Ignignokt Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
OK, Dan, two can play at that little game.
The Sadly Foundation, with the help of a generous moonbat welfare check grant from sugar daddy George Soros, hereby nominates Ignignokt for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Ignignokt has done a lot to earn this award. From giving the world its first toke of moonajuana…
…to stealing a magic Foreigner novelty belt…
…to royally fucking up my commute this week, Ignignokt has done nothing but spread fear and chaos wherever he goes.
Now, a lot of you may say this sort of behavior isn’t something we want to reward with a prize, let alone a prize intended to reward peace. And you’ve got a point. But Ignignokt has still done a great deal for world peace simply by not being a war-mongering drug addict shitbag propagandist. Which is a lot more than some people can say.
Now, were you intelligent, you could say you believe there’s a x % chance the nomination won’t be accepted, you might even say 100%. What you cannot say is that Ignignokt was not nominated. Thanks for playing.
Megadittos, Bradrocket.
The Moon Rulez #1!
You left out the part about recruiting Moon Masters to fight the mighty Gorgatron, thereby saving, um, that Cliff guy. I guess. Sure, it’s preemptive war, but what is that, like, a *crime* or something now?
You left out the part about recruiting Moon Masters to fight the mighty Gorgatron
Actually, I tried, but the YouTube vid for that episode wouldn’t let me embed 🙁
I for one, nominate myself for a Nobel peace prize. Now some might question the conflict of interest that comes with self nomination of a Nobel, or that as someone who’s sole influence on the world’s events has been an internet hoax, I am horrendously under qualified. However, considering the records of my fellow “nominees”, I had no choice but to throw my own hat in the ring. After all, the prize (and, yes the nominations) should be awarded on the basis of the political credentials of such nominee and not by a peer-review process. That’s why the coveted People’s Choice Award is so much more meaningful than that elitist piece of trash that is the Oscar.
Now, were you intelligent, you could say you believe there’s a x % chance the nomination won’t be accepted, you might even say 100%. But you cannot claim that I wasn’t nominated, or that my self nomination was somehow invalid.
I think I’ll be adding 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee to my resume. After all, I was nominated right? Just not by anyone who has the capacity to do so.
Achieving peace through thoughtful use of the Quad Laser!
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
Its bullet is enormous.
This past week Dan Riehl put up a post that tried to cast doubt upon Barack Obama’s plan for pulling troops out of Iraq because the press release announcing the plan contained a typo . . . and that very post contained a typo by Riehl.
It’s at the point where any post making even a mere mention of his name is hilarious simply by virtue of its inclusion. “Dan Riehl,” for me, is kind of like the word “poop” — it just makes me giggle, even though I know I shouldn’t.
Its bullet is enormous.
It takes a while.
I nominate…you! That’s right, YOU!
me, ME?!! woohoo, I’m nominated for a nobel! Hi Mah!
This makes the second nomination I’ve seen for the big Mooninite – after this one.
I’d rather see Ignignokt win than Limbaugh – given the choice between two such examplars of peace, go with the one that shows you have a sense of humor.
Bubba likes us! He really, really likes us!
Can I can a nomination for the Nobel Peace prize of moonajuana??
and onion rings too.
Yo–Rickey digs your blog. Check out Rickey’s sometime:
http://ridingwithricky.blogspot.com/
The innocent shall suffer … big time.
owlbear1 Can I can a nomination for the Nobel Peace prize of moonajuana??
I’m sorry, that’s not a hair question.
brad, how about a write-in campaign: ignignokt for mayor?
…a war-mongering drug addict shitbag propagandist.
you forgot racist and sexist. and whatever you call someone with a beef against ppl with disabilities.
rush, that is. rush is those things. never ignignokt.
I’ve just been notified that one of my posts at Tbogg has been nominated for a Pulitzer.
So ooooold. So tiiiiirrrred… It’s time for me to retire.
Don’t even bother, TfP. What’ll happen is, people will stop using you in earnest, yet continue to use you ironically, like as though they’re doofy enough to still be saying stuff that went out in the nineties.
None of us shall ever know the sweet peace of the grave.
“never ignignokt.”
ignignokt is specist.
So ooooold. So tiiiiirrrred… It’s time for me to retire.
Yes, TfP, though it is as your brother Talk to the Hand said, it is time.
At least that obnoxious little “Bzzzzt!” doesn’t seem to follow you around as much as it used to.
I think Jack Bauer is going to have to hunt down the Mooninites! Check this link out ( when you get to the page, look at the left sidebar!)
http://thejacksack.blogspot.com
I nominate Handbanana. He spreads the love.
I’m bringing catchphrases back
These fuckin’ wingnuts don’t know how to act.
Don’t have a cow, man!
Why does Err get no recognition? After all, it was his fearsome visage that paralyzed all of Boston with fear.
everybody knows that err is just the sidekick.
Limbaugh has no chance to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize anywhere except in K-Lo’s fantasy world.
dood, I broke your toobz. Left a tag open and I can’t fix it. I’m so sorry.
I hope mayor Menino can see this
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because i’m doing it as hard as i can
Then of course, there’s this.
Yesterday, my neighbor nominated me for the “Shut Your Damned Dog Up!” award.
I must admit–I’d never heard of it before.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070202/ap_on_re_us/pipe_bombs;_ylt=Av_8Uj8YvxQqUx7fz__wZWdH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MjBwMWtkBHNlYwM3MTg-
More overreacting by wingnuts who wish that America would blow up, and blow up real good.
I mean, it’s not like these bombs were even primed to go off!!! They are obviously not a threat, why waste time and money to scare people?????
Stupid wingnuts.
Yeah, there’s absolutely no difference between an obvious pipe bomb and a lite brite.
Idiot.
Besides, the bomb squad dealt with the pipe bombs quickly and efficiently, with no fuss, without shutting an entire city down. You know, like non-bed-wetting adults deal with problems.
Since Dan continues to pretend he doesn’t know who can and can’t nominate for a Nobel prize, I think he should go the whole hog, declare himself the Nobel Committee and award Rush the prize.
It’s all about creating your own reality, right?
A lite brite? That wasn’t a lite brite. I have a lite brite, it doesn’t look anything like those “devices.”.
Idiot. And like what were those “devices” advertising? I’ve never heard of that show, and to know what that stupid character is, you’d have to know the show, cuz they didn’t have the name of the show on them. DUH!
Those devices had cylinders attached, how the FUCK is anyone supposed to know what they were?? Or who put them there? Who put them together?
Sweet Jesus, you all are a bunch of idiots. I really mean it. I hope they throw the book at those smirking idiots.
If you find “devices” in a few areas, it makes SENSE to shut down the city, because you don’t know if there are others, or where they are. I mean, if they had been bombs and had blown up the city, you’d all be screaming about that.
Get a brain. Lay off the glue sniffing.
That’s it. I’ve had enough of this stupid bitch annieangel. Can someone tell me how to make her comments just not show up at all?
I nominate…you! That’s right, YOU!
Yay! What a resume brightener!
I’m not stupid, and I’m not a bitch. But maybe you could ask Brad to ban me, and anyone else with an opinion you don’t like. And then after that, you could invade Poland and grow a funny mustache.
Annie, I mostly agree with you – both about the Boston response to the devices and your response to Ryk, but in both cases the same problem showed up.
About Ryk – your response started off as a measured rejoinder:
I’m not stupid, and I’m not a bitch. But maybe you could ask Brad to ban me…
but then careened off into Godwin-land:
…and anyone else with an opinion you don’t like. And then after that, you could invade Poland and grow a funny mustache.
Similarly, I agree with you that the Boston authorities did the right thing by having the bomb squad look at the devices and even block traffic until they were sure it was safe. Their mistake was in making a lot of overblown, paranoid speculation – very publicly – and continuing to overreact even after they found out the devices were harmless, instead of handling it all quietly.
They had cylinders attached tot hem!!!!! OOOOhhhh!!
AAA batteries are cylindrical, aren’t they?
“I’m not stupid, and I’m not a bitch.”
Wrong on both counts Annie…
That’s it. I’ve had enough of this stupid bitch annieangel. Can someone tell me how to make her comments just not show up at all?
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