Here’s a link to my effort:

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/ace-sez-do-not-want.jpg

…actually had to WORK for that one, and it’s kind of a metajoke…

…maybe try this link instead:

http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Detail.aspx/ace-sez-do-not-want/

God, I hate the intertubes sometimes.

That’s “Ace of Spades”?

I guess “Blow-Dried Douchebag” didn’t have the same macho feel to it.

One for all fans of Doctor Who.

Here’s one for all you sammich/film-lovers lost in the vortex.

Pere Ubu is THE MAN.

Meanwhile, here is my latest.

It’s not a surprise that DailyKos has been totally silent on the issue of Harold Ford beating Markos silly in a debate.

As well, Ford exposed the fact that DailyKos is barely distinguishable from David Duke’s website when it comes to anti-semitism

It’s not a surprise that DailyKos has been totally silent on the issue of Harold Ford beating Markos silly in a debate.

Who?

As well, Ford exposed the fact that DailyKos is barely distinguishable from David Duke’s website when it comes to anti-semitism

Do you keep tabs on David Duke’s personal website? Is it for the Friday cat-and-burning-cross blogging?

Gary supports Harold Ford! now that’s a new one.

GUYs- we blew the doors off this trend last year. Where’s the love!

Um, Gary, you’re among liberals when you come here. We know better because we look into things for ourselves. Your approach would work much better for ignorant, lazy people who think “research” means “finding out what Rush said today.”

And as far as Kos being silent on Harold Ford, um, that’s where I heard about it.

Keep on truckin’. You’re very funny.

I’m betting you’re a Giuliani supporter.

I am sorry to have nothing to offer weeth funny pictures, meow.

Purrrhaps joo can yet find something to muse over here:

An Open Letter To Elizabeth Edwards

(bathe, bathe)

Oddly enough, Play-doh is actually EIGHT degrees of separation away from Kevin Bacon.

Well, it was, until Ace “Why do gay guys keep sucking my dick?” O’Spadisey made his little quip.

DailyKos is barely distinguishable from David Duke’s website when it comes to anti-semitism

Here are the top stories at Kos right now:

Meet The Press: Markos v. Ford
Midday Open Thread
The $5 million “victory”, and its effects on Arkansas [Mitt Romney and the Arkansas “straw poll”]
Open Thread
Sunday Talk Show Lineup
Open Thread
Intensity [another Republican straw poll story]
GOP Iowa straw poll results
Open Thread
The Ministry of Rudy
DLC vs. Netroots: A Southern Perspective
Anyone feel a draft?

Gary, I can accept that you have no ability to discern what is anti-semitism and what isn’t, but just in case anyone else is interested, here goes.

Oddly enough, Play-doh is actually EIGHT degrees of separation away from Kevin Bacon.

Wasn’t Kevin Bacon in “Play-Doh: The Movie” with Gene Hackman?

LOL quiz!

Who’s this?

Just want to see if the thing can exist without naming the individual.

No Way! dKos has WAY more orange than Duke’s site.

It’s the Orange Order, marching through the internets causing strife and chaos everywhere.

Ol’ Duke’s site:
Victory for Ron Paul
Ron Paul Scores Over Nine Percent in Iowa
Paul Fromm For Our People – The Story of Helmut Oberland
Iowa Straw Poll Likely to Impact Paul, Romney Presidential Odds
From the Abyss – David Duke’s Moscow Speech
“If This is America,…”
Dr. Putnam’s Bunker-Buster
Up to 80 Congressmen Visiting Israel in August
Jews Behind ‘The Ten’
The Ron Paul Approach
A Letter from Jim Traficant
New Broadcast! “FROM THE ABYSS” … Hear David Duke’s Powerful new Moscow Speech!
Jewish Supremacism by David Duke
Americans Shout ‘NO!’ To Hate Bill
PJB: Sub-Prime Superpower

See? No open threads! But they really love Ron Paul.

Ron Paul: The Loony Alternative
Ron Paul: Differently Crazed
Ron Paul: Not Your Mama’s Nitwit
Ron Paul: Right On That One Thing

Someone email David Wain. I’m sure he’d like to know Duke is giving his flick free press.

RBub: ‘Zat Ann Coulter? She has pretty colored eyes, ‘cept for all the blood in them.

Yes, it is A. C. & I didn’t even cheat. I am now horrified that I could recognize her that easily, but I s’pose it’s not as bad as being able to recognize her from extreme close-ups of, let’s say, other parts of her anatomy. Eeeww!

Kos is not much of a critic of Israel, but it doesn’t take much for false-conclusions enthusiasts like Neo-cons to decry you as an “anti-semite.”. Alex Cockburn has recently edited an interesting collection of essays on the politics of anti-semitism, although exposing the canard for what it is won’t stop people whose only hope of persuading is to distort.

Oh, and as to LOLcats, would someone please tell me who came up with the concept? You see, I’d like to slowly pound a railroad spike through that person’s skull.

It’s not to hard to spot the Coulter in the picture. The wild, fear-filled eyes, constantly worried of being abandoned, again, by someone (I’m guessing daddy, but meh. I would also put a small side bet on “mommy’s new boyfriend doesn’t like me”) or being cast aside, out of the attention spot. It’s not unlike the eyes you see on those chicks (and guys to, sometimes) who were abused or neglected as kids, and decide to fill that void with the attention of others, no matter how superficial, by acting out and sneaking into bars and clubs with fake IDs before even their 18th birthday, and sleeping with guys twice their age.

Eeeww!

I appreciate the effort and self-discovery involved.

As someone who has supported the Palestinian cause for a long time, I used to get really pissed when people would accuse me of being anti semitic. I’d splutter, and fling spittle in an angry rant trying to get across that you could find the excesses of the Israeli government and military unacceptable without actually HATING the israelis themselves. I’d even go so far as to point out that I love America but I am unhappy and dissatisfied with the current leadership.

Later I have come to recognize that when they retreat behind the anti-semitic redoubt, I should smile and walk a little taller. See, if they could refute the actual argument, that would mean there was something logically weak about my position. But when all they have to refute the argument is mindless accusations of racial hatred, well, to me that means you’ve done a pretty good job of pointing out the problems with the current status quo.

So while I wish the discussion could be framed in terms of human suffering and human rights, when all they can do is throw rocks and break windows, that means they’ve got no refuge in fairness and empathy, and they are bankrupt on the face of it all…

mikey

Larry:
Oh, and as to LOLcats, would someone please tell me who came up with the concept? You see, I’d like to slowly pound a railroad spike through that person’s skull.

I think you might have some trouble doing that, as he is almost certainly long-dead: http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/

(OK, you might hate the whole LOLcat phenomenon, but you must admit the stuff at this link is brilliant.)

Off topic, pretending there is a topic-
THE STATE IS FINALLY COMING OUT ON DVD
EVERY SINGLE EP
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAH

sorry for shouting, but if you know what i’m talking about, you understand why i’m excited

I’m in ur internets, creating mah new blog!

Translation: Click on my name. (Shameless self-promotion ahoy)

Oh. Wow. The stuff at that link IS brilliant.

Unless it’s an elaborate hoax. In which case, its more brilliant than brilliant.

Dan,

I went to the Laugh-Out-Loud Cat site. Cute stuff and nice draftsmanship, but I think it’s a hoax. A hoax with a lot of work behind it, but a hoax nonetheless.

Kevin Bacon. Wo’ a’ CUNT. But what’s he doing with Playdoh, I don’t get it?!??

Oh, and as to LOLcats, would someone please tell me who came up with the concept? You see, I’d like to slowly pound a railroad spike through that person’s skull.

you gotta admit LOLwingnuts is funny and an enjoyable way to pass the time when we’re not tearing our hair out and screaming “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!” about what they do.

I went to the Laugh-Out-Loud Cat site. Cute stuff and nice draftsmanship, but I think it’s a hoax. A hoax with a lot of work behind it, but a hoax nonetheless.

(OH NOES!)
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(=’.’=)
 

a different brad:

WOO! MICHAEL IAN BLACK CAN GET SOME RESIDUALS!

now, if they’d just collect the “I Love the…” series on DVD, I can vegetate happily.

I refuse to be kind. LOLcons are Lame, Man.

Since everyone’s jumping on the bandwagon, here’s my effort.

Alright I was out of town for the weekend and out of touch but you guys are scarin me – awsome – too fuckin funny.

thank you.

and too fuckin true…

There’s no excuse for Punctuation Abuse, Psycheout. You make the Virgin Mary cry.

I don’t, know; what, you — mean, Some, Guy.

Oh, and as to LOLcats, would someone please tell me who came up with the concept? You see, I’d like to slowly pound a railroad spike through that person’s skull.

The /b/ board of 4chan. I suggest that you don’t go to that site, as it is the most horrible place on the entire internets.

[I’m guessing this was a ‘typo,’ but it was an amusing bit from The Corner:]

The Results [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I dunno about you, but the weight is killin’ me … and my Saturday night.

08/11 08:22 PM

I’ve got no problem at all with the LOLcons, being that its a satirical employment of an internet phemonenon. It’s the phenomenon I can’t abide.

Like l33t — I find it amusing when it is used for satire, but people who still use it unironically (does anyone do that anymore?) should be placed into glass chambers and then exposed to Larry the Cable Guy comedy DVDs in an endless loop, inducing madness. Or forced to enter an endless loop of wordpress security codes using the teeny keyboard of a blackberry. (The alt key is right next to the numbers.)

Okay, then; did the LOLcons take up so much time no one can post anything else? Is everything really that slow out there? What about KKKarl Rove resigning, hmmmmm?

By the way, “hoax” is probably the wrong word for the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. It’s a tribute to old-timey comix, hobos and the LOLcat meme. Some of those toons are directly taken from existing LOLcats; others twist other modern-day memes, such as “Iz not a truck… iz tubes.” (Or other areas of geekdom: Did anybody else notice the sign on the fish shack in one cartoon that had a daily schedule starting with “Mon: Calamari”?) The artwork is beautiful, the conceit is hilarious.

OK, enough of this pedantry. Back to your LOLconning!

WOO! MICHAEL IAN BLACK CAN GET SOME RESIDUALS!

now, if they’d just collect the “I Love the…” series on DVD, I can vegetate happily.

Did you ever read The State’s book “State by State with the State”? It’s freakin’ hilarious.

What about KKKarl Rove resigning, hmmmmm?

“LOLKarl”

Alright, lemme get in on this…
(gotta do as separate posts cuz typepad sux)

Polyamorous Mitt

Scary Dick

Dirty Ol’ Fred

And a final, special one for Psycheout

Halp! Need remedial meta-blogging hermeneutics tutoring.

Why is Ace in front of Boston’s back bay, with goose?

Is it a reference to a Boston Marriages and Canadian gay marriage laws?

oh noes! i madez one!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/11370229@N07/sets/72157601417595015/

Also included are two pictures meant for the ol’ Glennbot contest that didn’t make it to the shootout for a reason or another

Does anyone who doesn’t work with Sadly No think these LOLcon things are actually funny? Especially one after another?

Does anyone who doesn’t work with Sadly No think these LOLcon things are actually funny? Especially one after another?

What I think is funny is thinking a captcha involves stolen IP numbers.

Meta LOLcon

http://www.flickr.com/photos/11376027@N03/1106586402/

Hey! Get back to work.

Does anyone who doesn’t work with Sadly No think these LOLcon things are actually funny? Especially one after another?

Read the comments and find out!

Now Righteous Bubba getting facialized after giving Gavin a sloppy blow job while Gavin takes Mikey’s little 3-incher up the butt?

That ladies and gentlemen is pure comedy gold!

There’s nothing I like better than Gavin’s balls bouncin’ off my chin! Well except swapping cum with Mikey!

eeeeeeewwwwww

Righteous Bubba: you are disgusting

I have an idea. How about PSMNBIDOBcons!

What’s a PSMNBIDOBcons?

Please shoot me now before I die of boredom cons!

Get it? Bwahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahaha

Hee hee hee hee hee hee

LOL……without teh con!!!!!

Now Righteous Bubba getting facialized after giving Gavin a sloppy blow job while Gavin takes Mikey’s little 3-incher up the butt?

This is patently untrue as my face has been removed due to cancer. Thanks Mr. Sensitive.

Hey Going downhill: you misspelled “the”

Historically: Gawd you’re so stoopid! you probably think a capcha is a IP or something! LOLOLOLOL

Pie & Hippies!

You know every web site like Sadly Blow has two kinds of people working on them: computer geeks and writers.

Having read a number of Righteous Bubba’s “witty” retorts now, I’m thinkin’ I’d bet a lot of money that Bubba’s a computer geek.

Idea for a LOLcon:

I can has IP capcha?

That is so funny.

NOT!!!

What’s great about LOLcons’ is they’re so clever and laugh-out-loud funny you hardly notice how totally formulaic they are. Also, you never evah get tired of them. They iz like invisible potato chips, you can’t eet jus 1! You want like hundreds of thousandsz of em, each one LOL funnier than the last, just gettin’ fresher and fresher, until you can’t believe it!

This ar serious complaint about yoossing intarnet meemz after sell-by date. KTHXBAI.

Does anyone who doesn’t work with Sadly No think these LOLcon things are actually funny? Especially one after another?

I think the LOLcons are good for a laugh, yes.