sigh. I read that sort of thing and my head literally explodes.
Ya know how the WH is trying to claim that they can’t release information about Abramoff’s visits for “National Security Reasons”? Well, I really wish Waxman and Co. would ask the same questions about Gannon’s visits to the so that we can start refering to him as “National Security Asset Jeff Gannon.”
Whatever happened to the real Gary? I miss him.
Because then we could rightly claim that our assets have assets!
I don’t think I can stop. I need an intervention.
I think Gary moved in with Bruce. So sad.
Interestingly, the donation link is 404. Plus, it’s some of the least interesting blog whoring I’ve read.
Jeff would probably prescribe that you drop and give him 20.
Am I the only one who thinks a lot of White House staff members (har!) put on the pounds after Jeff “Love Cannon” Gannon was driven away by those mean librul MSMers?
And am I the only one who thinks Jeff’s tag line should be “Putting the SM in the MSM”?
I’m afraid I’m too vaginally enhanced for Mr. Gannon to offer me workout tips.
I’m sorry. This is all gallows humor, anyway. When the Republican party stops displaying such incredible eagerness to strip LGBT Americans of every possible civil right they can, this will all stop being funny.
In all honesty, my heart goes out to fiscally conservative queers. They don’t belong in the Democratic party, but the Republican party seems to have an overwhelming desire to put them all in camps. I dunno what they should do.
But my love for Jeff Gannon, much like the Titanic, will always go on.
In other words, it will never stop being funny. It will take little purple men from Alpha Centauri trying to settle in America to completely stop the GayBashAThon. Maybe. Even now they occasionally they get distracted and go after illegal immigrants, but then they get carried away and piss off Latino voters and shut up. Terrorists are all very well and good but that’s not very satisfactory because there aren’t any around and who likes terrorists anyway? African-Americans and women are difficult targets because it requires a good deal of subtlety [sic] these days to keep those people in their place and subtle is too much like nuance and parsing for comfort. So, unless something stops the GOP, Jeff will always be funny.
Hooray.
A third party founded by FCGs wouldn’t have difficulty getting candidates elected in some of the larger cities. And Grover Norquist’s head would explode.
Fake Gary – for hot gay military stud action, against not massacring Americans.
Perhaps he is a genuine American “conservative” after all.
I’d pay to see that.
From thegreatmediawar.com (Gannon’s site to hawk his book):
Wow. Angry Gay Left, any rebuttal?
Whatever happened to good old fashioned shame?
Hey, great delts. Mind spotting me?
How can Jeffy tell the AGL from the GOP?
Jeff, that photo makes you look fat.
In all honesty, my heart goes out to fiscally conservative queers.
Looks like Jeff hasn’t exactly been “fiscally conservative.” Although in my book, “fiscally conservative” usually means “cheapskate glibertarian.”
And that collar! We’re going to throw you out of the gay tribe if you don’t spiff it up a bit there mister!