De-Programmer

Concerning a matter below:

Patterico: The moon is made of cheese.

Sane person: That’s ridiculous! There has never been any cheese within a million miles of the moon!

Patterico: BWAHAHAHA!!! The distance from the Earth to the moon is 238,854 miles. I DEMAND A CORRECTION!1

Our response is constituted as follows:

 

Comments: 39

 
 
 

Ahhhhhhh, Masada. I’ve only seen electric Masada live, which didn’t prove quite as good, at least that night. Painkiller, on the other hand, has never failed to impress, especially when Mike Patton sits in.

 
 

Yeah, don’t worry Patterico, you may be a total chumpwagon, but you still mean the World of Warcraft to us.

 
 

Ok, after actually watching that vid i have no idea why I thought it was the zorn masada either.

 
 

It was actually something else called ‘Masada’ briefly (not the Zorn project), during the usual 5.6894 minutes where Gavin M. frantically fixes the post.

 
 

Phew, I thought I was going to have to issue an official apology sometime a month later, after no one particularly cares.

 
 

Must credit John Travolta and Los del Río for the bitchin’ dance moves!

 
 

Sadly, No incorrectly refers to Masada as some sort of techno band, but everyone really knows that is was a fortress whose seige ended with the mass suicide of its entire population including almost all the women and children.

I demand a retraction and an admission that S,N is aiding the terrorists by falsifying the truths of history.

 
 

The suit coat grab is a classic move that can never die.

 
 

So do any of the papers that ran the first-draft AP story also have posted on their websites the second-draft AP story, so the AP shouldn’t post another draft for something that has already been revised for clarity?

And when are the Madly, Hos gonna bring on board the French-accented educated guy to do guest posts, since he performed a unilateral surrender in the blog wars?

 
 

So do any of the papers that ran the first-draft AP story also have posted on their websites the second-draft AP story

I mentioned an example of this earlier today. The Las Vegas Sun ran the two stories the same day (11/24/06).

 
 

If digby can riehl in tristero, after he closed his blog, similar magic is possible.

I’ve seen B.Röcketbé hanging out in the haloscum crack-den with the likes of NTodd and Thers. Only a slipperly slope from there until a Madly, Ho byline is spotted.

 
 

I find it amusing that Townhall, which has been a Ladly Jo ‘favourite’ for a while now, was the source of the error that lead to to tiff with Patty Cakes. There’s a mystical, beautiful symmetry in that, don’t you think?

 
 

http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2007/02/18_insurgents_d.html

dan hates the US MSM mainly because they are free to write whatever. If only more countries could be like China and have the government run their press. Then we’d win in Iraq!!!

 
 

screw this crap, at skippy we ask the question of the ages:

krupa, rich, or bonham???

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LA Confidential Pantload
 

Well, yes – the mosques weren’t TOTALLY FUCKING RAZED TO THE FUCKING GROUND AND REDUCED TO DUST. And this means that AP is actually run by Osama B. And that we should completely ignore the 20+ corpses found every day that have been used for shop class training. And that every analysis – CIA, military, State – that comes out of Iraq saying it’s FUBAR squared is just another piece written by traitorous defeatist Dhimmicrat-hate-America types (how’d so many of them get in our government, anyway?). Fuck Patterico and his Nazi friends. Fuck them a whole bunch with a shovel. Forever.

 
 

Leeeeroyyy Jenkinnnnsss!!!11!!!one!

 
 

I don’t care if you are a cartoon. If you can not do the cabbage patch, don’t even try.

 
 

krupa, rich, or bonham???

Fuck that. More like Tony, Roy, Jack, or Elvin?

 
 

Sadly, No incorrectly refers to Masada as some sort of techno band, but everyone really knows that is was a fortress whose seige ended with the mass suicide of its entire population including almost all the women and children.

But were you there at the time, or are you relying upon the claims of Josephus, who can’t be considered a reliable source in this matter? I say we ask Michelle ‘Malkin’ to investigate.

 
 

But were you there at the time, or are you relying upon the claims of Josephus, who can’t be considered a reliable source in this matter?

The US Military is saying there is no Josephus. How can we trust what the MSM has to say?

 
 

Oops, forgot to change my name back.

 
 

fuck that. more like tony, roy, jack, or elvin?

roy.

 
 

Patterico is the guy who likes to call penalties in backyard touch football.

 
 

Please don’t get the drummer wankers started. They will swarm and say stuff like “compared to modern drummer douche X, Gene Krupa is like the ape in 2001: A Space Odyssey before the Monolith.”

I HATE DRUMMER WANKERS!

 
 

http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2007/02/soros_hitler_et.html#comments

more riehl idiocy

in this issue dan bemoans the comparisons to hitler. Then links to a website that claims george soros is “worse than hitler”

well technically they weren’t saying soros was like hitler…

 
 

Bwah … terra … bwah .. state police details … bwah … cartoons … bwah …

 
 

Bwah Tony Williams … bwah … is the Vinnie Colaiuta of the … bwah … MBTA … Philly Jo Jones …. bwah … Massport …. bwah …..

 
 

The Associate Press paid me to claim that I killed Jesus. But they knew and I knew that I in fact did not exist …

 
 

Bwah .., I thought I was going to have to issue an official apology sometime a month later, after no one particularly cares … bwah ….

 
 

One thought randomly popped into my head about this all tonight as I was trying to lead a ‘normal’ existence. How long before wingnuts’ newfound interest in semantics leads them to debate the meaning of the word is?

 
 

Oh, so now we can post images in our comments? Good to know, but I’m busy rocking out to the Walkmen right now… Ahhh, Hamilton Leithauser…

 
 

fuck that. more like tony, roy, jack, or elvin?

Jack.

 
 

fuck that. more like tony, roy, jack, or elvin?

Tony. No contest. That was a trick question, right? I knew that was you, tb.

Oh, and best Numa Numa dance EVAR!!!1!!

I hope you all noticed Seb listed in the credits as one of the dancers.

That’s why he doesn’t post any more. He has a lucrative new career.

 
 

That was a trick question, right?

Yep, the correct answer is “you are retarded for even asking me to pick”.

I HATE DRUMMER WANKERS!

Well, fuhuhuuuuck you. It’s not wanking when it buys you real estate, son. Go listen to some more of your favorite band in the world: Creed.

 
That's MISTER Wingnut to you
 

If “destroyed” don’t quite fit, AP must eat shit!

 
 

I thought the question was Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky or Mike?

 
 

I thought the question was Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky or Mike?

Answer: If I love the girl, who cares who you like.

 
 

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