Sry, can has tofus pupbugrs only. Iz gud for yr hart, whch iz evil.

This is really lame.

Oh Hai! I shooted ur face.

Would a puppyburger be made of ground puppy meat? Or more like a Atlas Shrugs brand Pandarito, with a live puppy sandwiched between the buns and covered in condiments, squealing and yelping in terror or clemency?

Not half as lame as Brownback’s campaign fund raising efforts! Hey-oh!!

mit der sour-krut und mak id snappi!

I’m in yur democracy, drainin’ yur freedumbs.

Why does lame man get the hanx for a pic I used first?
*cries*

Gavmo- it is Babpupten that Dicky likes can has. Like Turducken, but with, well I think you can figure it out!

Shorter Blogs for Brownback: I can haz electable canidate? Do not want.

We r srs comment8rs.
Thiz iz srs thread.

I’m in yur democracy, drainin’ yur freedumbs.

A winner is you.

MOAR LOLCons!!!!@11!!!!

Please stop! I can’t take any more of this shtick! I’ve started laughing at icanhascheezburger pics because of you! Thanks a lot!

Not to stoop to shameless self-promotion, but I kinda beat Jon to the concept by about three weeks… His are better, though . . .

His teeth look like they’re rotting inside his plaque-filled skull.

That’s because they are Lesley…

And what is it with these rich guys with horrid teeth? I could empathize and understand someone with no or lousy insurance having toof issues,but look at some of these dudes.It’s not like they haven’t got the means to deal with this stuff. Lee Raymond from Exxon,youch. Cheney,eek. Even Bush’s fangs look meth-ed out sometimes.

DCK CHNEY IZ SHOW US HIZ POKEMANZ?

more like he will showz us his atombombz

diff brad: I think lame man sent in the graphic as seen, not just the idea to use the picture…

Bestest thread evah!

I guess what I like best about this is that conservatives aren’t human, so they should not be treated as if they are.

Our conservative neighbor, the guy who helped us clear the fallen tree after that bad storm last year, he’s just a piece of garbage, because he doesn’t share our politics.

He’s not filled with that special light of brotherly love that we liberals share, so we should ridicule him for…y’know…not being so loving…

(Jeezus, is there ONE of you out there who gets it?)

Erin got all this from a thread making fun of Dick Cheney?

Wow.

I guess what I like best about this is that conservatives aren’t human, so they should not be treated as if they are.

I guess what I like best about most humans is that they don’t start unnecessary lies based on wars and authorize torture.

My conservative neighbour who does all the gardening didn’t start a war and is not currently planning to bomb Iran, so I think she’s reasonable.

She’s not filled with that special loathing for humanity that some twisted spiteful authoritarians are, so we shouldn’t ridicule her.

I guess what I like best about this is that conservatives aren’t human, so they should not be treated as if they are.

That’s right, because when I mock someone it means that I don’t consider them human.

Actually, among us new-school humans, no-one is able to make fun of anyone. And we humans like that. Because if we ever made fun of someone, it would go against that person’s Special Human-osity Anti-Humor Contract. Actually, humor and satire have been banned here in The New USA because the make the Baby Jesus (and the Baby Zoroaster) cry, and frankly, we are all just too weak-spirited to stand being made fun of.

It used to be that we considered ourselves adults, who had personal views, and we just ignored people who kindly, or cruelly, made fun of us. But now that we have entered the age of The New USA, we have given up all that “adult” stuff, because who needs it?

I didn’t upload this photo, it were alraydy there wen I luhked.

I like seitz’s cap better:

Oh Hai! I shooted ur face.

Can someone explain why “oh hai” makes me laugh every freaking time I see it?

Oh, so pointing out the illogic of that time-honored tradition of dehumanizing your opponent is now a suppression of Free Speech?

Erin, yes, even Dick Cheney is human. That’s why we demand that he be given a fair trial for his violations of the War Crimes Act and Geneva Conventions. Its why we insist that, if convicted, he be treated humanely– not tortured to the point of madness and death.

In other words, being human, he deserves better than he ever gave his victims.

Now, do please go on about what monsters we are for cracking jokes at Cheney’s expense…

The first thing that comes to my mind, when a phrase like ‘not treating people as humans’ is mentioned, is torture.

Liberals: Not for torture.

The Shooter: We … have to work the dark side, if you will...

I feel kinda sorry for Erin and Psyched out for going through life humor deprived.

lolcons is as good as lolcats!!

kthxbai!

O hai! I can has concern troll!

dehumanizing your opponent

I think Cheney’s managed that feat all by himself. Thank god for the comic relief of plain mockery.

“Liberals: Not for torture.”

Liberals: Apparently like to use “Black Sambo” language when making fun of conservatives blacks.

Doubtful you are truly a “Liberal.”

Seriously.

I want to know if all these trolls in the last week are the same person.

Because if I ran S,N! they would be banned.

This is getting ridiculous. This is vandalism, pure and simple. Wikis ban people for crap like this…

Yes, seriously, we must ban people who don’t agree with us.

That’s because we’re “Liberals.”

And Liberals are for banning people.

Liberals: Apparently like to use “Black Sambo” language when making fun of conservatives blacks.

What the hell are you on about?

Because writing “I can haz puppyburger” on a picture of Dick Cheney is dehumanizing.

Not at all like advocating the detainment and torture of people cause we can.

If you are looking for dehumanization, LGF is down the hall on the right.

Erin… Erin… poor confused Erin… Let’s explain this very, very slowly for you, shall we?

“Our conservative neighbor…”

Does the entire modern Republican party live next door to you?

” the guy who helped us clear the fallen tree after that bad storm last year”

Because you see, the type of Republican mocked at this webpage would, upon hearing you had a problem with wood, then film himself giving you an unrequested blow job whilst you slept.

he’s just a piece of garbage, because he doesn’t share our politics.

Oh, I’m sure your next door neighbour, all one of him, has plenty of other characteristics that make him human. That doesn’t mean his politics make any objective sense though, or that the modern party which professes to share them actually does, or bears any relation to one neighbours single referenced altruistic act.

“Oh, so pointing out the illogic of that time-honored tradition of dehumanizing your opponent is now a suppression of Free Speech?”

And your contribution to the thread so far is what? De-humanising your liberal opponents by reducing them down to nothing more than a negative impersonal process? Do tell us what else Liberals only exist to destroy, Erin. And we’ll point out the “illogic” in that, too…

And then following it with this for added hypocrisy;

“Liberals: Apparently like to use “Black Sambo” language when making fun of conservatives blacks.”

There isn’t even a single black skinned Conservative in the pictures so far; so aren’t you just trying to dehumanize ALL liberals from something you’ve dehumanized them as being again are you? Let’s see… Search box at the top right, let’s see if we can find the word “Sambo”… Oh, “Sorry, but no posts matched your criteria.”. Even the word has never appeared at this site.

Tut tut tut Erin… that’s really rather projective of you, in fact, isn’t it? You are accussing liberals of what you yourself are incapable of avoiding doing.

“There isn’t even a single black skinned Conservative in the pictures so far; so aren’t you just trying to dehumanize ALL liberals from something you’ve dehumanized them as being again are you? Let’s see… Search box at the top right, let’s see if we can find the word “Sambo”… Oh, “Sorry, but no posts matched your criteria.”. Even the word has never appeared at this site. ”

You’re not serious with this, are you?!

“If you are looking for dehumanization, LGF is down the hall on the right.”

Know yourself.

I think we can make Erin feel better if we point out that Hillary Clinton has cankles, guys.

Erin can haz dehumniz?

“Liberals: Apparently like to use “Black Sambo” language when making fun of conservatives blacks.”

I call Straw Man. Erin, you are full of shit. Thanks for playing.

What the hell are you on about?

I have to agree with you there, Duros62. WTF?

For Cheney image:

You has fallen treez?
Make sure is dead

BLAM!

“I think we can make Erin feel better if we point out that Hillary Clinton has cankles, guys.”

I’ll have you know that I’ll probably end up voting for hillary, as she’s got the biggest pair of balls of all the candidates. My first time voting for a Democrat.

As far as the sambo comment, the target of that one knows who he is.

That’s okay, Erin…..the only people on the planet who could possibly get excited at the thought of voting for Hillary Clinton AREN’T liberal.

But you go right on telling yourself that you’re more compassionate than all those liberals out there, if that’s what it takes to make you feel good about yourself.

You’re not serious with this, are you?!

Oooooh…. Almost got there, Erin! I’m certainly not taking something seriously.

Incidentally, I’ve heard a member of Erin’s very, very close family is in trouble with the law at the moment. I’m not saying who, because they know who they are. Also, another member of Erin’s very, very close family has had improper sexual relations in the past. They know who they are too.

As far as the sambo comment, the target of that one knows who he is.

Regarding this?

Liberals: Not for torture.

Please explain the connection you are making.

I know who you are, Erin.

But Jesus? He knows you not.

“But you go right on telling yourself that you’re more compassionate than all those liberals out there, if that’s what it takes to make you feel good about yourself.”

And you go right on telling yourself that you are somehow different from those evil conservatives you mock, if that makes you feel better about yourself, Jillian.

The target of that one knows who he is. He is hiding under aluminum tubes stored in the back of a mobile biological weapons lab…from Africa.

I? Mock? the only person I’ve mocked around here has been Hillary Clinton. She’s not a conservative, is she?

And – I mean, come on. She DOES have cankles.

“But Jesus? He knows you not.”

Well, I’m glad you can speak for Jesus. Does he speak through you, or do you actually become him?

“And – I mean, come on. She DOES have cankles.”

Yes, she has cankles. There. I said it. But she is attractive in her own way. And she does have a big set o’ balls. I like balls.

Erin, this site always makes fun of evil bastards like Dick Cheney. That’s exactly why a lot of us come here. If it bothers you so much, you could just fuck right off.

What’s not to love about cankles? Besides, they were earned honorably in service to her country, so I’d be the last to criticize them!

Now, if I made a joke about Hillary Clinton needing such big balls because she’s married to a pussy like Bill, would this perhaps cause you to reconsider however you may have initially pegged my politics?

Erin, what on earth is the point of coming to a website devoted to political parody, and then complaining that it contains parody? Seems like you’re just looking to kill some time. I suggest that in future you find something more constructive to do than loudly complain to the disinterested that the sky is blue. But that’s just a suggestion; I wouldn’t want you to feel silenced, you poor fragile soul.

Erin, that’s right, there’s not an iota of difference between Dick Cheney and Jillian here at Sadly, No.

Jillian, please just go back to your undisclosed location where air traffic is not permitted overhead, take your undisclosed number of staff members with you, along with their secret job descriptions, and, please, don’t shoot anyone in the face while you’re at it.

So what’s the difference between Dick Cheney and you, Erin?

Jillian, please just go back to your undisclosed location where air traffic is not permitted overhead, take your undisclosed number of staff members with you, along with their secret job descriptions, and, please, don’t shoot anyone in the face while you’re at it.

WAH! LIBERALS NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN!!!!!!!!

Erin:

No, this isn’t “black Sambo language”. Check out I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?.com to see what’s being parodied here.

Of course I might be mistaken about your politics, Jillian. That’s my whole point.

I’m not “offended” because I’m conservative. I’m kind of moderate, kind of South Park Libertarian.

If I am offended at all, it’s because people want to believe the most absurd things about each other. It offends reason.

Well, OK, Jillian, if you’re going to cry, you can come back out and torture someone.

“I wouldn’t want you to feel silenced, you poor fragile soul.”

Oh, I’m fragile all right. You can tell that, right? How fragile I am?

If I am offended at all, it’s because people want to believe the most absurd things about each other. It offends reason.

Erin, you don’t make a lick of sense. You come to a parody site, scold people for making jokes, and say it offends reason?

You’d be offensive if you weren’t so ridiculous.

why don’t you go away, before Jillians decides to waterboard you?

You like South Park and LOLCon Cheney offends you, and you are concerned about the discourse on this blog lacking sufficient civility? Does not compute!

“why don’t you go away, before Jillians decides to waterboard you?”

I recognize your plea for what it is, g.

But I like it here. I think I’ll stay for a while. You and I can be special friends, g. Would you like that? Would you like to be my special friend?

The pursuit of cognitive dissonance is not a healthy hobby.

“You like South Park and LOLCon Cheney offends you, and you are concerned about the discourse on this blog lacking sufficient civility? Does not compute!”

I also like “Lil’ Bush.”

LUNCH!

Erin, you don’t HAVE a point.

See, we KNOW what Dick Cheney’s politics are. The reason we know them is because he is a politician. In fact, he is the Vice President of the United States of America.

The reason we mock him is because we find his politics offensive. And what we mock about him are – his politics! Because we consider them to be monstrous and Constitutionally illiterate, we mock. See how that works?

If your neighbor considers the VP’s office to not be a part of the Executive branch of government – well, I dunno about anybody else, but I probably STILL wouldn’t mock him, because I don’t think most regular American citizens know that the Vice President is part of the Executive branch of government.

If your neighbor defends keeping people chained to the floor in “stress positions” until they shit themselves – well, yeah, I’d probably mock him then. See, I have this crazy idea that you cannot simultaneously be a good person and defend torture. I realize this makes me a Communist, and I freely confess to owning a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book, so go right ahead and slap whatever kind of label you want on me.

You seem to like to label people, anyway.

Oh, I’d like that, Erin. I’m sure you’re a great friend. Wanna come over? I have my hands full caring for 2 incontinent dogs, but if you’d like to help, here’s a scrub brush. Whoops, don’t step in that.

I’m kind of moderate, kind of South Park Libertarian.

You see, South Park never dehumanises anyone.

THIS ERIN PERSON IS A COMPLETE FAKE

‘I also like “Lil’ Bush.”’

Look, politics aside, that’s just bad taste.

Y’know, erin, typically when I find myself in a place where nobody likes me and everything I say comes out kind of, well, stupid because I have utterly misunderstood the culture of that place, well, I’d pretty much just slink away and look for a place where I could fit in a little better.

Can anybody here find the local gathering place for uptight, humorless, batshit nutjobs with anger issues and delusions?

Thanks

mikey

Since the attention troll has no explanation for its Sambo accusation, I’m going to ignore it (generally a fine suggestion when dealing with an attention troll).

Here’s a link someone posted over at Atrios, I think it’s worth spreading around.

I have no doubt that Susan Brand of Burnsville, Minnesota, was one of the crotchety Third in 1998. But today? “I just think George W. Bush is doing a good job with Iraq and everything else,” Ms. Brand told the Times. “He’s a straight up Republican. He says things are going well there.”

And that’s that. Mind closed, case closed.

Mikey, that would be the OVP. So we’re full circle, really.

Hey c’mon, mikey. I offered to let her help clean up the dogshit! That should suit her!

Hey – how’d the pizza turn out last night?

We had flank steak marinated in soy, sesame oil, cilantro and peanut butter, grilled on the weber, with rice and steamed green beans. A nice old vine zinfandel along with.

Personally, I liked it better when Sadly No made funny jokes. This is just infantile and lazy. Baby talk is funny for about five seconds. Sadly No is better than this, or has been. I hope this schtick goes away soon.

Or, more to the point, smly LOLcons: do not want. OKTHXBAI!

Can anybody here find the local gathering place for uptight, humorless, batshit nutjobs with anger issues and delusions?

Mikey, here’s one.

I’ve lost track of what Erin is arguing exactly.

It started off with equating our thread that made fun of Cheney as hating Erin’s conservative neighbour.Turned into accusations of racism for reasons never explained and now seems to be about Jillian being the next Hitler(TM) as bad as Cheney. I also learned that LOLcons is bad because it is dehumanizing but this is grade A humour.

Am I missing anything?

To be fair, I’m getting more than a little bored with LOLcons. Can we play something else?

Erin, I think you’re really letting me down despite your overtures of friendship. I’m taking care of the dog mess all by myself here. Maybe you’d like Psycho-out better as your special friend, you seem to be more sympathique.

No that sums it up

Personally, I liked it better when Sadly No made funny jokes.

Shakespeare’s funny, but so’s someone falling face-first into a pile of shit.

Psycheout didn’t mind the Althouse LOLcon.

Althouse has just posted a LOLcat.

Excellent. (Burns voice)

You missed the fact that Erin doesn’t exist and is an attention troll.

Am I missing anything?

That a self-described “South Park Republican” is a living joke?

It says a lot about Erin that he saw the LOLcat speech and thought “Black Sambo”.

You missed the fact that Erin doesn’t exist and is an attention troll.

That a self-described “South Park Republican” is a living joke?

Guilty. Although in my defense I would like to say that both things are rather self evident.

Jade, I was just imagining a magical land, far far away, a little village of thatched cottages, where Erin, saul, joe, Kevin, and Gary Ruppert all live in happy neighborly goodness, occasionally venturing out over the mountain passes to do battle in the World of Sadly,No.

Kevin is Erin’s neighbor. You think a storm knocked down that tree? How naive.

I iz conscious n sober(ish) again. I was whining cuz I uploaded that shot n to cover over the retire part of it is a crime against humanity, or summin.
Now to prepare for this randomly scheduled 3:30 concert by my friend.

I’d like to take this opportunity to refer everyone back to Clem’s 18:35 comment, the elegant brilliance of which seems to have been obscured by Erin’s dimbulb-ordnance saturation bombing.

Look, you idjits can hang around here with your like, but don’t go over to some of the sites you abhor and try to debate, because you are obviously not paying at that level.

Without your little amen corner you’d be toast. That’s how places like this work: affirmation from the gang. In truth, you didn’t lay a glove on me, and so my advice to you is to stay here.

Most of you don’t have a CLUE what you’re talking about, and that’s why you see things in such simplistic terms.

LOLCheney: “I got you a kitten, but I eated it.”

Some trolls drink too much punch; others enjoy pooping in the punch bowl.

It’s the rare troll who drinks the punch, poops in the bowl and then goes back for a refill.

Poor Erin.

No one will play with her anymore.

Cheney says, “Be still my heart fibrilator, iz puppyburger time.”

What’s WRONG with you people. Erin said she won. What else do you need? Give her the trophy!

What an idiot…

mikey

Erin won!

Good for you, Erin!

At Sadly, No, everyone’s a winner!

Frankly I find these things with their LOL remarks irritating rather then funny…haven’t read comments yet but others probably feel the same…

What about made-up Erin’s made-up neighbor? Where’s his trophy?

I’m not “offended” because I’m conservative. I’m kind of moderate, kind of South Park Libertarian. If I am offended at all, it’s because people want to believe the most absurd things about each other. It offends reason.

Oh, damn, now we’re gonna have to spray for Libertarians. Bleh!

Given the humor-blindness displayed in “her” many, many comments, though, I’m guessing the Erin-script is a sockpuppet for the BlowjobsferBrownback attention-troll.

The difference between Repubs and Libertarians is that Repubs think physically torturing living beings is funny. Libertarians understand that physically torturing people is not funny, at least to normal people, but they think “humor” is a concept that can be quantified and then programmed.

That’s also what Libertarians think about sex. Now *that’s* funny.

Ey Iz peppurin ur grillz wif teh bukshotz!!!I

Ah I thought I’d give it a little try there,um,howd I do?

DEMIZE!

u didz gud!!!111!!!!

i like pie.

Would a puppyburger be made of ground puppy meat? Or more like a Atlas Shrugs brand Pandarito, with a live puppy sandwiched between the buns and covered in condiments, squealing and yelping in terror or clemency?

Cheney’s puppyburgers / kittehburgers / babyburgers are pre-ground. He can’t take Viagra now that he’s on a pacemaker, so throwing live puppies into the meat grinder is how he gets a woody.

What was the name of that loser who got pwned by the Capcha at Marie Jon””s”’ website? I’m pretty sure Erin and that guy are the same guy.

Do you mean tasteless, Johnny? I’d be tempted to agree. Probably hard to come back to the same screen name when you’ve soiled it with something as humiliating as the Great Captcha Incident of ’07.

Marita said,
Do you mean tasteless, Johnny? I’d be tempted to agree. Probably hard to come back to the same screen name when you’ve soiled it with something as humiliating as the Great Captcha Incident of ‘07.

Ahhh, the good old days. When trolls were real trolls, who launched insane accusations because they’d been persecuted by tecknowledgie.

Shorter Erin: I kan haz win? Kthxbai. (Note for all SadlyNosians: this is me using sympathetic magic, in the hopes that Erin will be subconsciously influenced by my l33t pwrz and bugger off. Well, no harm in trying, is there? And it’s cheaper than insect spray)

they think “humor” is a concept that can be quantified and then programmed.
That’s also what Libertarians think about sex.

Case in point: Grace Slick, “Across the Board”…

Seven inches of pleasure
Seven inches going home
Somebody must have measured
All the way down the old bone

It’s not just about free speech. To me, it’s also the sheer emotional childishness of someone who cannot stand to hear mockery or criticism. I have been criticized, viciously sometimes, because of what I say. What do I do? Do I tell people that they don’t have a right to criticize? No, I viciously criticize right back, or just ignore the person.

WTF is this country coming to when people think they have a right to never be criticized? How fucking weak and stupid we would become then.

it’s about pie. I like pie.

IlikezPIE!