Kerry, these nice men in the white coats are here to help you
We believe that Kerry “Vial” L. Marsala has left the world we like to call earth and entered a universe of her own. In her Sunday column, Kerry asks: Just What Does Edwards Do for Kerry?
How much can you read without having to ask your close ones that they commit you to a mental institute?
The only possible nominees that could have really impacted Sen. Kerry’s pick for Vice President would have been either Sen. Hillary Clinton or Governor Bill Richardson.
Well, that’s not so bad you say. Is it about to get much worse you wonder? Sadly, Yes!
Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York would have stirred the communistic followers of ‘everything for the common good’ doctrine. The feminist voters and those of the sympathetic, ‘stand by your man’ even when he cheats repeatedly
And so begins the slow descent into madness.
Kerry and Clinton may have the same dictatorship dreams of ruling America, but Hillary has a mind that is brilliant, though skewed in ideology, and Kerry just has a sad hush puppy face and view of our country.
Does this mean that Kerry [John] has a sad hush puppy face view of America? If so, please explain.
So what does Sen. John Edwards bring to the plate of Kerry’s unpalatable French cuisine? Is it a touch of good ol’ Southern boy? Is it the southern charm of a raucous naughty little boy? Charm worked for Slick Willie…so Kerry’s betting Sen. Edwards will charm the thongs
Unpalatable French cuisine? A second out of place mention of Clinton? This may be even worse than we’d feared. And now Kerry turns electoral analyst:
For some reason, demographically speaking, the Hispanic population has become overwhelmingly important to both sides.
For some reason, demographically speaking, Kerry has become a target of much ridicule on the internet.
Will Sen. John Edwards be a good mix to help stave off Kerry’s depressing over all looks and outlook of our country?
Gee Kerry, what do you think?
the Democrats are going to strategically do battle anyway they can to win back the White House, even if it means having U.N. President Kofi Annan preside as judge over our sovereign nation’s most sacred right; voting for our President.
We can’t add anything to that. Honestly.
Edit: World O’Crap takes a look at Miss Marsala and Miss Pawlik here.
Battling the thongs? Time to write another letter, I guess.
given that this nutbag isn’t just yanking your chain, then there’s nothing to do but sit back and wait until life opens their eyes—that is catastrophic illness, tragedy involving a loved one, loss of a (distant) relative in this f#####ed up foreign policy (’cause god knows, ‘their’ loved ones deserve better than that!), or, perhaps their spouse succumbing to alzheimer’s—-and then welcome them with the understanding and compassion that they lifelong, self-righteously denied to others; a bitter pill, but that’s what our party and beliefs are supposed to be all about…..
Probably been said before, but: I’m sure I’ve had *Veal* Marsala that was more logical and convincing.
Nuts to the communist vote–as Marsala says, Edwards appeals to the Victoria’s Secret vote! I’d rather have the latter…
Yeah, I’m confused about this “thong” thing. Is this a spelling or a metonymical mishap? Does our host clarify? Sadly, no!
Is Kerry (the ‘author’) retarded? She writes like Bush speaks.
For some reason, demographically speaking, the Hispanic population has become overwhelmingly important to both sides.
Wait, Hispanics can vote? That’s crazy talk!
“So what does Sen. John Edwards bring to the plate of Kerry’s unpalatable French cuisine?”
I’m pretty sure unpalatable French Cuisine is an oxymoron
“Kerry just has a sad hush puppy face and view of our country….So what does Sen. John Edwards bring to the plate of Kerry’s unpalatable French cuisine?”
A hush puppy is a deep-fat-fried ball of cornmeal dough. Of course it is also a comfortable slip-on shoe. Is the writer saying that John Kerry’s face resembles cornmeal, or that Edwards is a shoe? Or that he wears appealing thongs on his feet?
I think I had better stop reading here now because I need a drink to figure this out and it is way too early in the day for such things.