We’ve been busy this weekend so all we had time to read was the flyer for Kaufland, where we found this joke of the week:

A woman is trying to do a puzzle, but manages little progress. Frustrated she calls her boyfriend for help. “Is there a picture on the box?” he asks. “A rooster” she answers. “Very well then — I’ll stop by tonight and we can do it together.”

As the boyfriend arrives at her apartment that evening he takes a look at the puzzle pieces spread out on the table, and the rooster picture. “I’ll tell you what,” he says, “we’re going to put the Corn Flakes back in the box and never speak of this again.”

Vielen Dank meine Damen und Herren! Wir werden die ganze Woche hier sein!