Reynolds, Reynolds, Reynolds, Reynolds, Reynolds, Reynolds, douchebag, douchebag

Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp,
Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp,

CHEETOS! CHEETOS!

Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, Beauchamp, (etc)

I feel the need to provide this link, for the shorties

Mitch Albom — In his sports column, he described alumni players at a basketball game who were not even there.

Wow, that is so much worse than saying Iraq has 500 tons of VX nerve gas and working ties with al-Qaeda.

Wow! That failed! try this one

Been a while since I heard that one.

Stunningly effective use of repetition – signature device to piss on!
Stunningly effective use of repetition – signature device to piss on!
Stunningly effective use of repetition – signature device to piss on!
Stunningly effective use of repetition – signature device to piss on!
Stunningly effective use of repetition – signature device to piss on!
Stunningly effective use of repetition – signature device to piss on!

LOL!

The fact is, Liberals repeat anti-American lies to try and make them facts, it is not working.

I like pie.

I think it’s pretty clear, if it weren’t for Scott Beauchamp, we would have won the war, and we’d all be partying in Iraq…

The fact is, Gary Ruppert is a fucking douchebag.

I’m trying to figure out what exactly Putz is arguing here, ’cause the piece he links to has a list of 62 “journalistic” malpractices across 15 years most of which involve plagiarism or making up stories. It covers people as diverse as History’s Greatest Menace, Jimmy Carter and teh emblem of teh left, Ward Churchill.

But the point of it? I guess we’re supposed to trust Glenn Reynolds rather than people who correct their errors.

Althouse! Althouse! Aaaalthouse!
oooooh it’s Althouse…..

I have developed a model of Gavin’s comedic mind which accounts for the variation in his blog posts with an r-squared of 0.99. Here it is:

Gavin(x) = 6y + e

Applied to any initial input x, this model captures the full range of Gavin-related output with amazing accuracy.

(1) Nothing is true.
(2) ????
(3) Everything is permitted!

Thanks. I feel much better about that term paper thing 40 years ago.

I have developed a model of Gavin’s comedic mind which accounts for the variation in his blog posts with an r-squared of 0.99. Here it is:

Applied to any initial input x, this model captures the full range of Gavin-related output with amazing accuracy.

If you’re going to do fake math, don’t make it functionally meaningless. It’s not funny that way.

All it does is make your readers (or at least one reader, me) think “What the fuck is that supposed to represent?”

Ok, that’s it. I’m gonna get all geeezzed up, go kidnap a prominant wingnut, bring them back to my secret lair in an undisclosed location (alright, it’s alviso) and waterboard teh fucker repeatedly until he or she tells me, clearly and unambiguously just what exactly these Beauchamp/Jamil/altered smoke events tell us about the world, Iraq, reportage, blogs and truth.

They crow about the event like it means something very important, but they won’t come out and say what it means.

Hmm, much like “victory in iraq”. They insist upon it, but they won’t say what it is. Or what it resembles.

It is on!

mikey

Gavin(x) = 6y + eieio

Gavin(x) = (6y + eieio)^lol/(yaketysax)

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

So, uh…

…Do you really expect me to follow that link to Renoylds?

functionally meaningless

and therein lies the power of the model…

Gavin(IP) = 6y + (captcha/2?)

mikey

mikey ,

you have a secret lair in alviso? Is that near the taco truck or in the old cannery?

I’m betting it’s the cannery.

LOL!

I haz ip captcha!

LOL!

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Fucking deadbeats lolling around sucking up air a good person could breath.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

until he or she tells me, clearly and unambiguously just what exactly these Beauchamp/Jamil/altered smoke events tell us about the world, Iraq, reportage, blogs and truth

It means that the 500-some-odd Kurds who were blown to smithereens yesterday were actually not killed in a struggle over northern Iraqi oil resources but were killed by drooling evil mutant freedom-hating Sunnomoslebolshifasciomooninites driven by psychic eminations from the Lidless Eye Of Ahmadinejad and that’s why we gotta nuke Tehran before we’re all forced to wash before praying and cut each other’s heads off.

See? Simple.

zsa.

One word.

Baylands.

Shhh….

mikey

Apropos of nothing, does anyone know what’s wrong with the comments RSS? I can get the feed to download in a browser but my feed reader refuses to load it. Is anyone else having problems?

By the way, Bush still has not sent me that $38 billion for my anti-Sun particle beam to help defeat the Islamoheliofascist menace.

He’s just totally unserious about defending this country, I tell you. That horrible thing in the sky has killed once already yesterday – how many more must die before he wakes up to the threat!?!eleven

See if I ever vote for him again.

Not that I ever did, of course, but it’s the principle! FILTHY BUUUUSHES! WE HATES IT! WE HATES IT FOREVER!

Tack för en mycket trevlig blog.

The fact is, Liberals repeat anti-American lies to try and make them facts

You mean like “another 9/11 type terrorist attack would be good for our country”?

Can you get more anti-American than hoping terrorists attack America?

The fact is, if there was another attack, it would likely be on a liberal place and it would cause the liberals to shut up, so I guess it would be a positive.

Dancing Badgers!

Perhaps you’ll attract the dangeral perfessor.

Tack för en mycket trevlig blog.

Translation:

robble robble bullet robble Beauchamp robble dhimmitude robble robble Vienna robble sacks o’ sand robble!

By the way, did you guys know everyone’s favorite bedwetting Wal-Mart Mom is still trying to get that second five-minutes-of-fame?

You do understand Gary, that by even talking about another terrorist attack it will be your fault that it happens?

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/footy/

Me, I prefer this one.
And I want an England jersey.

Aww, is Gary being fluffy again?

Mikey, be careful now, El Wingnuts will read this thread, and be away whining; “teh liberals want to torture us now”, next thing you, it will be appearing on Malkin, backed up by Allahpundit and quoted on Fox News, and then the spotlight will be on you.

Where will you bury the bodies then?

“The fact is, if there was another attack… it would be a positive.”

Spoken like a true patriot.

In honor of Bedwettin’ Annie I humbly submit this.

But careful she doesn’t see it, or she’ll have to go on FAUX News and whine about it.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/footy/

“ninjas and lasers and gold”

I love that.

Oh, hell, as long as I’m dropping stuff off at random, this is the best academic analysis of the Cold War era I’ve seen.

Bet you didn’t KNOW Stalin was actually a superdeformed anime character.

It looks like Antsy Annie may have fallen off the wagon again. I’ll see if I can get in touch with her sponsor.

urg. pls stop linking to that strange small island of morloks and cyclops.

on another point – am watching tom friedman on pbs-charlie rose — and all i can thing is “what a douche bag.”

“i checked my politics at the door on iraq” – vomit

“you can’t ‘tivo’ history … you can’t tivo history” – eyeroll

“dont throw good money after good money” – eat me.

The Gary Rupperts of my youth have been lost to immigration policy. We had none of this addressing the topic, or providing follow-up, or furnishing links!

NO! The Garry Ruppert I knew never took a care to the post or the thread. He learned early that links were the devil-liberals’ workshop!

Bone-cringing logic. Syllogisms too appalling to sustain. Blind, self-confident pig-ignorance. These were the tools of the One True Gary.

These are sad times. The True Gary has been deported. His father killed by pirates. Although, his job has been kept in this country by a Heritage graduate, it will be a long, long time before this new knave hears the call, descends into the abyss, and takes up again the mantle of Gary Ruppert.

I wonder, will his supervisor, Sanjay, be able to help with his transformation?

I dunno Mo…….mixing “the fact is” with an IF/THEN statement is kind of telling in itself. How can something hypothetical also be factual?

This lesser Gary Ruppert simply cannot reach the bar set by the masters that were before him. Sad. Sad.

“The fact is, if there was another attack… it would be a positive.”

Spoken like a true patriot.

Nothing shuts a person up who accuses wingnuts of wanting another 9/11. . . like saying you want another 9/11. Well played, Gary, well played!

pajamas media blog in this guy’s future?

WASHINGTON—A career U.S. diplomat indicted this week for sending threatening, obscene messages to an Arab political organization has retired from the foreign service, the State Department said Thursday.
Patrick Syring retired last month, about a year after he allegedly left racist and intimidating phone and e-mail messages with the Arab American Institute, but before his Wednesday indictment on federal charges of threatening and violating civil rights laws, spokesman Sean McCormack said

The only thing that would be better than another terrorist attack would be an endless string of them.

and therein lies the power of the model…

If it’s meaningless, then your model has no power to represent anything else except perhaps for the mushy, pale stew that represents the wingnut brain.

The only thing that would be better than another terrorist attack would be an endless string of them.

That would show all the pacifists and layabouts and socialists in this country that George W. Bush was RIGHT!

And what would you liberals have to say then?

Liberals.

Hmf.

Gavin(IP) = 6y + (captcha/2?)

Gavin(3*bonghit) = 2y + (Ace/snark) + (Schilling-sock)

((( IF mikey – singlemalt THEN mikey + wingnut = waterboarding)))

One of his accounts, supposedly demonstrating the dehumanizing effects of the Iraq war on him and fellow soldiers, occurred in Kuwait before Beauchamp even entered Iraq. Other parts of his writing are likely false, and if not, constitute military crimes on his part. In fact, his anonymous writing from a war zone is likely against military rules. This story is currently unfolding.

Amazing! An admission that the only thing demonstrably in error was just about a location, then a blanket claim that the rest of it is probably false (no evidence required). But if it isn’t false, then he’s guilty of military crimes!– btw anyway the REAL crime was that he wrote about it at all.

Gotta love the wingnut logic.

about sex -something you didn’t know-

http://polcovnicu.blogspot.com

Malcovich!

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“The fact is, if there was another attack, it would likely be on a liberal place and it would cause the liberals to shut up, so I guess it would be a positive.”

I find your views intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

intriguing is the new black!

The Fact Is the new pink

“I dunno Mo…….mixing “the fact is” with an IF/THEN statement is kind of telling in itself. How can something hypothetical also be factual?”

For your own good – NEVER try to wrap your head around wingnut logik.

I remember the glory days:

tasteless said,
August 10, 2007 at 18:38

Dude, I’m just kidding, although I do think you should have left the comment up. You have a great site here.

Of course that was before the Great Captcha Incident which proved that the site was Not So Great.

live action badger!

That would show all the pacifists and layabouts and socialists in this country that George W. Bush was RIGHT!

Right about what? That if you choose the incorrect battleground and let al Qaeda regroup in Pakistan, you failed to take the fight to our enemies?

If anyone is being a pacifist when it comes to terror, it is George W. Bush. He is giving them another chance to attack us, even when they themselves considered 9/11 to be their great way to ‘go out’ and achieve something historic.

Dude, I’m just kidding, although I do think you should have left the comment up. You have a great site here.

Heh-heh, yeah. Shame if anyting wuz ta happen ta it.

about sex -something you didn’t know-

http://polcovnicu.blogspot.com
1

Hi! Im in yr thrd spmng mah blog

kthxbai

Actually, Bogdan, I didn’t want to know.

I remember going into a municipal courtroom years ago and seeing a sign crudely taped to the front of the judge’s bench that said “Always tell the truth so that you will never have to remember your story.” Beauchamp (or whateverthehell his name is) is going to have a fine time trying to remember this tale. It is reminds me of the tale of the woman trooper who lied about being raped.
The lies all undermine the truth that needs to be told. And it is sort of like the little boy crying wolf.

And it is sort of like the little [frat] boy crying wolf WMD.

Fixed!

It is reminds me of the tale of the woman trooper who lied about being raped.

Yeah, I remember that one too. The one that proved that women are never ever abused, harassed or raped in the US armed forces. Yeah, thank goodness for that, eh?

mikey

How can you spam the comments by pointing to a site in another language?

Doesn’t that dude know that American is the only language spoken here (none of that Frenchy British, that’s for sure).

And as far as the trolls go, I agree.

They’re like school on Saturday- No Class

What’s with the uptick in troll traffic, anyway? Which asshat wingnut Pointed them here?

So to the trolls, I say:

I like pie.

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! etc.

You lolligag your way to first, you lolligag your way to second. You know what that makes you?
Lolligagers.

What’s with the uptick in troll traffic, anyway?

Okay, who left the screen door open?

Badgers! We don’t need no dancing Badgers!

Apropos of nothing, does anyone know what’s wrong with the comments RSS? I can get the feed to download in a browser but my feed reader refuses to load it. Is anyone else having problems?

I understood “download.” And “browser.” Oh, and “apropos.” The rest is all buzzes and crackles–and I’m seen as one of the techie ones at my school.

Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and beauchamp; egg sausage and beauchamp; beauchamp and spam; egg beauchamp and spam; egg beauchamp sausage and spam; spam beacuhamp sausage and spam; spam beauchamp spam spam beauchamp and spam; spam beauchamp spam spam beauchamp spam tomato and spam;
Wingnuts (starting to chant): Beauchamp beauchamp beauchamp…..

Then vikings kick the crap out of em.

I can picture that diff brad.

Lol i hate dancing badgers:)

BR,
Johan