I Am John Eek

Like clockwork: NYTimes wants more gun control; Like clockwork, Part II: Phelps creeps to protest at funerals
By Michelle Malkin · April 16, 2007 11:44 PM

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Like clockwork, Part II: Reader Sarah writes that those lowlifes of the “Westboro Baptist Church” are planning to show up at the funerals of the murdered VTech kids. (I refuse to link them.)

“(…Because if anyone sends the customary obscene rants and death threats to Fred Phelps’s people, I am so gonna get sued.)”

Coming up: Continuing her total boycott of ever linking directly to a Fred Phelps site, Michelle jumps up and down yelling that a college anti-war group is violently unhinged, and courageously posts the members’ phone numbers.

Then, radiant with bravery, Michelle boldly links to a jihadi website run by Lebanese teenagers 5,000 miles away.

 

Comments: 25

 
 
 

Considering the regularity with which death threats are hurled at private persons Michelle has posted personal info about, and that she certainly must know that this goes on, one can only wonder when her efforts as Brownshirt Coordinator will be considered finally worthy of legal attention (RICO, perhaps)?

 
Hysterical Woman
 

Well, Fred Phelps is a clever bastard. He knows the law. He gets his money sueing people.

 
 

“ALMOST ALL OF THESE SUCH INCIDENTS HAVE BEEN COMMITTED BY MUSLIMS. THAT THIS MASSACRE WAS AN ABERRATION FROM THAT IS NO REASON FOR US NOT TO CONTINUE OUR VIGILANCE AGAINST THIS COMMUNITY (MUSLIMS) THAT CONTINUES TO TARGET AMERICA. BEING FROM THE NETHERLANDS, WHERE A MUSLIM MURDERED THEO VAN GOGH, AND A MUSLIM-INSPIRED OTHER PARTY MURDERED MP PIM FORTUYN, ONE WOULD THINK YOU’D UNDERSTAND THAT. BUT ONE WOULD BE SADLY MISTAKEN.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL”

holy crap! she found TWO examples of muslims killing people in the netherlands!! finally, she can be vindicated.

 
 

Like clockwork: Teh Malkin says something stupid.

 
 

China must be attacked. All the wingnuts are now running to teh recruiting office.

 
 

Oh my dear lord. This may be off-topic, but it is surely of interest to anyone who writes or reads this blog. I give you: JJ fondling M’ann Coulter:
http://wonkette.com/politics/funny-pictures/the-most-dy+no+mite-picture-even-taken-252715.php

Truly, the apocalypse has begun.

 
 

did y’all know that god hates sweden too? i was quite unaware of that…
pastor phelps is a prophet in the schizo-roll-around-poop-ship-of-fools-totem-retard vein. i am quite pleased he is available for consumption, and it endears me to no end knowing that deranged ecclesiastic poetry is, however nominally, part of the public discourse. i mean, debord would certainly be proud of this bit:

“Carl XVI Gustaf
King of Sodomite Whores

You jackass Swedes just don’t get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don’t give a rat’s tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil’s own penis – a veritable sperm bank for Satan’s queers.”

http://www.godhatessweden.com/html/royalfamily.html

whoa….

someday, i will be the invading aztec overlord of the sodomite whores of Newyorcotitlan.

beaner can wish, right?

 
 

That’s a clever angle. I wouldn’t have thought of this one.

 
 

So the Republican position that there’s a right way and a wrong way to hate teh gay? That sure clears things up.

 
 

But Wotan Loves Sweden. And Wotan always kicks Yahweh’s ass. Look how rich the fucking Swedes are …

 
 

Why on Earth would Malkin not like Phelps?

Professional jealousy ?

 
 

Doug: It is a mystery!

 
 

This is off topic, but sweet Jesus, have you guys seen Derbyshire’s last post about the VT massacre? Enter at your own risk:

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YzllOTU0MDUzY2NhZDE2YmViYmRiNmE5ZjM1OWQxYTU=

“If only I were there, I’d have simply counted the rounds, and popped out while the attacker reloaded… Buncha pussies at VT, tell ya what.”

 
 

“she found TWO examples of muslims killing people in the netherlands”

One of whom isn’t a Muslim at all.

Is that quote really from Miss Schlussel? ‘Cos if it is, and if she’s claiming to be from the Netherlands, then you’d think she would speak at least one other language besides (according to the list on her website) “Hebrew, Arabic, French, and Russian.” Well, two more if you count English.

 
 

nah, someone from the netherlands chided her about trying to inflame hatred against muslims, and she replied by saying they should also hate muslims, since one muslim, and another guy inspired by muslims killed a couple of people in the netherlands.
based on that logic, tho, i could easily say we should all hate christians, because anyone from america should know about what fred phelps has done to people, and he’s a christian. ergo, all christians MUST be like fred phelps. heck, he has way more than two people working for his cause.

 
 

Just like clockwork Malkin & readers blame it on gun control.

 
 

based on that logic, tho, i could easily say we should all hate christians, because anyone from america should know about what fred phelps has done to people, and he’s a christian.

And let’s not forget Eric Rudolph, Tim McVeigh, Charles Whitman, or Chad Castagana…

Clearly, all those conservative Christian terrorists means that we should deport Schlussel before she starts killing more children…

 
 

“Well, Fred Phelps is a clever bastard. He knows the law. He gets his money sueing people.”

Actually, he was disbarred for bringing frivoulous lawsuits. I went to school with the heir apparent (Charles) of the Westboro Baptist Church. We had several classes together. The real conundrum is that many of the members of that family are remarkably intelligent. Brainwashing is a bitch.

The funny thing about this group is that they did more for tolerance of homosexuality than anything else could have in Topeka, Kansas in the late Eighties. They were so extreme, they drove the ‘normal’ people of T-Town to be tolerant.

(Warning- Unhinged Liberal Ahead)

BTW…

Fuck That Buck-Toothed Bitch. She should get some dental work with all that hate money.

That’s how much revulsion Malkin inspires in me. I have to dust off the old school-yard taunts. And don’t get me started on the apple. Good Lord, The Apple!

 
 

It’s a telling commentary on Phelps that Michelle Malkin thinks he’s a creepy lowlife.

Does she also think he’s a liberal? If not, has her brain exploded yet?

 
 

BChurch,
Holy crap. I think I can say, conclusively and without reservation, that if someone walked into wherever Deb was and started shooting, he would shit himself and pass out. My god, his penis must be so pathetically tiny as to require quantum-scale condoms.

 
 

Er, I mean ‘Derb’.

 
 

If you can find a torrent, there was a recent BBC documentary where Louis Theroux spent time with the Phelps clan. As with all of his pieces, it was pretty interesting.

Since Malkin has extrapolated from that Bosnian mall gunman to all Muslims, I’m sure she’ll do the same from this Korean gunman to all Asians and thus hand herself over to authorities.

 
a different brad
 

Phelps, is, like, soooooooooooooooooooooooooo old. He’s grody, you guys. Michelle, like, doesn’t, like, like Phelps because he’s ancient and stuff. Like, seriously.

I hear Michelle is pledging Kappa Gamma Delta Pi Epsilon Prince symbol this semester.

 
 

Ya’ll should go after Pam from Pandagon next. She won’t link to Fred Phelps either.

That’s right, because if Michelle Malkin doesn’t like Phelps (because he’s lightyears beyond insane), and Pam from Pandagon also doesn’t like Phelps (for the same reason), that must mean that Pam is just like Michelle.

We can illustrate the logic with the following equation:

A is not B
C is not B
Therefore, A is C.

See how that works?

 
 

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