Ask Donald

FoxNews’ exclusive interview with Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was quite an amazing interview… for us to poop on:

Perhaps not since World War II has the secretary of defense been under as much pressure as Donald Rumsfeld. Not only has he been charged with rebuilding the military for a post-Cold War era, but since September 11, 2001, when the Pentagon experienced a direct hit from a hijacked plane, he has been at the forefront of the effort to liberate Iraq and a major player in the war against terrorism.

This was followed by: Mr. Secretary, isn’t it true that you’re incapable of being wrong about something? And then there was more time for serious questions:

Mr. Secretary, I know you don?t get into politics, but Senator Kerry has been saying if he is elected, he will work hard to strengthen our military. That implies that our military is weak[.]

The follow up was: Mr. Secretary, John Kerry says your wife is ugly and that Teresa Heinz Kerry could slap that little bitch clear across the Potomac. What do you make of that?

And then, more serious questions:

Senator Kerry also says if he were president, he would consult more with our allies than the United Nations. But as I recall, you did that, didn?t you?

Fair… and balanced. If you have any FoxNews-type questions to ask Secretary Rumsfeld, feel free to leave them in the comments. Our favorite? Mr. Secretary, isn’t John Kerry a big poopyhead?

Thanks to Blair for the link.


Comments: 9


Mr. Secretary, isn’t it true that you’re the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks (DON!)?


Mr. Secretary, Senator Kerry also says he has bigger balls than you, but as I recall, they fit quite nicely in my mouth last night.


Mr. Secretary, have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Mr. Secretary, should I spit or swallow?


saw the corporation last night. theres a great part where some investigatibe journalists who worked for a fox owned station use the whistleblower laws to say Fox was intentionally putting misleading news on the air. they won in the first trial, but Fox’s appeal overturned the ruling. Fox said this vindicated them completely. They didnt mention the original ruling was overturned because the court ruled Foxnews intentionally spreading disinfomation was not actually illegal. anyway go see it.


Mr. Secretary, Your leadership is an inspiration to all of us. Why won’t Condi let you give her a teabag?


Condi’s balls are too big, that’s why.


Mr. Secretary, Rush Limbaugh is saying the torture of Iraqis reminds him of a fraternity prank. But isn’t this an attack on the fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society?…


General Rumsfeld, we all know that God speaks through President Bush. What does he do through you?


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