Sweet blood of Jesus, “liveblogging” (as awful & ugly a word as it is a concept) a hideous display of all-American violence?

Is there any shame, anywhere?

HA!! Second Amendment!!

I, for one, am ashamed, MB. But vicarious thrills are still thrills, ya know.

Also, for the football fans in the audience … I love how the Eagles are showing the rest of the NFL how to match up with the Pats. Regardless of whether they can pull this one out, I’m pretty sure some team will beat them this year. They’re just not that much better than everybody else.

Oh, look, fourth (& GOAL!!!) the Pats go for a field goal, he hooks it!! No good.

One thing that’s good about America’s demise is that football might no longer exist.

On any given Sunday, as they say. And on any given Saturday, this year.

All well & good, Mr. Always Picked Last & Still Bitter, but what about baseball?

All things considered, the demise of America is probably worth it, though. You got some kind of timetable on that? None of us are getting any younger, if y’know what I mean.

The Moss interference call was spot on. He’s been getting away with it all year … glad he finally got called for it.

D. Aristophanes said,
November 26, 2007 at 5:31
The Moss interference call was spot on. He’s been getting away with it all year … glad he finally got called for it.

That annoying Kevin thinks up crazier names all the time.

I figured you left-wing wackos as soccer fans rather than football since soccer is the sport of those faggot europeans you people idolize with all their self-hating pacifist ways.

Touchdown, Iggles!! Cheesesteaks for all if Philly’s finest win.

And on any given Saturday, this year.

On every given Saturday this year.

And as a Vikings fan, I can tell you that Moss has been getting away with that push-off since at least 1997. The big question I as a Vikings fan have: if the Pats finally lose, will “Bad Randy” reemerge? My guess: yes.

Imagine a “Bad Randy” & a “Bad T. O.” both emerging for the Super Bowl.

Wow. This is what I get for mouthing off earlier today. How come the Editors can talk smack and not jinx the team, but when I open my trap I frak it up???

Thanksgiving must’ve been a big distraction. Andy Reid probably has something to prove. And I wish I had a few large on this one.

Actually, what you say or don’t say has no effect on the outcome of sporting events, Brad.

Actually, what you say or don’t say has no effect on the outcome of sporting events, Brad.

I disagree. Also, the beer can must be held just so and unless you stand after the throw the pass is dropped. Lucky shirts mandatory.

the editors talked smack on patriot haters, you talked smack on eagles fans.

I’ve still got my lucky condom from 1988.

It’s NASTY.

But it allows me to control the outcome of NFL games. So it’s worth it.

But dood, it IS NASTY…

mikey

Actually, what you say or don’t say has no effect on the outcome of sporting events, Brad.

I tried telling that to Pinko Punko. He would hear none of it. I’m starting to think it’s right.

the editors talked smack on patriot haters, you talked smack on eagles fans.

Right now, this is a distinction without a difference.

Wait a minute…

when I open my trap I frak it up???

Could you please talk up the Cowboys for next Thursday, Brad? Pretty please?

The fact is, football is only a metaphor for western civilization. Whether it is proto-rugby of the united states, or soccer of the northwest octosphere, its importance only lies in its imaginary connections to larger geopolitical issues. that said, phuck all the northern afc division.

Go Eagles!
F Brady.
Sweep the Leg!

HOLY SHIT Asante Samuel just saved this game (for now at least)…

Well, “sweeping the leg” worked out about as well as it did for Johnny Lawrence.

11-0.

Maybe this will teach Esq, PhD to stop these posts, no matter how macho it makes him & the other leftist ballerinas look.

And what’s w/ the headband on Belicheat?

That’s my new sig:

mikey
Leftist Ballerina
What?
You got a problem with that?

It’s beautiful….

mikey

Christ!
That wasn’t much fun at all. I don’t watch sports for the tension-filled uncertainty of a close contest of skill. I just want to laugh at some hapless losers getting their asses handed to them.
Hours of Madden and those horrible graphics and crap. My week is shot.

The Eagles gave it a ride. They showed how the Pats can be beat. And by playing the game smart – which Belicheat did – he showed that he’s really been an unsportsmanlike dick running up the score these past weeks when he went for TDs on fourth down, late in games the Pats were leading by 30+ points.

Apparently, it’s really manly to go for it on fourth down, but only when there’s no actual risk involved.

When a leftist ballerina kicks your ass, it stays kicked. But it’s called grand battement au cul.

To give credit where it’s due, that ballerina-ing stuff isn’t as easy as those women make it look.

Lynn Swann. That’s how you bring the conversation back to football, no matter the subject matter.

tsisageya, can I get you to represent for me on all the sports threads? It’d save me time.

kthnxbai

I would like to say, just for the record, that I love sports threads.

At the right-wing newspaper where I work, we have a sports columnist who is a total right-wing dick (and not a very good sportswriter, IMHO) who sometimes injects right-wing babble into his columns. (Last year, when the NFL was cracking down on churches giving public showings of the Super Bowl, he went off on the NFL and the liberal media and how it shows how the media hates Christianity. That kind of stuff. Very amusing, except when people look at me uncomfortably when I tell them where I work. I feel like a concentration camp guard at times.) Sports is separate from the copy desk, so I don’t read him that often, but the next time he writes something really oozing with stupid wingnutty goodness, I’ll share. He claims he was Rick Santorum’s roommate in college.

Oh, that’s good, HX. The No Fun League as “Liberal Media.” A bigger collection of sanctimonious a-holes couldn’t be found outside the Southern Babtiss Convention.

>but what about baseball?

They’re welcome, each and every person involved, to eat shit and die.

IITCB, why do you hate America so? This would seem to go deeper than perpetually being picked last.

He claims he was Rick Santorum’s roommate in college.

I really don’ *gthaaaarggh%. Actually, don’t have any particular issue against the sporx @plthrafughhallcth!. I mean the threads aren’t that gwaraaachth!

tsisageya, twenty bucks to tell me when the tale has been told. I can give you a few pointers on how to find good bud. Get laid. Find the way out of the basement.

Somebody got a kleenex? Oothworptttt!

No one hates like a former lover. America let its own principles down so shamefully that the highest-expecation outcome at this point is pleasure from gloating at the utter collapse of this failed hypocritical society.

I mean, isn’t it delicious to watch a former torture victim participate in a debate where torture is normalized as a good policy? Less than sixty years after we execute people for the same stuff? Ah, what a big sucking sound American exceptionalism is making.

America died in 2004 and it isn’t coming back.

I hope they televise the food riots, I’ve got popcorn, and there’s nothing else on but this sports shit.

In response to the “picked last”: is the idea that if I had played this stuff more myself, I would somehow enjoy watch fat, stupid people do it on TV? Because I played three different sports throughout my academic career, but somehow I don’t enjoy being a passive tub of lard trash-talking one-dimensional moron who thinks it’s somehow “interesting’ to make the same dumbass statements about the same stupid shit that happens every fucking time they get on their little outfits and hump each other.

I mean, if I wanted to watch stunted sweaty idiots bump into each other, I’d attend GOP conventions.

The nihilist in me agrees 100%. I like the idea of food riots, especially if they boil the morbidly obese for stock.

Don’t crunch that popcorn too loudly during the riots though. People will kill for that stuff.

This guy is so obnoxious, Rick Santorum isn’t even close to being as obnoxious as this guy. During the CA governor’s election, he kept calling Angelides (who ran against Schwarzenegger) by the name Scandalides. He said it over and over agaiin, like it was really funny.

One time, when I first started working here and was sort of keeping my mouth shut (before I realized that the people who are here late and do the real work are not right-wing nutcases), he started going off on the Los Angeles Times and how it doesn’t allow any conservative writers to work there or any conservative opinions on the opinion page. Well, I know better because I read the Times almost every day, so I politely corrected him and I mentioned specifically what I had read on the opinion page that week (Jonah Goldberg, Max Boot) and he stared at me with a creepy, glazed look in his eye, with his mouth open, and he said, “Oh, yeah?” and walked away. He doesn’t come by the copy desk very often, but when he does, he ignores me and yammers away at somebody else on the other side of the room. He is so fucking loud!

I don’t enjoy being a passive tub of lard trash-talking one-dimensional moron who thinks it’s somehow “interesting’ to make the same dumbass statements about the same stupid shit that happens every fucking time they get on their little outfits and hump each other.

Dude! This is what I like about sports! If it wasn’t for the fascinating cultural phenomena, and the statement it makes about society, I think I would hate sports as much as anybody. (And people who hate sports are just as much a part of it as the sports fanatics, and just as fascinating.)

I enjoy sports only as a subset of television, our all consuming overlord (& the radio, our underlord).

I’m honestly curious how you maintain interest when it’s always the same “110%” “get out there and did what we had to do” garbage. The content does not change.

I tried to salvage spectator sports by muting the obnoxious retard announcers who keep saying the dumb shit, but it didn’t work.

MAYBE JOHN MADDEN COULD COME BY AND HOARSELY SCREAM SOME TAUTOLOGIES TO PUNCH THINGS UP

Admittedly, I rarely sit by myself and watch the game and not do anything else. Tonight, I was at work, and the TV was on behind me, and I looked around and watched every once in a while. But I did hear the whole thing. Madden, well, I just don’t know what to say about him. He’s always there, he’s not particularly perceptive or clever or articulate or … anything but there. I used to dislike him, but I guess I’ve gotten used to him, and he’s part of how freaking weird professional sports is – esp. the NFL.

Basketball I can watch a whole game and not do anything else.

Baseball is great fun IF you go to the game. I try to go see the Dodgers a few times a year. But if I’m not there, and have to watch it on TV, baseball is excrutiating.

Sweet blood of Jesus, “liveblogging” (as awful & ugly a word as it is a concept) a hideous display of all-American violence?

Not all-American. Eagles punter is ex-Australian-Rules player Saverio Rocca. Though trust me, he’ll display plenty of violence if the punt returner gets anywhere near him.

When a leftist ballerina kicks your ass, it stays kicked. But it’s called grand battement au cul.

Nice.

No one tell Mikey that boys in ballet class get to carry the girls around. I know he hates buying new shoes.

Congratulations on the Moral Victory. We still call them losses up there though. Is it true that Philly Sports Fans have more synonyms for loss than we have for snow? (I just used that line in an email to some lame philly.com sports”writer” and liked it so much I wanted to use it again).

Well, is it?

“Apparently, it’s really manly to go for it on fourth down, but only when there’s no actual risk involved.”

Actually Bub it’s called giving the opponent a sporting chance. Stop’m on 4th and you’ve added zero points to the tally. But unless you’re giving the fans a partial refund and hoping on the Plane early, this remains the NFL, not some Panty Waisted Girly Beer League. Don’t forget that, Girly Man.

They showed how the Pats can be beat.

They did? My newspaper said that the Eagles LOST. Guess I gotta get me a better paper.

Say Bill, it’s not just giving them a chance to stop on 4th down, it’s a chance to stop our 4th String RB! They can’t, and yet _we_ are supposed to be embarrassed? What is wrong with that picture?

Pat’s lose stomach for handing out whuppings? I guess they are thrown out as gooper team of destiny. Welcome to Democratic party, home of teams with “raisins instead of grapes”.

They showed how the Pats can be beat.

Indeed. The secret is to make zero mistakes on offense. And the Eagles nearly did that, save for two crushing interceptions. Otherwise, they would have won.

Now watch the pats score 52 points next week in typical Belichick angry response. Monday night in Baltimore. The Ravens are so screwed.

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