What Happened To That Kid They Used To Have?

This is weird.

It’s like the Jackson 5, except with Michael Jackson on vocals.

 

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Is that like the Victory Tour Redux?

 
 

I had another vid up for a few minutes, but this one is the Motown special in ’83.

 
 

That’s not Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson is white…reallly white.

 
 

At this point, there’s like a whole generation for whom Michael Jackson has always been a punchline or a punching bag. I like the reminders that he used to be hot ‘n’ sexy.

 
 

Someone should tell them their guitars aren’t plugged into anything.

 
 

That sucks. The songs are too fast and the guy’s voice has no strength. To Michael’s credit he is not molesting a child during the performance.

 
 

Q. How is Michael Jackson like Wal-Mart?

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A. They both have boys’ pants 80% off.

 
 

Oh, the sartorial horrors of the 80’s.

Cropped bolero jackets with tails? Puh-leeze.

 
 

“Spangly beer-league softball uniform” ain’t good either.

 
 

Cropped bolero jackets with tails? Puh-leeze.

Sigh. Looks like I’m dropping another bag off at Goodwill this weekend.

 
 

Sigh. Looks like I’m dropping another bag off at Goodwill this weekend.

Oh, shit, I’m sorry. No, no, it looks great on you. I didn’t mean to, aw, shit…

Sorry man. Those spangly plastic jeans are totally you.

 
 

I like watching white people clap along. Its’ so….painful looking.

 
 

All “pop” music sucks, because it’s, well, “pop”-ular.

 
 

That clip is awesome….I forgot how talented the Jackson 5 and Michael in particular were back in their heyday. I also forgot that Michael used to be black.

 
 

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