Must flee TV
Posted on July 19th, 2007 by
Are you ready for some mushroom clouds?:
The only thing keeping us from poking our eyes out with an ice pick is the hope that this is a joke… a hilarious joke. And yet this is real:
Here’s Something To Think About…
Remember to make a list of vets or veterinary hospitals in other cities where you might need to temporarily shelter your pet if evacuating the area.
Added: Thanks to Father Tyme for the link.
Don’t plan for future problems! It’s the Democratic way.
“Billy, I’m not going to bother with a plan for AFTER the Islamofascist attack. Because I have a plan for right now. Grab that brick and that can of spray paint and daddy’s gonna take you down to the falafel shop.”
Hey, Valerie Plame’s bogus lawsuit against Bush et al has been tossed from court! You guys should write about the injustice of the court’s following the law.
Don’t [cause] future problems! It’s the Democratic way.
Fixed.
Lotta pie out today.
Tell that to Carter and his destruction of Iran, realchesherkat. Or Clinton with his Somalia fiasco.
Hey, as long as we’re no longer worried about teaching our children how to plan for the future, let’s all buy junk bonds!
Oh dear lord.
Vote Republican or YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE!
Rich white guys causing problems for everyone else. It’s the Republican way.
“Yes, my son?”
I’m sure someone somewhere finds that funny. So…good job. Sport.
Nah Simbah. Repubs (I’m going to assume you meant ‘conservatives’, but lately this has been a horrible assumption, so apologies if I misunderstood) are all about competing. We think it drives people to inspire. We disagree that all humans should be equally compensated, no matter their skill in what they do (or more often, what they don’t do). We consider that a deadening force, or a cause of stagnation. To put it in Louisiana terms, we are agin’ it.
As for this post, we ALSO disagree with you, because we think we should protect our flanks, and protect our kids. Not with that ‘always watching them to keep them safe’ kind of crap, but with education. Saying ‘hey, if you see a guy screaming ‘allahu akbhar’, it’s a good idea to run in the other direction’. Historical evidence proves us right. Your huggy feely hoping says the opposite, I’m sure.
At least one person does jake!
Not with that ‘always watching them to keep them safe’ kind of crap, but with education.
As long as it’s not about sex.
Or biology.
Or astronomy.
Or ecology (or whatever they call it now.)
Or hell, science in gerneal.
Or Civics.
Or Ethics.
or, of course, history.
Just keep it limited to “Brown people bad, Jeebus good.”
Vote Greasemonkey or Kevin will annoy you and your children!!
mikey
More rats fleeing the sinking ship, I see.
Saying ‘hey, if you see a guy screaming ‘allahu akbhar’, it’s a good idea to run in the other direction’. Historical evidence proves us right. Your huggy feely hoping says the opposite, I’m sure.
You’re teaching your children to be … cowards?
Hey, I guess it’s the Republican way.
What the HELL are you talking about Duros? I’m not a fan of sex education in kindergarten like Obama is, but in 6th or 7th, it’s all good, if their parents are incapable of explaining things (but in that case… shame… parents… shame. What’d you have kids for if you can’t teach them how to be human?) Biology and astronomy, also cool. Ecology – well that’s different. They might actually propose that we are hurting our world by using energy (no joke, environmentalists say exactly this!) so we kind of ARE against this type of hype being spouted in the classrooms.
But science, civics, ethics and history? That’s our strong points! We’re the ones who learn from history. You guys learn from ‘hope for a new tomorrow’. It’s a great idea, it just doesn’t work. Unfortunately, HISTORY has proven this 🙁
But science, civics, ethics and history? That’s our strong points! We’re the ones who learn from history. You guys learn from ‘hope for a new tomorrow’. It’s a great idea, it just doesn’t work. Unfortunately, HISTORY has proven this :
Ya.
H’okay.
Whatever you say, Barbie.
The fundamental idea behind the ad isn’t too bad, it’s the method of delivering it that I find repulsive.
All families should have an emergency plan (not just for terra). Floods, tornadoes, earthquakes, fire, whatever…Hell, if the Nukular reactor by the lake goes south, we’d be better off knowing what we’re going to do, where we’re going to meet, etc. I think it is a sound principal.
The scare tactics of the ad are sickening. Unfortunately, we are an easily scared lot, images of 9/eleven!!111 still dancing through our troubled heads.
Jim, yer spot on. Kevvie is a coward as all Repukes are. C’mon, Kevvie prove I’m wrong and enlist, you sackless mower of yer momma’s pus…vagi…pude…I mean lawn.
Oh discoball, I fed the troll and now look what happened.
I still can’t figure out whether Kevin is a parody troll or just that stupid. Either way, the claim that conservatives are “the ones who learn from history” is simply freaking hilarious.
Ok, I managed to put up with the other pie-eaters, whatever their names were, but enough is enough.
Does anyone have a copy of that pie-liker greasemonkey script they’d like to share, or do I have to delve into the archives?
Userscripts.org is the answer to all your Greasemonkey needs, pie-related or not.
This is the pie script.
Biology and Astronmy that’s cool? Except for that branch of Biology known as Evolution, or Astronomy when it deals with the age of the universe.
Still let us not forget our brave leader’s words upon being given a special briefing on Al-Quedia in August of 2001
“okay you’ve covered your ass”
Or his inspring words when New Orleans was flooding
“Can I have some more cake?”
If W and Cheney were double agents working for the other side they couldn’t have done much worse.
Is that an ad for duct tape?
I LOLed.
Cheers, Simba, just what I was after.
We’re the ones who learn from history.
SNORT! IF by history you mean “Whatever Micheal Bay, Mel Gibson or John Wayne movie that supports my worldview”- then yeah you are historical savants.
If the conservatives’ study of history had gone further then masterbating to “Red Dawn” they would have read something about a place called Viet Nam and relized what a clustferuck Iraq was going to be.
Kevin didn’t even learn the correct use of apostrophes: “…the court’s following the law.”
Nor did he learn much history: “Tell that to Carter and his destruction of Iran, realchesherkat. Or Clinton with his Somalia fiasco.”
It was Eisenhower’s CIA that destroyed Iran, & it was George Herbert Walker Bush who sent U. S. forces to Somalia, after Clinton handed him his electoral ass, but before G. H. W. Bush left office.
Yes, Kevin we know you mean Carter should have nuked Iran. And if someone approx. one third your size kicks you in the shin, the best reaction is to pound his head into a pulp, and then dump gasoline on the body & burn it. (Maybe run your lawnmower over it a few times too.)
I bet there is an ad just like this only for evangelicals
kid: Mom?
mom: what hun?
kid: Do you have a plan in case we get left behind?
mom: I’m not leaving you behind.
kid: But if the rapture comes and you go to see the LORD, what happens if we get left behind?
Dad: Good point son, better eat your veggies. If we are taken and your still here, you are SOL my son. So say your prayers.
Kevin has to be a parody. Only our emperor shrub could actually be that st00pid.
Yay dbati! Yay. It’s not about being scared. It’s about being prepared. The people who were scared or thought someone else might be scared by this ad should look inwardly for the true problem. There’s nothing scary about it.
Marcowie. you are still trying to push the childish idea that I should enlist my full time in every cause I believe in? Grow, young marco. Grow.
Here you go, bistroist.
Nice Mr Bouffant. You claim that Ike destroyed Iran in the 50’s, even though it fell due to Carter’s neglect in the ’70s. You should write history books!
Kev’s as real as retardation, and only shows up here when he’s taking a breather from trying to suck his own dick.
You claim that Ike destroyed Iran in the 50’s, even though it fell due to Carter’s neglect in the ’70s. You should write history books!
All we need to know. Forget the election, forget Mosaddeq, it’s all about the Shah was a good guy ’cause he’d do what he was told, and if anybody raised their fist and cried for freedom from the tyranny of SAVAK they were commies. Man, you people have a very flexible definition of liberty…
mikey
Tell that to Carter and his destruction of Iran
Can someone unpack this lil’ enigma wrapped in a mystery for me? Carter destroyed Iran? The FUCK? Is Kevvie posting from The Universe Next Door, maybe?
Of COURSE we liberals are the scaredy-cats; after all, weren’t we the ones foaming at the mouth for the last 36-or-so hours about the big BOOM in NYC and how it MUST have been Islamofascists? Oh, wait, that was the Pammy/Malkin/Gates of Bacon&Playdoh contingent.
Kevvie-baby,
Yeah, you are a coward. Support for a war requires participation.
You’re a coward like Bush and Cheney and Zell Miller and Rush.
Can anyone get a white feather for the coward Kevin?
Oh noes! He has other priorities!
I just went to the ready.gov site that the cautionary terrorism threat vid directed me to and, fuck me…. Earthquakes, fires, floods, nuclear threat, tsunamis, state and local information, tornadoes, extreme heat, winter storms and extreme cold, etc.!!!!!
Osama and his boys have really got their shit goin’ on.
Markie-baby, Yeah you are not intelligent. A war also requires an industrial base, of which I am a part. As I’ve said before, a shotgun shell through my arm made me less able to carry out the war than better, younger, stronger people. But they are willing to support it, and I am willing to help them materially and emotionally. Don’t feel bad for me though. I can still hit a squirrel with a .22. Just not military material is all.
Keep wishing our guys lose or die young marco(I’ve no idea what you are wishing for to be fair). It’s not going to happen. We’ve got the greatest men with the greatest weapons attached to the greatest industrial complex short of China working for them. It’s over soon. I give it 6 more years. (Is that too long for you?)
That ready.gov has some very important advice:
Gotcha. Thanks.
Funny how hawks are just not military material ever. They all have the vapors, a splinter or a toenail fungus. But they do their part over here, blogging and working for corporations!
I’d fight in a war but I get grumpy when I have to wake up early. That’s my excuse!
It’s funny that the people spreading terror in the US are the Bush admin and their Republican lap-dogs, not actual terrorists.
Speaking as an ex-NYer, I remember the Con Ed plant at 14th and the FDR Drive (aka the east side highway, at least by me) blowing a transformer a year or so after 9/11.
Power went out, it looked a bit scary, but nobody was begging the college rethuglicans to take our civil rights away. That act of cowardice is reserved by our right wing authoritarians.
Osama and his boys have really got their shit goin’ on.
Just WAIT ’til they unleash the atomic gay-gerbil-powered cryogenic freeze rays. “Hey!” you’ll say. “That ready.gov thing said something about extreme cold! What WAS IT!?! Oh if I had ONLY -”
and then it’s too late.
Random, when you said, “Funny how hawks are just not military material ever.” What did you mean? Punctuation aside, did you not know that our military are hawks? I admit it’s a well kept secret in the MSM, but you read blogs! What’s you’re excuse?
Bwahahahahaha!
Kevvie-baby’s arm hurts and that’s his excuse for not signing up to fight in the most glorious war against the most dangeral enemy EVAR!!!
Good show, Kevvie-baby, you are a coward and a twat.
Not to defame twats in any way, I’m actually quite fond of the female genetalia.
Are you guys STILL not buying the mantra that we should “work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger?” If not, I guess you’re destined to live in a trailer park. But don’t worry. We’ll support you. For a while.
Get a job, liberals.
Thanks, marco-baby!
Kevvie-baby.
If you want to “work it harder”, I suggest a good bit of Vasoline.
Young Marco, you should realize you can’t win a debate with me. I’ve got a job! I even believe you are TRYING to find one, but that’s not the same thing. Produce something… anything, and we’ll talk.
Oh Kevin, give it up, please, you’r just making a fool of yourself over here. Here is a suggestion, go rewrite a Get Fuzzy cartoon, that was soooooooo funny last time.
“If you want to “work it harder”, I suggest a good bit of Vasoline.”
I didn’t want to say as much out of respect, but since you introduced it, you’re right! Vaseline is very appropriate for you. Just sayin’.
I’ve got a job!
yeah, Kevin, I’ll have fries with that….
Kevvie-coward,
I’ve worked on Alaskan fishing boats, I’ve worked as an English teacher in Bangkok and Warsaw. I’ve got a Masters….what does mommies little pussy mower got to show?
Kevvie-coward,
“I didn’t want to say as much out of respect, but since you introduced it, you’re right! Vaseline is very appropriate for you. Just sayin’.”
Whooooosh!!!
Right over the fucktard’s head!
By the way, my Nigerian girlfriend is quite satisfied with my performance-you dickless wonder.
Kevin’s arm hurts, leave him alone! He’s not a coward, he just has a boo boo.
Geez, RandomObserver. I get that you like to make fun of the handicapped, but the whole of the military sans fakers like Jesse Macbeth are hawks. And MUCH more hawkish than me. I think they can win. They KNOW they can win.
Someone’s taking an effort to act like me and post ridiculous comments (er, more ridiculous than mine in your world) in my name here in an effort to silence me. Since I don’t bow to fascist acts, it won’t work. Only Gavin can silence me here. I leave it to you to determine which are the ridiculous statements made by your friends and which are the ridiculous ones made by me.
“Kevin’s arm hurts, leave him alone! He’s not a coward, he just has a boo boo.”
Hey, ouch, but HAHA! I never thought of the thing as a boo boo, but wanna see some gross pics? That way you can say I have an ugly arm, AND I’m stupid! Entry, exit. Imagine that it was just a hunting accident or something I deserved so you can continue to make fun of me, random! Your condescension gives me hours of enjoyment. To those who care, it occurred while helping the (mostly) great and needy people of South Dallas. To people like RandomObserver, it was Dick Cheney’s fault!
Lobbey, shall I supersize? Heh, close! I AM in sales 🙂
Speaking of Jesse Macbeth, why haven’t you guys mentioned Scott Thomas yet? Afraid of getting burned again?
Stock-up on your boxed bunker water, kiddies!
http://aquablox.com/
Gah, guys – don’t play with the troll. Seriously.
Everything you could ever need to know about ready.gov can be found on an old, old Internet Infidels humor thread where they took the wonderful government graphics and re-captioned them.
While many of the pics have been lost with time, much of the great stuff can still be found here.
This is the first thing I ever found on the internet that made me laugh so hard I cried.
Oh, just a fair warning – it’s an atheist website, and the humor section tends to mock religion pretty mercilessly, so if you are sensitive to that kind of thing, I wouldn’t recommend poking through the rest of the website. This particular thread, however, is good clean fun for both the devout and the goyische menschen out there, too.
Kevin, mom says it’s my turn to play internets!
I can think of other public service organizations that should probably consider this approach.
Kevin, if you’ve got a job why don’t you go do it? Or are you stealing from your employer by posting on company time?
Jillian: That stuff is incredible!! Not quite in tears yet, but soon enough. All should go & marvel!
And to hell w/ the believers. (That’s where all believers end up, anyway.) Let ’em be terrified/shocked.
Jillian:
That was fucking awesome
Jill, sad for you that you laugh so hard you cry more often. Enjoy life more! It’s cool. Thanks all who did for ‘playing with the troll’. I found it quite enjoyable. Thanks more to all who didn’t mention pie. That joke’s got to be getting old, even for a Democrat! Almost as old as the “Shorter so and so” thing, huh?
i.e. let’s give up! Yes, m’lady, you are indeed a Democrat. Giving up or surrendering are the main things they’re good at.
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Say, that kid looks real familiar. Where do I know him from?
Oh yeah…
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/2500/deliverancebanjoji2.jpg
There.