Shorter Cal Thomas

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Above: Shaved his mustache when someone pointed out his resemblance to Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein

Happy Independence Day Iraq

  • I’ll be very surprised if there is not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


 

Comments: 10

 
 
 

Is Fred Hiatt attacking your server hamsters again?

 
a different brad
 

Yeah, Cal. How’s about they build said square out of the bones of dead Iraqis? And maybe a throne of skulls for a statue of Dubya to sit on?
Think it pisses off Cheney when Bush gets his ‘credit’ like this?

 
 

“Thank you, Mr. Thomas! Hooray for the freedoms!”

 
 

Cal Thomas almost makes Krauthammer look bright.

 
Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian
 

I’ll be very surprised if there is not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush.

Yes, Mr Thomas, welcome to “We are so going to get that c*nt” Square!

 
 

See a tongue-in-cheek visual of Ann Coulter launching her latest war on terror…here:

http://www.thoughttheater.com

 
 

George W. Bush Square? Sure, my friend. Just go straight down here, take a left at the burned out hotel, a right when you get to the big crater on the left….not the small craters, but the BIG crater…. go straight about a 1/2 a mile til you get to Clusterfuck Circle, and you’re right there.

 
 

what a great idea. in fact, i think the chinese should rename tiananmen “george w. bush liberty square”!

 
 

I have renamed my toilet “George W. Bush Freedom Depository an’ Integritude Transmitter, an’ stuff.”

Flush twice it’s a long way to the White House.

 
 

Not even Worthington could sell that one Cal.

 
 

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