Jerry Springer paid for a hooker with a check?!

Now, that’s funny!

I hope that’s just a good voice actor in that first one. I would hate to think there is some kid out there who believes her mother killed her sibling for no good reason.

That first ad? Gag.

Thanks, I was already nauseated from the migraine. That pushed me over. Jesus Fucking Christ. There damned well *should* be a full court press against the fuckers who made that one, but, I feel compelled to point out, *not* the kid. The kid’s gonna need therapy.

Thank you for the Pammy tape, that has just ruined my day.

Does she have any self awareness at all, or any editing skills, for that matter, what a tit.

“mommy went to the hospital. Now I don’t have a little sister.”

OK. Let’s rewind.

“Mommy went to the hospital. She got sick there. They couldn’t make her well. Now I don’t have a mommy or a little sister.”

Yeah, no shit. Meanwhile, that ad’s script is not far from “Mommy bleeds once a month and she’s unclean!” or “Mommy tempted Daddy with the apple and brought original sin into the world!”

It ain’t child abuse if mommy is forced to bear an unwanted baby as long as said baby starves instead of thrives on government assistance.

Duh.

I might suggest the Catholic Church for reluctant mommy, but they’re as fiscally conservative as Republicans.

Or the ever classic, “Mommy is too assertive, causing me to confuse gender roles and dooming me to a life of AIDS-ridden homosexuality followed by eternity in hellfire”

[Scrolling by at bottom of screen: Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife… Ephesians 5:22-23 ]

That Rudy ad is something else. Are those the kids who won’t speak to him anymore?

It’s my day off, and I did laundry and had lunch at a Thai restaurant and did the dishes and bought Colbert’s book. I’ve also been surfing the Net and I’ve been here and I’ve been at Daily Kos, but I haven’t commented much because, God damn, what is there to say.

The evil of conservativsm speaks for itself.

“The evil of conservativsm speaks for itself.”

Actually, the fact is, you have it backwards. THhe ugly mask has fallen off to reveal the even uglier face of bias and hate of the liberal agenda of universal healthcare, homosexuality, leftwing communist economy and laziness. No more insentive to suceed, liberals just want to suck off the government teet. Well, here in the heartland, we see through you and your hate bias, we support Truth and Freedom and America at all times, no wonder your Congress is so unpopular, far more than Bush, who is still more respected and moral than Clinton was even at his “best”.

“The evil of conservativsm speaks for itself.”

Actually, the fact is, you have it backwards.

“Itself for speaks conservativsm of evil the?”

Fake Gary, you aren’t funny anymore. New shtick, plz.

Yes, ruppert, its true that universal healthcare leads directly to homosexuality.
Every republican preacher snorting crank off a hustler’s bum or plunging the depths of his (bleached!) sphinctor with a uniroyal two ply coated twizzler and a duet of squeaking wet suits; got started with free childhood vaccinations.
q: how can you tell there’s a republican under two wet suits and dildo’ed keester?
a: he’s wearing a flag lapel pin.

liberals just want to suck off the government teet.

Jeez. I read that as “liberals just want to suck off the government FEET!”

But that must be because I was just reading about wetsuits.

Hey guys, you know, the circumstances may be sort of funny, and the hypocrisy is great and all, but still, a guy died. The fact that he died doing something he felt a need to keep secret because his own identity was so structured around condemning it kind of makes it more sad, in a way.

Plus it’s not like hypocrisy about sex (or paraphilia, or whatever) is a rare story.

Thank you, Gary, fake Gary or whoever you are for proving my point.

Because violence is wrong, it would be wrong to kidnap Paul R. Nelson, implant an embryo into his abdomen, and force him to carry it till viability or face trial for baby-murder. However, contemplating a world where the Secret Brotherhood of St. Gerard* commits such unlawful assaults against godly men whose only crimes involve the abuse of women and children already born… well, such contemplation takes me to a Happy Place.

*Celibate monk and patron saint of pregnancy. Not kidding.

Jerry Springer? Was that really necessary?

If no one succeeds, who will pay the taxes that fund the government’s ample, soft, perfectly formed, perky breasts, with the twin nipples, Social Security and Medicare, Fake Gary? And, of course, a barbell piercing of the Military Industrial Complex. Rawr.

I mean, I know Republicans don’t like the idea of womens’ mammary glands (or any other female bits, really), and much prefer other men. And boys. So it’s understandable why you’re not used to making analogies about them.

What? He started it!

Whoa, Annie Laurie. I viewed the Da Vinci Code and it was just too close to that post for comfort.

IMDB hates America. “Plot Synopsis” is helpful, my ballz!

“I was so sad when Straw Mommy aborted my Straw Sibling at the Straw Hospital for Evil Ladies. Luckily, I am actually a grown voice actor who also does a lot of work for Perverted Justice.”

Paid for by Citizens with Eyes Tired from Rolling.

The possibility that a fetus has at least a 2% chance of being morally lobotomized into a Republicanimaniac cult shall ever remain the number one reason to actively seek abortions.

Even retroactively, with coathangers.

(in his defense) the fact that he paid with a check shows he really didn’t know what he was doing though

The ugly mask has fallen off to reveal the even uglier face of bias and hate of the liberal agenda of universal healthcare, homosexuality

Who do I hate because I want everyone to have health care? Who do I hate because I think homosexuals should not be hated for being homosexuals?

Who do I hate because I want everyone to have health care? Who do I hate because I think homosexuals should not be hated for being homosexuals?

This is one of those twisty head-games like “liberals are intolerant of intolerance, therefore tolerant.” Liberals don’t like haters’ hate, therefore they must hate haters, therefore they’re haters. And since haters hate everybody, liberals as haters hate everybody because they don’t like people who hate everybody.

Like that!

The Abortion ad would have been more effective with virtually any other procedure, but considering that so-called “partial birth” abortions are/were used almost solely in cases involving the welfare of the Mother and/or a non-viable fetus, it strikes a bit hollow.

Vitter- Changing the kid, in light of his purpoted fetish is just too rich.

Pammy- “They invaded” WTF, look let’s just overlook the par for the course usage of “they” as if Muslims or Arabs or whatever she means represent a homogenous mass rather that a diverse body, the invaded part is just crack-tastic, I mean she’s right when she talks about being attacked, but being invaded, does she not understand the meaning of the word (especially in the context in which she used it– if you’re holding tightly to the definition rather than the common usage you could arague that any attack on the homeland is an invasion, or to take it to an even more absurd degree any attack at all- invadng personal space and what not) or is she intentionally undercutting her point by laying out the case for the resisting in Iraq from the point of view of the Iraqi’s.

“liberals are intolerant of intolerance, therefore tolerant.”

Oops, I meant “therefore intolerant.”

BTW, what would be a cooler band name:

a. Michelle Malkin and the Stalkers
b. All Liberal Kids Want for Christmas is Massive Head Trauma
c. Faster Mommy, Die Die!
d. Electric Meat Pope

D. Aristophanes:

Polyurethane Anal Penguin?

D. Aristophanes ~

How about: “Michelle Malkin’s Unhinged”

“The Rightards are Alright”

“Stalkin’ Malkin”

“Michelle Malkin and the Anchor Babies” (I like that one)

– No Cat Scans ‘Til Brooklyn
– Suffer, the Children
– Bleed Out Boy
– PhuckUiGotMine

[…] Meanwhile, back at the criticism of Democrats who gave the kid a forum, apparently that’s not confined to the Democrats. […]

Michelle and Her Malkintents…

Michelle Malkin and the E Street Prowlers.

Who do I hate because I want everyone to have health care?
Jesus and Republicans, not necessarily in that order

Who do I hate because I think homosexuals should not be hated for being homosexuals?

Six-pound, eight-ounce baby Jesus. And Christians

Off topic- In Rainbows, Radiohead’s newest, is now out for dl. Check yer emails, folks.

I weep for the republic. Politics siphon of revolutionary energy, which would be better used in class warfare. I am too old and infirm to man the barricades, and the poor, the workers, and the young are too inert. Things will change once I have found the correct arming and ranging spells for my Adamantine Poniard of the Ruby Sun of Dehydration. The rivers and streets will be clogged with the husks of wingnuts.

Socraticsilence, don’t try and make sense of Pammy, your head will explode.

Hey, yet another chance for me to link to Every Sperm Is Sacred! It’s just such a catchy tune: I know I’m gonna be humming it for days.

Pammy will not allow her use of words to be confined by these concepts you call ‘meanings’ and ‘definitions’.

the even uglier face of bias and hate of the liberal agenda of universal healthcare, homosexuality, leftwing communist economy and laziness

Wow. You make it sound like something bad.

Laziness rocks.

Nothing makes Merkins skeered better than a taxpayer-funded PSA featuring cute kids talking about a terrorist attack.

Thank you, Homeland Security! I think I’ll just crawl back to bed and pull the covers over my head.

From the Rudy ad:

“When I first met Rudy he seemed storng and gentle .. and I liked that …”

Then she found out what an asshole he is. OMG, priceless.

p.s. Jerry Springer not only paid for a hooker with a check, but with a City of Cincinnati check.

Not sure if anyone else posted this, but Malkin made the New York Times

I preferred the world I knew before I watched these videos

I was a volunteer inS pringer’s campaign when that story came out (82?) We used to tell people it proved he was honest, after all, how many hookers will take a check???

God, we had lush hair in the ‘seventies.

.. seriously, that first ad made me feel ill.

Can’t see the videos here at work, so apologies if this is a repeat. If’n I recall all this correctly:

Tom Reynolds was the head of the NRCC before and during the Mark Foley scandal. Lots of questions about what he knew and what he covered up in order to keep Foley and his cash in line.

Reynolds had his own race to run in 2006, and here’s what he did at a press conference during that race.

Oh, hey! From that NYT link that FGFM provided:

One critic, in an e-mail message to Graeme’s mother, Bonnie, warned: “Lie down with dogs, and expect to get fleas.”

I’ll be under my desk, throwing up for a while.

Anne Laurie: the patron saint of wronged wives is St. Monica. Heh.

Re pervy Republicans, by their deeds shalll ye know them – here’s the GOP sex crimes list from Armchair Subversive. It’s a long, sickening rollcall of abusers..

Palau: Even funnier when you remember that St. Monica is known mostly for having birthed the famously anti-carnal, anti-female St. Augustine. Maybe Augustine couldn’t quite claim that his mother was a virgin, but by God, if she’d only had Augustine’s wise counsel to guide her, she would have stayed one!

Augsutine’s ‘give me celibacy but just not now’ (I paraphrase wildly, but what the hell, the whole bible is one big paraphrase) is almost enough to make up for his being such an asshole. Almost – but not quite.

Give me celibacy,
After I’m dead,
But, until then,
Give me h—
[ THWACK!! ]
-OW! Hey!!

Hey guys, you know, the circumstances may be sort of funny, and the hypocrisy is great and all, but still, a guy died.

On the bright side, he died doing something he loved.

That’s all the information i needed, I planned to have an industrial piercing one day, now i know what is Industrial Piercing all about.