Operation Irafi Freedom

Hilarious. And sad:

In The Know: White House Announces ‘Everything Is Great In Iraf’

 

Comments: 14

 
 
 

The fact is, the LIEBERAL media is totally ignoring the success story that is Iraf.

Kevin?

 
 

Dirty hippies!

Wow, you LIEBERALS are just really pissed that George W. Bush’s strategy has turned Iraf into a democratic paradise that you are just steaming in your own sauce.

Ha ha, dirty hippies! Now the Islamofascists are going to lose, and that really burns your bonnet!

See you later, dirty hippies! I have a life and I have to go to work, but I’ll be back in ten minutes to taunt you again.

 
The Rev. Al Sharpton
 

Just say my name and racism disppears.

Gotta go! Here come the media! Time to speak for all blacks and all liberals!

 
 

I knew if we tied Iraf to the roof and hosed it off when it pooped itself, everything would be fine.

That’s leadership! Obama would have freaked out and driven into a ditch.

LOOK! I already said, No more questions on Blackwater. What is it with you people?

 
 

More make-up! Sweet Jesus, I look 100 years old!

 
 

Does your favored Republican candidate suffer from 9-11 Tourettes?

 
 

Kill me now! I can’t wait to start shooting them ducks in heaven!

 
 

Fantastic as this is, you just KNOW that somehow the right-wing blogosphere, and its five community braincells, are going to grab it and…basically say all of that, but mean it.

 
 

Isn’t that just like a dirty hippie! Nimrod Gently can’t stand it that the Bush Doctrine is working in Iraf, so he has to say that people who don’t agree with him on Iraf are stupid and only have “five community brain cells” for the whole community.

(See what a nice guy I am, hippy? I fixed your typo by putting a spcae between brain and cell. Free of charge. But you won’t appreciate because you just accept the nanny state welfare state to take care of you so you can be a dirty hippie!)

It is really burning up your dirty hippies that Iraf is such a success!

 
 

Can I help?

 
 

Easterbrook’s latest kooky paragraph at The Poor Man:

And if you’re tempted to say, “Gregg, at worst this is just cheating in some dumb football games,” here’s why the affair matters: If a big American institution such as the NFL is not being honest with the public about a subject as minor, in the scheme of things, as the Super Bowl, how can we expect American government and business to be honest with the public about what really matters?

I dunno, how can we expect the government to stay so clean?

 
 

You know that kid you went to grade school with that everyone made fun of and terrorized, but he actually deserved it because he was such a sniveling shit-wit? Meet Gregg Easterbrook. Every time I see TMQ even quoted I want to give him an atomic wedgie.

 
 

Real funny moonbats, why do hippies smell? so that the blind and deaf can hate them too.

 
 

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