It is very likely we will have to change our story again
Posted on June 3rd, 2004 by
The Stop Hillary PAC, March 2004:
It is very likely that Hillary Rodham Clinton is going to run for President of the United States in 2004.
The Stop Hillary PAC, May 2004:
It is very likely that Hillary Rodham Clinton is going to run for Vice-President of the United States in 2004.
Well, if Hillary’s not going to run, why doesn’t Peanut run instead? I’d vote for her any day.
Hey, speaking of Peanut, is she ever coming back again, Seb? I miss her.
We have always been at war with Eastasia…
It’s very likely that’s we’re a PAC of paranoid ijits…
Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!
She said she wasn’t going to run and she isn’t running.
It’s almost like she was telling the truth… oh that’s why they can’t figure it out.
Peanut!
Peanut!
Peanut!
We want Peanut!
Hating Hillary seems to be the only growth industry in Bush’s regime.
Glenstone, I fear that the evil Dr. No has poor Peanut chained to a radiator down in his basement where she cranks out these blog entries for him to put his name on. Haven’t you noticed that Seb’s material has been a little too good lately?
So that’s what’s become of Peanut!
Well, Pete M. at least you tried to set up the evil Dr. N. with a decent Christian gal.
I wonder if he’ll let her out of there once he’s had his wicked way with her?
Well, Pete M. at least you tried to set up the evil Dr. N. with a decent Christian gal.
Isn’t the lovestruck Mrs. No! (Mrs. No!: This cafe is a nice place for a couple in love. Dr. No!: And for us, too!) woman enough for Seb? Sadly, No!
I miss Peanut, too.
What has become of Peanut? She posted only a week ago!
Did you even notice???
Newsflash:
HILLARY IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING IN 2004!!!!!
TIME TO MOBILIZE THE FORCES TO STOP HER!!!!!
SHE WILL DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
WHATEVER SHE IS GOING TO DO, IT WILL RUIN AMERICA!!!!!
SHE MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
WE’RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!
EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG IN THE WORLD IS DUE TO HILLARY – IT’S TRUE AND IT’S FACT!!!!!!!!
IT’S ALL HER FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
What has become of Peanut? She posted only a week ago!
Did you even notice???
Of course, but Peanut is like sex — once a week is not nearly enough!
It is very likely that Hillary Clinton is going to run for Postmaster General in 2004…
Sadly, No! catches some revisionist history. There are certain things the right does that, by merit of their results, make you shudder. (Abortion, gay rights, etc.) But there is nothing, and I mean nothing, more flat-out hilarious than the abject…
A few weeks ago I read a Cal Thomas column in which he suggested–with no real evidence–that Hillary Clinton would somehow try to take the nomination from Kerry and run for President in November. Just with that one suggestion he gets across the ideas that Kerry is weak, that he’s evil by association because he’s mentioned in the same sentence as Hillary, that the Democrats are divided, and, of course, that the Clintons are power-hungry plotters.