Pete from The Dark Window (Some windows should never be opened) gives us an update on “our” application to join that most holy of dating sites:

If you happened to read this blog yesterday, you know that the nefarious Dr. Seb No has been publicly questioning my manhood over at his “website.” In response to his practically unprovoked attacks, I submitted both of our names and information for acceptance to a conservative Christian dating site.

Read the rest here…

Added: Maybe we should ask for Jesus’ General’s help.