HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god. I didn’t even pick up on that.

triple post! but even diluted you guys still provide more content than your typical riehl post………

So that’s why dan is riehl mad.

Ok, I don’t play a marketing professional on TV, but if I was doing the Cialis ad he wouldn’t be touching himself. I mean, that’s not the message you’re trying to sell, right? I figure Dan has that covered already. Shouldn’t bikini girl be doing the touching?

Just Sayin

mikey

Bikini girl is what Dan would call a “beard.”

He’s not “touching himself,” Mikey, he’s “adjusting his priapic erection”

Srsly, Riehl’s recent posts tend to revolve around creepy obsessions with feminists, sex in general, male genitals, homosexuality, drugs, and a lot of rage at non-Stepford women. Many of his supporters offer unsolicited testimony about how really NOT gay Riehl is. It’s really bizarre over there.

Uh, I think maybe I’ve had the wrong idea about what ‘cockslapping’ was supposed to mean.

As Wu-Tang Financial would caution: You need to diversify yo wingnuts, nigga! Protect yo’ neck!

norbizness, that wasn’t fair. I now have tea all over my monitor screen.

Oh I know exactly when you’ll be back up, Dan.

Not to appear grandiose or narcissistically preoccupied, but I know there are lots of rumors circulating around about if and when I will be writing and releasing a song about Anna Nicole. It is not a secret that I often write songs that address the issues of our time. Just to settle rumors, I have written a song, but in a transparently contrived effort to build up anticipation, and in order not to appear brazenly crass and openly opportunistic, I’m waiting until at least Monday to release the song.

Wu-Tang Financial ain’t got nothing on Herbert Kornfeld. Word.

Fun fact about Anna Nicole from random memory: her battle with painkillers began after her surgery for breast augmentation. Seems she went all out, and had a second set of implants put in under her chest muscles, which cause her tremendous pain, the poor dear.
On the other hand, she was still a better person than Courtney Love.

I’m sorry she’s gone. Having her around was a little like having Jayne Mansfield still be here. She was a cheerful, overblown, self-promoting gold-digger, and I kind of liked her.

Though I had been hearing about Anna Nicole Smith recently, (including reading a headline saying her mom blamed drugs*) I didn’t know she died until I saw it earlier today on one of those paper thingys…a newpaper I think. Really surprised me.

*Yeah, I probably should have wondered “blames drugs for what?”, but I assumed it was just talking about her general Anna Nicole Smith-ness.

geez, if it’s really you, blt, and you are here pimping your shit again, you need to fix the hyperlink from drblt.com to drblt.net!

will you ever learn, godbag?

I still say Bobby Trendy did it, with the hot glue gun, in the maribou-lined conservatory.

Is that an actionable statement?

Why is Bikini-girl in the Cialis advert clutching a cricket ball?

prozacula said,

February 10, 2007 at 0:34

“geez, if it’s really you, blt, and you are here pimping your shit again, you need to fix the hyperlink from drblt.com to drblt.net!

will you ever learn, godbag?”

Prozacula, with self-proclaimed enemies of me and my music like you, who needs a promoter? Thanks for the free song pimping.

I guess you’ve exposed my internally conflicted state about pimping my own stuff. That’s why my song pimping can’t truly be referred to as Shameless Self Promotion. Anybody who characterizes it in this way does not understand the depth of my shame.

We’ll buy a 12-pack.

“She was a cheerful, overblown, self-promoting gold-digger, and I kind of liked her.”

Notwithstanding my disdain for gold-diggers, I think you and I could become great friends.

It’s true about the longer you aren’t doing it, the more you think about not bothering.

If you have it, you don’t want it.
If you want it, you don’t have it…

They’re marketing erection dysfunction drugs to 20-somethings? Oh, the humanity!

Ok, why on earth would a guy the age of the model in the ad need anything like Viagra or Cialis?

Shouldn’t the age of the model at least be ambiguous? Elysian Fields to Betsy, do college students now need chemical additives to get that lovin’ feelin’ ?

They’re marketing erection dysfunction drugs to 20-somethings?
Indeed. If 20-somethings want erectile dysfunction, they should stick to alcohol, like we did.

Thanks, Herr Doktor. Now I have to pick crunchy fish treats out of my keyboard.

I think its the “Again and again” part that is being trumpeted here?