Well, that’s one way to motivate the team, or?

The front page of Germany’s best selling newspaper today has a very special message for Germany’s national football team, which faces a must-win situation in tonight’s game against the Czech Republic. (Links are not office friendly, believe you us.)

You have to win … or else.

Discuss.

 

Comments: 12

 
 
 

The Czechs have already qualified for the next round, and they’re resting all their best guys, so Germany should go through.

If Germany (which couldn’t even beat LATVIA) can’t beat the Czech Republic’s bench, then they don’t belong in the next round.

 
 

Jesus frigging christ, Germany wouldn’t beat Latvia?

Well, we’ll be over there in a civilized country in another week and a half. Germany–never been to Latvia. Although real Koenigsberger Klopse might be nice.

 
 

one tit sent this country (USA) into a tizzy.

They’ve got – what – a couple dozen there?

What will we tell the children???

 
 

Germany needs to join the War on Breasts. Either you’re with us or you’re against us!

 
 

Or else what? You don’t get to enjoy these?

 
 

One goal in two games, and that one the result of a fluke of a free kick — the point these pictures make is that the German team couldn’t score in a brothel.

 
 

Finally something worth watching during a German football match. Of course even after those ladies leave the field, there’ll be plenty of boobs running around against the Czechs.

Allez les Bleus!

 
 

No offense to the women of Germany, but Czech women would be a greater incentive.

 
 

No offense to the women of Germany, but Czech women would be a greater incentive.

Italian women!

 
 

It wasn’t enough.

Czech Republic 2, Germany 1.

 
 

Actually, German women could have been a greater incentive, but in a way that did not occur to the makers of the Bild-Zeitung: through the German women’s national team, consistently one of the best of the past decade and the current reigning world champions. But then male sports journalists would have had to think twice about using macho phrases like “it’s not a girls’ game” to excuse rough tackling etc.

 
 

“Germany needs to join the War on Breasts. Either you’re with us or you’re against us!”

In this War On Breasts, can I be with them and against them?

 
 

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