Straight Talk, Express Lane
Posted on June 5th, 2007 by Travis G.
Out on the campaign trail, John Fund keeps his bullshit detector holstered:
Mr. Thompson said the next president should have the courage to talk straight with the American people and bluntly say that Americans will have to confront both the soaring cost of entitlements and the need to remain committed in the war on terror, even when Iraq is “in the rear-view mirror.”
Colloquially, I believe the expression is, “Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.”
Whoooo-hoooo!! I’m here first! You can all kiss my Jurassic ass!!
I am KING!! MWAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!
*cough*
Ahem.
Nothing says straight talk like an ace commentater bragging ’bout his wife’s implants.
Don’t pour whiskey on my cousin’s goiter and tell me to jump down, deep fry the varmints, chop the kale, and tell me I’m my mother’s uncle, neither.
Iraq in a rear view mirror ? Not for the goddamned Iraqis and the goddamned U.S. Marine Corps. This is their own, personal, private never-ending screening of Hell in Sensurround. On what newly discovered neutron star do these people exist and how did they escape the gravitational field of one teaspoon of star = 1 million tons to come here and ruin our beautiful little third stone with their tapeworm like moronicitude ?
Jabba the Thompson! He’s got the family eyes, gleaming wetly with self-satisfaction, not to mention the flat froglike smirk. Of course his Hutt cousins would rather we didn’t bring up the connection, but if he’s going to blort out “honesty” like the above he’s just gonna keep embarrassing even the galactic slave-traders…
“Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.�
How about if I steal your watch and charge high fees to tell you the time? I’m training to become a consultant.
Iraq in a rear view mirror ? Not for the goddamned Iraqis and the goddamned U.S. Marine Corps. This is their own, personal, private never-ending screening of Hell in Sensurround.
Traitor! TRAIIITOOOORRRRR! Don’t you know that when you even suggest that our troops are not having a dandy time, it’s just like you’re putting a gun in the hands of one of bin Laden’s innumerable seconds-in-command, pointing it at an American soldier and pulling the trigger?
People died because you expressed that thought. Our troops are demoralized. The enemy is emboldened. Not because they are, in fact, in a screwed-up hell of the Preznit’s making, but because you brought it to everyone’s attention.
It really does hurt my brain to think about the fact Thompson represents people who hate ‘Hollywood types’ while demonstrating how easily that group is manipulated by very basic, often poor, acting.
I hope Fred and Newt both run. In a free for all I think Newt would win out of sheer murderous brilliance.
Then even Hillary could win. With Newt’s past, and her past, damn.
I know it’s scary, but with the bs Rove has set up it’ll take a damn massacre for the Dems to win in 08 without a long, bloody fight, I fear.
The soaring costs of entitlements? I see that DA Bonehead Q. Fucknuts here is trying extra hard to be Reagan II. Why can’t Jack McCoy kick his ass?
Don’t dildo my ass and call me Peggy.
The soaring costs of entitlements?
That means no more no-bids for Halliburton, right?
“Herr Doktor Bimler said,
June 5, 2007 at 6:01
“Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.�
How about if I steal your watch and charge high fees to tell you the time? I’m training to become a consultant.”
All the while saying, “Well, if you’d would just buy a watch, like a responsible person, I wouldn’t have to do this.”
If Hollywood Fred is elected he is going to “do things”, really.
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“36C.”
Niiiiiiiiiice.
Posted by: Bart at June 04, 2007 03:58 PM (qywjz)
Entire response by an Ace commenter to the earlier commenter bragging about his wife’s implants. They have just about enough brain power over there to run an entire wheel in a gerbil cage. (Not if one of the gerbils gets on the wheel, however.)
On Topic: The last person who looked like F. T. to be elected pres. was Ike, and Ike will remain the last person that bald & ugly to be elected. I’m also inclined to believe that people are sick & tired of
redneck/cracker/hick/peckerwood/ConfederateSouthern accents & slow (or no, in the case of GWB) talkers in the White House. (I know I sure as hell am.)“Niiiiiiiiiice.”
Americans will have to confront both the soaring cost of entitlements and the need to remain committed in the war on terror
Shorter: Fuck you poor folks, I’ve got a hardon for some really big guns, y’know what I mean?
I would like to humbly offer a correction. The correct phrasing goes like this:
“Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining”.
That from “The Outlaw Josie Wales”. And if that’s wrong, then I wasn’t born.