Learning From Mecca

You’ll never guess the latest thing the ridiculous Muslamonazi hordes are upset about this time.

It looks like some new construction in New York resembles the Ka’aba, and so offends the unwashed Islamic rabble, ignorant fools that they are.

Honestly, how silly. What kind of idiot would get worked up just because some construction looks to them like a holy Islamic symbol?

Glad to see we’re all so much more reasonable here in the civilized West.

 

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A Clutch of Pearls…

 
 

I’m waiting for our wingnuts to recommend an invasion of Panama:

Reuters PANAMA CITY — Learning Mandarin could soon be compulsory for schoolchildren in Panama to ready the Spanish-speaking nation for China’s growing importance as a trading partner.

Panama’s National Assembly will next week debate a bill to make Mandarin Chinese lessons obligatory in all government-run primary schools in the trade-dependent canal nation.

…Panama has no diplomatic relations with Beijing but China has major interests in its transport and shipping sectors.

 
 

Well then, there’s only one solution. Sadly, and with great reluctance, we must kill all the muslims…

mikey

 
 

I’m reminded of my idea for a restaurant called “The Shellfish Pig,” which would serve only shellfish, pork products, and food items such as pepperoni pizza and chicken kiev. The building would be in the shape of, and decorated like, Solomon’s Temple. I couldn’t get any financing, though, for some reason.

 
 

“The Shellfish Pig”

An excellent name for a stock market blog. Speaking of witch, err which.

 
 

When I saw MEMRI behind this story I became suspicious. Did the Mossad hacks at MEMRI create the original website/story to stir up Muslims so that MEMRI would have an Islamofascist hate story to tell?

 
 

In other news, it’s Julie Annie!

Giuliani said Clinton’s initiatives were going to be paid for by raising taxes. “She wants to spend money like George McGovern, and she wants to raise taxes like Walter Mondale,” Giuliani said, invoking two past Democratic presidential nominees who did not win the White House.

“I will put more money back in your pocket,” said Giuliani, who voted for McGovern in 1972.

Copyright© 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

 
Incontinentia Buttocks
 

Sadly, and with great reluctance, we must kill all the muslims…

Well, if they’d just be willing to tell Glenn Beck how to tell teh killer Mooslims apart from the relatively harmless fellow-traveller Mooslims, then perhaps we could kill the first group and pass the others over to Malkin for teh internment.

 
 

While normally I’d say its a coincidence, Apple really made a mistake by naming Mecca.

Ahh, they’re all foolish fool.

 
 

We need to get Alec Rawls on this right away! He’ll be worth tons of laughs.

Plus, he needs all the work he can get while he works through his Doughy Pantload Syndrome (self-publication of his seminal work has been pushed back.. again! Poor Alec! ;o))

 
 

Did the Mossad hacks at MEMRI create the original website/story to stir up Muslims so that MEMRI would have an Islamofascist hate story to tell?

As I recall when this came up last year, MEMRI “declined” to provide a link to the site when asked. Also, Apple says it never referred to the store as “Mecca”.

http://www.techweb.com/wire/ebiz/193200754

“Fish for dinner last night, Marge?”

 
 

Wow, Rufus. I feel your pain. I could never get my pizza place–Cheeses Crust–off the ground, either. And the image of You-know-who on the box, carrying a pizza instead of a cross, and done in the same crummy style as the stereotypical Italian chef or Tower of Pisa that other pizza places use–ah, it would have been priceless.

A friend of mine wanted to open a place called “Hitler’s Big Biscuits,” which would basically be Cracker Barrel only with Nazi and Klan paraphernalia instead of the CB’s country clutter. Food would be essentially the same. Only with, you know, really big biscuits. Now, my friend wasn’t a Nazi. He just like biscuits.

 
 

Do lady authors publish ovarical works?

 
 

Liked. Liked biscuits, he did.

 
 

Hmm, except now I see the current link actually comes from the Iranian government?

Well, maybe it is real. Maybe it’s I who doesn’t exist.

But I drink, therefore I am.

 
 

What a bunch of fucknuts.

That is all.

 
 

Oh, wait, that’s not all:

BOO!

Fucking bedwetters.

 
 

Tom Tancredo thinks we should nuke 59th street

 
 

Pam’s all over this, of course.

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2007/10/bostom-rocks-th.html

And her commentators are genocidal, as usual. To wit:

Stupid moslems. “Hajaur al-ass-wad”, or “the turd of allah”. When I saw the picture of all those ragheads gathered around the Ka’baa all I could think of was “One bomb would get them all”….. Ka’baa go KABOOM!!!

Posted by: Timur | Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 08:48 AM

 
 

Pam’s all over this, of course.

Well, she’s prolly still pee’d off about TEH EEVIL NAZOMOOSLIM hate school opening awhile back, so she has to lash out at something.

I’d really hate to be her dog.

BTW, I have to comment here more often – when I do, it seems there are usually half-a-dozen new posts the next day and my wit and wisdom (*snort*) are lost. Just think of me as the Tony Robbins of S,N! – annoying and weirdly proportioned.

 
Sadly, Cambridgeport
 

Yeah, considering that it is actually called “Mecca” I would guess that it is a deliberate invocation of the Kaaba, but I doubt that it is meant to be offensive. It is sort of like Oregan Chai promising “Nirvana in a cup” or “Heaven”, that gay club in Chelsea. Invoking religious symbolism for secular marketing purposes is as old as Santa Claus.

It is ironic though that they don’t see the parallel between their own weekly outrage bulletins and this. So using the Last Supper for the Folsom Fair MUST BE STOPPED, but the Kaaba, which is sacred, is actually sacred, is fair game.

When zealots fight amongst themselves, secular humanism wins!

 
 

Ifthethunderdontgetya:

“Do lady authors publish ovarical works?”

I’d think those would be periodicals.

 
 

And therein you have the seeds of a great work…

mikey

 
Sadly, Cambridgeport
 

As I recall when this came up last year, MEMRI “declined” to provide a link to the site when asked. Also, Apple says it never referred to the store as “Mecca”.

Damn. Good link. Hey that is a good trick there, MEMRI. I’ll bet we could have a good time manufacturing a shit storm with the fundies too. That is, if they would quit parodying themselves by beating us to it.

 
 

I could never get my pizza place–Cheeses Crust–off the ground

I tried and tried to sell my concept for a restaurant chain, “Binges ‘n’ Purges”, a modern day vomitorium. I think it was my “All-you-can-eat special” idea that discouraged investors. And it was only on Wednesdays!

 
 

A friend of mine was starting up a new online enterprise storage company. He asked me if I had any thoughts about a new company name.

Hmmmm. Thought about it and thought about it.

Decided to take a more “scientific” approach.

Let’s see. Wanna reflect the future, growth, innovation. So what’s bigger than “Mega”?. “Giga”? Nah, not enough. What’s bigger. “Peta? Really? Cool. Let’s go with that.

Now, hmm, exactly what are we storing? Bits? Bytes? Nah. Content? Nah, that’s silly. Directories? Shut up. No, I’ve GOT it!! Files. We’ll store FILES! That’s what we’ll do.

So let’s see. That would make the name…

PetaFile!!

Dammit, I think that’s a winner…

mikey

 
 

PetaFile!!

Not as good as my plant food idea. You’ve heard of Miracle-Gro? Well, my product will make your plants grow knee-high! That’s right:

Knee-Gro.

Well?

 
 

A friend of mine wanted to open a place called “Hitler’s Big Biscuits,” which would basically be Cracker Barrel only with Nazi and Klan paraphernalia instead of the CB’s country clutter. Food would be essentially the same. Only with, you know, really big biscuits. Now, my friend wasn’t a Nazi…

Given the cholesterol-filled goodies served at the Cracker — buttered ham biscuits with milk gravy, sides of mac’n’grease, boiled limas, and grits! — serving it to Klan sympathizers could actually be construed as counter-racist. Those good ol’ boys who didn’t keel over from heart attacks would at least be forced to buy king-sized sheets, which are way expensive…

 
 

I saw the most deranged commenter in the history of the t00bz (which is saying something) in a thread about that 9/11 memorial. Did you know the memorial is nearly almost exactly approximately roughly 2.6 degrees away from facing MECCA!!!?!?!onety-one!? Or that if the monument in the centre was a slightly roughly completely different shape, it would be approximately precisely roughly the similarly same shape as a mihrab?!!?!?

The best part was when people pointed out that the memorial design was chosen from thousands of competition entries, and the crazy poster said that in that case, the Islamonazis must have found a way to rig the competition.
“Look, Achmed! The infidels are having a competition to design a 9/11 memorial!”

“Yes, Faisal. Our spies on the judging panel are already in place. Now fetch me my crayons!”

 
 

Hey, Jills! So–you’re a front page writer now! Very nice. Congrats, etc.

 
Herr Doktor Bimler
 

I could never get my pizza place–Cheeses Crust–off the ground, either.
My venture into the entrepreneurial world of fast food involved deep-fried sausage meat on a stick, a bit like Corndogs, but to distinguish the product from similar snacks, I used two sticks.

Need I say that the Jesus-on-a-Stick franchise was ruthlessly crushed by the forces of repression?
If necessary, I will scan the publicity photographs.

 
 

I saw the most deranged commenter in the history of the t00bz (which is saying something) in a thread about that 9/11 memorial.

That would be this thread here, which I was proud to have participated in.

 
 

Have you guys seen the uproar over at LGF and Michelle Malkin over the Empire State Building’s owners (private, mind you) deciding to light the building green for the end of Ramadan ?
It’s pretty funny – I keep forgetting how insane and STUPID their commenters are.

Apparently no one thought to actually check the ESB official site (which I did) to find out just how often they light the building up in different colors.
(It’s fairly often – including Christmas and Hannukah).

I also finally found the meaning of “dhimmitude” – all along I thought it was a deliberate misspelling but NO, we in the US are under Sharia Law !!!

 
 

Destroyed during the great flood, Abraham, assisted by his son Ishmael (who was then in Mecca with his mother Hagar) is said to have been instructed by Allah to rebuild the Kabaa.
This is just a terrible, terrible sentence. Abraham was destroyed during the great flood? Fortunately, recognizing the dangling participle is now part of the SAT, so maybe in five or ten years we won’t be seeing that as often.
Also, couldn’t Hagar just, you know, have a ro-beast do it?

 
 

The Apple store at 5th Avenue is called “Apple Store Fifth Avenue”, or something similarly direct. The article’s “quotes” around “Mecca” are probably “scare ‘quotes'” rather than “quotation ‘quotes'”. Possibly, though, they are pair’s of stray apostrophe’s.

 
 

Little Green Footballs, eh? I wonder what the LGFers (or should I say “Al-Jaffars”) intended to convey by choosing that particular color.

 
 

I don’t understand these intertubes sufficiently to post a link, but if you click on “The funniest commercial ever” link on the YouTube link that was left by ifthethunderdontgetya, you won’t be sorry. Warning – Not work safe.

 
 

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This post is fabulously thought-provoking. You are a very thought provoking author.

 
 

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