Shorter Kathleen Parker
Posted on June 14th, 2007 by Travis G.
Above: Always touched by your presence, dear
‘General Pace’s Collateral Damage’
- Ousting the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is part of Hillary Clinton’s ongoing efforts to drop a gay love bomb on our troops.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Imagine if there were no homosexuals to pick on: she’d have to find a way to fit illegal immigrants into her kooky scenario.
Bubba:
But by God, she would manage.
No one benefits more from Pace’s removal than Clinton, who would have had to vote for or against the man and be stuck with a position that could hurt her.
This also applies to Bush, doesn’t it? I mean, in reality, not in Batshit World.
Even shorter: “Clinton’s fault.”
I’m sure that (You Dropped a) Gay Love Bomb (On Me) was an ill-fated collaboration between The Gap Band and the Village People in 1984.
Who knew Holly Hobby was so anti gay?
They used soft focus and gauze on her photo?
ITYM “Always re-touched by your presence, dear”.
I think this is what the first run of replicants is going to look like- skin the color and texture of cakes of Maybelline, with a creepy embalmer’s putty-like sheen; fixed with inhumanly placid smiles which the engineers wrongly thought would make people feel at ease in their presence…
They cropped out the slogan.
ARYAN WOMEN: BRAVE, STRONG, BEAUTIFUL.
They used soft focus and gauze on her photo?
She kinda looks like Lita Ford with a Concerned Women for America makeover.
ITYM “Always re-touched by your presence, dear�.
I only wish I’d meant that, Republic. That’s awesome.
She looks like a friend of mine from college.
Who was pretty hot;
Ummm…. maybe that’s all I want to say. Maybe you could find a less-flattering photo of her? Or I’ll never get anything done.
I know you read those things so we don’t have to . . . but I couldn’t resist.
I read the beginning. Something about Pace being pushed out for unclear reasons. I skipped to the end. Clintons’ policies on homosexuality.
Wait, what?
So I went back to read the creamy middle. “One doesn’t need much of a running start to make the leap to Sen. Hillary Clinton”
One doesn’t? This particular One fails to understand how to get there from here. This One thinks it may be impossible without medication.
Townhall – proof that the War on Drugs isn’t working.
“One doesn’t need much of a running start to make the leap to Sen. Hillary Clinton�
This should be Townhall’s motto.
The funniest thing about this is that every time I see the name “Peter Pace”, I always read it as “Peter Paige”, who is without any doubt the quintessence of “gay love bomb”.
I see the name “Peter Pace” and I assume that he’s in charge of making salsa in NEW YORK CITY!!
mikey
A commenter comments on Parker’s collection of idiocies:
“…the Marines are a department of the Navy – the Men’s department, as the saying goes.
When the seemingly endless meetings are over, when the admin’s hand-wringing fears have been publicly aired, when the cocktail glasses are finally empty, when the focus groups have finally talked their last; the Marines show up to make the decisive statement. And decisiveness is a frightening concept to those who want to sip coffee while they demonstrate how kind, “smart” and caring they are. Think of fiddling (and preening) while Rome burns.
Marines are the last branch of our military that cuts to the chase and gets any tough job done. What a concept.
btw: I was a paratrooper during Nam and served in the 101st (it’s a straight-leg unit,now) and in the 82nd Airborne Division. Anyone can make it through jump school today, it’s been so softened up, so the “elite” status of the airborne is long gone. Only the Marines are left. Thank God.”
Goes well w/ Mr. Mencken’s immediately previous piece. And now I’m back to “preening” & emptying my cocktail glass.
OT: I just checked out some of Mark Noonan’s book via Amazon’s “Look Inside” feature, and it appears to be teh shizzle–abso-freaking-lutely hilarious. Are S,N! reviews forthcoming?
Gay Love Bomb is the best band EVAH!
Another thing to cross off in the Gay Agenda to-do list….
Thing is, once you join the jarheads you automatically inherit a debilitating brain disorder. The next time it’s raining REALLY hard, just pouring like a cow pissing on a flat rock, look outside. Horses and sheep will be standing there in the driving rain, looking mournful. When you see a man standing out in the storm, looking morose and futilely slapping at the raindrops? That’s a jarhead…
mikey
Its so disappointing that the last 40 years of political craziness (wars, open hatred for Teh Other, Fundie nutjobism, etc) all seem to boil down to two related themes: real men don’t feel compelled to act like macho assholes to “prove” their manliness; and cowardly, insecure males can conceive of no other “proof”.
Mmmm, the paranoia is strong in this Parker….
“Its so disappointing that the last 40 years of political craziness (wars, open hatred for Teh Other, Fundie nutjobism, etc) all seem to boil down to two related themes: real men don’t feel compelled to act like macho assholes to “proveâ€? their manliness; and cowardly, insecure males can conceive of no other “proofâ€?.”
Yes, it’s very regressive and bizarre to witness allegedly grown up men behaving like insecure 15 year olds in a locker room. I wonder if they have always felt this insecure about their masculinity and 9/11 just provided them the excuse to being airing their demented fantasies, or if 9/11 merely CAUSED them to become so insecure. I have to think that it is the former.
Greenwald nailes it: http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/06/14/matthews/index.html
The lowdown on Parker: not worth reading at all, but would be a lot more worthy of attention with my balls on her chin…
Sigh. Once again, someone leaves an obscene comment about Kathleen Parker, days after I’ve forgotten about my post and so has everyone else.
It’s almost like someone is daring me to rebuke them.