Teh LOL
State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a local park after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer in exchange for $20, police said.
TWENTY BUCKS??!!! What the hell is anyone supposed to buy with that??!
Allen, R-Merritt Island, was booked into the Brevard County jail in Sharpes on a charge of solicitation to commit prostitution, a second-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in the county jail and a $500 fine.
So the fine will be 25 times what he was willing to pay for sex. I hope it was worth it to him.
Titusville police were at Veteran’s Memorial Park on East Broad Street on a burglary detail when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious, going in and out of the restroom three times, said Lt. Todd Hutchinson.
An undercover officer decided to go into one of the bathroom stalls, Hutchinson said. Moments later, Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20, according to the police spokesman.
Oops!
You know, I always find it funny that somebody would have to offer someone money in order to give them oral sex. I mean, most people will take oral sex for free. Anyone who has to pay money just to give it must be the least talented person ever.
The officer identified himself and took Allen into custody. Hutchinson said the officers had no idea the suspect was a state lawmaker.
“After he was arrested, he (Allen) mentioned he was a state legislator,” he said.
Allen told a television reporter that what happened was a “misunderstanding.” But Hutchinson said the representative did not dispute the undercover officer’s version of what happened in the park.
Allen, 48, who chairs the House Committee on Energy, is married and has one child. He also is a former Little League volunteer and has donated time to the Boys & Girls Clubs of Central Florida.
Uhm, yeah. Something tells me he won’t be invited to speak at the next Little League fund raising picnic…
Did you catch that he offered 20 bucks to ‘give’ a blow job? What kind of effed up wingnuttery is that?
Hasn’t he heard of Craigslist?
I guess you did.
Maybe I should read teh whole thing before commenting?
I looked as far as I could on his record, and he isn’t a screaming right winger, even supporting some sane state policies. Too bad, this kind of thing should always happen to their loudest, screamiest members.
Allen told a television reporter that what happened was a “misunderstanding.”
The man was holding a hen, not a cock.
From the AP, 7/12/07.
Sorry, but y’all missed the most important bit of information provided. To wit:
…when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious…
You want a blowjob from an unshaven man? Ewwww? I’m thinking it would be kind of hard to enjoy it, sitting on a smelly public crapper with this dudes whiskers on your thighs? Again, Ewwww!!
No wonder he had to offer money too. And no, 20 bux is NOT enough.
mikey
Reaganomics!
Allen told a television reporter that what happened was a “misunderstanding.”
No, no, I’ll give you $20 bucks.
“sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state’s prohibition on public sex”
… Always with the hypocrisy. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Republicans gotta be hypocrites. It’s like a law of nature.
Y’know, it’s almost like Florida Republicans have a tendency for disturbing sexual practices.
With the right private investigators producing the right stuff for blackmail you could run the country by proxy. Assuming someone hasn’t beaten us to the punch. Like J Edgar did back in the day.
How do you know he wasn’t asking for the COP to pay $20? Maybe he was alone and broke and needed to pay his (bookie/dealer/other).
Maybe He was raising money for John McCain.
Just what I thought, Witch. the wording of the story is ambiguous. I assumed it was a legislator-as-prostitute thing, not a super-desperate-legislator thing. They’re both equally possible, I’d imagine. I’m not sure which is worse, in any event.
TWENTY BUCKS??!!! What the hell is anyone supposed to buy with that??!
You gots to work hard for the $_$ when you choose not to pilfer the taxpayers!!!1!
Honestly, damn it’s sad. Be what you are and don’t invite unsuspecting heterosexuals into the sham you call your life.
Maybe he was raising money for John McCain.
Maybe he was gathering wood for John McCain.
Apparently, they charge by the inch down there.
“State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chair of Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s Florida campaign”
I”m sorry, but this is SO RIGHTEOUS – on toppa that OTHER “McCain State Co-Chair” who was SELLING COKE – oh jeezohpetesuss, fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Does THIS seize the Straight Talk Express’s engine, or what?!
Die, McCain, you smug bastard, die die die
Maybe he was gathering wood for John McCain.
Apparently, they charge by the inch down there.
:dying of t3h funny:
No it was Rudy’s guy that was the coke dealer – replaced his with an open racist and his LA chair is Vitter. Mr. 911 is on a real streak but it does not seem to be hurting him in the polls so maybe McCain wants some of this action
Being a Rethuglican these days sucks.
“Being a Rethuglican these days sucks.”
So to speak.
Too bad he blew his cover!
It’s so easy to blow twenty bucks these days.
#fluffybunnyfeet said,
July 12, 2007 at 20:34
Die, McCain, you smug bastard, die die die
(a little harsh, but…) and take Liebermensch with ya.
Bob Allen: Honey, can I have twenty bucks?
BA’s Wife: Okay, but don’t blow it all in one place.
(The next day…)
Bob Allen: Honey, can I have twenty bucks?
BA’s Wife: What happened to the money I gave you yesterday?
Bob Allen: I blew it.
BA’s wife: aw, nuts.
Bob Allen: so to speak.
Why is it ALWAYS a Republican getting caught in these situations? There’s gotta be a reason.
Allen, who sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state’s prohibition on public sex
This is just how it works with Republicans, isn’t it? I bet you could determine the entire content of a Republican official’s personal life by the bills they’ve sponsored. Whatever the bill they sponsored was against, that’s what they’re guilty of.
Eh. Personally torn. I hate teh wingnuttery with the best of them, and I swear I’m not a concern troll, but there’s something really sad and screwed up about this story. The amount of money? The photo? The borderline entrapment? (Yes, I know the cop didn’t “solicit”, but if you’re having a dry night and a totally hot cop turns up at a known cruising spot….) The previous campaign to crack down on folks with his own compulsions? [Sigh.]
Why is it ALWAYS a Republican getting caught in these situations? There’s gotta be a reason.
Maybe it’s genetics!
Man o man, after foleygate I started quipping that the GOP was the secret homosexual party, but this just confirms it, hell they should be printing it on all their campaign litterature to avoid misleading the voters.
Republican Part -tay, home of the secret -a- gay.
Sick and twisted, unhappy and vicious,
the republican is a man of secret wishes.
Legislate against public sex during the day
Get blown in the public washroom at night
Too much.
People – please, let’s not let this distract us from Mr. Vitter’s diaper fetish!
Reaganomics!
Is this where someone makes a joke about something trickling down?
MTS: It’s because Democrats aren’t (in general) perverts, & haven’t had “sex is for making babies & it makes your body ugly afterwards & let’s not talk about” drummed into them since Sunday School or whenever. Let alone that this poor bastard is no doubt a self-hating closet case, probably became a Republican in an effort to convince himself he’s not gay.
OPEN LETTER TO MALES OF “THE LEFT”: Let’s all shave, so that only clowns like Shrieking Harpy’s imaginary boyfriend John Bolton, pantload J. Jonah Goldberg & Rep. Allen will be sporting ‘staches & goats (the goatee thing is so 20 yrs. ago). Then we’ll know who’s who, making life easier for all.(If I see Goldberg stroking his goat on bloggingheads.tv one more time, I’m off to Washington to smear Nair all over his bloated puss!) (Heh-heh. I said “stroking his goat.”)
It’s a party of Barry Zuckerkorns.
Um, excuse me.
Who me? Kinda busy.
I was wondering if you’d like a blowjob.
Takin a crap here.
I know. Doesn’t bother me.
Well it bothers me.
You don’t want a blowjob? What, are you gay?
What!?
Um, that didn’t come out right. How about for twenty dollars.
For a blowjob I don’t want?
No. You GET the twenty.
But I don’t want to blow you.
No, no. You get the twenty AND the blowjob.
Dude. You got issues.
Well, whaddaya say?
Hang on. Lemme finish up in here first. Unless that’s another of your services.
Nope. Just head. And paying. Paying to give head.
Dude, you really need a shave.
Sorry, I’ve been kind of preoccupied.
Tell ya what, trixie. I’m gonna pass.
How about oranges?
Huh?
You know. Oranges. Citrus fruit.
What about them? You a green grocer too?
I’d give you twenty dollars to throw oranges at my ass.
I don’t have any oranges.
I’ve got some out in the limo.
That’s it. You’re under arrest.
Arrest!! For WHAT???
For what? You serious?
Hmm, this is a big misunderstanding.
mikey
You, sir, have crossed the line. Holee crap.
I blame pornography and our loose, Liberal inspired national morality! We’d better nominate Ben Shapiro to the Supreme Court before it’s to late. Cause’ the rest of ya’ are all sluts!
I think mikey is a serious contender to David Mamet for realistic dialog. I can just see Kevin Spacey and Jack Lemmon in the scene he just wrote.
Proof the gods of American politics have a sense of humor: One of the Florida House photographers is named Mark Foley.
Goddamn, the cost of living is CHEAP in Orlando! Here in Philly’s gayborhood you can’t get a decent beej for anything less than fifty smackers. And looking all fat and creepy like Rep. Bob Allan, cripes, would prolly run ya another Jackson on top of that fifty!
Thank you, mikey and duros62, for the best laffs I’ve had in weeks!
Oh, and what realchesherkat said.
I’ve thought for years that whatever they ACCUSED Democrats of doing was actually a CONFESSION of their own behavior.
This is just another example….
If you’re a Republican, please don’t read the following:
I have it on fairly good authority that if you ask a cop whether he’s a cop, and he says no, then he’s a filthy liar and you can’t be prosecuted for whatever might ensue.
…waiting for the Bush pardon…
Democrats aren’t (in general) perverts,
Democrats are perverts, it’s one of the things I dig about them. It’s why I only sleep with them. You can rarely go wrong with a little congenial, self-aware perversion with a sense of humor.
Republicans, on the other hand, are self-loathing perverts. This removes very nearly all the charm.
Best comment section ever!
Perhaps the “misunderstanding” had to do with whether the $20 involved a blumpkin?
Mikey wins! That was great.
New Repub slogan.
Join the GOP. The Party of Projection.
That’s 25 fewer blow jobs he can afford to give, now.
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Test marketing a slogan for 2012. Tell me what you think.
“I got caught with an adult female!”
Should curb and challenges in the primary, if you catch my drift.
Specialist G, you’re fired.
But thank you for not including a link.
Too lazy to go get the link, but this reminds me my all time fave James Wolccott snark in the wake of Foleygate, to wit: “All Republican men are privately, passionately, exceedingly gay.”
Why is it ALWAYS a Republican getting caught in these situations? There’s gotta be a reason.
It’s either a secret CIA drug that makes people raging homosexuals, or deep deep seated repression leaking out.
Personally I love a good conspiracy theory, so I’m 50/50. Ockhams Razor clearly suggests the latter.
You can be a painter all your life, that doesn’t necessarily make you an artist.
You can be a Republican all your life, that doesn’t necessarily make you a homo. But, suck one cock…
over/under on when Allen announces he is going into rehab? I say 5 days, and I’m taking the under.
TonyRZ, I don’t see that as entrapment, no matter how hot the cop was.
> TonyRZ, I don’t see that as entrapment, no matter how hot the cop was.
Police departments do homo roundup for sport. Speaking for myself, I simply never believe the cops when the cases come to court and they claim they just stared straight ahead, steely-eyed and did nothing to lead the guy on. And a mental, nervous closet case as twisted and wound up and out of shape as this guy could very well have just run away and burst a coronary vessel in his car if no one came by. Things seem light and civil enough here at S,N! about it (as compared to some nasty stuff at Wonkette), so I’d rather just laugh, too, but… nag nag nag…
and I wish I had some one-liners to add, but unfortunately I just came back from wonkette’s nasty little writeup about it.
I nominate Mikey for Blogpost o’ the Year.
TonyRz, come on, get a grip. I also am deeply skeptical of cop testimony, as in drug cases. But in a fucking park BATHROOM, a known spot for sordid pickups? (and it is going to be homo cuz it is just a bit too much for guys to try hangin’ in the women’s room.)
Uh-uh, aint’ buyin’ the entrapment thingie. Cops should be making sure sex isn’t going on in bathroom parks. This is one of the very few cases where “think of the children” makes a whole hell of a lot of sense. If my son wants to pee at the park zoo and take little grandson Jacob with him, I really don’t want them subjected to orgasmic grunting and ecstasy one stall over.
Go to a bar. Get a room.
Did you catch that he offered 20 bucks to ‘give’ a blow job? What kind of effed up wingnuttery is that?
Well, if he doesn’t swallow, it’s just the good ‘ol trickle down economics!
What kind of effed up wingnuttery is that?
Trickle Down Th- Dammit Mooser you took mine!
“Hasn’t he heard of Craigslist?”
Hell, hasn’t he heard of a glory hole? Typical Republican, trying to pay for something he could have gotten for free.
My bad, he wasn’t offering to pay the cop…he was simply fundraising for the next election.
Marita,
Yes. Thanks for doing so!
He should take a drive up to New Hampshire and have some johnny cakes.
The Orlando Sentinel reports on Allen’s press conference:
Some are born to solicit prostitution, some achieve solicitation of prostitution, and some have solicitation of prostitution thrust upon them.
The same article includes information from the arrest affadavit:
Live preview takes my HTML worries away!
affadavitaffidavitBut live preview can’t make me spell good.
> TonyRz, come on, get a grip.
You know, I’m not in this guy’s shoes, except we’re about the same age. But I’ve never been in the closet, never voted Republican, never lived anywhere except with the coastal elites, never felt unable to go to indoor establishments where adult men get their ghey on. I have no idea what’s going on in his head when he does these things. I know enough about these things, however, to know that the $20 offer is really really weird unless this cop looked like some desperately poor, snaggletoothed crackhead. Which I’m guessing he didn’t. Or unless there’s stuff I don’t know about this park, which could definitely be the case.
So I REALLY don’t know what kind of signal he got from the cop that translated – in his brain – into him thinking a come-on was okay. From your post, I’m gonna guess that it doesn’t matter to you what the cop did because he’s saving the children, and I guess we’ll agree to disagree.
> I also am deeply skeptical of cop testimony, as in drug cases.
Why won’t you think of the children? Those drug dealers could be in PLAYGROUNDS!!!!
From the affidavit:
> A few minutes later, the officer entered the bathroom to adjust his radio.
Okay, I’m laughing now. Thanks. 🙂
I’ve been waiting to use that line ever since St. Ronnie.
This is story is completely blown out… So to speak…
Y’know, I got asked to leave a party once ’cause I kept having to “adjust my radio”.
Heh heh.
Would it be funnier if I told you that the field radio used in Vietnam was called the “Prick 25”?
mikey
[Affidavit snipped]
Soooo…
*) Allen sees Kavanaugh re-enter a tearoom after they run into each other.
*) Allen goes back in, enters stall.
*) Kavanaugh washes his hands and enters an adjoining stall.
*) Kavanaugh peeks over the door.
*) Allen approaches door and Kavanaugh says “Hey Buddy”
*) Allen enters, offers Kavanaugh cash (and really, isn’t that the point at which he can make an arrest??) and Kavanaugh follows Allen to Allen’s car.
I’ll say this much. The cop sure doesn’t seem to have been coached in how to make it not look like he was inviting a come-on.
I’m glad that the cop didn’t blow his cover…
A few minutes later, the officer entered the bathroom to adjust his radio.
His ham radio, I imagine.
Was it not Larry Flynt that said; “Democrats come quickly, but Republicans are into all sorts of perversions..”.
Correct me if I’m wrong, it was some guy in a bar that that told me, he then went to the bathroom to ‘adjust his radio’ & ‘look over the stall door’.
Goddamn, the cost of living is CHEAP in Orlando! Here in Philly’s gayborhood you can’t get a decent beej for anything less than fifty smackers. And looking all fat and creepy like Rep. Bob Allan, cripes, would prolly run ya another Jackson on top of that fifty!
This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, updated to fit the current situation:
John McCain’s campaign is in financial trouble, and after hours of agonizing to solve their problems, his Florida chairman says, “John, look, we need some money right away. I’ll just go out on the street, see what I can get, and at least we’ll be able to pay off the most pressing bills.”
“Well,” says the candidate, “I really hate to think of you doing that, but we’re so desparate. I’ll make it up to you, baby, honest I will.”
So, the next morning, his chairman comes back. “Hey, John, I did really good! Look, I raised $10,020.00!”
“Wow,” says McCain. $10,020.00! Hey, what cheapskate gave you the $20?”
“Oh,” says his chairman, “All of them!”
Time to update the GOP marketing frame.
Party of Familiar Values. Say it real quick and people might not notice.
Mitt’s due for campaign manager expose I’d think. I’m betting he’s got a serial killer working for him.
Give the man a break. He’s just trying to raise enough money to buy an iPhone. *rim shot*
unrelated,
I believe the rim shot is extra.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
(Typical Republican though — drving down the wages of self respecting fellators.)
drving down the wages of self respecting fellators
Well, yeah, Florida is a right to work state. No union-represented cocksuckers down there.
Aw shit. Sorry.
“This is an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust upon my family.”
Also, why do these homosexuals keep putting their cock in my mouth?
The thing about entrapment is, the cops gotta do something to get you to commit a crime you wouldn’t otherwise do. If the cop said “C’mon buddy, I’ll give you $20 to blow me,” and then busted Allen when he took the offer, that might be entrapment. But even if the cop looked at him and winked, it’s not entrapment if Allen made the offer.
With all the pent up stress of being a politician, it was only a matter of time before he blew…
I know y’all are astonished that he offered a cop $20 for the privelige of sucking his cock. But it actually happened to a friend of mine once…
He was down at a local beach, not many people around, and the guy made the cash-for-disk offer. They went up into the sandhills behind the beach and were away. My friend, who’s not gay but is oddly adventurous, found it rather tedious: his comment afterwards was “I just wished I could come, so I could go“. I can’t remember the amount, but I suspect it was more than that, and that was some 20-odd years ago.
Yes, in the days of my yoof I had a bunch of friends who quite happily told each other their intimate secrets. Life these days is much less interesting.
Oh, happy previewy day!
I had a guy offer me a dollar when I was 12 or so to “turn me on.” I didn’t take him up on it.
From the affidavit:
> A few minutes later, the officer entered the bathroom to adjust his radio.
I thought they carried the radios on their shoulders — ?? Or is this new?
It figures, Qetesh, that someone who has to pay to give someone a blow job can’t be very good at it.
Also, does anyone know what the legal definition of entrapment? I’ve heard of one depressing case where this guy went clean, and this drug dealer was pushing drugs on him. The guy pushed the drug dealer, and the drug dealer shot him. Turns out the drug dealer was an undercover cop.
>> A few minutes later, the officer entered the bathroom to adjust his radio.
>I thought they carried the radios on their shoulders — ?? Or is this new?
Well, some years ago, my two boys had walkie-talkies in the form of a pair of action figures. You held the doll’s face to your ear to listen…
…and talked directly into his crotch.
Neither one was a policeman, tho.
TWENTY BUCKS??!!! What the hell is anyone supposed to buy with that??!
Bradrocket, you would be a piss-poor man whore. If you can service 6 Republicans an hour, you`re done for the day.
Jeff Gannon was impressive because he would `hang out` with you for a whole weekend, and that would put you back 1200 dollars. And the 8 inches cut is impressive too.
Anywho, check out Bob`s Offical Florida House of Representatives webpage
http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Representatives/details.aspx?MemberId=4204
Recreational Interest: water sports
Priceless
Entrapment pretty much is just what I said: the cops getting you to do something you wouldn’t otherwise do. There are nuances, like whether the court will use an objective test (focused on the cops’ actions and whether they would catch only those who were already likely to commit the crime) or a subjective test (focusing on the defendant’s actual predisposition to commit the crime) to decide whether you were actually entrapped. That varies from state to state. The federal courts use the subjective test due to a Supreme Court decision in 1992, which has made it a somewhat more successful defense.
Either way, it’s damn hard to make out an entrapment defense. You basically have to show that you were just walking along, minding your own business, with no intent or likelihood or predisposition to commit a crime, and the cops cajoled you into it.
Oh, by the way: NOT LEGAL ADVICE. If you get in trouble, consult a lawyer. I am led to understand there is a New York Law Firm that occasionally comments here. Perhaps they can help you.
The cop was undercover, staking out a break in, if I’m not mistaken. In that case, the radio was probably hidden under his clothing and if it got switched off or have the frequency changed, one would probably frown upon just wiping it out and playing around with it right in the street there.
That said, I’m not wild about cops. I dun mind them when they’re, ya know, actually doing law enforcement. I DO mind when they’re playing Traffic Nanny and pulling me over for making a right turn.
Mitt’s due for campaign manager expose I’d think. I’m betting he’s got a serial killer working for him.
Let’s just hope it doesn’t turn out to be one of Willard’s own sons. A couple of the ‘Five Brothers’ already have that thousand-yard stare.
Everyone seems concerned about some moral transgression here. As usual, you liberals missed the point. The major scandal here is that while this man was one of the primary people responsible for the fiscal soundness of the state, he got caught paying someone to give him a blow job. What kind of message does this send to the youth of today? How are they going to learn the discipline of a real business model if they think they can just take their young, hot, pumped, taut, cop body down to the park and get a twenty and a blow job any ol’ time they want? Mark my words, from now on the only time you’ll get a full day’s work out of the average police officer will be when the legislature is in session.
Um, If I’m going to shell out for a hummer, it needs to be from someone a lot better looking.
So, what? That’d be, like, $4-per-inch? Bitchin’!
The major scandal here is that while this man was one of the primary people responsible for the fiscal soundness of the state, he got caught paying someone to give him a blow job. What kind of message does this send to the youth of today?
You’re some kind of parody, right?
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The question no one is asking is “how many times did this pick up approach work before he got caught?”
I can’t wait for the wingnuts to spin this as “He was just trying to find a homo to beat up. He was just going to take him someplace private and beat the hell out of him. He probably had friends waiting there. Perfectly normal! A big misunderstanding!”
As I said on another forum:
Hmm, not sure how this is going to play out. If he was purchasing the services, then he could walk in a circle three times widdershins, say “Jeebus save me!” and all would be forgiven if he kept bashing gays. Not sure about providing the services though, I actually think that is a new one.
If the movie ever gets made, I say Lee Tamahori is the man to direct it!!
Paging the Preview Button, will the Preview Button please come to the courtesy desk….
Mikey, Prick 25? Do tell…
Oh cool Preview Window!! Such advanced technologies
PRC-25 and the PRC-77
http://www.prc68.com/I/PRC25.shtml
Whoops, forgot the Prick-77 link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/PRC-77_Portable_Transceiver
It’s just salesmanship, baby! First he pays 20 clams to get somebody to let him play his kazoo. Then, the guy says, “Hey, that was great! Let me give YOU twenty smurfs to do it again.” It’s a win-win! Everybody has the money they started out with, and the unshaven family-values Gop has a double shot of forbidden fruit, and maybe a new voter.
I still can’t get over the $20 part. I mean, that’s pretty low.
Alas, another example of the Wal-Marting of ‘Murka.
I thought they carried the radios on their shoulders — ??
Not when they’re set on “vibrate”.
I always find it funny that somebody would have to offer someone money in order to give them oral sex. I mean, most people will take oral sex for free.
I dunno, Bradley. Would you want his slimely lips around yours for free?
Omgodz…I just thought of this man’s wife and what must be going through her mind..
how many cocks-in-washroom-stalls has my husband…
I can picture her now pouring bleach down her throat.
TonyRz said,
July 13, 2007 at 1:50
You know, I’m not in this guy’s shoes, except we’re about the same age. But I’ve never been in the closet, never voted Republican, never lived anywhere except with the coastal elites, never felt unable to go to indoor establishments where adult men get their ghey on. I have no idea what’s going on in his head when he does these things. I know enough about these things, however, to know that the $20 offer is really really weird unless this cop looked like some desperately poor, snaggletoothed crackhead. Which I’m guessing he didn’t. Or unless there’s stuff I don’t know about this park, which could definitely be the case.
A lotta lotta male hustler culture did/does involve guys paying other guys to allow the payer to perform sex acts on the payee while the payee is essentially passive. This culture may have been more common in pre-Stonewall America, I’m not sure, but if you read John Rechy’s City of Night (an amazing book, by the way) you’ll get the straight . . . er . . . full story. Also, think Midnight Cowboy.
This just proves what we’ve known for some time–
The McCain campaign is going down.
Ahem…..
Are there ANY straight Republicans? At ALL?
That’s one of those news stories that just leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
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