Run Pammy, run!!!!

If Pam leaves, that strands poor Althaus alone in the slightly tipsy vblog wilderness.

Oh, the humanity!

She will be blogging from an Undisclosed Location from now on

I don’t wanna know her name
She just seems insane
The way she did before…

You – you say you’ve got a wingnut case
But it’s craziness on its face
You were never right before…

N-nutty
Pam on the run
She tawks and everyone goes running
Do a line and hide yourself away
N-nutty!

Pam on the run….

(Apologies to Sweet…)

Ms. Oshry, this is Reilly Diefenbach from GMAC. How are you this morning?

Don’t listen to ’em, Pam. They’re all a bunch of muslim liberals. Hell, most of ’em say John Bolton is a deranged thug!

Yes, they do!

I’m with you Pam. A line in the sand.

This far. And no farther!!

Did Dayan run? Bibi? Elazar ben Yair’?

No fuckin way, babe.

You stand, and face them. See if they have the courage to face YOU!!

mikey

Pammy could go out like Pacino, only instead of holding guns, she could flash her tits, ala the Powers fembots.

Yeah, I was gonna say. Isn’t it time to bring in this lady?

So who plays Pam? Parker Posey?

I would pay 10,000 dollars for a vlog of Pam singing Ronnie Dobbs classic, profound song, “y’all are brutalizin me”.
It’d need a re-write tho.

I thought that my home was my castle – With no one scrutinizing me.
No pigs, no lyin’ bitch, no hassle.
Y’all are brutalizing’ me.”
“Can’t a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can’t a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can’t a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y’all are brutalizin’ me.
Y’all are brutalizin’ meeeee.

at least she has connections in the legal community.

Ted said,
Yeah, I was gonna say. Isn’t it time to bring in this lady?

I so loved that movie and Frances McDormand played that part so perfectly.

Marge Gunderson: And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.
Marge Gunderson: There’s more to life than a little money, ya know. Don’tcha know that? And here ya are. And it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just don’t understand it.

If she does go on the run, the cops should stake out John Bolton’s moustache. That’s her “safe house”.

Who’s gonna be the first of her commenters to claim that this is a setup by the dhimmis to take her down?

Who would play Pammie in The She-Fugitive?

Why Veronica Hamel!

http://imdb.com/name/nm0357557/

“So who plays Pam? Parker Posey?”

Charro…

I believe Pammy when she says she has nothing to do with it. I mean, would you let your batshit crazy right wing hysteric of an ex-wife fuck up your criminal doings even worse?

Methinks not. Hopefully Michael Bolton will bail her out.

Wait, what? She’s hot for JOHN BOLTON???? Michael was bad enough, but the U.N.’s ex-official walrus?

Put on the cuffs.

Stuck inside these four vlogs, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
Mama you, mama you.
If I ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To Sean Hannity.
All I need is a few pills per day
If I ever get out of here.

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
And the first winger said to the second winger there I hope you’re having fun.
Pam on the run, Pam on the run.
And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one

For the Pam on the run, Pam on the run, Pam on the run, Pam on the run

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come,
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the wingnuts on the run.
Pam on the run, Pam on the run.
And the jailer man and sailor sam, were searching every one

For the Pam on the run, Pam on the run, Pam on the run, Pam on the run

Well, the night was falling as the desert world began to settle down.
In the town theyre searching for us every where, but we never will be found.

Pam on the run, Pam on the run

And the liberal judge, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the Pam on the run, Pam on the run, Pam on the run, Pam on the run

now I have “Pam on the run” stuck inside my head. awesome

“Yeah, ovah heeyah. I ordaahd tha Kosha meeyal…”

Legalize should be sent to either gitmo for a year, or be Pam’s live-in butler/sex-slave for that.

Who plays Pam?

Fran Drescher

“So who plays Pam?”

Laurie Bembenek. Now that she’s “out,” she’s available.

Legalize,

That may be the comment of the year.

Who plays Pam?
Abe Vigoda.

Pamalot skipping out to Teh Holy Land to avoid criminal prosecution?

..Wouldn’t be the first time for that to happen

Hey- Nasrallah!

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was
on the lam like me

Don’t you wish your girlfriend
in the wind like me

Don’tcha?

Like Marc Rich all over again. All she needs is Scooter Libby to secure a presidential pardon for her.

It’s my theory that the reason the Pams of this world are so enamored of bigga time criminals like the Bush Family is that they aspire to be bigga time criminals themselves some day. They want to get out of the penny-ante league and into the Bush League! Meanwhile, just as the Rethuglican party uses the votes of small business owners who have dreams of one day being big business owners and then forget about them once it’s time to dispense the tax breaks, so it is that there will be no pardon for Pammikins or the ex-hubby. Guys like Bolton will say, “Who’s on the phone? Pamela who? Eee, that’s Crazy Pammy. Oh, um, tell her I’m out of the office. And if they should ask, tell the press that she ran up to me in a public place and someone snapped our picture. I’ve never, ever known this woman!”

Well, you might think she’s crazy,
To dance around like that.
Maybe you think she’s loony
And something of a twat.

But I think that she’s mad
And her ex-husband’s gone bad

CHORUS:
You might think it’s funny
And we hope to God it’s real.
‘Cos we all think she’s crazy
And we wanna see her jailed.

Man, the blogwar between Sadly,No! and The Editors about which is funnier is really getting nasty.

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John Moltz said,

August 9, 2007 at 21:17

If she does go on the run, the cops should stake out John Bolton’s moustache. That’s her “safe house”.

That’s not her “safe house”, man, that’s her “get away car”!

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been breakin the law
They’re talkin to the old man
Tryin to put him in the can
Theyre talkin about you maybe bringin you down

But I know the dealership
The cars are cheap but now the FBI’s hip
And the jail gets closer on down the line
But I’m telling you, babe
That I dont think its true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

You take it on the run Pammy
If thats the way you want it Pammy
You don’t want to be around
You couldn’t stand up
You’d have to put your hand up
It looks like your done, better take it on the run

Youre thinking it’s the muslim’s fault
You get the money in your bedroom vault
You say you’re coming home but you won’t say when
The heat is getting hotter
And hell, your dad’s got another daughter
And anyplace you go there’ll still be men

You take it on the run Pammy
If thats the way you want it Pammy
You don’t want to be around
You couldn’t stand up
You’d have to put your hand up
It looks like your done, better take it on the run

mikey

Can someone please explain

As I surf the ‘net
I wonder about my pet
My Pammy, who so enthralled my schlong

And as I point and click
And paw at my flaccid dick
I chunder and blame it on the Cong

I’m missin’ Crazy Pam
Tears are fallin’ and I’m eatin’ ham
Wishin’ she was here with me
To bust on Araby
And I wonder
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder
Why
Why-why-why-why-why
She ran away
And who will call John Edwards gay
My little runaway

If Pam leaves, that strands poor Althaus alone in the slightly tipsy vblog wilderness.

What — you mean Malkin did that cheerleading video sober?

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_196202227.html

Jul 15, 2007 11:26 pm US/EasternCop Shooting: Why Car Thefts Could Be Federal CasePablo Guzmán, Reporting

[photo] Robert J. Ellis, left, and Dexter Bostic, charged for the shooting of two young NYPD officers.

[photo] Russel Timoshenko, the young police officer shot during a traffic stop in Brooklyn early Monday, died Saturday.

[…] “Still, to bring a federal racketeering case,” Ms. Todd added, “a pattern of several racketeering acts would have to be shown — a racketeering conspiracy. And we think that’s what’s going on now.”
When Bostick, Ellis, and Lee Woods allegedly stole the BMW from the Five Towns Mitsubishi parking lot on Inwood, Long Island, which led to their being stopped early Monday morning (July 9th) by Officers Timoshenko and Herman Yan — and the resulting shootout and getaway allegedly connected to Bostick, Ellis, and Woods — police say that was the tip of the iceberg. Almost immediately, police sources began telling media contacts that they believe cars were being stolen from the Mitsubishi and other nearby dealerships to commit a lot of crimes. And when Police Commissioner Ray Kelly was asked by reporters to comment on these specific crimes connected to car thefts allegedly carried out by the three suspects, for example, he did not tell reporters they were wrong; instead, he said, “it’s part of our investigation”:

• Last Sunday, July 8, a silver Porsche was stolen from that Mitsubishi parking lot (Bostick was a salesman there, and Ellis was once a maintenance man there). Ballistics tests show the .45 allegedly used by Bostick to shoot Officer Timoshenko was used that day in a shooting and robbery in Jamaica, Queens, where witnesses describe a silver Porsche driving away.

• In January, car salesman Collin Thomas was shot outside the showroom of Universal Auto World in Lawrence, Long Island, which is near by the Mitsubishi dealership. The investigation of that shooting led Nassau County and NYPD detectives to uncover what they call a multi-million-dollar hustle of cars being financed and sold using phony IDs. Bostick, Ellis, and Woods are being looked at in connection with that.

• Also in Lawrence, Long Island, a couple of Fridays ago, there was the mysterious shooting that had all the earmarks of a hit, outside the Sherwood Diner. As a couple were pulling out of the parking lot, a man leaned in and shot each of them. Their two small children were in the back. Witnesses say the shooter rather calmly walked to a waiting car, got in the passenger seat and drove away with another man.

Again, when asked about that, Police Commissioner Kelly said, “It’s part of the investigation.”

“What — you mean Malkin did that cheerleading video sober?”

That’s right. Both Pam and Anne need the alcohol to kill the pain and the self loathing. Malkin by comparison is in an entirely different league. Delusional psychotics feel no pain as there is no ego left to feel much of anything.

Can someone please explain
If you’re just now coming into this – no.

Ann’s not coping well. She’s vlogging with a glass of wine and a sammich. Why? Because readers paid her $200 to eat an egg-salad sammich on-camera. Cannibalism, really.

I would pay $200 to watch Pam eat pork cracklins. Poorhouse averted!

Can someone please explain

Well, sure.

See, there was this….

Nah, it really started with…

Did you ever read….

Ah, fuckit. Can’t help ya…

mikey

I think I’d pay $10,000 to un-hear her singing “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”

I’m intrigued about how she is going to blame this on the mooooslims.

*slaps head*

Cancel last comment, she will obviously blame anti-semitism.

“Who plays Pammy?”

Jessica Walter

Ann’s not coping well. She’s vlogging with a glass of wine and a sammich. Why? Because readers paid her $200 to eat an egg-salad sammich on-camera. Cannibalism, really.

But given that the egg is the symbol of fertility and the sacred feminine, is not Althouse engaging in a secret wish to eat pussy? Is that the ‘sustenance’ she ‘craves’ like Big Dog and his onion rings?

I think I dislike her more than Carlos Mencia.

TREx don’t forget the phallic carrot sticks and celery.

Isn’t it just the most predictable thing to find out that Pammy’s husband was a car dealer?

TRex,

Indeed, Althouse likes eggs a great deal. She enoys them sliced and unadorned in her sammiches. Her stated objection – and this dovetails nicely with your reading – is to the mayonnaise. “White and gelatinous” condiments repulse her. The yonic ellipse nestled in folds of Perridge Farm has been defiled by a lashing of ma(yo)nly essence. Althouse’s hoarding of expired mayonnaise allows her to externalize this contempt, embodying it as prop to be symbolically imprisoned and forgotten.

Seriously, she hates mayo but she has a pantry load of expired Hellmann’s.

she hates mayo but she has a pantry load of expired Hellmann’s.

I’m pretty sure she’s huffing it.

On a related note, I think Courtney Love would be fantastic as Pammy. John Bolton should be played by Cartman.

I think I dislike her more than Carlos Mencia.

She’s funnier than Carlos Mencia. But then so is a root canal.

Dhimmis see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Pammy vlog so loud
I’m swangin
Mooslims hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 – Chamillionaire&Pammy]
Libruls think they can see me lean
Tits enhanced so I’m easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with walrusman, he like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full Cap’n Morgan and my pistola
Turn an Arab into a coma
Boyee you ain’t know, I’m crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone I already gots babies
Wingnuts love me cause they can’t get the ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some wingnuts tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a wingnut locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I’m grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change wingnuts like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I’m still ain’t losin

Awww, mikey…..REO?

Didja have to do that?

How about Social D- Prison Bound?

wordyeti said, Dood brilliant,you’re signed.

Careful review of this CCTV video suggests that she is hiding out in London. She may have cut and dyed her hair and changed her style of dress but her tits stand out as before. Examine the video at 1.55, 3.05, 3.29 and 3.36.

A unnamed police informant denied that she is wearing a fat suit and passing her tits herself off as two fat guys in their underpants.

Schadenfreude is sweet.

I came in a little late for this, but did you guys see the story in the New York Post?

Quote:

His ex-wife, Pamela Geller, former associate publisher of the New York Observer and a conservative blogger, burst into tears when told her ex is under criminal investigation.

Although listed in business records as a Universal co-owner, she denied it. “I have nothing to do with this,” Geller said.

I am amazed at the lyrical talent on this site. I’ll have a whole assortment of songs to drive from my brain tonight!