“Schooled by a Comedy Blog”

Here is the Victory Caucus’ traffic for the last week (via Greenwald):

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Here is Sadly, No!’s traffic for the last week:

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Just imagine how well we’d be doing if we had Politico writing articles about us.

UPDATE:

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Heh.

 

Comments: 43

 
 
 

Politico… that’s that social networking site with the loops? Or is it the thing with all the bloggers?

 
 

But you’ll notice in teh side by side comparison that the Red Line is winning which clearly means America is trending red and wants Victory (registered trademark of the WPOPO911A (We Peed Our Pants On 9/11 Association.)) And up is down, unicorns made the ark and we’ve always been at war with Eurasia. Whee!

 
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Though I appreciate javaphil’s optimism, I’m afraid I have to disagree.

What these graphs conclusively prove is that America does not want to win. Imaginary Traitor Jamil Hussein and his AP allies have sapped the will of the American people. When we lose this war, the Mexicoislamofascidhimmi emboldening posts of this “comedy” blog will be largely to blame!

 
 

and just think how high your traffic would be if your server didnt crash daily

 
 

The other day someone appropriately called it The Victory Carcass.

 
 

Willing to lpaste and copy stuff wherever on the internet..

 
 

What is with Tuesday? Don’t you people have jobs on Tuesdays?

 
 

Are those numbers excluding the hits from the DOS attacks? 😉

 
 

We love the Daily Reach chart. AkaDad: “Victory Carcass” heh indeedy.

 
 

Hmmm… World of Warcraft does its system maintenance on Tuesdays.

Coincidence? I think not!

 
 

The Victory Caucus message board is sad and pathetic. I read it every day; it’s better than soaps.

 
 

If the Daily Reach chart is rotated 180 degrees then the desired victory surge is achieved. It’s just a small correction.

 
 

Off topic, but everyone on the left should read this, if you haven’t already. It’s about 9/11 conspiracy theories and Bush.
I don’t agree with it 100%, but, well, here’s a teaser, “Why do I bother with these morons? Because they are destroying the movements which some of us have spent a long time trying to build. Those of us who believe that the crucial global issues – climate change, the Iraq war, nuclear proliferation, inequality – are insufficiently debated in parliament or congress; that corporate power stands too heavily on democracy; that war criminals, cheats and liars are not being held to account, have invested our efforts in movements outside the mainstream political process. These, we are now discovering, are peculiarly susceptible to this epidemic of gibberish.
The obvious corollorary to the belief that the Bush administration is all-powerful is that the rest of us are completely powerless. In fact it seems to me that the purpose of the “9/11 truth movementâ€? is to be powerless. The omnipotence of the Bush regime is the coward’s fantasy, an excuse for inaction used by those who don’t have the stomach to engage in real political fights.”

In addition, Counterpunch has made me feel quite silly for ever buying, even in part, into some of the truth movement claims. Their series debunking the myths of 9/11 theorists is a real eye-opener.

 
 

Look, I think (yet again) Sadly, No is missing the bigger picture here. The silent majority of Americans who believe in the war against homexlamudhimmicrafascism realize that victory is more important that such trivial things as web counter statistics. I mean, they’re a silent majority after all and have more important things to do (like grab more cheetos and watch episodes of 24) than to just visit some website. I mean if anything, these statistics show that liberals would rather surf the web and root for failure in Iraq than doing the necessary things (like shutting up and clapping more loudly) that will give America a renewed commitment to victory.

 
 

Only 4,000 page hits on a Sunday? And it’s not even football season. Sad, very sad.

Maybe if you tarted up the site – put some dancing unicorns and a constantly looping soundtrack by Dr. Sammich in the background, you might lure somma those MySpace-deadened Gen-Yers. Juke the stats. Start putting those little “Digg This” chiclets into every posting. After which, you could really start cleaning up on the AdSense words for Clearasil & No Fear t-shirts.

Hey, I’m just sayin’. Even Retardo & Bradrocket have gotta eat, yaknowumsayin’?

 
 

Hey I would kill for 4,000 page hits a month. Maybe I should get some dancing unicorns and some video of me eating a fundamentalist’s baby.

Wingnuts are really crapping out on the internet. Why blog when Rush Limbaugh tells you what to think?

 
 

Right wingers all sit around together staring at one giant internet, so their numbers are underreported by the LMSMocrats at daily reach.

around.

 
 

Heh.

Indeed.

 
 

Bbbbbbut….KERNS! Have you checked the kerns!!1111ninewunwun

 
 

looks like you chased trevino of the internets, too.

http://atrios.blogspot.com/2007_02_25_atrios_archive.html#117251324682832083

you guys are so badass.

 
 

I wouldn’t get too complacent about ol’ Tac.

Remember his dire warnings in the last infestation? “You’ll get what you deserve, HTML, in several weeks…”

He’s just going into a dormant mode, to transform into….

Self-Righteous Man! The power to disrupt entire conversations! With fists of tapioca! and he’s got killer bees in his mouth and when he talks, he shoots bees at you!

 
 

Waitaminute. By those stats, my blog is more popular than the Victory Caucus.

You know the filler-snark regular bloggers crank out by the metric tonne? My blog has about one of those posts a week. And that’s it.

Pardon me while I laugh myself silly now.

 
 

Bossy would like to take a sec to brag that she had virtually hundreds of visitors last week. Like, hundreds of shundreds.

 
 

What?! Tacitus!! Speak to me!!

Sheeeyit.

What the fuck are we going to laugh at now?

 
 

S,N! should really open an office in Second Life.

 
 

I was attempting to make a photshop of the “ole perfesser” but since I am not a mega nerd I don’t know much about robots and such so I just thought about how I would like to see MichellMalkins head on a duck and started from there.

I attempted to follow the guidelines and I originally wanted to put Glenn’s head on Rags, the robot dog in Sleeper but that was too obscure of reference to find an image of the dog so I used the first cyborg dog I could find and then added a gaggle of geese to complete the picture.

Is this an acceptable entry?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/403830781_d540b81a55.jpg

 
 

Is this an acceptable entry?

I’m not even going to look because the description is so good. Just replace the picture with a screenshot of the description.

 
 

What was the name of the comedy blog?

 
 

Never mind the silly old war in Iraq, the new enemy is…

Digg!

Read it and weep laugh

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=24598_Diggbats_Enforcing_the_Groupthink&only

I can see them all now, sitting in the basement sweating hitting “digg” or “bury” in frantic excitement.

 
 

Tacky, is going to come back with 50% more pomposity and he’ll be a more fiery shade of orange too. Woe betide the insolent lefties who dare to mock him and his light saber of justice. I hereby dub the next incarnation of Trevino “Lord of the Onion Rings”.

 
Innocent Bystander
 

What is you gave a Victory Caucus and nobody came?

 
 

Shorter Tacky:

Now look what you made me do!

 
 

Woe Betide?? Mom?

mikey

 
 

I dearly love Politico pipes, with their built-in medicated filters. Just the thing when you want smoke blown up your wazoo.

Politico.com — they’re mylde!

 
 

Look at this posting by a regular commenter at a Conservative blog (that I look at kinda like I would look at a train wreck) regarding Iraq. You’ll think this is a joke but, sadly, it is not:

“We could win this war though. I say through back channels, we contact the Sunni and Baathist leadership. Offer them weapons, support, logistics, training…they will fight the Shia.

[. . .]

It would be a bold move by the US but one I believe would put an end to the fighting in Iraq.”

http://polipundit.com/wp-comments-popup.php?p=16950&c=1#comments

It’s comment #37 if you care to look.

 
 

Hmmm… World of Warcraft does its system maintenance on Tuesdays.

Would that make the Victory Caucus Carcass the Leroy Jenkins of the Reich-wing bleghosphere?

 
 

“What I was going to say,� said the Dodo in an offended tone, “was, that the best thing to get us dry would be a Victory Caucus.�

“What is a Victory Caucus?� said Alice; not that she much wanted to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that somebody ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.

There was no “One, two, three, and away!â€? but they began running when they liked, and left off when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the race was over. However, when they had been running half an hour or so, and were quite dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out “The race is over!â€? and they all crowded round it, panting, and asking, “But who has won?â€?

 
 

Interesting … I never really believed Alexa rankings meant anything, but looks like it tracks traffic relatively the same (I get between 5,000 and 10,000 visitors daily, and am right around this blog on Alexa … seems to make sense).

Cool

 
 

I can’t wait until they start the liberals are traitors and lost this war blog.
Damn you war losing liberals.

 
 

Victory Cacas.(according to Wikipedia, caca means the same in nine languages!).

 
 

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