Oh yeah, like that
The Rant’s Frank Salvato is his generation’s William Safire:
Al Qaeda knows that the best and most sensational way to bring about their fanatical revolution is to strike out like a poison-toting viper at the shining light of freedom and democracy that is the United States.
Oh Frank, we bet you’re about to give us a free boatload of common sense, aren’t you?
This being said, the sad truth is this, if George W. Bush is defeated in November al Qaeda will claim his defeat as a victory. This victory would only serve to further empower al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations around the world. This isn?t a scare tactic but a boatload of common sense as mandated by the not too distant past; mandated by the escalation of terrorism after the defeat of Spain?s former Prime Minister and partner in the War on Terror Jos? Mar?a Aznar.
You just know Frank had a hard time facing that all too sad truth — but what can you do? Not only is voting for Kerry the same as voting for Osama, but it’s just God’s way of punishing Kerry because he said bad things about US soldiers in Vietnam:
Besides, perhaps this is karmic payback for the ?over the top? language Kerry used in disgracing the US soldiers still fighting in Vietnam when he was testifying before Congress. Stranger things in Heaven and earth?
So there you go!
I can’t wait for bush to get his karmic payback. That ought to be a big order.
Oh, and vipers can’t “tote”. They don’t have “toters”.
Mayhaps the “boatload” fit neatly into the plastic thingie in his bathtub?
I think we should start a meme among Bush’s supporters. Because Bush was picked by God (who apparently looks like five Supreme Court “justices”), God wants Bush’s true believers to withhold their vote this November to prove that God can get him into office anyway.
poison-toting viper
As opposed to the coffee and doughnuts toting vipers.
al Qaeda will claim his defeat as a victory
As will democracy it all working the way it should and electing the person whom more people voted for. It’s a wacky system but we like it.
?over the top? language Kerry
That corrupted my browser’s irony filter.
Sweet Jebus what is in the water down there?
strike out like a poison-toting viper at the shining light of freedom and democracy that is the United States
I guess that’s why campers carry those Coleman lanterns — to attract the vipers that strike out at shining lights. Because otherwise they’d bite *them*. Or something.
“al Qaeda will claim his defeat as a victory”. What if that is enough and they jsut pack up afterward and go home?
Hey, Osama? you want Bush to win, right?
awhellyeah. He keeps fucking up, and we keep bringing it on. He rulz.
but if anyone asks we should say we want Kerry to win?
mmhhm.
’cause then people will vote for Bush because they don’t want us to influence the election?
right. that way we can influence the election.
u r awesome Osama! thanx!!
… the defeat of Spain?s former Prime Minister and partner in the War on Terror Jos? Mar?a Aznar.
Hey dumbass, Aznar wasn’t running. His party lost, he didn’t.
“Sadly, No! ? Oh yeah, like that” in fact got me hooked on ur webpage!
Iwill certainly wind up being back even more often. Thanks ,James