Jesus christ in a hot air balloon, that chertoff is one scary lookin dood.

He shows up at my door, I’m just gonna go quietly…

mikey

Leaving lepidoptera – please, don’t touch the display,
little boy, aha cute!

Moving to the next aisle we have
arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection.

This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black
Widow. Isn’t she lovely?.. and so deadly.

Her kiss is
fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
that it attacks the central nervous system causing
intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
and, finally.. death.

You know what I think I love the
most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
species she kills and eats him – *laugh* oh, she is
delicious.. and I hope he was!

Such power and dignity
– unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

Looking at those first two, I can feel the man-love in the air. Perhaps it was just too much for Gonzo, being so close to his Prince but yet unable to act on their love.

Damn, Chertoff is gonna scare the little kiddies at the DOJ with that skeezy mug of his.

Liberal LIES. Those pictures were CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!! Curt at Flopping Aces has the scoop, and totally non-tortured analysis on how because Bush did not turn Abu Al Gonzales into St. Michael Chertoff, Gonzales never even lied to Congress or ever did anything wrong. In fact, these fauxtography lies also prove that the surge is working!

I hate liberal liars/

Well, hey, maybe if Allawi can’t land his old job….

I nominate Ann Coulter. She’ll prove that it CAN be worse.

Yay! It’s our homeland security man. He did such a great job with Brownie making Katrina a bigger disaster. Bigger is gooder, no?

Hey, maybe Mike Brown can take over at Homeland Security!

Oy! All that’s missing in that first photo is a tile wall for a background and you’d get the full effect of the swordplay this picture presently only hints at. And one of them clutching a $20.00-bill in his teeth, to complete the,”scene”…

um, shouldn’t Bushie’s hand be petting Chertoff’s baldness?

Chertoff would make an excellent Attorney General. Hopefully the liberals won’t obstruct his nomination.

With the news of another Democrat fleeing (John Kennedy in Louisiana), that’s another Senate seat that the GOP will win.

Strange how Sonny Perdue gets at least a dozen Democrats to leave the Democrat Party, but that’s not news.

But Kathleen Sebelius is hailed as some mastermind for getting 3 Republicans to switch.

Granted, Sebelius won because she hid her liberalism. There isn’t one example of a liberal Democrat being honest about his positions in a red state and winning.

Conservative Republicans win in blue states by being honest all the time. Such as Rick Santorum, Tim Pawlenty, and Don Carcieri.

But Liberal Democrats just can’t win by admitting that they truely favor aborton on demand, a total ban on private firearm ownership, surrender in the War on Terror, higher taxes, and gay marriage.

Looking at those first two, I can feel the man-love in the air. Perhaps it was just too much for Gonzo, being so close to his Prince but yet unable to act on their love.

Obviously, Chimperor had already been sated by Jeff Gannon and Karl Rove’s two-man double team, and was too exhausted to even perform the ceremonial cock-slap on his most favorite Mesikun, let alone re-imagine the Riding of Gonzo’s Ass by Senate Democrats into something wholly unfit for C-Span.

Slacktivist wins for best line today.
“If Attorney General Alberto Gonzales says he resigns, can we believe him?”
Teh funny.

Fake Gary is just trying to hard. Take a breather; you can’t force the wingnut. It has to come from the soul.

Bush’s laser beams remind me of William Steig’s “Shrek!“

That Chertoff photo bears an uncomfortable resemblance to the Gentlemen, the scariest freakin’ monsters evah on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

But Liberal Democrats just can’t win by admitting that they truely favor aborton on demand, a total ban on private firearm ownership, surrender in the War on Terror, higher taxes, and gay marriage.

Personally, I’m voting for the candidate who stands for gayness on demand, a total ban on the war on terror, surrender on private firearm ownership, higher abortions, and taxed . . . uh . . . marriage, I guess. But Gary was close.

these guys are just like buggers….ya think you’ve flicked ’em away, but they’re not really gone….just stuck to another finger.

they. never. leave.

Thanks for the Vincent Price / Alice Cooper reference, RB. The words he speaks are true.

Chertoff reminds me of Taggart, the character Matt Freuer plays on “Eureka”

http://www.scifi.com/eureka/cast/jim/

So the Washington Post has decided that Chuck Colson is fit to lecture me on morality. Will Gonzo have to wait several decades, or can we just ordain him now?

The New Adventures series sees Skeletor with a new costume, an armored chest, cybernetic implants and a pink cape. [link]

Now we will be prosecuted based on the soundness of Chertoff’s digestion. He and Bush seem to share a fondness for using their intestines for decision making purposes.

I can’t wait.

And ThinkProgress has the best Chertoff photo ever:
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/08/27/chertoff-incompetence/

I hope we get an AG who outlaws Christmas, like we liberals have been fighting to do for decades, and all non-gay marriages. In fact, everyone knows that the Constitution says that it is a crime for women to not have abortions, and they should be administered in the public schools. Finally, as a secularist, I hope the new AG unilaterally surrenders to the Islamocommies and helps institute Shariia law (after the Christians and Jews are all beheaded of course).

I dunno, it might be interesting to have an actual Dementor running the Justice Department for a while.

“In fact, everyone knows that the Constitution says that it is a crime for women to not have abortions, and they should be administered in the public elementary schools.”

Fixed.

I will subpoena the blood of your virgins.

Look at the bright side – with Gonzo out, the Senate will be able to tee off on the eventual nominee (I’m not convinced that Chertoff wants to sit in the Hot Seat and face questions about just whatinhell he’s been doing over at Homeland Security) and see if they can sweat his nuts enough to actually open some of the contempt proceedings against various other Bush admin officials.

He won’t of course. But his refusal will be an “event” that the short-attention-span TV weasels can focus on, and it will tangle the Bushies up in enough attention-distracting muddle that it might take a few clock cycles away from their ongoing efforts to turn the U.S. into a contemptible banana republic/oligarchy/slave state.

I wonder if Gonzo will ever dare to travel internationally … his name on the “torture memos” could be the sort of thing that would lead to him winding up in leg irons at The Hague, for being a sort of round-faced Eichmann. Not the main bad guy, but certainly one of the chief enablers…

One of life’s little pleasures is knowing that Jay Baybee and John Yoo can not travel abroad without fearing arrest. Unfortunately, however, this means that they just stay here and fuck with us.

I wonder if Gonzo will ever dare to travel internationally … his name on the “torture memos” could be the sort of thing that would lead to him winding up in leg irons at The Hague,

Have you been wiretapping my fondest dreams, wordyeti? And can I see the warrant?

I nominate Judge Roy Moore to the post.

Righteous Bubba:

These words he speaks are true
We’re all humanary stew
If we don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

For a minute, it looked like he was lobotomizing Alberto, like the Justice Lords Superman did to Doomsday. But then again, what would be the point of that on a purebred sycophant like Al?

I was soooooo hoping the third picture would have Gonzo’s head exploding a la “Scanners.”

PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF ATTORNEY GENERAL SKELETOR

The question of Skeletor’s head has not yet been settled.

I wonder if Gonzo will ever dare to travel internationally …

All the way to Paraguay, on the Bushs’ private escape plane. As Dubya said Sunday morning: “Hey Fredo, them virgin mojitos ain’t gunna serve *thimselfs, y’know!”

Oh, God. Robert “Chinstrap” Bork has just posted a mind-bogglingly delusional article on National Review Online. There’s quite a lot to comment on, but my favorite quotation is this:

“[Former AG] Richardson, though a highly regarded veteran of several Cabinet posts, was required not only to promise a special prosecutor, but to name his candidate and to draft a charter satisfactory to the Judiciary Committee, guaranteeing the man’s independence. Though the man named, Archibald Cox, performed well….”

I just don’t know what to say.

Great,now we have Skeletor as AG.My head hurts…

“But Liberal Democrats just can’t win by admitting that they truely favor aborton on demand, a total ban on private firearm ownership, surrender in the War on Terror, higher taxes, and gay marriage.” I support the war but hate the troops if that makes yeah feel any better.My head hurts…

Damn Nimrod you beat me to it.Curses!

I hope the new AG unilaterally surrenders to the Islamocommies and helps institute Shariia law (after the Christians and Jews are all beheaded of course).

Imposing Sharia is all well and good, but only if it doesn’t interfere with the mandatory LSD distributions and all-night bestiality festivals that are an essential part of my Maoist political agenda.

I feel a cultural revolution coming on.Oh,no that was just my heartburn.Sorry.

I wonder if Gonzo will ever dare to travel internationally … his name on the “torture memos” could be the sort of thing that would lead to him winding up in leg irons at The Hague….

Forget the torture memos. It would do Gonzo a world of good to experience one of those public, not-quite-body-cavity searches performed by the TSA.

When does Carol Merrill unveil the Medal of Freedom?

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