He’s a cyst with teeth and hair.

He keeps me off the streets. I tell him he’s attractive. What’s the problem?

In a previous thread someone said he looks like a thumb puppet. I’m sticking with that.

Don’s got a pretty mouth.

The fact, liberals, is that “Knight Rider” was actually a kid’s show.

I, for one, cannot wait until Larry Flynt drops his bomb about the sitting U.S. Senator. Because if it’s Lott, the WingNet is going to have egg all over their face.

Again.

And, tangentially speaking, is anyone else surprised that the Ol’ Perfesser linked to the whole Hilary-lesbian thing? I know he’s a real shitheel, but I thought his whole shtick was being a little more high-rent than base sexual rumors.

“The left’s obsession with ‘outing’ gay Republicans” ?

Excuse me?

Shouldn’t the Republicans be the ones obsessed with “outing” the gays in their midst, seein’ as how they’re the ones who are so obsessed with teh homos?

Big-toe puppet, or Don the Talking Buttplug? Experts are still divided.

The change had been happening for several months – no one pushed me into it, it was a choice I gladly made. No one thing or person can be credited with helping me change – it was just a lot of things. There was a guy in college who really helped me see the light, though, who deserves some credit. Simply put, I just realized over time that I had more in common with Republicans than Democrats.

The Change.

I call it getting in touch with your inner idiot.

Big-toe puppet, or Don the Talking Buttplug? Experts are still divided.

I think he’s Father Ted Crilly’s idiot cousin.

Down With Tyrrany said yesterday that Lott was known to switch toups and hang out at gay bars in DC, but today I can’t find it.

And isn’t it weird when this Nicholas guy has more integrity than the Repugs? …Guess not. They wouldn’t know integrity if it ran up their alimentary canal and jumped out their nose.

Bunsen Honeydew with extra features? Experts are derided.

If it weren’t for all them fancy-shmancy, body-waxin’ gay hookers and their four-hour-a-day workouts, maybe I could gets me some fine Republican man-lovin’.

A la Don Surber. Yum, yum. I should be so lucky.

The jealousy is enough to make me believe Larry Craig has a wide stance. Meow!

Isn’t all this what would have happened if Hustler had gone to Lott and told him they were going to expose him unless he resigned?

That’s a real manly man’s neck! You all are just jealous you don’t have a chin chiseled in play-doh like he does!

The change had been happening for several months – no one pushed me into it, it was a choice I gladly made.
You have to imagine that read in a slow creepy Tom Waits voice, over a soundtrack of weird rinketty-tinketty music.

That’s a real manly man’s neck!

Wait – there’s a neck?

oom papa oom papa oom papa mau mau, hi yo silver, away!!

Err, I mean, Clif, isn’t it kind of cruel to photoshop Surber’s picture that way?

I swear, Surber, sans glasses, always looked to me like this guy ….

http://asset1.pnn.com/graphics/show/1879/600/image.jpg

You all are just jealous you don’t have a chin chiseled in play-doh like he does!

If the goddam thing only had some Bacon, Treason/Slavery boy would have found his soul mate.

Eeewww.

My pork in the oven is looking less appetizing….

mikey

… or this guy … the same guy, but … well, you get the picture.

http://www.dotdotdotcomma.com/motorsport/f1/lookalikes/images/beaker.jpg

Singapore.

D r i f t g l a s s has posted plenty of Tom Waits I hadn’t heard before, and I thank him for it.

A chin? I am not fooled so easily. That is a bunion.

You have to imagine that read in a slow creepy Tom Waits voice, over a soundtrack of weird rinketty-tinketty music.

Sister Touldjah was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good bloody-marys, kept her mouth
shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua
named Carlos that had some kind of skin
disease and was totally blind.

Then 9/11 changed everything. Well, not everything.

Shouldn’t the Republicans be the ones obsessed with “outing” the gays in their midst, seein’ as how they’re the ones who are so obsessed with teh homos?

No, they have to protect GOP gheys from teh evil liberals who will just let them be ghey and not try to fix them by sending them to Ted Haggard’s Heterosexualization Kampf.

And about Surber – I live in an area where people come in every size, shape, color you can imagine … and I still refuse to believe picture hasn’t been ‘shopped.

Are “we” protesting too much yet?

Pork in the oven?

Just when I think I know the lingo…

This may be a prudent time to alert people to the Larry Craig action figure over at stupid.com. It walks, it talks, it straddles!

Just so the rightswingers don’t feel left out, they also have the Hillary Nutcracker.

How about we steal some of Larry Flynt’s stationery, and send the same letter to every Republican in the Congress: “We know your secret. Resign now, or we’ll publish!” We could scare a dozen or two of them into quitting right there.

(It’s OK to steal stationery and forge documents. Karl Rove did it for years, and wound up in the same White House with prayer groups, so God thinks it’s fine.)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck….wait, you mean that’s a person, not a groundhog with glasses?

Shalom gentlemen.

You liberals are the ones with the fags in your midst or should I say Barney Fags.

Steady on, lads.

Hold….

mikey

I’d like to emphasize what Hannover said.

Just hang in. The worst of it will just blow by, like the wind.

Stay in your hole.

Let arty have ’em…

mikey

How about a John Edwards action figure with real life like hair so you can give him his $1200 hair cut. At least if they made a John Edwards GI-Joe it would be anatomically correct.

More comedy writing itself, again to be read in a Tom Waits voice.

Q. What inspired you to create your web site?

I first got interested in blogging after reading Andrew Sullivan’s blog back in 2003. I started blogging in October of that same year and the catalyst for me actually starting one was the Rush Limbaugh/Donovan McNabb ‘controversy’ – or, I should say, the non-issue that turned into one thanks to the knee-jerk reactions of the usual suspects in the mainstream press.

From National Summary’s interview with Sister Toldjah.

“You liberals are the ones with the fags in your midst or should I say Barney Fags.”

No kidding. I have a gay man representing my district in the local legislature. He usually gets re-elected in a landslide. The difference between liberals and righties is that we former KNOW who the gays are in our midst. And, since we don’t drive them into the closet with hypocritical moralizing b.s., they don’t sneak around and do crazy things for sex.

By the way I also believe that landmines should be deployed along the southern border with warning signs written in English and … well just English.

If I were to find Republican men attractive, why would that make me wish them gay? Or does he believe women are just a myth, seeing as how he’s never encountered one?

What Hannover said.

(lights smoke)

It’s OK to steal stationery and forge documents. Karl Rove did it for years, and wound up in the same White House with prayer groups, so God thinks it’s fine.

Mr. Paddy Mac: I like the way you think.

The only reason Barney Fag keeps getting reelected by landslides is because the people in his district are just as communist and anti-American as he is. Barney Fag should try running for Congress in Alabama, just see what his polling numbers would be there.

It’s like they can’t process what could possibly be wrong with being vocally anti-gay, but completely gay in private. Is cognitive disoonance a communicable disease?

And why, when they joke about how all liberals are gay and find them secretly attractive, do I get the impression that they really wish we did and would sweep them away to gardens of homosexual delight?

Arrrrggghhh.

Shit.

And you guys were doing so well.

Quick. Look at this.

C’mon now, tell me this isn’t groovy.

mikey

And their mouths are cut like razor blades, and their eyes are like stilettos, and her radiator’s steaming and her teeth are in a wreck, she won’t let you kiss her, but what in the hell do you expect?

If I were to find Republican men attractive, why would that make me wish them gay?

tigrismus: For the common good? For all that is sacred? Because you have intuitive wisdom beyond all comprehension?

The fact is, even the non-gay liberals would probably try homosexual sex. They are liberals after all, being liberal supposedly means tolerance and what better way to show tolerence toward homos than to have sex with them.

(It’s OK to steal stationery and forge documents. Karl Rove did it for years, and wound up in the same White House with prayer groups, so God thinks it’s fine.)

Hell, Larry’s easy to get along with – he’d probably give you some letterhead (heh heh heh, Candy said letterHEAD) for your project. Have I ever mentioned how much I love Larry Flynt?

And no, I’m not drinking again. Tonight it’s cold medicine and fever. Wheeeeeee!

Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988).

Lebowski.

That’s fucking brilliant, man.

I LOVE you, man…

mikey

Hating fags is right there in the Bible!!!!

Damnit!

There’s a thing in Leviticus. And a thing in Acts. And something Paul said in some epistle. And …

Oh. We’re talking about Republican fags!

Luke 7:2-10
And a certain centurion’s servant, who was dear unto him, was sick, and ready to die.

And when he heard of Jesus, he sent unto him the elders of the Jews, beseeching him that he would come and heal his servant.

And when they came to Jesus, they besought him instantly, saying, That he was worthy for whom he should do this:

For he loveth our nation, and he hath built us a synagogue.

Then Jesus went with them. And when he was now not far from the house, the centurion sent friends to him, saying unto him, Lord, trouble not thyself: for I am not worthy that thou shouldest enter under my roof:

Wherefore neither thought I myself worthy to come unto thee: but say in a word, and my servant shall be healed.

For I also am a man set under authority, having under me soldiers, and I say unto one, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it.

When Jesus heard these things, he marvelled at him, and turned him about, and said unto the people that followed him, (red)I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel.(/red)

And they that were sent, returning to the house, found the servant whole that had been sick.

So, see, if it’s gay Republians, then I can interpret this as Jesus’ endorsement of homosexuality.

Why do you fag haters hate Jesus so much.

Liberals. Hmf.

“Wait – there’s a neck?”

That man is ALL neck! Oooh, yeah baby! Who wouldn’t be secretly lusting for some homo-nups? You know what they say about guys with big necks, don’t ya? Heh heh heh…

“How about we steal some of Larry Flynt’s stationery, and send the same letter to every Republican in the Congress: “We know your secret. Resign now, or we’ll publish!” We could scare a dozen or two of them into quitting right there.”

Paddy Mac–

I dig this the most. Reminds of that scene toward the end of The Untouchables, where Kevin Costner tells his pals, re some corrupt judge, “I told him his name was on the list, too,” re a list of payoff’d off jurors and judges. It wasn’t, you see, but the judge had every reason to believe it was. Carry on, my son.

MzNickey, I couldn’t suspend my disbelief in such chimera as “all us attractive Republican men” for long enough to come up with a reason, I meant it purely hypothetically.

Hide, everybody!

Saul’s mom is on her way over to tell our parents to make us play with him!

“What is happening in his head?
Ooo, I wish I knew.
I wish I knew.”

I have got to get some bigger speakers for my ‘puter. These little Boston dealies provide great sound, but not LOUD sound.

I need louder speakers, too.

Yes, mikey, it’s way groovy. And yes, thunder, we all need louder speakers.

And I just want to point out that Saul finally said something that I don’t really have a major problem with.

No, he did. At 5:59.

Urgh. His frickin’ teeth are darker than his skin!

Surber’s mug is a 16 car pile up complete with at a car that has been squashed by a semi and twenty body bags for ten victims.

Don’t want to look. Can’t stop looking.

Ah, Pandora’s playing the GOP’s Love Song/Anthem: Guilt is a Useless Emotion.

“I want your love,
I just wanna buy it.
I need your love
will you help me find it?”

And I just want to point out that Saul finally said something that I don’t really have a major problem with.

Me neither. Look:

I like pie!

Gundamhead: I think he looks more like a teratoma.

Try to tell me this picture of Trent Lott doesn’t look creepily similar to Don Surber.

http://www.albionmonitor.com/0212a/lott.jpg

No wonder Surber thinks himself so attractive — he looks just like boitoi Trent!

Mikey –
Great work. They panicked for a bit, but they rallied. You’re a natural born leader.

Thanks for keeping the shitheels at bay.

Cheers.

And I just want to point out that ____ finally said something that I don’t really have a major problem with.

What? He wants a fraction of the amorphous blob to do things it’s not necessarily inclined to do in order to claim membership in the amorphous blob?

(Comment redacted. Per existing order; No Bait For Idiot Trolls Act, Sec. 2, Clause xiv)

Imagine taking off your shoes and finding that both of your big toes are smiling back at you with Don Surber’s face.

Imagine taking off your shoes and finding that both of your big toes are smiling back at you with Don Surber’s face.

I love saying “Tough Actin’ Tinactin” so I would have another excuse.

Imagine deliberately and with great resolve reaching for the biggest knife in the kitchen…

Thanks for that horrifying mental image. Really. I may glue my socks to my feet.

I would not be surprised to learn use of LSD has dropped off as traffic through the ‘tubes has increased.

Don Surber could be Mr. Potatohead – just add a skewed clown gene or two.

Here’s a Village People edition.

Note: in the old days when kids were less pampered, we used real potatoes.

Note: in the old days when kids were less pampered, we used real potatoes.

Hell, we made our Mr. Potatoheads not only with real potatoes, but with real body parts. Back then, being a kid was tough.

Check it, yo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv2_rSCnBQQ

I can’t wait to bust this out on some Religious fundamentalist wingnuts!

I have got to get some bigger speakers for my ‘puter.

I luvs me some Orb Audio speakers. Far better quality and workmanship than that overpriced Bose nonsense and at a fraction of the cost. Damn stylish, too.

InsaneInTheCheneyBrain, Gundamhead:

Not seperated at birth

From episode five of Lucy, Daughter of the Devil (26 seconds in)!

I imagine this is what the lil’est rabbi looks like as well.

“Wait – there’s a neck?”
For some reason that brings to mind the third execution of Knygathin Zhaum.
“Because of the virtual non-existence of a nape, the beheading called for a precision of eye and a nicety of hand which, in all likelihood, no other headsman than myself could have shown. I rejoice to say that my skill was adequate to the demand made upon it; and once again the culprit was shorn of his vile cephaloid appendage. But if the blade had gone even a little to either side, the dismemberment entailed would have been technically of another sort than decapitation.”

Imagine taking off your shoes and finding that both of your big toes are smiling back at you with Don Surber’s face.
Only as an episode of The Twilight Zone. Written by Richard Matheson.

“Barney Fag should try running for Congress in Alabama, just see what his polling numbers would be there.”

True. That state elects only *closeted* homosexuals. Dishonesty is a virtue there, along with hating teh gey.

“The fact is, even the non-gay liberals would probably try homosexual sex. They are liberals after all, being liberal supposedly means tolerance and what better way to show tolerence toward homos than to have sex with them.”

OK, I like to consider myself a perceptive fellow, and Saul makes only obvious insults, but I have to admit that he’s stumped me here. What part of this should we find insulting? Should we liberals have sex with people we don’t like or respect or tolerate? Wouldn’t that make us just like gay Republicans?

The change had been happening for several months – no one pushed me into it, it was a choice I gladly made. No one thing or person can be credited with helping me change – it was just a lot of things.
For comparison, I tried reading out the whole rant in a William S. Burroughs impersonation. That worked too, but the cats ran away.

“Mr. Paddy Mac: I like the way you think.”

Thanks! And, here I thought it was only good for scaring animals and small children.

Surge Protector said,

November 28, 2007 at 5:06

Down With Tyrrany said yesterday that Lott was known to switch toups and hang out at gay bars in DC, but today I can’t find it.

Heh. I had to go find that.

PS, I hope y’all kids are observing how well ignoring the troll works. Keep it up! =D

If I can’t feed trolls “pie” with Netscape, can someone at least tell me how to post a picture of wieners and a penis on a Weber?

What’s the ugliest part of your body?
What’s the ugliest part of your body?

Some say your toes
Some say your nose

But I think it’s your mind…

He’s out there somewhere

means tolerance and what better way to show tolerence toward homos than to have sex with them.

And your point is…?

Other than the fact that you can’t spell tolerance correctly 6 words apart from itself.

Good work on eschewing interaction with the trollage. Back to the funny at SN!

Trolls=anti-lulz.

The fact is, most liberals will give a free pass to any homosexual that is one of them, but the crime, of being a gay republican, while not consistent with all family and moral values, is considerd unforgivable and worse than a terroist, but then gain liberals like muslims more than Christians and God anyway, so they are once again inconsistent when compared to those of us with moral values and support for USA and troops

Seems to me that these nimrods out themselves. I don’t remember hearing that Flynt forced goopers into bathroom stalls or into bed with gay hookers.

Cut it out, bago.

I followed her link to that Rick Moran story and found this interesting:

A couple of lefty blogs went with the story – then had to go through a retraction. No problem there since we’ve all had to do that. Of course, the caveats and snide asides probably weren’t necessary:

John Aravosis:

With the past credibility problem of the Trent Lott blogger today, and now the outright blanket denial from the sole source, the same logic applies. I’m just not convinced. I’d love to be convinced, believe me. And trust me, there have been rumors for years about Trent Lott. But until I hear more, you’re not going to read about those rumors here.

Except, we just did read about those scurrilous rumors at your site, John – not that this is anything new. Getting in the gutter to slime people and out them against their will is your M.O. Why should we be surprised?

Except, that he never did post the rumors, only this and a second update denying the legitimacy of the story – which is exactly what Rick Moran did.

Eh, there’s already a thread about my comment. Guess I’ll have to change my name again.

Amen, Different Mikey!

I learned something today, and that is that a Surber Stream Bottom Sampler is one of the best quantitative samplers for benthic invertebrates.

The fact, liberals, is that “Knight Rider” was actually a kid’s show.

The fact, Gary Purpert, is that The Monkees didn’t play their own instruments.

The fact that his glasses and his eyebrows are in sync is awesome.

Come on, Sadlies, isn’t it about time for you to goad the Editors into reviving their site, perhaps through a heavy barrage of kittenry?

I’m not even going to mention his use of paralepsis…

I don’t read the right wing blogs, because … well … they’re idiots. So this is one of those questions that I could answer for myself, but I’d have to slog through 8 layers of stupid to do it …

…. aren’t these the people who’ve been all over an alleged lesbian relationship between Hillary and her sultry, brunette, exotic, hawter than hawt assistant? And they’re complaining about us spreading rumors about Trent Lott and a gay hooker?

There’s probably not a bit o’ truth to any of it, but at least our rumor has Larry Flint pimping it (although FWIW, I’m willing to bet that the Flynt bombshell is about Mitch McConnell from Kentucky … “KY, much more than just a sex lubricant”). And a sitting Senator abruptly resigning is a fairly unusual event. And we have seen a string of closeted Republicans, umm, going down.

What’s their excuse?

I’m not even going to mention his use of paralepsis…

Or for that matter the allegations of praeteritio, preterition, cataphasis, antiphrasis, and parasiopesis that, quite frankly, aren’t worthy of discussion.

Now now, Donbo IS attractive…if you’re a blind mole rat looking for its mother’s tit.

Saul said,

November 28, 2007 at 5:52

By the way I also believe that landmines should be deployed along the southern border with warning signs written in English and … well just English.

Hey, Sally? Can I buy you an all-expense paid trip to Tijuana if that happens?

Only trouble is, you’ll have to walk…

So I guess if Flynt doesn’t announce the latest Hypocrite exposure we’ll know the truth about Lott.

So I tried posting on the sistertoldja post, and the two posts I made were removed within the span of an hour or two….so I reposted with a question asking why that was removed, and will include what I responded to her post with below.

Mind you, mine were removed, but #3 was not, – while mine was a disagreement it was not as inciting as #3 was, even though it agreed.

Any ideas on why that might have happened? Heh

—-
original post:
—-
so is there a particular reason my two posts were erased? Were they to…sensible? They had no bad words, and did not attack anyone, so I’m a bit confused.

You are a sensible person I’m sure Sister Told Jah, so I’m sure it was just a mistake, and I’ll repost for your reading pleasure:

Or how about this reason:

“liberals” like outing the gay republicans simply because the republicans are hypocritcal about it? That makes alot more sense to me. (and as far the liberals viewing this as worse then terrorism…come on now, be realistic – no one has ever said that or even tried to prosecute a gay republican to the same extent they would want a terrorist prosecuted.)

If on one hand you are saying that being gay is morally wrong and that a gay man should not be able to marry, how this is the downfall of marriage (never mind our divorce rate as a nation tends to show marriage was on rocky times anyways) but on the other hand you are having homosexual relations, of COURSE people are going to jump on that!!

If they never took such a strong stand and didn’t have any problem with homosexuality in general, then there wouldn’t be such a big ruckus about it to begin with!

That said, they are politicians first and foremost (just like republicans), and of course they will use any means possible to replace a republican with a democrat, just like the republicans will do whatever they can to replace a democrat with a republican – that is politics unfortunately, and no side is exempt from those actions, republican or democrat.

Makes sense, no?

-signed,

a free thinking, non-affiliated voter who likes to vote on the canidates based on their character and where they stand on issues as opposed to voting party lines.

One last think to say:

Don’t think being a hypocrite is a big deal?

Read the quote underneath the “sistertoldjah” logo.

“It’s amazing how much panic one honest man can spread among a multitude of hypocrites.” – Thomas Sowell

update: the second one was removed in a span of 5 minutes

Luke, it’s simple. If reason and anti-reason are allowed to combine, the universe will be destroyed.

*sigh* I know. – While I’m not terribly suprised at it being removed, it is amazing that the simple act of *thinking* is a bannable offense, but hey, what can you do?

I think I’ll email her. Alot of effort for what I’m sure will amount to nothing, but hey, I’m at work and bored, why not.

I think they’re on to something. I don’t know about you guys, but nothing gets my man-place all sticky like a pasty, old, fat, ugly guy wearing a diaper. Or a pasty, old, fat, ugly guy blowing strangers in a men’s room. Or a pasty, old, fat, ugly guy shoving loofahs up his ass.

The very definition of hot.

In that weird, parallel universe the Pukes live in, anyway.

it is amazing that the simple act of *thinking* is a bannable offense

A wing-nutshell.

I think Will Smith’s character in I-Robot said it best, “I’m sorry, but I’m allergic to bullshit.” A lot of times these are the same right wingers who try to keep gays back into the closent (at best) and whine about how the big bad homosexual agenda, but then expect the American people to look the other way when they do the very thing they protest against. Think about it, if Larry Cregger was a Democrat, they’d want his head on a stake.

I think Will Smith’s character in I-Robot said it best

That can’t be. It just can’t.

“I think Will Smith’s character in I-Robot said it best”

RB is right again, this cannot be true.

Will Smith is in the Vacuum Cleaner!!??!!

See if he can find Steve Martin…

mikey

By the way I also believe that landmines should be deployed along the southern border with warning signs written in English and … well just English.

Because everyone knows landmines are nothing but fun and games.

RThe fact is, my post remains on Sister Toljah because I have facts and logic, and left looonies do not. It’s simple.

I just saw the Miller’s Crossing (most underrated movie of all time) reference in another thread which reminded me that Gabriel Byrne’s character said it best:

All in all not a bad guy – if looks, brains and personality don’t count.

Surber always reminds me of Yertle the Turtle.

That’s funny Mikey, I was looking for some video of that bit “well I’m gonna have to measure you..” a couple of days ago.

Goodonya all for the troll ignoring. This crew is particularly banal.

D at LGM has a link to Pammy Atlas that’s pretty nice. She finally gives up on Bush. Highlights include “Bush has lost his mind”, and “Bush is a terrorist”. Added bonus feature, scrolling pics of John Bolton, his moustache, and new book at right of page.

“Bush is a terrorist”

Golly. I wonder what Pam thinks just treatment for a terrorist would be. Whoops, Secret Service on line one.

goad the Editors into reviving their site, perhaps through a heavy barrage of dancing-squirrel videos
RobW has already provided the lyrics.

In a previous thread someone said he looks like a thumb puppet. I’m sticking with that.

I just can’t seem to shake Beaker from my mind when I see that dude.

I think it is something about the neck/head ratio, or something.

a pasty, old, fat, ugly guy wearing…. Or a pasty, old, fat, ugly guy blowing…. Or a pasty, old, fat, ugly guy shoving… The very definition of hot.
Nothing wrong with pasty old fat ugly guys… I aspire to be one myself. But if that happens, I won’t expect to feature in everyone else’s fantasies.

perhaps through a heavy barrage of dancing-squirrel videos

No! Please God, no!

Luke–

Part of the reason your comments are being deleted is because what we call simple logic is the wingnuts’ lament. I’ve seen several wingnuts say variations of “Being gay only matters if you’re Republican–nobody cares about gay Democrats!”

They say that as a complaint.

They don’t seem to pick up that they’re explaining the exact dynamic they’re trying to bury. No kidding it’s not a big deal if a Democrat is gay; Democrats generally don’t give a crap what your sexual orientation is. Republicans very much care what your orientation is–and you had better be straight, otherwise you are a lesser person.

Not just the neck.

Its the chin. Or lack thereof.

@ toldjah…

Comment by Sister Toldjah @ 11/28/2007 – 3:13 pm

Now would be a good time to re-post a portion of my comments policy, considering the number of far left first time commenters with ‘love’ for ST who are attempting to post in this thread:

Important note for for first-time commenters: When you initially post a comment, the only person who sees it on the blog itself is you. But if you hit refresh immediately, you will see that it is not there. This is a Word Press issue, not mine. First-time comments are always moderated. I have been accused in the past of deleting a first-time comment “after” it has been posted, when it actuality it never was posted directly to the blog to begin with. First-time comments are held in moderation and will only get posted if I approve them.

Note: Remember, you don’t have First Amendment rights on any blog. Every blogger has their own comment policy unique to their blog. I have mine, and if you don’t like it, no one is forcing you to stay here and your best option would be at that point to find another blog more suitable to your liking.

Nope, not Beaker. This guy.

Hannover Fist. Love it.

Ruppert got the seal of approval. nuff said.

the “right” can whine about our alleged fixation with outing gay repubs when they give up their endless preoccupation with gay sex — theoretically, figuratively and literally.

Gosh, that woman is venemous. I’m glad she realized that she has more in common with Republicans than Democrats.

Sorry, the typo was just too authentic.

How about an I can has sexier Don Surber?* contest?

The best I could do with my limited skillz and crappy camera but at least now you know what to get me for the War on Christmas.

*Sexier Don Surber concept an abomination.

How about a Dyslexier Bon Surder?

sexier Don Surber?

Demonstrably sexier.

sexier Don Surber?
I’d hit it.

Hey Dick Why bother with the sister? She’s just a run-of-the-mil blogger. She totally lacks that je ne sais quoi that makes Atlas Pam such a delight.

Lawnguy-

You Rock!

Luke, it’s simple. If reason and anti-reason are allowed to combine, the universe will be destroyed.

I thought Steve Jobs solved this problem with his Warped Reality Field?

Thanks, t4t. I originally tried to make it less sexy than Don Surber but that proved unpossible.

Okay, I did two Surbers under the most difficult of conditions.

Lawnguy–hey, keep going. You could have the whole debate tonight on those fingers. OK, I know where the jokes will head now….Still. I want a Rudy/Mitt thumb war with a Muckabee sneaking in somewhere.

Phwoar. I’d put my pork in that oven.

Oh…Bubba….yes…

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Damn glasses glare!

I demand that this post be updated with R Bubba’s toe graphic. That is AWESOME.
http://righteousbubba.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-can-has-sexier-don-surber.html

RB’s is pretty awesome but I think that’s a thumb.

Tigrismus, I love you for that.

Oh and, Lex. The GOP candidates is a good idea but I just tried to make a Don Surber raps video and it came out like shit so somebody else is going to have to do it.

That’s not a big toe…
That’s a big toe.

Thanks, Lawnguylander, for an awesome contest idea.

I’m glad you thought it was funny. I think I’ll make some more but maybe you should solicit entrants for your post in the top thread since it’s got a photography theme anyway. Things seem safe for now but when it’s quiet there’s always a chance it could go all FDL.

If vomitting over Don Suber is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Or write. Or Rite.

The fact is, Dan B more closely resembles a puffin than a penguin.

Damned day-old dangling references.

Don Surber surely know they’re certainly attractive (attracted?) to only each other.