BREAKING: Eliminationism in Crisis
For those of you who missed our televised coverage of the recent Pam Atlas-Charles Johnson Blog War, here’s the transcript:
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SNN NIGHTLY NEWS REPORT
Aired October 25, 2007 – 08:32 ET
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(BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)
S,N!: Tonight on SNN, as wildfires are brought under control in Southern California, the nation turns its eyes away from those physical flames and towards the rhetorical ignition of a spectacular and unexpected inferno that has engulfed two twin pillars of the anti-Muslim eliminationism movement.
For Long Island’s lunatic race-baiter Pamela ‘Atlas’ Geller Oshry, what started last week as a two-day jaunt across the pond to drink a few Flirtinis, slur some Arabs and bash out a few choruses of the Horst Wessel Song, has turned into a living hell. For pony-tailed smooth jazzman-cum-paranoid bigot Charles Johnson, what left his keyboard as an uncharacteristically lucid post about non-imaginary fascists, has returned painfully in the horrific guise of a woman scorned.
SNN will have all the latest on this developing story, coming up. But first, for some background on what some are calling the first great schism in the post-9/11 wingnutosphere, we go to D. Aristophanes. DA, how did all of this get started and what can be done to prolong it for our amusement?
DA: Well, S,N!, it all starts with CounterJihad Brussels 2007, a gathering, or to put it in perhaps more accurate terms, a mustering of Freikorps legacies from across Europe. The agenda: To listen to keynote speeches, attend break-out sessions and make awkward passes at Pam Atlas, perhaps even adding the crucial ‘Jewess’ notch every Wehrmacht fetishist is secretly proud to have on his belt.
But while ‘Panzer Pam’ — as she’s now being affectionately called by her newfound Teutonic admirers — did indeed paint the town brown with various representatives of the Master Race while in Brussels, little did she know that back home in the States, her old friend Charles Johnson was watching with jealousy in his heart.
S,N!: Johnson harbors secret feelings for Oshry?
DA: That’s correct, S,N! One imagines that his ‘Little Footballs’ went from green to blue as he watched his hidden love for Pam become quite irretrievably unrequited.
S,N!: What did Johnson do?
DA: The only thing a man in his position who wants to win the love of a woman can do, S,N! He attacked her over the Internet.
S,N!: That’s when he posted some information about the questionable backgrounds of some of the CounterJihad attendees?
DA: Again, that is what sources are telling us. Johnson discovered that the ultra-nationalist Belgian Vlaams Belang party and its leader Filip Dewinter are total Nazi douchebags. And he ran with it.
S,N!: But does Johnson normally care if people are fascists? Even if they agree with him that Muslims are animals who deserve to be put down?
DA: Not normally, no. But in this case, those close to him suspect that Johnson’s burning desire to grope Oshry’s silicone-enhanced breasts got the better of him, and he acted rashly. And act he did, flying quite boldly in the face of his default, one-track obsession with Islam. When Johnson actually addressed a topic other than the latest truck backfiring in Damascus, it was as if he had suddenly ripped an IV from his arm that had been pumping 9/11 freakout juice into his veins for the past six years.
S,N!: Amazing.
DA: It is. Of course, by all accounts he’s since returned to his normal state of bugfuck crazy when it comes to Muslims. And yet Johnson is clearly still wounded at not being invited to this year’s CounterJihad conference. Witnesses say it was the raciest one ever.
S,N!: No pun intended.
DA: I’m not sure what you mean. Oh, ‘raciest’, ‘racist’. Ha ha. But I must tell you that some of the conference activities we hear of really show a more fun-loving side to modern-day National Socialists then we’re used to. From an S&M fashion show featuring skinheads in drag being dominated by a female Hitler impersonator, to a reenactment of the Beer Hall Putsch that culminated in a rollicking game of ‘hide-the-bratwurst’ throughout the assorted suites, rooms and broom closets of whatever shitty Brussels hotel still rents to the unhanged remnants of the Waffen SS, this was one wild hate-fest.
S,N!: Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that!
DA: Yes. As I understand it, the multi-faceted eye structure of a fly would prevent one from being able to visually process any of those things.
S,N!: All of this is just fascinating stuff. And watching this Blog War unfold has just been a ‘grab-the-popcorn’ moment for many of us.
DA: I don’t think there’s enough popcorn in the world for this one. I’m not certain that there’s enough popcorn on Popcornooine IV, third planet in the Popcornelgeuse System, primary supplier of popcorn to the Popcornhead Nebula quadrant of the Popcorn Way Galaxy.
S,N!: Members of the not-insane community tell us that it really has been astonishing to see Oshry, Johnson and their assorted venal hangers-on attack each other with the rapacity they normally reserve for rational people.
DA: Well, it’s sort of like watching piranhas being ripped to shreds by locusts as they skeletonize a pack of hyenas who are polishing off the last few crumbs of the Manson Family. Terrifying, yet one can’t look away.
S,N!: But getting back to the timeline of events. What was Oshry’s reaction to Johnson’s betrayal?
DA: When she got home from Brussels, she posted a blistering rebuttal to his Vlaams Belang post.
S,N!: Was she drunk?
DA: That goes without saying, S,N! We’ve also heard reports that she huffs paint, but we can’t confirm them.
S,N!: It would explain a lot. And we’ll have more on the substance abuse angle from Mr. Leonard Pierce later in the show. But first, DA, why would Oshry bite the hand that feeds her in this way? And why would she associate with such a known anti-Semite as Dewinter?
DA: Irrational hatred of one billion people makes for strange bedfellows. And Pamela has had some of the strangest.
S,N!: She recently expressed her, quote, enthusiasm for John Bolton’s balls.
DA: That’s right, and those are balls that not even his own right hand could love. But clearly it’s more than just an ‘enemy-of-my-enemy’ thing with Oshry. Her hatred of Muslims is so all-consuming that she would literally stop at nothing and spurn no alliance if it meant some setback for them. It’s very likely that she would happily slit her own throat on the off-chance that the resulting pool of blood would cause a passing Muslim to slip and fall.
S,N!: Terrifying stuff. But getting back to the timeline. Oshry has posted her reply to Johnson’s attack. What happened then?
DA: Well, that was the spark. Neither has backed down, and indeed, the hostilities have only worsened. The various followers of either party took sides behind their leader. Eliminationism as we know it may never be the same.
S,N!: Thanks, DA. Next, we’ll go to Mr. Leonard Pierce with a report on Pam Oshry’s current mental state, and one purveyor of spirits who has reaped a windfall because of it. But first, a quick break.
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
S,N!: And we’re back on SNN Nightly News, where our coverage of ‘Elimination in Crisis’ continues. Now, this report from Mr. Leonard Pierce, on the scene in Long Island, home of Pamela Atlas. Leonard?
MR. LEONARD PIERCE: Thanks, S,N! I’m standing outside of High Spirits Liquor Mart in Great Neck, Long Island. The shelves inside are as barren as the Sahara Desert – every flavored vodka, every fortified wine, every semi-imported beer purchased by Pamela ‘Atlas’ Geller Oshry Malmsteen Heiligman Bialystock. Last seen pushing a discarded Pathmark cart filled with Hiram Walker Sour Apple Schnapps towards her palatial McMansion, Pamela is said to be “in seclusion” until she either amicably resolves her feud with Little Green Footballs head torturer Charles Johnson or runs out of maraschino cherries. However, using sophisticated SNN computer technology, we have been able to simulate the decay of her thought processes over two hours of drinking.
(VIDEO: COMPUTER GRAPHIC SIMULATION, AUDIO: SOUND OF VIOLENT TYPING)
0:15 – Flirtini
“As did many other global bloggers, activists, and freedom fighters in a vain attempt to formulate strategy to fight the scrouge of the Islamization of Europe.”
0:30 – Pousse-café
“I assure you there was no neo nothing going on there.”
0:45 – Brandy Alexander
“I am not surprised that the mainstream media won’t touch it, they are deathly afraid of anything remotely tinged with Islam. They won’t even call terror terror.”
1:00 – Dooley’s body shot
“As far as the racist label (which anyone who dares to question Islam is called) – I don’t consider this racism. The EU elites maybe but not me.”
1:15 – Burnett’s Blueberry with Tab
“Atlas on the Air is back with rock stah John Bolton on November 5th. J to the B, J nuts and bolts! Yeah baby! I am very psyched.”
1:30 – Everclear and orange juice
“It is a deception to depict VB’s refusal to vote in favour of a European Parliament resolution condemning the holocaust as Nazi loving.”
1:45 – Everclear and Seagram’s
“We don’t know which terrorists set the fires yet …”
2:00 – Everclear straight up
“Who the hell wasn’t a nazi collaborator in Europe? Puhleeeeeze.”
(END GRAPHIC SEGMENT)
MR. LEONARD PIERCE: As you can see, by the time our camera crews arrived on the scene, Pamela was far too thoughtful to talk to us, walk without a handrail or pull her pants up. However, we were able to speak to right-wing blogger and professional Skwisgaar Skwigelf impersonator Conservative Swede.
(INTERVIEWEE: CONSERVATIVE SWEDE)
MLP: Are you surprised by what’s happened in the past few days?
CS: I’m not surprised at this development at all, these are the mechanisms of political correctness … as illustrated by my concept ‘The Finish of the West’, the reason why Western people end up on the same side as CAIR (etc.) like this, is not their wish to destroy the West. On the contrary, it’s driven by: i) their wish to perfecting goodness, ii) fear of ghosts.
MLP: Could you expand on that, sir?
CS: Liberals do not went to destroy the West, their aim is in perfecting goodness. Same with the leftists, only a few avant-gardists actually want to destroy the West, the big majority are just working hard in perfecting goodness.
MLP: And as for rightists?
CS: For the right-wing the fear-of-ghosts component is therefore more active, but both components are active in both camps.
MLP: I see. And how does this play into political correctness?
CS: The PC system is a maze, full of smoke an mirrors, which got most people caught in it.
MLP: So you accept Pamela’s view of Charles Johnson.
CS: People will say that Charles is a good guy and fight Islamism, but so does George Bush, doesn’t he? He’s decided that the PC mazes of European countries, such as Belgium and Sweden, are best kept as perfectly sealed systems, and thereby effectively support the PC tyranny. Charles did not only avoid covering our conference, he struck a decivive blow against it.
MLP: Fascinating.
(END INTERVIEW)
MLP: Meanwhile, a spokeslizard for Little Green Footballs was sent out to counter that interpretation of events, explaining that it is not so much genocide that the LGFers have a problem with as it is who is targeted by the genocide. The spokeslizard pointed out that, due to the constant references on LGF to Muslims as subhuman, degenerate vermin, filth, scum, disgusting fanatics, and the like, and the frequent calls for mass sterilization, forcible deportation, and the reduction of Mecca and Medina to compact pocket mirrors, clearly Mr. Johnson has no substantial issue with genocide-qua-genocide; rather, his concern is that Vlaams Belang might wish to extend the genocidal franchise past Muslims, who totally deserve it, on to Jews, who are awesome.
We will continue to investigate this critical rift between a Jewish woman who has allied herself with neo-Nazis and a Gentile man who has discovered a form of genocide he doesn’t completely support. Back to you, S,N!
(ALL VIDEO AND INTERVIEW QUOTES TAKEN FROM HERE AND HERE.)
S,N!: Thank you. That was Mr. Leonard Pierce. Our coverage of ‘Eliminationism in Crisis’ continues, after this station break.
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
Just…just outstanding…
lolercoasters
Wow. An explosion of tits and spittle.
…we go to D. Aristophanes. DA, how did all of this get started and what can be done to prolong it for our amusement?
Let it be so!!!1!!
good god!!! that was … was….. was… aaa….AWESOME.
That was the Airwolf of ROFLCopters, my friends.
See, killing is what we do.
And Killing is FUN!
So, what do we do?
AMBUSH!!!
mikey
It’s competeting mythologies.
Pam views the earth through a lens that paint’s anti-semitism as a demonological, supernatural force that drives everyone on earth except Jews. Everyone else is a barely restrained, genocidal monster that just needs a little coaxing to start goose-stepping. So it doesn’t matter much one way or another, neo-nazi’s or whatever doesn’t like Muslim’s works for her. Everyone else is just less honest.
Chazmo drinks deep from American Exceptionalism and in this mythology, we came into WWII to save Jews (as wildly ahistorical as that is) because that’s the sort of great people we are and hanging out with Nazi’s is bad, bad, bad (which it is, I’m just speaking of motivations).
Fuckin awesome
Whee! I love a Good Transcript, and I love a Great Schism.
Yay! That was fun. Do it again!
That was absolutely amazing! Or should I say, a mazing of smoke and mirrors and PC!
The partner’s dad will buy a big mess of cherries, put them in a huge jar, and then pour a bottle of everclear over them. Then he just pops them in the kitchen cupboard, and takes out a couple to munch every once in a while. I swear, one cherry could get you tipsy. I betcha Pam has a gallon jar of Everclear cherries next to her comp.
Speaking of odd drinks, I’m planning to make Bloody Brains for Hallowe’en.
You can’t see it, but I’m holding up a lit lighter.
It’s funny because it’s truthy.
Yay?
A gem:
It’s very likely that she would happily slit her own throat on the off-chance that the resulting pool of blood would cause a passing Muslim to slip and fall.
Boy do I miss Everclear. Efficiency rules. But it says right on the bottle not to drink it straight up. You gotta mix it. I like coffee for the mixer. Wide awake drunk & all that.
Boy vs. girl in the world series of loon.
Boy do I miss Everclear.
Are they gone? Art could rock my world. “Heroin Girl” was one helluva piece. Hang on, I’ll play it for you…
mikey
Actually, if you read the Brussels Declaration put out by CounterJihad Europa, you’ll discover that they’re a bunch of God-hating socialists who support abortion, feminism, gay-marriage and national healthcare, oppose government funding for religious schools, insist on strict separation of Church and State, deny our Christian and Western Classical Heritage and and want to turn over control of the economy and our families to the United Nations.
They just hate Muslims as well.
Chazmo vs. The Oshrey gets close to poetic justice/irony.
Is there such a thing as poetic irony? Can we be witnessing the creation of such a thing?
The transcript is good straight-up, but it rawks hard if you read Pammy’s lines with the accent and the Conservative Swede like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show.
Jeez Mike N,
With a platform like that, any neo-cons alligning themselves with the CounterJihad Europa have got to get their panties in a twist halfway though the list!
OT (somewhat) but speaking of eliminationists, here’s a lovely little something from Kevin’s blog, taken completely out of context, of course.
By the way, Kevin likes toast, not pie.
Ooops, didn’t copy the intro (above the pictures):
Pretty close to getting a stiffy from the smell of dead, well, won’t repeat it. Back there a couple of threads.
/applause.
Sounds pretty much like my platform. Vote for me!! Oh, I hate Judeo-Christians too. And I’d hate gawd if it existed.
And mikey, you drink Everclear, you don’t listen to it. It only says, “Drink me, drink me,” anyway.
You could always spot Kevin. Same dude, every time. Some units had two or three of them. Poor bastards.
But here’s what would happen. You’d get inserted on an op, and you’d walk. Humping ruck we called it. Your El Tee and the Sergeant would navigate with a map and a compass.
And we’d get lost. Hey, it’s not like there were trails or roads. We’d try to follow some kind of direction, but the El Tee never trusted any beaten path or roadway. Oh no. We had to hack thru the fucking virgin forest. In fact, it may well have saved lives, but fuckit, who cares, it wasn’t worth living!
Anyway, the dude that Kevin is would start to complain. And here’s the shit. It would WORK. To shut him up, we’d carry his shit, his ruck, his ammo, his forty mike mike rounds. Whatever. Just to stop the whining. But there was more.
This was the same piece of shit that couldn’t make it up a muddy hill without help. That couldn’t get across a river by himself. That couldn’t just carry his motherfucking load and do his goddam job. And when these useless meatsacks like Kevin couldn’t figure out how to just get out of the goddam way, they’d get hit and somebody, somebody worth a damn, would have to go up and get them. Wanna know about medals? Here. Lemme tell you about medals. About 80% of ’em are regular, smart grunts going up to get stupid, worthless assholes like kevin. There it is. Pretty much every medal is a man going out to get a boy shot full of stupid. Poor fucker’s family gets a medal, and stupid comes home.
Fuck that. Stupid fucking world, is what it is…
mikey
Popcornooine IV = my favorite.
A brilliant combination of high opera, local news, and letters to the editors of Action Comics *and their replies.*
i pay you for this now.
Dethklok call on conservative swede is just…astounding. it literally takes my breath away. i read the first three quotes thinking that it was literally lifted from the dethklok episode where they get a shrink.
just…you guys are getting too good not to do this full time. that’s all.
And big ups to D. A. (izzat like one of those ’50s greaser hair-dos?) for being Da Man, & for not being one of those effete Easterners, instead having the sense to live in Calif., so we late rising Pacific Timers have something w/ which to amuse ourselves.
P. S.: The more you post, the more apple-polishing you’ll get, Demos.
Unbelievably great. Funny, and right on.
I bow down to the Gods of S,N!.
Everclear rules.
it rawks hard if you read Pammy’s lines with the accent
Especially if you convert the last three words in this one:
“They won’t even call terror terror.”
… to “cawl terra terra”
“cawl terra terra”
Hello, Operator? Please connect me to 911-911-Giuliani-911-911.
Hank you!
You are all hateful and jealous and racists and sexist, you dirty hippies.
Divide et imperia.
Years have passed and I keep thinking
What a fool I’ve been
I look back into the past and
Think of way back then
I know that I lost everything I thought I that could win
I guess I should have listened to my friends
All the burning bridges that have fallen after me
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door
Burning bridges lost forevermore
mikey
First they came for the Pamelas, and I did not speak out because I was not a drunken moustache-riding imbecile.
oh my. more please?
This made irony’s corpse twitch;
“This is like saying that Bush is a racist because American racists carried along stars and stripes at one of their demonstrations. ”
By Pam, in her defense of VB.
May a small portion of this greatness touch the 1976 New England Patriots.
Great stuff.
Bringing, as they say, the funneh.
Is it possible to sue someone for making one hiccup from laughter? Because then you guys had better start paying up for:
Oh, man. That delivery. *hic*
This is the best part, from the poetess in comments:
Top that, cobags!
The management is running some tests….
That did totally RAWK!!!!!! That’s worth some $$$
D.A. has a habit of bursting out with these hilarious ones sometimes. 2+2=Flabberjabber comes to mind..
From an S&M fashion show featuring skinheads in drag being dominated by a female Hitler impersonator, to a reenactment of the Beer Hall Putsch that culminated in a rollicking game of ‘hide-the-bratwurst’ throughout the assorted suites, rooms and broom closets of whatever shitty Brussels hotel still rents to the unhanged remnants of the Waffen SS, this was one wild hate-fest.
Holy crap. And at first I thought “unhanged” was “unhinged” misspelled.
I think Jason Pantz will have to revise his Top 10 Most Dangerous Things Eva! list.
I normally don’t chime in much there, but that was pretty awesome.
This really is a work of art. This part in particular;
MLP: Meanwhile, a spokeslizard for Little Green Footballs was sent out to counter that interpretation of events, explaining that it is not so much genocide that the LGFers have a problem with as it is who is targeted by the genocide. The spokeslizard pointed out that, due to the constant references on LGF to Muslims as subhuman, degenerate vermin, filth, scum, disgusting fanatics, and the like, and the frequent calls for mass sterilization, forcible deportation, and the reduction of Mecca and Medina to compact pocket mirrors, clearly Mr. Johnson has no substantial issue with genocide-qua-genocide; rather, his concern is that Vlaams Belang might wish to extend the genocidal franchise past Muslims, who totally deserve it, on to Jews, who are awesome.
We will continue to investigate this critical rift between a Jewish woman who has allied herself with neo-Nazis and a Gentile man who has discovered a form of genocide he doesn’t completely support. Back to you, S,N!
Bravo.
Brilliant, but take out this link to LGF, they redirected it to a very f’d up flashy thing. It messed with my eyes big time.
DA: It is. Of course, by all accounts he’s since returned to his normal state of bugfuck crazy when it comes to Muslims. And yet Johnson is clearly still wounded at not being invited to this year’s CounterJihad conference. Witnesses say it was the raciest one ever.
Brilliancy.
Atlas Pam vs. LGF? The mind boggles…
Thank you, SNN, for bringing me this breaking newz
Things one can learn at H8-Treos:
Not only did Mickey have sex with a goat, I’ve been told by several sources it progressed to full intercourse, which resulted in a half-human, half-goat offspring. As I write this, I have my sources digging into the identity of this love child/goat.
Susie from Philly | Homepage | 10.27.07 – 8:52 am | #
I think it’s Jeff Goldstein.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 10.27.07 – 8:54 am | #
At this point, I can neither confirm nor deny the Goldstein allegation.
Susie from Philly | Homepage | 10.27.07 – 8:56 am | #
Look at the beard, woman!
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 10.27.07 – 8:58 am | #
…and hanging out with Nazi’s is bad, bad, bad (which it is, I’m just speaking of motivations).
In Chazmo’s mind, in other words, they weren’t bad ‘cuz of the social repression, warmongering, hatred and abuse of those not like themselves and all, but rather because they represent a competing brand, if you will?
Actually, that sums it up pretty well.
Simply amazing.
Thank you, DA! This post is a tour de force of the highest order!
This post, and S,N! in general, well and truly rocks.
I get the refracted, funneh version of the crackpottery, without having to hurt my brain on the real stuff. Truly a public service.
Boy vs. girl in the world series of loon.
I think this is the loon championship series because Ace & K Lo also had a dust up this week and the “winner” will take on Pam or Chuckie.
And this was fucking hilarious. But pretty please. With a fucking cherry on top. I’d appreciate it if your imagination kept the Shrieking Harpy south of 25A from now on. You can place her on the Miracle Mile but Great Neck is too close for comfort.
Aceapalooza West is next weekend.
Oh, damn! That was priceless.
The partner’s dad will buy a big mess of cherries, put them in a huge jar, and then pour a bottle of everclear over them.
Candy, did he use fresh cherries for this?
Author! Author!
I smell Peabody …
Does Pammy know that one of the ratlines that got Nazis out of Germany in the 1940s lead to the mideast? And that the some Nazis set up shop churning out antisemetic propaganda for Arab countries?
Best example is Johann von Leers:
http://motlc.learningcenter.wiesenthal.org/text/x14/xm1425.html
Now that was an absolutely brilliant post… probably the funniest damn blog posting I’ve ever read. Great job!
As for the spat in general, there is nothing overly surprising about it. If you really want to hate one fifth of the population of the Earth (Muslims), you need some tutoring, and of course the Neo-Nazis are by far the world’s experts in hating and demonizing huge swaths of humanity…
BTW: LGF has blocked your links to their little hate board
Oh, and if you live pretty much anywhere in the US, be sure to go out later today for the national mobilization against the war in Iraq, against the projected war on Iran, and US funding the Israeli occupation: http://www.oct27.org/
In a couple hours I’m off to the Denver protest: http://iablog.blogspot.com/
Outstanding.
Q. What’s the difference between a pizza and a Muslim?
A. You can’t eat a pizza after you waterboard it!
1500: Still funny as shit.
And a quick glance at the title yields “Elimination Crisis”
More plz.
Bruce isn’t coming back, but he wanted me to pass along this message to you all:
U R Dum.
That is all.
Pamela and Charles,
sitting in a tree,
Mastering the race to C-U-H–R-R-A-Z-E-E.
First comes love
then comes whorage
Next comes the Untermensch
felching their porridge.
Geddy, Alex and I approve of this post. Well done. I wrote about this once long ago….
The night is black, without a moon.
The air is thick and still.
The vigilantes gather on
The lonely torchlit hill.
Features distorted in the flickering light,
Faces are twisted and grotesque.
Silent and stern in the sweltering night,
The mob moves like demons possesed.
Quiet in conscience, calm in their right,
Confident their ways are best.
The righteous rise
With burning eyes
Of hatred and ill-will.
Madmen fed on fear and lies
To beat and burn and kill.
They say there are strangers who threaten us,
Our immigrants and infidels.
They say there is strangeness to danger us
In our theatres and bookstore shelves,
That those who know what’s best for us
Must rise and save us from ourselves.
Quick to judge,
Quick to anger,
Slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice
And fear walk hand in hand
I miss Bruce.
Why can’t we have more trolls like Bruce?
Speaking of trolls, did Kevin say anything rational last night? I was at work, and didn’t start reading that thread until I got home late, and I was too tired for a Kevin thread. So I was wondering if he was as psychopathic and repetitive as usual.
Hoosier X: So I was wondering if he was as psychopathic and repetitive as usual.
Short answer: Yes.
Or at least I assume so. Here’s the precis.
I love how charles finishes the first post about Vlaaam Vlaaam Vlaaam, or whatever:
Charles “hasn’t reached the point where [he and his LGF friends] should embrace” Nazis. “It could be next week, yeah, but, like right now? No. But next week, sure.”
Thanks for, once agian, making yourself very clear, Chahles.
Wait a minute – Johnson is a guy? I thought it was an old bird camping it up a la Grant Wood!
This is pre-9/11 thinking and will doom us because 9/11 changed everything and no one ever threatened our undergarments and bedsheets like the global Islamo movement does now.
Johnson:
Cornered and snarling, his ponytail lifts skunklike as he prepares for a full-on defensive spray against his former Pamhomies.
How will Charles retaliate, after seeing that the Vlaams Belang flag Ashry posted clearly depicts a tiger swallowing him whole?
Yes, yes, but no one ever talks about the clean hippies. The ones who bathe in streams and clean their teeth with tree bark. That’s some goddam bias, I tell you.
Hypocritial, closet-fag Republinazis hate America.
Boosh.
Incidentally, according to Amazon.com, Doughy Pantload has yet another new title.
That flag looks like a silhouette of Snagglepuss.
Oh, and I call fake Kevin.
OK, that’s weird. I posted my fake Kevin call after reading Kevin. Do we have a little time stamp problem? Or have I ripped a hole in the time-space continuum?
“[I]n order to be a general in the army, [Charles Johnson] needs to read and digest Sun Tzu’s the Art of War. Alliances can be tricky but must be made. In a war, all groups fighting a common enemy must be prepared to set aside ideological purity in order to obtain their goal, victory over the enemy.”
Yes, if one merely reads the back cover of the paperback, one would realize that Sun Tzu had absolutely nothing more to say about alliances. Moreover, if one had spent any time paying attention to the Cold War, one might realize that alliances of convenience kind of, er um, have gotten us in the fucking mess in which we currently find ourselves.
These people would be funny if they weren’t so stupid.
I gotta response!
Try harder, fake Kevin. It shouldn’t take much. Real Kevin is pretty feeble.
Candy, did he use fresh cherries for this?
Yes, he did. I myself would probably make it with vodka. The Everclear is just so damned hot.
Glad you came out of the fires okay, g! The partner’s grandma lives in Oceanside and we were worried about her, mostly because the air quality was so bad, and although she’s a tough old lady – still loves her tequila and her mariachi – she’s getting up there in years. She a way hotter old lady than Charles Johnson, though.
Something whacky is definitely going on with the comments order.
Will Kevin continue to live in another dimension?
Only time will tell.
You know, that’s not how I interpreted the back cover of the paperback edition of Sun Tzu. I thought it was a book about how to score with chicks.
Dirty hippies hate America!
Got no response to THAT, do you, dirty hippies?
Anyone see how Debbie Schlussell is going apeshit over Laura Bush wearing a n abaya?
Mrs. Pander Claus
And good old Debbie, she’s always thinkin’ – I say “alleged breast cancer survivors” because–with those disguises–we have no clue who they are or even if they’re women
Who knows if the big fakes are lying about having breast cancer? You can’t see through their burkas to see if they’ve had mastectomies!
Shorter Pam’s commenters:
I say “alleged breast cancer survivors” because–with those disguises–we have no clue who they are or even if they’re women.
And if they’re not women then we can’t really say that the Ay-rabs force women to wear burqua, abuse them and don’t let them drive! Oh shit, wait. That would kill my OUTRAGE(C) buzz. I know! They’ve killed all the women and those are men under there and all Ay-rabs are really rampant ‘mos bent on destroying our family values! Attack!
So guess what I just found?
http://news.aol.com/newsbloggers/2007/10/26/atheisms-contribution-to-humanity/
Dinesh D’Souza claims victory.
this might be the funniest blog post ever.
It’s a long time since I’ve been to Pammy’s place, but I followed your link, and what I want to know is who are those two children in her insane “music” video, and has the dss been called?
Do we have a little time stamp problem? Or have I ripped a hole in the time-space continuum?
I got that yesterday, too. Something is screwy. Maybe someone is changing the server time?
This post, and S,N! in general, well and truly rocks.
I get the refracted, funneh version of the crackpottery, without having to hurt my brain on the real stuff. Truly a public service.
I’m late to the party, as usual, but I concur with Lame Man. You guys perform a genuine public service.
Sorry, STH, western Washington here. But the situation is similar, as the heart of my little downtown is currently hosting a small but scrappy bunch of old ladies carrying signs that read “Grannies for Peace.”
And IB, I love the new Pantload title, almost as much as I love the list of subject links that follows it:
propaganda (58)
wingnut welfare (49)
missed deadlines (44)
fairytales for simple people (42)
unintentional comedy (39)
banged out by howler monkeys (36)
what a boat load of crap (30)
attend to luciannes bunions (27)
chickenhawk (27)
doughy (17)
libburluls are stoopit (11)
Um, yeah. The time stamp is messing with us. Someone should call Chertoff.
My comment:
atheist said,
October 27, 2007 at 23:35
Should have been after the STH @ 23:45 comment. Instead it came out before the STH at 23:45.
Now, Anne Laurie @ 23:39 is between us.
It looks like a comments blender or something.
Anybody else in eastern Washington state? Peace demonstration on the sidewalk in front of Target in Kennewick at 4:00 Pacific. My mother and I will be there.
You know things have gotten bad when my 70-something (I don’t know exactly how old she is because “a lady doesn’t tell her age”) mother is out on the street on a Saturday afternoon with a sign that says “support the troops–bring them home.” This is someone who bemoans the fact that women don’t wear white gloves anymore and who hasn’t voluntarily listened to popular music in at least 50 years (Elvis was the beginning of the end of civilization, as far as she’s concerned).
Some fucking hippie, huh?
Wondrous! Is Leonard Pierce any relation of Mildred Pearce, Pie Baker extraordinaire?
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Holy Jumpin’ Jesus! When, exactly, did I learn to travel through time?!?
The time thing probably has to do with the shift in going on Daylight Savings from the last weekend in October to the first weekend in November.
Notsk nearly enousk esses to be properly sweedish. It’s totally dildoes.
That Skwisgaar Skwigelf impersonator?
He was, like, totally dildos.
Hot damn, but this is a fine post.
Pam is my favorite person on the net. Really. It used to be Kibo, but he’s too self aware.
And this post made my weekend. The only thing better would be Dick Cheney jello-wrestling Rumsfeld over the keys to the Big Red Button on Youtube.
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