For lovers only

In response to the countless* pleas asking, “Will you promise never to waver from your shrill librul bitching about politics, current events and our rapidly declining culture?” I have to say, Sadly, No!

Sometimes, you just have to take time out to admire the resilience of tradition in the face of societal decay and, well, get a little schmoopy about it.

One Slightly Used Wedding Gown. Only worn twice: Once at the wedding and once for these pictures.

*actually, two


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CLose to 3 million hits, 149 bids, currently going for 25 thou. Was this on Dateline or something?


Never under estimate the power of the internet. I just sent the link to two people. I’m such the spammer.


I like how, in the middle of his rant about the divorce, the spirit of the dress takes over.

” … after looking at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. How do you women wear this crap? I only had to walk 3 feet and I tripped twice. Don?t worry ladies – I am wearing clothes on underneath it. I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty.

Love (or that special frock at least) really does conquer all.


Peanut, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve read in a quite a while. Thanks.

Still chucking…


My fav:

“Oh, yeah. I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right – three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.”


My co-workers were looking oddly at me as I was falling out of my chair laughing. That was hysterical.

My favorite:
“Uh… Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.”

Which brings us back to the shrill librul bitching…


You just know someone?s gonna find the ex-wife and try to do a story on her.

Whole thing is kind of like this urban legend.

Except it?s true.

Ann (not Coulter)

I’m pretty sure this is the dress that Star 94 in Atlanta bought. They were talking about how they found a secondhand wedding gown on eBay and decided to throw an entire secondhand wedding. It was hi-larious.


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