This reminds me, I must risk going outside to get my java-chip frappucino fix. It’s a hop, skip and jump across the street except when the rain dance terrorists are out there, then it’s a hop, skip and splash!

Poor Pam. She’s shouting “Theater!” in a crowded fire and no one will listen.

…the Central Islip Bed, Bad & Beyond!

I think it’s actually in Islandia.

What the hell did I just see? David Lynch directing an episode of the Mary Tyler Moore Show?

PG version of Nick Zedd’s “Police State?”

I watched it again and it made even less sense. Hypnotic…yet…compelling…somehow…

>SMEK!SMEK-SMEKKITY-SMEK!

I know some brothers in CI who’d love to meet Pam.

By way of Okfuture here is a really, really, really bad idea

If You Were a Terrorist, How Would You Attack?
The Freakonomics gang has moved over to the New York Times, and they must be intent on stirring up controversy. Today’s blog post delved into good ideas on how to conduct a terror attack, with an open invitation to readers to submit their ideas. This will no doubt touch a still sore nerve in NYC, and it has already managed to elicit some very negative remarks in the blog commentary section. Whatever your opinion on the matter of soliciting ideas on how best to terrorize Americans, it must be said that this is a clever PR move. It will bring them reams of attention, and will increase their already notable profile. And ain’t that America?

Summary: Levitt thinks a mass web of snipers is the best idea.

Seriously, I don’t know what’s wrong with people.

I think I accidentally html-tagged by accident and lost the last bit.

That last still looks like Norman Bates in the psycho ward, in the split-scond after she thinks “I know what they’re thinking. They’re thinking, “why look at her. She couldn’t harm a fly.'”

It’s like a third world country because suburban scumbags like Ms. Pammy are so busty (Ooops! Freudian typo!!) busy worrying about imaginary jihadis instead of infrastructure upkeep. Imagine if she were to devote some of her energy to things that actually were a threat to our security.

The date in the beginning is August 8, 2077.
Pam has been posting from the future the whole time.
So doesn’t that prove islamofascists aren’t that big a threat, if nyc is fine so many decades in the future?

Do you think we could edit that into something coherent? I watched the whole thing. It wasn’t even painful. I mean, she’s a terrible interviewer and she needs to use a wireless mike, but I think the whole thing was “it rained and they closed a building”. No setup. No development. No denouement.

Tell her to send it to me on MiniDV or uncompressed quicktime along with some B-Roll and maybe we can salvage a ninety second piece…

mikey

I think it’s actually in Islandia.

It moved to CI in the year 2034. Please keep up.

And, ummmm.
I have never fired a real firearm in my life, but paintball experience tells that was not exactly an effective shooting technique. On the other hand, I’d loooooooooove to see her get hit in the face with recoil.
Am I the only person who has an instinctive desire to punch people with plastic surgery in the face, or is that just cause of that one ex?

That last scene of her in the shooting range was the money shot.

those poor police officers.

Ooof.
Of course Gavin pointed out the date first thing in this post.
The heat index was over 100 today. I have an excuse, at least.

stop, you’re killing me…funniest blog evah

How the hell does she plan to get my back if she flinches firing a .22? She’s a shooter like Michelle MalKKKin is a cheerleader.

What is it with you liberals and personal attacks. Just because you don’t agree with Michelle Malkin politically doesn’t mean shes KKK.

Or DA, even.
*gives up, moves into the shower until friday*

I would have been amused by *efforts* like this if people like Pam either had a well-rounded, adaptive sense of humor (requires intelligence and broad knowledge, so hold no breaths) OR a capacity to put their tongues in their cheeks.

Of course, when you have Rand’s tongue and the dicks of Thatcher, Reagan, Petraeus and Medved being all cozy in your mouth there may not be much wiggle room.

The busier you are fellating yourself or others, the harder it gets for you to effectively convince others to join in.

My favorite parts of the video:

1. 2077

2. How Pam’s ‘got your back’ in all situations where freak weather shuts the city down, and the way she’s ‘got your back’ is she’ll shoot at the tornado with a .22. Or something.

3. At the end, she lists her website as Atlas Shrugs.com … which leads nowhere.

What the hell did I just watch anyways?

pamela to cops: what’s happenin’ whats happenin’ heah. nothin’s happenin?
cop to pamela: i like the way you hold that and take pictures at the same time
pamela to cop: i’m a new yawk bloggah, dat’s why.

geez louise…she must get a ton of alimony.

Man, that was awesome.

What is it with you liberals and personal attacks. Just because you don’t agree with Michelle Malkin politically doesn’t mean shes KKK.

thats only because they wont let her join for some reason.

If you were condemned to hell and had to choose between an eternity of watching atlaspam videos or ann althouse‘s, which would you pick?

What “building that collapsed”? Wasn’t it a steam pipe rupture?

I’d like to propose a new series of simultaneous Rock-Paper-Scissors relationship equations for understanding everything–everything!–on all wing-nut sites.

You start with Stupid, Crazy, and Grandiose.

Grandiose slaps Stupid.
Stupid ignores Crazy.
Crazy defies Grandiose.

Or maybe it’s not Rock-Paper-Scissors. Maybe it’s the Three Stooges. Or a vaudeville act.

That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. This is what Pam reduces me to.

Lesley said, at 2:19

If you were condemned to hell and had to choose between an eternity of watching atlaspam videos or ann althouse’s, which would you pick?

haha, I’ve memorized “The Inferno” so my ass is outta there!

How can any one really expect Pammy to cover their back when she bursts out crying on receiving the news that her ex was a subject in a criminal investigation.

Pam…….
might have to get a job?
Heeeheheheheheheheheeeeeeee.

Yes, in third world countries, people buy lots of overpriced coffee drinks.

Wow what a pushy bitch.

If she questioned a cop like that where I’m from she’d be cuffed and in the back of a police car before she knew what hit her.

Hey, now I’m kinda seeing what the righttards like about this whole authoritarian thing.

His ex-wife, Pamela Geller, former associate publisher of the New York Observer and a conservative blogger, burst into tears when told her ex is under criminal investigation.
Although listed in business records as a Universal co-owner, she denied it. “I have nothing to do with this,” Geller said.

Ohh sweet sweet Shadenfrued. Truly the internets’ greatest gift.

Man, that sucked

No way I could make it all the way through.

I don’t think I could watch Pammy and Althaus all the way through one of their mind numbing vblogs even if they were naked and banging each other. Make that especially if they were naked…

What was the point of that? There was a storm and it fucked up transportation. We need Pam to report on this?

I noticed that 2 of the 3 people she interviewed were immigrants. What’s Pammy’s position on immigration?

Serious. I had to stop after she started harassing the cops about how they “had” to tell her what was going on, and there were “40 million” cop cars.

And her shot grouping sucks. What is she, at the pistol range with a rifle, and still can’t hit anything with decent constancy?

Not sure that’s fair. She’s not setting up solid, and .22 LR isn’t exactly a match grade round.

Here’s an idea. Let’s give her a Remington 700 in 7.62, issue her a box of match grade handloads, let her set up in a strong offhand and see what she can do at 300 meters. I’ll be happy to be that filthy old golf guy who stands behind her, and reaches around (hahhah) correcting her form.

Lay the top of the post in the center of the ten ring and ssssqqqqeeezzzeee….

Oh yeah, babe…..

mikey

Things I learned about Pam Atlas today.

1) She can barely speak coherent English.

2) She thinks a store that sells over-priced coffee with silly Italian names like, “Vente Machiatto” is akin to traveling to Mogadishu because they have non-whites working there.

3) She actually seems proud of the fact that she can’t consistently hit a target 20 feet away with a glorified BB gun.

I am absolutely perplexed and flabbergasted as to how this woman thinks there is even ONE SECOND of this video that puts her in a good light. Does she do or say anything show even the slightest bit of intelligence or insight? Is their humor? wit? analyis? Nothing.

How could she actually WANT people to see it.

At least Ann Althouse can use the excuse that she was drunk for her videos.

Whenever a water main breaks, Pam is there.

By the way, what’s a “noo-yoke blah-guh?” Pammy says she’s one, and it obviously impresses the hell out of the NYPD.

I am absolutely perplexed and flabbergasted as to how this woman thinks there is even ONE SECOND of this video that puts her in a good light. Does she do or say anything show even the slightest bit of intelligence or insight? Is their humor? wit? analyis? Nothing.

Isn’t that what the Republican party is all about?

Uncle Mike,

It’s not the nooyawkbloggah, but the large sacks of silicone that impress the coppers–ain’t you never met NYPD pig?

Oh jeexus christ. This shit is so retarded. I went to work today. Yeah. No trains. Did I think “omygodz muslims!”….no, I just walked across the bridge and phoned that I’d be 45 minutes late. For non-newyorkers, look: we deal fine with shit like this. No worries…some workers get to take a day off…those in Brooklyn or Manhattan just walk in with assists from the buses or bicycles. Islam was not something that came to mind this morning. Nor terrorism. (though I was sweating the heat)
thx

I’ve never been so ashamed to be a New Yorker as I am now.

I need a hot shower.

Maybe two…

Don’t know if y’all heard, but the NYPD guy said “chill” to atlas’z nugs.

Amazing how the people who support the Preznit’s need to keep all the Terra War secret for Nashinul Securitee Reasons seem to think they are entitled to know what the cops are up to.

saul said @ August 9, 2007 at 1:46
What is it with you liberals and personal attacks. Just because you don’t agree with Michelle Malkin politically doesn’t mean shes KKK.

Nah, my gawwwwwwwwwd, but her association with Steve Sailer and vdare like totally does.

DiffBrad, if I could I’d pipe you some cold from down here and take some of that heat off your hands, ‘cos my fingers are turning purple.

And you guys are so much braver than me: I just stared at the link for a while, couldn’t stop shuddering, then went off for a rollup. She scares the bejeezus out of me, and I’m in desperate straights without my bejeezus. What would the neighbours say?!?

Hehe. Something nice and bolt-action. Like real men use.

Then we pack her down in a light load, just your basic combat BDU, helmet, maybe a few pieces of equipment and send her ass through the obstical course a few times.

I saw an episode of Cops once, where they were responding to a shots fired in LA. Apparently, some gangers had issues with this heavy-set black dude, one of them pulled out a .22 pistol and shot him a few times. They were talking to the guy who got shot at, who was fine, because between his fat and the clothes he was wearing, the .22 rounds literally bounced off him.
And the gunner was only a few yards away when he fired.

A .22 is like playing with Microsoft Flight Simulator and running around saying “I’m a pilot!”

Sidenote, my current favorite treasure is an un-spent 7.62mm hollowpoint I found at work. My boss got to keep the 9mm I found a few months back, but as this one is just the projectile, and no charge/casing, it be mine. Yar.

Also, the last 15 seconds of PotC:Dead Man’s Chest made me gay for Geoffrey Rush.

My bejeezus is being held hostage by a flock of extremely angry sheep. It’s a long story of a contract being misinterpreted. Negotiations are ongoing.

We’ll announce a press conference when there’s anything to report…

mikey

Thanks, your highness. The heat is slowly breaking, for now, so maybe it’s heading your way.
So the consensus is that was an actual gun? I thought pellet gun for sure.

i dunno, you’ve got to think about a bloggingheads.tv bit with althouse and oshry, set 69 years in the future, ann drunk beyond all possible reckoning, pam now reduced to a head atop two silicone sacs while glenn “post-human” reynolds drools in the background making stephen hawking-esque “heh indeeds” to no one in particular from the jar where his cerebellum continues, valuelessly, to exist.

it’s a fucking good time that’s had by all, ending only when some chick from qwglhm shows up with a sextuple ventissimovente laterati and pam guns her down in cold blood (i did mention robotic arms, no?), the blood from the holes left behind by pam’s 22 splashing all over the distended silicon sacs. althouse moans out something about “civility” before puking into reynolds’ head-sac housing, causing him to blurt out “transhuman” like some broken kraftwerk outtake for 30 minutes, while pam gibbers tuneless paeans to her ex-lover bush.

we exit on a hand, a dhimmi hand! as it blocks out the camera and the screams begin to crescendo…

Holy fuck, green, that’s a picture I’d pay my left nut to see!

And to think, you’re a Spurs fan!

A .22 is like playing with Microsoft Flight Simulator and running around saying “I’m a pilot!”

I know what you are saying, but technically an M-16 is a .22. That guy also wouldn’t have been walking around if that .22 pistol was loaded with CCI stinger. My guess is it was loaded with some ancient ass cartriges and that’s what saved him from getting hurt.

You can’t fool *ME* into clicking on that!

You can’t fool *ME* into clicking on that!

Me neither. I like having brain cells, thankyouverymuch.

I always love it when trash like Pammy wander into the City to bitch about the dahkies, and the wethah. Stay out on the Island, hon. We’re all happier with you out there.

An M-16 is a .223. Not the same thing as a .22 at all.

I wanna hear more about this “allegedly”crooked ex husband of hers.

BTW,that was the most watchable vlog(a noise I’ve made when wretching after bad seafood)of hers ever. Why? You don’t have to look at her til the last few seconds. That voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard,but the voice and the face is overload.

Actually, an M-16 is 5.56. .223 is a civilian round with the same external dimensions and similar ballistics, but .223 headspaces to a shorter chamber. You can typically shoot .223 Rem through a weapon chambered for 5.56, although don’t expect the same accuracy or trajectory. It’s not a particular good idea to shoot 5.56 through a weapon chambered for .223. Split cases and poor extraction and shit…

mikey

.223 is a kick in the pants in a T/C Contender. Get the 14″ barrel. It’s a hoot, and it’s cheap…

glenn “post-human” reynolds drools in the background making stephen hawking-esque “heh indeeds” to no one in particular from the jar where his cerebellum continues, valuelessly, to exist.

I’m sure this is how he imagines it: “I like her…FOR THE MAZE!”

I’m sorry but I’ve just watched this but what was the point . . ?

Well, the rest of you may scoff, but I, for one, am glad that when the Giant Muslim Target Circles invade Long island, Pam will be there with her .22 to help fight them back. Until she runs out of shots.

I want the last five minutes of my life back. Seriously.