Sadly, No! Politics

Things are happening at the Washington Times’ Political Blog:

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Seems like we’re not the first ones to notice either:

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–>tracey Says:Why are you covering this?

posted at 11:18 AM

Good question.

 

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My fellow Americans. I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for the President of the United States, as soon as I am discharged from Bedlam. You’ve tried the fake Texas cowboy — now it’s time for a real live beer-guzzling swamp princess on meds! Vote Britney in ’08!

 
 

This is all part of the John Gibson “Americans do too care more about Anna Nicole than about that ol’ war! Do too! Do too!” You know, the intellekchural approach.

 
 

This will be the hot-button issue of 2008. The candidate who best taps into the heartland’s sentiment about the Britney’s loves lost will win the presidency.

 
 

Reagan/Nicole-Smith for 2008!

Because the only good Republican is a ….

Ok, that’s going too far.

 
 

Well… DID HE!??!

 
 

Here’s the immediately preceding post:

Have you and your car had a close encounter with an axle-bending pothole?

Mad as all-get-out because it’s the same hole you hit every time the ice thaws?

Click on the comments box below and vent with the rest of our Times readers.

Our Metro reporters and editors are going to pick a few of the most horrific potholes and follow up in a few days to see if the road crews in Virginia, Maryland and the District took advantage of the nicer weather to fix the roads.

Cut loose here, it may convince the powers-that-be to get to your favorite rim-bender first.

— The Washington Times Pothole Truth Squad

 
 

Why are you covering the covering of it?

 
 

Hey, S,N! can’t ALWAYS be about dissing prog-rock and orange juice whores.

Sometimes, you just have to cover the really important stories in the world, as presented by Important Media Outlets.

 
 

“Cut loose here, it may convince the powers-that-be to get to your favorite rim-bender first.”

I can’t even begin to describe what happened the last time somebody said that to me.

 
Herr Doktor Bimler
 

Driving off the deep end? That mixed metaphor contains too many ingredients.

 
 

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