In other news, I’m totally a six foot tall, 185-pound, lantern-jawed mass of tanned muscular beefcake with 4 Ph.Ds, 9 Pulitzers, 3 Peabody’s and yacht.

What?

That’s what I planned. Look! I wrote it down, and everything, so that makes it not only realistic but inevitable.

Ah, Rod Dreher. Rod is best known for–well, he’s not known at all, but he did write a book about “crunchy conservatives,” which seem to be ultra-right-wing zealots who eat organic and are good about recycling.
Dreher started out as a Methodist, then converted to Catholicism; a little over a decade later, jumped ship for the Eastern Orthodox church. It’s anyone’s guess which religion he’ll spring for next, but you better believe that faith is a critical part of his life–he and his family don’t celebrate Halloween, apparently because of something an exorcist friend told him.

His greatest claim to fame, though, is that he is a man so dumb that Jonah Goldberg can plausibly belittle him.

Now that’s rough.

“Hooty”

Love it!

Jesus Christ, these pants pissers are fucking pathetic. No wonder they want big bad George Bush to protect them.

A dozen Islamic bankers rule the world from a secret lair miles beneath Swiss mountains.
It’s trooooooooooo.

Dreher explains that the Muslim Brotherhood means to destroy the United States from within

You gotta admit, that *is* the best way to destroy the United States.

Actually, Johnson looks like one of those guys who used to become a shoe salesman so he could look up ladies’ skirts. It would have been a safer outlet for him, actually…

The world is controlled by a dozen Islamic bakers? Hmmm.

Yes they use the blood of gentile children to bake matzohs.Umm,what’s arabic for matzoh?

Yes they use the blood of gentile children to bake matzohs.Umm,what’s arabic for matzoh?

Arabs are pretty good at pastries so if I’m gonna eat some chopped-up kids LET THE BAKER BE MUSLIM!!

That picture is funny.

Mmmmmm, baklava!

Do you know what’s better than baklava? Eating baklava…in a balaclava!

Hard to get it in your mouth though?

Nice link to Pantload, Trileteral Chairman. I think we can now see where J. G. got the idea for his latest (or just plain late) subtitle. Y’know, “From Hitler to Whole Foods.”

His most famous, though not really his most constructive, passage was his assertion that “From almost any page of Atlas Shrugged, a voice can be heard, from painful necessity, commanding: ‘To a gas chamber — go!'”

And not just because from almost any page of Crunchy Cons, a voice can be heard, from painful necessity, commanding: “To your local organic food co-op — go!”

Many of these people turned against Halloween when they were forced to eschew candy & razor-bladed apples for those UNICEF boxes. Or when the home-owners had to give nickels & dimes for dirty furrin children.
Wonder what Rod’s house looks like the morning after? Soapy windows & toilet paper, we can only hope.

# Mandos said, September 15, 2007 at 4:37
Do you know what’s better than baklava? Eating baklava…in a balaclava!

How about eating kibbeh… in a keffiyeh!

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