That IS Exciting!
I haven’t checked in with Fudgehammer lately, possibly because I’ve been remembering to take my high blood pressure medication. It’s not really worth it, as it happens — he never posts anything that you can’t get in drunker form from Crazy Pammy, or with eighty times the long-windedness from The Darkies Are Coming.
But I did want to bring to your attention a couple of comments from this post. In brief, Fudgy opposes a new book directed at Muslim teenagers because it teaches them unacceptable jihadist lessons like “communicate with your parents,” “talk about your values,” and “don’t just blindly accept religious teachings.” Of note is the fact that the author’s 15-year-old son was harassed by his classmates, who called him a member of the Taliban.
Let’s see what the Rhodes scholars who comment over at Fudgehammer’s site have to say about this:
R. Hartman says:
Hey, that’s true! Just being a darkie isn’t enough to get you race-bashed in this crazy modern world of ours! Surely this upstart teenager must have insisted that his schoolmates genuflect towards Mecca, or refuse to eat sausage, or behead a meddling Jew, or something.
And SoteriA says:
Wow! If pre-adolescent children are able to spontaneously manifest a deep-seated hatred of people from different cultures, with little or no prompting from their parents, maybe there really is hope for the world after all. I don’t know about you all, but I feel very optimistic for mankind tonight.
Wow. My 12 year old daughter has no opinion of Islam, and that’s because I never express one! That person is nertz if s/he thinks the boy hasn’t absorbed his parent’s opinions on any number of things never explicitly discussed around the house.
Right again, Johnny C.
I’m one of the few people I know brought up and raised without any religious influence whatsoever. I was raised in a place devoid of hate or religious arrogance.
God bless my parents.
SoteriaA is a yet another retard.
Wow! If pre-adolescent children are able to spontaneously manifest a deep-seated hatred of people from different cultures, with little or no prompting from their parents, maybe there really is hope for the world after all. I don’t know about you all, but I feel very optimistic for mankind tonight.
I’ll remain pessimistic, at least until those pre-adolescent children are reporting their decadent hippie parents to the Blackwater Shultzstaffel. Only then will we be safe.
My 12 year old son hates Islam with a passion, without me saying anything to him about it…
Young racists and bullies learn from their model parents. The fact that she keeps her mouth shut while he spews hatred against Muslims in front of her tells me everything I need to know.
Oh come on Mr. Leonard Pierce! I mean Foehammer fer chistsake? Seriously, Ace’o’Spuds and The Ultimate Warrior are more respectable. Next thing you know you may be writing about Micheal Savage! I really don’t think we want to go down this road.
Hey, the last time we busted on Fudgehammer, he came over here and entertained us for hours. That’s more than I can say for thinks-she’s-too-good-for-us Michelle Malkin.
What Lesley said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faFuaYA-daw *
“Wow! My 12 year old is already smoking cigarettes, and I’ve made it a point to never say anything about the subject ever! He’s so grown up!”
“My husband has been unemployed for months, and gets drunk and takes out his frustrations on me and our 3 year old son, and I’ve never ever mentioned once that he should do that, or talked about it to him He’s such a great father!”
*An oddly fantastic movie. Forget the “acting” or “script”, this is a fascination documentary (of sorts) on fascism and propaganda. It’s also exceedingly violent, but still worth a watch.
My young’uns repeat all the talking points from Rush, Ann and Bill O’Reilly without me having to say anything! I just make sure the TV and radio are turned to the right stations.
I am so proud of the younger generation.
Little Timmy Bob was taking a Bic lighter to our dashboard Jesus, which is only a little bit away from burning a full-sized cross in a neighbor’s lawn. An exciting development, there may be hope yet from this generation!!!
Now to teach the best kind of knots…
Given Ace’s proclivity for backdoor shenanigans, we might want to introduce him to Fudgeslammer.
Gates of Vienna, Ebonics Remix
Some Guy is right. Verhoven’s Starship Troopers is a great movie.
When it came out, I was a young Heinlein-worshiping jackass that couldn’t get past the fact that the movie had little in common with the book. However, upon later viewings I’ve been struck by just how prescient and entertaining the movie is. Sure, it’s got plotting and acting straight out of 90210, but considering that it’s a critique of modern fascism, this seems appropriate.
Robocop is another Verhoven film that has aged very well. Not only does it have currently relevant social commentary, but unlike Starship Troopers, it also has lines that are still part of our pop-culture lexicon.
“Bitches, leave!”
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Besides that, the villains are Ronny Cox, Miguel Ferrer, Laura Palmer’s father, and Redd Foreman. You really can’t go wrong with Robocop.
One of my first political memories was watching Reagan “testify” in the Iran-Contra hearings when I was all of 9 or so. Much like a Doonesbury strip from the same period, I turned to my parents at one point and asked, “why is the President lying?”
Even at that age I realized, either the President was lying, or he was utterly incompetent.
I dunno my point except that kids are people too. Some are fucking morons, some are good people.
Kids aren’t born hating, but they pick it up by osmosis. They learn tolerance the same way.
Duuuudes!
http://static.crooksandliars.com/2007/10/john-mccain-cbs.jpg
Someone gave McCain a clown tie! And he fell for it! Needs photoshopping!
Hey, the last time we busted on Fudgehammer, he came over here and entertained us for hours. That’s more than I can say for thinks-she’s-too-good-for-us Michelle Malkin.
at the risk of getting fired, i had to go and look at that thread again, its comedy gold, lets hope he comes over here again and make even more of a fool of himself with his BA and huge intellect, its a slow afternoon.
Is it ok to call the kid a racist prick? I mean, since his mom put him up to use as an example to make a political point in a public forum, then he’s fair game, right? Should someone be stalking their house to see if she really doesn’t say anything racist around him?
No, forget it. I can’t do it. Still can’t find it in me to attack a 12-year-old.
No, forget it. I can’t do it. Still can’t find it in me to attack a 12-year-old.
No wingnut welfare for you!
adifferentbrad, One of the best bits in Oliver Sacks’ The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat is the bit in which brain-damaged people are watching Reagan on TV and laughing uproariously, because they are too brain-damaged to be fooled by him and assume that his stunts are deliberate clowning.
The tragedy is that some people are not brain-damaged, and eventually grow up. Can we do anything to prevent this?
My 12 year old has recently startling flinging feces. We’re all SO proud a him! I wasn’t flinging feces until at least 14. OOOOH I just can’t wait until my little shit stain lays down the Hate on some Sharia loving Lib.
You know, I usually never click through to the crazy websites from which Sadly, No! gets its material, because frankly I have a low level of tolerance for embarrassing stupidity. It makes me feel embarrassed myself to have to see it or read it. But for some reason I just clicked through to this foehammer site and … man. First of all, it’s bad enough that he named his site after a sword from J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy world; secondly, that he apparently thinks that Uncle Sam and and America should be positively associated with the Teutonic Knights (or is that guy supposed to be a Templar?); and thirdly, that he has a love of depression-era-nationalist style art that reminds one of … someone else. But then you start reading the crazy in the middle column, and, well, it all fits.
I’ll remain pessimistic, at least until those pre-adolescent children are reporting their decadent hippie parents to the Blackwater Shultzstaffel.
Baby steps, baby steps. First we have to make sure the Dolchstoß has successfully taken root, and the IBD is trying their hardest!
You should be happy to be of such mental persuasion that most of you are incapable of understanding what traitors you are to your own nations, cultures and futures.
Why would anyone take seriously anything posted in such a manner as your style always submits to the page?
Thanks for the laugh this morning.
B.A. in English, folks.
adifferentbrad, One of the best bits in Oliver Sacks’ The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat is the bit in which brain-damaged people are watching Reagan on TV and laughing uproariously, because they are too brain-damaged to be fooled by him and assume that his stunts are deliberate clowning.
I know a lady who’s developmentally disabled. She is, however, high-functioning- has learned to read over the years, and likes to read about US history, among other things (mostly juvenile-level biographies of the presidents, etc.) She is almost totally lacking in the ability to count, and understands money as 6-year-old might.
Anyway, what is striking about her is that sometimes she will utter political opinions that sound rather reasonable to me. More reasonable, anyhow, than what her very intelligent sister (my step-mom) believes.
It is as if, not much intelligence is required to understand certain things, and high intelligence can allow one to ignore reality just as much as it allows one to understand reality. That open-ness may be of more importance than intelligence, at least for some things.
I’m still not sure what I think of this yet.
Quote: “Wow! If pre-adolescent children are able to spontaneously manifest a deep-seated hatred of people from different cultures, with little or no prompting from their parents, maybe there really is hope for the world after all. I don’t know about you all, but I feel very optimistic for mankind tonight.”
Way to take a comment from one of my readers completely out of context. Right on, man. Right on. From hate of Islam you spin it into “hatred of people from different cultures.”
The ignorance of Islam, its tenets and its falsehood is so tangible at Sadly, No! that my skin crawls even making a comment of my own in this box, but
I enjoy making sure that all of you have to look in the mirror and recall how much contempt I justly hold you in. Those that must seek the illusion of Liberalism in order to hide their own cowardice, ignorance and self-serving natures are truly beyond being reasoned with.
You are in love with lies, otherwise you would take the time to educate yourselves and find out why I ever took the time to construct the Anvil in the first place. That never occurred to you though, did it? Of course not.
Sadly, hopeless!
Quote: “B.A. in English, folks.”
You revel in personal insults, attacks and attempts at either, even when it is useless and trivial. My writing skills aren’t a debatable topic, but if you’d like to further embarrass yourself, go for it.
Unfortunately, I won’t be replying to more of the same. I only wanted to do a buzz of this silly thread and stir the ant hill. (I know. Awe, shucks!)
Better head upstairs, Foehammer. Mom just got back from Piggly Wiggly with some Pepperoni Hot Pockets!
It is as if, not much intelligence is required to understand certain things, and high intelligence can allow one to ignore reality just as much as it allows one to understand reality.
One of my favorite old sayings: Some ideas are so stupid that only a smart person can believe them.
Maybe she didn’t teach her child to hate; you don’t necessarily have to.
http://www.leaonline.com/doi/abs/10.1207%2FS15327582IJPR1301_03
“It is suggested that strong, early emphasis of the family religion may reinforce minimal group effect and produce a template for “us-them” discriminations that facilitates acquiring later prejudices.”
You revel in personal insults, attacks and attempts at either, even when it is useless and trivial.
If we reveled in personal insults and attacks on children, I’m sure Feyhammer would add S,N! to his blogroll…
Grow up with pigs, …
Hilarious. This pompous ass can’t see that he’s exactly the same as his proclaimed enemy. He sounds like an Osama berating an infidel. Of course, he’s really more of an Archie Bunker.
Actually I’m kind of impressed with fudgehammer. Judging by his sites style and his ideology he can’t be more than 12, yet he already has a BA in english? When he matures he may be a great asset to society.
From the “About Foehammer” section: “Who is Foehammer? Am I rich? Am I poor? Am I black or white, Hispanic or otherwise? Does it matter? I work from anonymity for one primary reason, but not the only reason; and that primary reason is to protect myself, my friends, my family, my neighbors and my associates from the very real danger of retaliation for the truth I deal with here on the Anvil.”
Christ, Leonard, I’d think twice before pissing off a mysterious superhero. If you get clonked by a batarang some night, don’t say I didn’t warn you …
(and for the record, I’m guessing “white”)
Well, that’s the last we’ll see of Foehammer, surely.
We just don’t understand his genius.
Our loss, really. How will we ever live without him?
Yeah, looking at foehammer’s site, he clearly thinks warfare is conducted by rolling 12-sided dice.
he clearly thinks warfare is conducted by rolling 12-sided dice.
And you clearly know nothing of real warfare. You roll 20 sided dice to attack. Duh.
“[T]o protect myself, my friends, my family, my neighbors and my associates from the very real danger of retaliation for the truth I deal with here on the Anvil.”
I wish I had something snarky to say about this. Sadly, this is how they roll. Preserve your anonymity, or be subject to all kinds of scrutiny! This is so much second nature to them, that they don’t even stop when they steam roll a 12 year old boy. In fact, they do so gleefully, with a “Gotcha!” that means they won, because we still don’t know who they are, and they know “all the dirt” on our granite countertops.
On a lighter note, does Foehammer honestly believe that if we found out who he is, we would all rush to marry his Aunt May?
My skin crawls even making a comment of my own in this box (because I imagine it is infested with bugs, and when I type in the box, the bugs crawl out from my keyboard and burrow into the sensitive skin of my fingers), but
I enjoy making sure that all of you have to look in the mirror (somehow, my typing in this box will make you look in a mirror, though I’m not sure how that works, I’m just sure that it is so) and recall how much contempt I justly hold you in (because every single person reading this comment after I post is sure to be someone I hold in contempt, even if I don’t know them at all, and it could even be my own mother or best friend, but it doesn’t matter because all humans are contemptible beneath my gaze).
Johnny C, and here I thought I was special ’cause my dice go all the way up to 12.
We have dice that go up to 11.
“I enjoy making sure that all of you have to look in the mirror”
In Foehammer’s mirror, when a philosopher looks in, an ape looks out.
Awe, shucks!
That’s cute.
I won’t miss toejammer. He’s no Bruce.
Foehammer,
My concern about you, your ideas and your fans is that you and your leaders are turning the United States into a War Nation whose only purpose is to kill every muslim on the face of the earth in a global world war. Basically you are falling for the islamists most absurd fantasies and chosing the worst possible path to a better tommorrow.
It amazes me that anyone of your education level could fall for such simplistic and apocalyptic thinking. And yet, looking at the republican primary, you are in good company, the 30 million 27%ers are ready and willing for Armageddon.
That you can only see your fellow Americans who disagree with you as nothing less than traitors doesn’t bode well for the future of the Republic either.
The United States has faced dozens of enemies that wanted to destroy it. Yet now, against all tradition and logic, the USA must embark on multiple pre-emptive wars of annahilation to be safe? You know that last nation state that tried that was Germany from 1867 to 1945; it didn’t turn out too well. The USSR also tried something more subtle but just as ambitious from 1945 to 1985; they imploded. And yet this is the path America “must” follow? Do you not look in the mirror and see your own insanity?
Repent and for the love of NASCAR, Apple Pie and God, smarten the fuck up.
The Looming Tower by Lawrence Wright is a good place to start.
“[T]o protect myself, my friends, my family, my neighbors and my associates from the very real danger of retaliation for the truth I deal with here on the Anvil.”
And they say some of us Libtards have the tinfoil helm on too tighly…SHEESH!!
Methinks Fudgy needs to up the size of his helm a size or three.
You know that last nation state that tried that was Germany from 1867 to 1945; it didn’t turn out too well. The USSR also tried something more subtle but just as ambitious from 1945 to 1985; they imploded.
Even if Foehammer and his ilk did get your point, they see the US as superior to all others therefore, we would couldn’t possibly fail.
Why would anyone take seriously anything posted in such a manner as your style always submits to the page?
It’s so great to start the day off laughing!
From one of Fauxhammer’s recent posts:
“it’s far more dangerous to be an American born-and-bred today then it is to be an illegal crossing our U.S. border or a Muslim entering Europe.”
Riiiight. We all know how easy it is to be an illegal immigrant in this country. And a Muslim entering Europe? Those guys get free medical care, which totally makes up for all the racism and living-in-ghettos thing.
Don’t you just love the Comic Gold achieved by the juxtaposition of this:
Those that must seek the illusion of Liberalism in order to hide their own cowardice, ignorance and self-serving natures are truly beyond being reasoned with.
You are in love with lies, otherwise you would take the time to educate yourselves and find out why I ever took the time to construct the Anvil in the first place. That never occurred to you though, did it? Of course not.
Followed immediately by this:
You revel in personal insults, attacks and attempts at either
This guy is great!
And the bonus line:
You just can’t find better Teh Funny.
We are ignorant of Islam, but Foehammer is the one wetting his pants over a book teaching Islam.
For the record, I think Islam is just as flawed as all the Abrahamic religions. It’s too authoritarian and patriarchical at its roots. But I see the same in Christianity and Judaism. It’s just that those religions have developed a secularization, while Islam hasn’t. Anyway, I know some Muslims, and they haven’t beheaded me. Therefore I can logically say that not all Muslims are out to behead me.
to protect myself, my friends, my family, my neighbors and my associates from the very real danger of retaliation for the truth
It’s always so embarrasing when my foes pants me in front of the neighbors.
Why are the “patriots” on the right (who protray themsleves as being “tough”) always the biggest bed-wetting pansies?
Plus, thinking that a book that tells teenagers to trust their hearts and not religious leaders is going to create jihadists is ridiculous. That’s like saying if I start going to Quaker services I’ll end up bombing abortion clinics.
Actually the sudden comic appearance of Foehammer distracted me from my initial reaction was to be appalled at the commentor-parent who was so proud of her little 12 year old budding skinhead.
“Oh, Johnny’s out with his friends, stomping some Pakis! He’ll have worked up a big appetite when he comes home for dinner!”
Right on, man. Right on. From hate of Islam you spin it into “hatred of people from different cultures.”
Cuz, like, how could you possibly think that just because they hate Islam, they’d EVER hate other cultures?!
Yes, every evening when I head out to class, I get in the back of the van with the other students, and we cover up with rugs and lie real still. The coyote drives cautiously, but you never know when the van is going to break down on the side of the road and we’ll all have to wander out into the desert and die of thirst. And always, always the threat of being gunned down by the border patrol on University and MLK Blvd. Don’t even get me started on the risk of being detained before Torts class and thrown in the slammer without access to legal representation.
Compared to that, those Messicans got it made.
I know some Muslims, and they haven’t beheaded me. Therefore I can logically say that not all Muslims are out to behead me.
Oh come on. They could be biding their time.
I know some Muslims and they try to be friendly! Nefarious buggers.
hey, light tinted skin in itself doesn’t mean much, so it must have been some Islamic demand that made him stand out.
It was the mustache.
Spouse was re-watching “Borat” last night and I stepped in while Borat was talking with the red-neck at the rodeo who told him that it was his mustache that made him look Islamic and made people want to kill him; if he shaved off the mustache, the guys said, he’d look Eye-talian, and they wouldnt’ want to kill him.
XTC called it
No Thugs in Our House
The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the line;
The husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying their cushion-floor;
His viscous poly-paste breath comes out, their wall-paper world is shattered by his shout,
A boy in blue is busy banging out a headache on the kitchen door.
All the while Graham slept on,
Dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted to
“No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear.
We made little Graham promise us he’d be a good boy.”
“No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear.
We made little Graham promise us he’d be a good boy.”
The young policeman who just can’t grow a moustache will open up his book,
And spoil their breakfast with reports of Asians who have been so badly kicked,
“Is this your son’s wallet I’ve got here?”
“He must have dropped it after too much beer!”
“Oh, officer, we can’t believe our little angel is the one you’ve picked.”
And all the while Graham slept on,
Dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted to.
“No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear.
We made little Graham promise us he’d be a good boy.”
“No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear.
We made little Graham promise us he’d be a good boy.’
They never read those pamphlets in his bottom drawer,
They never read that tattoo on his arm.
They thought that was just a boy’s club badge he wore,
They never thought he’d do folks any harm.
The insect-headed worker wife will hang her waspies on the line;
She’s singing something stale and simple now this business has fizzled out;
Her little tune is such a happy song her son is innocent, he can’t do wrong,
‘cos dad’s a judge and knows exactly what the job of judging’s all about.
And all the while Graham slept on,
Dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted to.
“No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear.
We made little Graham promise us he’d be a good boy.”
“No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear.
We made little Graham promise us he’d be a good boy.”
But what the heck are waspies?
I enjoy making sure that all of you have to look in the mirror and recall how much contempt I justly hold you in
I enjoy it too. Just last night I was washing my face when I caught that old twinkle in my eye and I remembered how much Foehammer loathes me.
But really, oozing-ventricled liberals that we are, we should have a little more sympathy for the poor man. Is there anything sadder than an authoritarian bigot who has no power whatsoever over his “inferiors”? No matter how much he despises the black-hearted Muslim and Mexican hordes, no matter how clearly he sees that they are conspiring to destroy everything that he treasures, his pure-minded white brethren just can’t see the danger that they are in.
I just hope that he gets help before God tells him to go be a martyr, or he ends up living under a bridge shouting at cars. Actually, I’m not that liberal. I just worry about that first thing.
But what the heck are waspies?
I’m imagining a cute line of black and yellow mesh lingerie by Cosabella. With underwires.
Blowhammer’s comment section is the gift that keeps on giving (if you consider rank ignorance a gift):
Why is it that we celebrated Christmas, Easter and other occasions, uninterrupted for generations, never expecting or dreaming to give up the norm. Christians were never expected to alter the Christmas season in any way by Jews and likewise Christians never imposed on Jews to alter their celebrations. As a matter of fact, each respected the traditions of the other.
So, the experience of Jews in America was an unbroken string of tolerance, acceptance and celebration, unhampered for generations by their loving, Christian brothers. I can’t summon the snark to overcome that level of willful ignorance.
Leonard Pierce said,
October 17, 2007 at 6:51
Hey, the last time we busted on Fudgehammer, he came over here and entertained us for hours. That’s more than I can say for thinks-she’s-too-good-for-us Michelle Malkin.
Bravo, Mr. Pierce!
Why is it that we celebrated Christmas, Easter and other occasions, uninterrupted for generations, never expecting or dreaming to give up the norm.
What’s that all about? Have the Mexlamofascists pre-emptively launched the War on Easter ahead of schedule?
It’s a re-run, but since Foehamsammich is looking on:
I shall give you my sincere advice: First to set fire to their synagogues or schools and to bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them. This is to be done in honor of our Lord and of Christendom, so that God might see that we are Christians, and do not condone or knowingly tolerate such public lying, cursing, and blaspheming of his Son and of his Christians.
Second, I advise that their houses also be razed and destroyed.
Third, that they be forbidden on pain of death to praise God, to give thanks, to pray, and to teach publicly among us and in our country. They may do this in their own country or wherever they can without our being obliged to hear it or know it. …
Fourth, that they be forbidden to utter the name of God within our hearing. For we cannot with a good conscience listen to this or tolerate it, …. [W]e must not consider the mouth of the Jews as worthy of uttering the name of God within our hearing. He who hears this name-from a Jew must inform the authorities, or else throw sow dung at him when he sees him and chase him away. And may no one be merciful and kind in this regard, for God’s honor and the salvation of us all, including that of the Jews, are at stake!
Fifth, I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews. …und so weiter…
You just keep on keepin’ on with yer Intra-Abrahamic squabbles there, Fudgy.
My 12 year old son hates Islam with a passion
The sweet innocence of childhood hatred! It starts as only a glimmer, precious and fragile, like a tiny seedling of flame. Sheltered from the shrieking winds of tolerance, carefully nurtured with loving lashes by papa’s belt, it grows into a manly, Christian fire.
Christians never imposed on Jews to alter their celebrations. As a matter of fact, each respected the traditions of the other.
But now that the wingers have declared the War on Eid al-Fitr, all bets are off, is that it?
Speaking of that: Recently the Rhode Island State House lit up pink for breast cancer research. Since they’ve never lit up for prostate or testicular cancer, this is clearly another example of male oppression by feminazis. Diseased feminazis, no less!
Whereas, back in the halcyon past wherein only white male Christian landowners could vote, that was because they were the only ones worthy of the franchise!1!…
A winger is a(n alleged) person to whom “heads I win, tails you lose” is a valid method of coin-flipping.
Acrannymint– Excellent. There’s a You Tube of them singing it.
All: Which of these was uttered by the SwankMaster 2002 on its shakedown run at the factory, and which by Foehammer:
“You should be happy to be of such mental persuasion that most of you are incapable of understanding what traitors you are to your own nations, cultures and futures.”
“You revel in personal insults, attacks and attempts at either, even when it is useless and trivial.”
“Those that must seek the illusion of Liberalism in order to hide their own cowardice, ignorance and self-serving natures are truly beyond being reasoned with.”
Ans. It’s a trick question. They’re all by Foehammer. Take that, unconvincing artificial life forms.
Daniel Henninger says that Foehammer rhymes with Mohammed. ’nuff said.
I went to Fudgehammer (curiosity will poison my mind yet), and all I can say is that you have to love the Google ads there:
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Why Mommy is a DemocratThe book George Bush doesn’t want your kids to read! littledemocrats.net
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I wonder if Fudgie has noticed? It seems to me like he’s collecting his thirty pieces of silver……..
Why do these dorks always sound like ComicBook Guy from “the Simpsons”? Even when they write? I mean, do they do that on purpose or what?
Foehammer is fun. Note the post before this one in which he announces he will no longer be tolerant of dhimmitude, apparently meaning he will no longer tolerate dissent. Next post: ridicule of the notion, expressed in the Islam-for-kids book, that Islam ever tolerates dissent.
It’s just that sort of flexibility and creativity that makes him tremendously entertaining. Does he have a link allowing a tip? Does Amazon sell cheeto-scented hand lotion?
Speaking of that: Recently the Rhode Island State House lit up pink for breast cancer research. Since they’ve never lit up for prostate or testicular cancer, this is clearly another example of male oppression by feminazis. Diseased feminazis, no less!
Whereas, back in the halcyon past wherein only white male Christian landowners could vote, that was because they were the only ones worthy of the franchise!1!…
Yes, but we like da boobies.
My network’s filter is blocking “The Anvil” as a gaming site. What exactly is going on there?
It’s amazing, Foehammer actually created the written equivalent of the metal singer Cookie Monster voice. If he ever does a blog-on-tape he’ll have to get James Hetfield to record it.
I’m seriously impressed. He should shout “Fools!” more though.
But the previous thread is made of win. Especially the comments here, as Coelecanth found above, but it needs a requote:
The writer is *sigh* from Canada, another Little Steyn. As a Muslim (and a Canadian) I attend the Operatives Meetings with my head hung low, because I have not yet succeeded in making any of you my dhimmis, nor are any of you paying me my fair share of jizya yet.
Come on, give a guy a break! Just a little jizya? At least a couple of the women as wives? Nothing?
I posted this over there. Amazingly, an hour later, it’s still up.
Do they get it? Sadly, no.
I do like the small type a the top saying “Boycott Islam.”
I for one will never buy another Islam ever again. And besides, the new Islams just aren’t the same quality as back in the day.
From the “About Foehammer” section: “Who is Foehammer? Am I rich? Am I poor? Am I black or white, Hispanic or otherwise? Does it matter? I work from anonymity for one primary reason, but not the only reason; and that primary reason is to protect myself, my friends, my family, my neighbors and my associates from the very real danger of retaliation for the truth I deal with here on the Anvil.”
. . .
(and for the record, I’m guessing “white”)
White, butt-ugly, jr. beer-gut, paranoid, delusional, mildly depressed, and in need of an increase in his meds.
Waspies are waist corsets by the way. Brilliant social observation by Partridge because even in 1980 or whenever, you’d need to have been ultraconservative to wear them.
Foehammer? I have a serious question for you:
If you are so certain that Muslims are out to get us; that they’re going to take over the country the second the vigilant folks like yourself look the other way, how do you live? I really want to know how you can go to the grocery store, go to work, or even go to the gas station. I mean, since Muslims are pretty much everywhere you’re going to be (like that credit card)… Do you live in a purely-white gated community that doesn’t allow Muslims, work from home, never leave the house, and have all of the staples delivered (by someone that’s also provably non-Muslim? Or do you hold your nose and do everything as quickly as humanly possible so you can get away from Them?
I’m honestly curious, so please, tell me.
We co-existed for years, Judeo-Christian values being the norm. Now we are pressured to give up our culture, its values, our way of life.
Anyone else ever notice that it’s “Judeo-Xian” only when the Xians want to coopt the Jews for that appearance of “big tent” tolerance? Well listen up: This year, if you think you can throw all of YOUR work on us during December –“because you Jews don’t celebrate X-mas anyway,” you can all take a freakin’ hike.
Mandos,
i loved the comment below that one, linking to a website called don’t forget 1389, or sum such shit. It references the last fight the Sebrs put up against the Turks in present day Kosovo and gets so much wrong I though it was parody at first. Even died in the wool Serb nationalists (and i know a few) wouldn’t endorse this view of history.
god, I’m almost as illiterate as Fudgehammer today, and I don’t have a BA in English
Keep smearing and hatin’, because it aint gonna save ya. In Iran in 1979 as they screamed death to America, the lefties were the first to be strung up. Good luck.
Qur’an, 17:16-17 When we decide to destroy a population, we send a definite order to them who have the good things in life and yet sin. So that Allah’s word is proven true against them, then we destroy them utterly.”
Qur’an 8:7 “Allah wished to confirm the truth by His words: ‘Wipe the infidels out to the last.’” (Qur’an 5:72 defines “infidels” as Christians and Jews)
….and about 164 other prescriptive verses calling for violence holy war.
The same shit’s in the Bible, moron. Now, why haven’t you enlisted?
How does comparing the bible explain away the violence mandated in islam? It doesn’t and theres no comparison.
And you are right, I should inlist, but I would do it only to defend my country from this scourge. Not because it makes my opinions any more or less valid. Lots of inlisted people believe in what they are doing, so I assume you would respect that.
Qur’an, 17:16-17 When we decide to destroy a population, we send a definite order to them who have the good things in life and yet sin. So that Allah’s word is proven true against them, then we destroy them utterly.”
This one’s pretty obviously God explaining Sodom and Gomorrah-like destruction.
Qur’an 8:7 “Allah wished to confirm the truth by His words: ‘Wipe the infidels out to the last.’”
This one’s about specific acts of piracy that Muhammad was allowed to commit, and it’s not a universal prescription.
(Qur’an 5:72 defines “infidels” as Christians and Jews)
Nope. That’s a portion of a bunch of verses in which Christians are comparitively well-treated, if you bother to read it. They sure don’t like Jews though.
Ok.You should tell that to the jihadis who see it as very universal. And then maybe can you explain why a muslim would kill a school teacher in Thailand, or school girls in Afghanistan, or behead girls in Indonesia or blow up a wedding party in Jordan? 10,000 terrorist attacks across the world since 9/11. I guess I’m crazy, but see a disturbing pattern there somewhere.
I know, George Bush.
Ok.You should tell that to the jihadis who see it as very universal.
No they don’t. They use other verses for that.
Look, we’ve established that you don’t know what you’re talking about and that you don’t have the courage of your convictions anyway. Of what use are you to anybody?
That about sums it up. Insult someone and you magically win the debate. Clever.
That about sums it up. Insult someone and you magically win the debate. Clever.
When you have a debate with someone let me know.
Not so much a debate, just trying to work out why a muslim in Thailand would feel the need to cut a Bhuddists head off. And not the other way round.
Not so much a debate, just trying to work out why a muslim in Thailand would feel the need to cut a Bhuddists head off.
You’ll find that the general answer to this question is “because he’s an asshole”.
“When your Lord revealed to the angels: I am with you, therefore make firm those who believe. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them.”
I guess the asshole got it out of context huh.
So, John, assuming you really are interested in an honest debate unlike all previous trolls in the history of mankind:
Your position seems to be that all Muslims are evil because their sacred text calls for them to do evil things, and your proof is the fact that some Muslims actually do those evil things.
So, then, would you also agree that all Jews, Protestants, Catholics, Mormons and Hindus are also evil because their sacred texts call for them to do evil things, supported by the fact that some Jews, Protestants, Catholics, Mormons and Hindus have actually done those evil things? I would assume so, in which case I’d guess that we can skip over any discussion of why Muslims are bad and move on to the solution phase: How We Can Eradicate Religious Faith.
I guess the asshole got it out of context huh.
Again, this is the story of a specific battle, not a specific command, just as the OT contains the story of Moses and the Midianites.
Personally I’m quite hostile to Islam over and above most other religions and I think the Koran’s a violent and awful book, so we agree on this small point, but it’s like agreeing with a mental defective that Bugs Bunny is fun. Everything you post shows that you’re an idiot and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
Please consider the fact that there are a billion Muslims and they generally want to go about their business in peace and don’t chop off the heads of every non-Muslims they see. Do you know how many Iranians there are in LA for god’s sake?
Bubba, all those seemingly peaceful, westernized Iranians in L.A. are sleeper agents. They’re just waiting for the secret code word from Allah Central, and then BAM! They’ll go on a decapitating spree the likes of which southern California has never seen. I explain it all in my forthcoming book, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Mahgreb.
“…just trying to work out why a muslim in Thailand would feel the need to cut a Bhuddists head off.”
Well, you’ve come to the right place. Why, the greatest minds of the modern age are gathered around this blog trying to figure out the answer to this very question. Just watch and learn.
Deuteronomy 17:2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
17:3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
17:4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
17:5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
There’s more than the one passage, too, you know.
Yeah Rufus, of course I know why, I know islam is the only ‘religion’ that has military terms of engagement and describes in detail how to deal with the enemy. There’s no equivalent of jihad doctrine in the bible. Jesus turned the other cheek, mohammed waged wars, married a six year old and raped three women. Quite a role model wasn’t he?
Brain dead freaks like Bubba will never get it.
Yeah Rufus, of course I know why, I know islam is the only ‘religion’ that has military terms of engagement and describes in detail how to deal with the enemy.
John, you don’t know shit and demonstrate it over and over again.
Aurelius Augustinus, Augustine of Hippo, or Saint Augustine (November 13, 354 – August 28, 430) was a philosopher and theologian, and was bishop of the North African city of Hippo Regius for the last third of his life. Augustine is one of the most important figures in the development of Western Christianity, and is considered to be one of the church fathers. He framed the concepts of original sin and just war.
Whoops, meant to italicize my grab from Wikipedia.
Again, wtf has any of that got to do with islam?? But keep going, I’ve enjoyed watching you hang youself.
And Bubba, just a word of warning. Your pathological denial and cognitive dissonance regarding islam could be lethal…
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Again, wtf has any of that got to do with islam??
Nothing, it’s got to do with you not knowing shit. Catholicism beat Islam to rules of war by hundreds of years.
islam is the only ‘religion’ that has military terms of engagement and describes in detail how to deal with the enemy.
Deuteronomy 13:
Joshua 8:
Or is Christianity a religion rather than a ‘religion’?
Kudos to Fats for the Christianity-beating pile-on.
It’s revenge for 18 years of Sunday School. Read the Bible, you say? Sure, but only the funny parts.
Cocks! Heh heh heh.
Who hath sent forth the wild ass free? Yea, the bands of the wild ass who opened?
Oops, left out the attribution; Job 39:5. Despite all his troubles he made sure 4th graders would have something to laugh at for millenia to come and had the foresight to anticipate the arival of John at Sadly, No!
Fats should use the contemporary translation:
1 So say some d00d comes up 2 u An sez ‘check out dis bukkit, is teh awesome’2 and ur liek, ‘hey, dat is awesome bukkit!’; but then he’s all like, ‘awesome bukkit = work of LOLrus – can has worship?’3 u should be all like, ‘DO NOT WANT’, cuz is rly ceiling cat quizzin u4 Iz teh Ceiling cat u must follow, and him u must revere. Keep his harbls and ohbay him; srv him and hold fast to his cheezburgers.5 (also need to kill that dood, because he is a hater and pwnin haterz keep ceiling cat happy)
6 Now say ur BFF Jill is all liek, ‘iz secret: ima worship dat awezum bukkit too!’7 (dis be not ceiling cat’s bukkit but rather false bukkit)8 u be all like ‘STFU Jill! I not listenin’9 BTW Pew Pew Pew! (dats me pwnin Jill: is OK–she non-buhleevin)10 also, use stonez = is bloodier11 den all teh other kittehs be all like, dat look painful. Ima stay away from dat false bukkit.
12 Now dat false bukkit in ur city,13 convertin ur kittehs14 & ur liek, ‘O RLY?’; and u find ‘yEs RLY’. Wut u gonna do?15 Smite! (Use sharp sword. Yes even teh moo cows)16 L00t! Burn! (yes, even teh l00t)17 and Ceiling CAt’s all liek, “thanks! u are blessid with PENIS GOES WHERE? n cookies n stuff cuz i promised ur dadz”18 but dat’s only b/c Ceiling Cat lieks all dis smitin on teh haterz.
“Young racists and bullies learn from their model parents. The fact that she keeps her mouth shut while he spews hatred against Muslims in front of her tells me everything I need to know.”
Gee what “race” did I mention with the religion of Islam? What pathetic drivel.
Last time I checked there is Asian, African, Oriental, European Muslims…these silly claims of my racism over a religion that is anything but peace is insipid nonsense. My son simply sees what you cannot…imagine that. The belief system of Islam is responsible for terrorism because it’s doctrine against un submissive “infidels” [anybody who is not a Muslim] is quite clear…terrorize, butcher, dhimmi status for all.
How about examine Islam for what it is based upon it’s action and its own cleric’s & imam’s declarations, not some Islamic media Taqiyya. ANYBODY who refuses to submit will be dealt with the same hand. My refusal to accept their dominance means I’m racist? ROFL
Of course all the anti-Christian rhetoric cannot seem to venture into the New Testament by which Christians abide under a “new covenant” [testament means covenant btw]. The typical quoting specific commands given to the Hebrews in their covenant, which gentile Christians were never under doesn’t surprise me at all. The word context is would help the ignorance on here.
“Christians are dangerous when they do not obey the bible….Muslims are dangerous when they obey the Quran”.
See if you can figure that out.
The word context is would help the ignorance on here.
Dumbass yes be SoteriA is obvious.
Oh please, Christians quote Leviticus to excuse anti-gay prejudice all the time, and the Bible has been used by Christians to excuse the murder of homosexuals and abortion providers more than once.
You’re right about one thing: whoever called you a racist used the wrong word. They should have said you’re a bigot, bursting with pride that your son is becoming one, too. There, happy now?
“Oh please, Christians quote Leviticus to excuse anti-gay prejudice all the time, and the Bible has been used by Christians to excuse the murder of homosexuals and abortion providers more than once.”
Ahh yes the unspecific accusation of Christians murdering gays. I’m sure it has happened in isolated incidences …and how many mainstream bible believing churches endorsed these actions as “Christian duty”? Yes the act of homosexuality is condemned in the OT and the NT….but besides this point where does the New Testament justify murdering gays? I guess my point stands despite this so called responses.
Oh and I’m a “bigot bursting with pride” because I reject a religion that responsible for over 9,000 acts of terrorism in the last 7 years….treats women with abusive second class status…and happens to regularly murder gays openly? What you failed to even understand [even after my quoting me exactly on here] is I never forced my opinion on my son…he came to the correct decision concerning Islam because he decided to think for himself and observe their behavior, without swallowing the usual PC media whipcream trying to disconnect fundamentalists who are more obident to the Quran than the so called peaceful ones. So who is actually defining the religion?
People toss around the word bigot like it is a indefensible accusation…by this definition [in the manner you use it] you are just a bigot opposing my beliefs. I guess you are a anti-Christian bigot that is willing to defend a religion in Islam that demands submission against your will, and gives it’s followers the right execute judgment upon you for simply choosing your own belief? Should I even ask you if you comprehend Sharia law over someone who refuses to become a Muslim? Funny how the most tolerant and diverse nations on the planet are those who have a deep history tied to Christianity. Go take a nice vacation in Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria [and many other Islamic nations] announcing you are gay and oppose Islam on a street corner.
And then come back and tell me about “real Islam”…how peaceful and tolerant it is.
“the word context is would help the ignorance on here.
Dumbass yes be SoteriA is obvious.”
Obviously then you would understand quoting the bible without context is quite dumb too?
What you and yours haven’t noticed is that we aren’t endorsing Islam, we’re mocking your shitheaded response to it. And indeed you are a shithead.
[btw I did notice my mistakes]
If you are such a intelligent one then why the ad-hominem? It seems my “response” has no real rebuttal here.
If you are such a intelligent one then why the ad-hominem?
That’s the effort you’re worth. Go back up to the top of the article and read yourself talking about how hate is such a positive development and then run that Christian bullshit by yourself again. You’re simply a dolt.
how many mainstream bible believing churches endorsed these actions as “Christian duty”?
And without pulling the information ex recto, how many mainstream mosques do? Listen, the point is that both religions have in their holy texts parts that can and have been misused to justify wrong. You are perfectly willing to shrug off the parts of the Bible that do and the churches who emphasize them as aberrant, at the same time you insist Islam as a whole is tainted. That’s irrational intolerance, which is indefensible. That your son has followed in your footsteps is no great surprise, as you’ve apparently brought him up to be irrationally intolerant. Good night.
“Wow! If pre-adolescent children are able to spontaneously manifest a deep-seated hatred of people from different cultures, with little or no prompting from their parents, maybe there really is hope for the world after all. I don’t know about you all, but I feel very optimistic for mankind tonight.”
Funny I am the one addressing the topic in which I’m quoted…and the response from you?
“You’re simply a dolt.”
Yes hating a insane belief system is a positive development. A religion that has zero tolerance of co-existing with a free democratic society, hating it is the only option.
…the response from you?
“You’re simply a dolt.”
“You’re simply a dolt.”
I heartily agree with this sentiment expressed about SoteriA and marvel at its pithiness.
“And without pulling the information ex recto, how many mainstream mosques do? Listen, the point is that both religions have in their holy texts parts that can and have been misused to justify wrong. You are perfectly willing to shrug off the parts of the Bible that do and the churches who emphasize them as aberrant, at the same time you insist Islam as a whole is tainted. That’s irrational intolerance, which is indefensible. That your son has followed in your footsteps is no great surprise, as you’ve apparently brought him up to be irrationally intolerant. Good night.”
I’ll compare the words of Jesus to Muhammad any day and we’ll see what kind of behavior is justified and what isn’t. After all “Christian” means Christ imitator/follower. What did Jesus tolerate…and what didn’t He tolerate? If you actually knew anything about the Quran you would understand non submissive people who oppose Islam should be terrorized. And what did Jesus tell His followers about people who rejected the gospel?
“Shake the dust off your feet and move on”? Matthew 10:14
I’ll compare the words of Jesus to Muhammad any day
Compare all you like, nitwit, you’ll live by neither.
I’d be happy discuss my personal commitment to live out the commandments of Jesus with you if you so desire. Here is one of them…”pray for those who despise you”
Father, reveal to this person the light of the glorious gospel…reach deep inside by the power of the Holy Spirit and manifest your love for him…thank you in Jesus’ name, amen.
There is one of the teachings of Jesus I live by…care to retract the accusation???
Not at all.
He said pray for those who persecute you, right after he said love your enemies. Your “love” consists of spreading lies, judging and condemning all Muslims because of the worst elements while refusing to use the same yardstick to measure Christians, and bringing up your son in the same sort of hypocritical, Pharisaical behavior. You are not an idiot, you know better than to claim the name of Jesus for your hate, as you know better than to continue in it.
btw, the elder of the Hafiz siblings who co-wrote the “American Muslim Teenager’s Guide”, Yasmine Hafiz, a senior at Xavier College Prep, was named a 2008 Presidential Scholar and plans on attending Yale in the fall.
Wonder what kind of bright future that 12 year old bigot has?