Duh, Ok! Pt. Infinity
Posted on June 16th, 2007 by Gavin M.
Shorter Dick Morris
Republicans need to attack earmarks and stop wasting taxpayer money
- Say, here’s one: Republicans can atone for their. . .uh, twelve-year spending rampage that many have so recently noticed, by (heh heh) taking a crap on the Democrats. No, these ideas just come to me; I consider myself merely a vessel.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Wow, he doesn’t even get through the first paragraph before he plugs his book. Subtle, Dick, very subtle.
Four legs good, two legs better.
Funding the occupation of Iraq is not a waste of taxpayer’s money?
And Dick Morris is still getting face time WHY?
Off-topic, I know, but I’m much chagrined. Can you believe the liberal MSM? Here’s another example of them claiming a barely damaged mosque is “destroyed”:
http://www.iraqslogger.com/index.php/post/3205
Who will be brave enough to fly to Iraq this time and find out the truth about these so-called “mosque bombings”?
Four legs good, two legs better.
What? That’s, like, ten toes less.
Shorter Dick Morris? How much shorter could he be? What is he now, Toulouse-Lautrec?
Toulouse-Latrine?
And Dick Morris is still getting face time WHY?
Because of his spotless integrity, upright moral code, unswerving personal loyalty, and flawless political judgement.
Oh my God.
Hey, if the clip I heard on NPR this morning is any sign, either he’s got Bush’s ear or the minds of the grating think alike. Read the full transcript here if you have the stomach for it.