Hey, what happens at Obama stays at Obama. Or something.

Watch me complain about a whole grocery list of pundits who psychoanalyze politicians without ever mentioning Charles Krauthammer.

Hey! How ’bout Lyle H. Rossiter, Jr, MD:

Through drastic government action the radical liberal seeks the following:

* A powerful parental government to provide everyone with a good life and a caring presence

* An elite corps of surrogate parents that will manage the lives of the people through approximately equal distributions of goods and services, just as real parents provide equally for the needs of their children

* A guarantee of material security from the state, similar to that which a child expects from his parents

* A form of parental social justice that cures or mitigates all states of deprivation, inequality, suffering and disadvantage

…and somebody to answer “no” when we ask if we’re there yet.

Check out his picture.

God, I hate Bush Derangement Syndrome. Especially since a better case can be made for Clinton Derangement Syndrome.

Or, Shorter Shorter Ferguson:

Bush isn’t pathological, because his critics want to appear sophisticated.