I’m sorry. Lowell Cohn was supposed to our dirty little secret, our private shame in the North Bay. It was never meant that anybody else would ever have to read his inane prattle. We’ll try a little harder to keep him penned in from now on.

I’m the real TroyMcClure. You might remember me from such classics…oh, never mind…

It’s the part I was born to play, baby!