Symphony in Retarded Minor

Why, hello! It’s Dinesh D’Souza! No, no, no … it’s not a bad time at all. Do come in, Dinesh. Hey gang, guess who’s here? Dinesh D’Souza! We were just talking about you, Dinesh!

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What’s that, Dinesh? Pelosi what? “Pelosi’s crew and Osama bin Laden share common goal”?

Ha ha ha … good one, Dinzzors! Funny, funny stu … wait, you’re being serious? But … but … linking Democrats to terrorists is just sooo 2004, don’tcha think? Or is this a ‘retro’ thing you’re doing here? Like an ’80s party, only with more 9-11 and less 90210?

Okay, we’re game. Let the fun begin:

Pelosi’s crew and Osama bin Laden share common goal

The Pelosi Democrats sometimes appear to be just as eager as Osama bin Laden for President Bush to lose his war on terror. Why do I say this?

Because you’re an asshole? Because your ability to accurately describe reality has zero correlation with your continued receipt of large amounts of money from various rightwing foundations? Because the ‘Big Lie’ strategy requires lots of repetition? Because the same bullshit has been said by thousands of other Cheeto-stained wretches, and you’re too lazy to think up an original smear? Because David Horowitz owes you money and you’re trying to jumpstart his loony Discover the Network website?

Are we getting warm yet?

Because if the Pelosi Democrats were seeking Bush’s success, then their
rhetoric and actions now and over the past three years are pretty much incomprehensible. By contrast, if you presume that they want Bush’s war on terror to fail, then their words and behavior make perfect sense.

Or, just to drop some Third Way Fu on you, if the Pelosi Democrats regarded it as ‘America’s war on terror’ and not exclusively Bush’s, and further, they believed that Bush himself was royally fucking it up. Then their rhetoric and actions and words and behavior would also make perfect sense.

And let’s face it, Bush kind of sucks at government and war. Saying he shouldn’t be in charge of those two things is more sort of commenting on his lack of success rather than wishing for it.

From the point of view of new House Speaker Pelosi and her fellow liberal Democrats, bin Laden today is, well, a small problem.

But … but … but … wasn’t Bush the one who said of bin Laden, “So I don’t know where he is. You know, I just don’t spend that much time on him, Kelly, to be honest with you.” And then, just in case that wasn’t clear enough, wasn’t he the one who reiterated: “I — I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.” …?

Yes. Yes he was.

Of course, in D’Souza-world, kind of seeming to indicate by behaving in a way that sort of subtly arches one eyebrow as if to implicitly seem to kind of hint that you possibly half-think bin Laden is, well, a small problem… is waaaaay more evidence of somebody’s point of view than stating strongly and for the record: “Bin Laden is a small problem.”

In reality-world, of course, we tend to see such things slightly differently.

Something very strange is going on here, and nobody seems willing to call it what it is. Pelosi is championing a congressional resolution strongly opposing Bush’s plan to send more troops to Iraq. “There’s not a carte blanche, a blank check for him to do whatever he wishes there,” she said. A Bush spokesman, Alex Conant, welcomed Pelosi’s participation in the debate and said, “We’re glad the speaker wants us to succeed in Iraq.”

This is typical Washington doubletalk. What Conant cannot say is that Pelosi no more wants Bush to succeed in Iraq than bin Laden does. Whether it realizes this or not, the Bush administration is facing a kind of liberal-Islamic alliance: a sympathetic relationship that leading leftists in America have with Islamic radicals around the world.

You can’t really be suggesting …

I’m not suggesting the two groups actually like each other.

Oh, okay then. Carry on.

Actually, they despise each other. Leftists like Pelosi, Barney Frank and Michael Moore despise bin Laden and his fellow radicals because they are religious fundamentalists who want to impose Islamic holy law. That means goodbye to women’s rights and gay rights and, in all candor, goodbye to people like Pelosi, Frank and Moore.

Pelosi being a woman, Frank being teh gay and Moore being … a gay woman? Fat? A fat, girly-fag fatty? You’re losing us, Dinesh.

By the same token, Islamic radicals like bin Laden detest the American left because, as they see it, the left is the party of atheism, family breakdown and cultural depravity. The left is in the vanguard of imposing secularism, no-fault divorce, gay marriage and libertine social values not only in America but also abroad.

Weird. The lefties and bin Laden have so much reason to despise each other, and yet they are best chums when it comes to trying to undermine Bush, according to D’Souza. So if the American left and bin Laden were the Wonder Twins, they’d be all, “Form of … a gay-married couple in bondage gear!” … “Shape of … a nice-sized rock to stone the gay-married couple to death with!”

Yet somehow, this unlikely duo would succeed where no others had in destroying Gleek.

Leading leftists like Kurt Vonnegut, Toni Morrison, Barbara Ehrenreich, Katha Pollit, Jane Fonda, Spike Lee, Oliver Stone and others took out full-page newspaper ads to galvanize public opposition to Bush’s planned invasion of Afghanistan. The left organized more than 100 rallies to stop this action. If the left had been successful, the Taliban would still be in power and the al Qaeda training camps might still be in operation.

But they weren’t successful. Bush went ahead with the invasion. And the Taliban isnow in power in Northern Pakistan. And bin Laden’s still on the loose, apparently. If he’s not dead. But what the fuck do we know? Nobody tells our government shit about this kind of stuff. We’ll probably have to wait to find out that bin Laden’s dead for sure when his face pops up during the ‘In Memoriam’ segment at some Wahhabist year-end awards show … followed by, like, Dennis Weaver or someone, and then everybody will be all, “Wow, I thought Dennis Weaver died ages ago!”

P.S., Afghanistan is currently enjoying the early days of 2007 as a failed narco-state. Yippee.

To conclude:

So Bush faces two kinds of enemies: the radical Muslims abroad and the Pelosi left at home. The two groups, whose values are sharply opposed and who never speak a word to each other, are nevertheless working in a kind of scissors motion, each prong operating separately, but toward the same end. Bush may discover that his enemy at home is no less dangerous than the enemy abroad. The war on terror might be lost not on the streets of Baghdad but in the corridors of Congress.

In the 1,403 days since the Iraq War started, Bush and the Republicans have controlled both the White House and Congress for 1,386 of them. Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats have now controlled Congress – but not the White House – for precisely 17 days (12, if you count actual business hours).

Yet in a stunning offensive, D’Souza would have us believe, the “Pelosi left” and its al Qaeda allies already have the war on terror trapped in a friggin’ pincer movement. Why, in just those famous first ‘Hundred Hours’ alone, Iraq went from peaceful, democratic land of collegial debate over theological nuances to murderous and chaotic hellhole!

Folks, this is your 2007 Hoover Institution Rishwain Fellow. Wingnut welfare, indeed.

 

Comments: 61

 
 
Smiling Mortician
 

if the Pelosi Democrats were seeking Bush’s success, then their
rhetoric and actions now and over the past three years are pretty much incomprehensible

And that would be pretty much all I needed to read in order to get the, uh, gist of this freakshow of an argument.

Actually, no. That’s not quite true. He had me at “Dinesh D’Souza.”

Oh, and the left is the party of atheism, family breakdown and cultural depravity?

He’s just pissed ’cause we never invite him.

 
 

In that photo, he appears to be choking on a plum… Or pursing up his lips to look like the anus he is, perhaps proving the old adage that sooner or later we resemble what we are.

I wish the Left was powerful enough to bring Bush down in one month. Articles of Impeachment, anyone?

 
 

Leading leftists like… no one in any office, and who had no power to change anything and even so had every right to speak out. To conflate a newspaper ad run 5 years ago by private citizens with speaker Pelosi today is ludicrous, but this is D’ Souza, and that’s the least of his flummery.

 
 

Good smackdown!

Is Dizzors here really one of the leading intellecutals of the right these days? Along with, uh, Pantload? Tony Blankley? Heh? In all seriousness we’d be better off if there were some more sophisticated conservative cats out there. kfm was spot-on here. I sometimes wish that Paul Krugman would write a devils advocate column just so we could “get the conversation started.”

 
 

You’d think if Pelosi was serious about protecting America from terrorist attacks in the US, she would immediately pass legislation for Chimpy to sign…

(AP) Anti-terror legislation sailed through the House on Tuesday, the first in a string of measures designed to fulfill campaign promises made by Democrats last fall.

Patterned on recommendations of the commission that investigated the Sept. 11 attacks, the far-reaching measure includes commitments for inspection of all cargo carried aboard passenger aircraft and on ships bound for the United States.

Oh. Yeah. She did.

The vote was a bipartisan 299-128, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi took the rostrum to announce the passage of the first legislation to clear under the new Democratic majority.

“Our first and highest duty as members of this Congress is to protect the American people, to defend our homeland and to strengthen our national security,” said Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md.

STFU, Dinesh.

 
 

The left is in the vanguard of imposing secularism, no-fault divorce, gay marriage and libertine social values not only in America but also abroad.

Teh Left³² now decrees that Dinesh and Dixie be divorced. Dixie will get the house, but Dinesh can keep the leopard carpet.

However, said leopard carpet can only be used in Dinesh’s quest for a gay lover, who he will have to marry (that’s why we call it mandatory). Then they will have to get gay abortions, as decreed by Osama bin Laden.

The End.

 
 

Yeah, I was gonna say… “leading leftists like Kurt Vonnegut…”??? I mean, I liked Breakfast of Champions, but I wasn’t aware that Vonnegut was now working in a policy-making capacity. Is that why Pelosi wants term limits for committee chairs? So Vonnegut can get his place in Ways and Means? Oliver Stone chairing Oversight? Jane Fonda at Transporation and Infrastructure?

 
 

Wow, D’Loozah is completely batshit illogical – couldn’t get to B from A if his life depended on it – and yet he can afford a gated-community mansion, an expensive car, and a trophy wife. He is SOOOOOOO ON THE DOLE.

Up next from this clown: a hint that perhaps Bush should go nucluar on liberal America’s ass. That’s not just Pelosi but everyone who voted for Democrats.

I encourage Colbert to have him back on his show real soon to explore this possibility.

 
 

Let’s not forget that Bush gave Musharraf the green light to give the Taliban (and Osama) safe haven in North Waziristan. On top of that, Bush is pulling out troops from Afghanistan over the objections of the generals on the ground (where a Taliban offensive is expected shortly) to throw into his precious “surge” in Iraq.

Way to go, W, and Dinesh, go enlist.

 
 

The left is in the vanguard of imposing secularism, no-fault divorce, gay marriage and libertine social values not only in America but also abroad.

The House of Representatives, Rosie O/Donnell and Jane Fonda are now imposing rules on overseas nations?

Kewl.

 
 

“no-fault divorce”

wtf is it with these guys and the no-fault divorce? Is it because red states have such a high divorce rate they have to differentiate between a good red state divorce and a bad blue state divorce?
So much for freedom of contract, got to get the state involved for everything.

 
 

Hehehe. Dinesh will forever be Piglet in mine eyes.

 
 

OK, let me see if I can follow Dinesh’s logic.

Bin Laden hates America because of the deviancy of the Cultural Left.
Because of this, Bin Laden attacked on 911 and did incredible damage to a major stonghold of the Cultural Left.
The Cultural Left then decides to undermine Bush’s brave and courageous attempts to stop Bin Laden.

Okay, sure. Whatever.

 
 

Ooooh, let me try a shorter Dinesh:

Osama bin Laden and Pelosi are very different, except they both dislike Bush’s policies; therefore, they are the same.

 
 

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the only people opposed to the war in afghanistan were the people dinesh mentioned. Not that I wasn’t concerned we would manage to fuck it up- oh hey, we did! awesome! Good job, GOP! W00t!!!!

 
 

So if the American left and bin Laden were the Wonder Twins, they’d be all, “Form of … a gay-married couple in bondage gear!� … “Shape of … a nice-sized rock to stone the gay-married couple to death with!�

Finally, an analogy the cheeto crew can actually understand.

Nice.

 
 

“…So Bush faces two kinds of enemies…”

Actually, Bush faces only one enemy. The whole fuggin’ universe.

 
 

““…So Bush faces two kinds of enemies…â€?

Actually, Bush faces only one enemy. The whole fuggin’ universe. ”

Heh, kinda like that old joke, “They say men think about sex once very eight seconds. That’s just not true. I only think about sex once a day. Of course, the thought lasts from when I get up to when I go to bed, but still…”

I’m sure there are a bushel-load of Rodney Dangerfield jokes that can be applied towards Bush with only minor alterations.

 
 

D’Souza = D’umb

 
 

So let me get this straight…Dinesh just wrote a book in which he pretty much declared that the Islamic fundamentalists and the Republic Party are natural alllies in their war against the American left. For this he was roundly roasted by pretty much everybody in America, including almost everybody of note in the Republic Party. So, what’s this? An “oops, that’s not what I meant at all?” “Come on guys, I hate that stinky old bin Laden. I was just kidding before. It’s Nancy who likes him. Come on, let me back in the clubhouse.”

How incredibly lame.

 
 

Dinesh D’Souza is to _____ as _____ is to _____.

I’d go with:

Dinesh D’Souza is to intellectual rigor as rectal bleeding is to colonic health.

 
 

Let TeH Left®© try a shorter Dinesh:

Osama bin Laden and Pelosi are very different, except they both dislike Bush’s policies; therefore, they are the same.

Osama bin Laden and Dinesh are very different (except…no they aren’t!) and they both dislike Teh Left³²; therefore, they are the same.

 
 

Or you could just as easily say…

Colonic health is to intellectual rigor as rectal bleeding is to Dinesh D’Souza.

It’s all good in dinny’s world.

Man oh man, Stanford must be jealous of UW Madison, I mean, Madtown has althouse and…well…

 
 

Dinesh D’Souza is to reasonable discourse as seeping genital string warts are to physical comfort.

 
 

I like this game, snag.

William Tecumseh Sherman analogies are to Victor Davis Hanson as oxygen is to respiratory organisms.

 
 

Newborn infant blood is to Dick Cheney as brains are to George Romero zombies.

 
nostalgic4johnphilipsousa
 

(Disclaimer: Osama bin Laden is no longer associated with the bin Laden family, its financial or business operations, or any of its associates in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia or overseas. Moreover, nothing in this post should be read to indicate that there is or has ever been any connection between any member of the Bush family and any member of the Bin Laden family. Associating with or supporting Osama bin Laden or any of his associates is not a charge which any responsible commentator should make in any public forum against any respected or powerful public figure, especially if that public figure has the capacity to respond with legal action, a gangland style assassination, or extraordinary rendition to a converted wehrmacht bunker in Lower Silesia.)

My comment:

\While it is certainly true that a majority of persons in the American political and cultural left agree with Osama bin Laden and other members of the Al Qaeda leadership that President George W, Bush is, indeed, the mentally deficient goat-fondling offspring of a chimpanzee and and a syphillitic ninety-year-old-whore operating out of a refrigerator box in a garbage dump on the outskirts of Cairo, I do believe that in fact, we differ as to our position on the so-called “surge.”

The postion of those of us on the left and a growing number of Republicans is “Are you out of your f*cking mind?”

Whereas the Al Qaeda postion is, I believe, “Bring ’em on, chimpy.”

 
 

Jonah Goldberg is to the Corner as flies are to a shitwagon.

 
 

meta-threads on leftist parody websites are to washington post fake takedowns of edwards as monkeys are to flung poo.

look, the point isn’t that i couldn’t do–i couldn’t, so halfway through i didn’t.

the point is this: d’souza is fucking awesome. as someone says above, he realized he was sounding pro-bin laden, and that might be bad. so, instead, he thought he should clean things up. he did so by writing a column that outlined his contempt and hatred for…American-style Democracy, with its wacky two-party structure.

huh.

how is it that a man so clearly incapable of intelligible thought or intellectual argument even gets a chance to redeem himself in a major newspaper, and is published by a real publisher? seriously, what do you have to say to not get a book deal and a sinecure from the hoover institute?

Let me try. maybe i’m better at this than analogies.

“the left is actually fascist in nature and hitler-like.” nope, that won’t keep you out of mainstream discourse.
“we should kill the New York Times writers and blow up their building.” nope, that won’t get it done either.
“American soldiers are Latte sipping cowards”. nope, that one doesn’t go high enough up the bar.

“every single person who is either left-wing or a RINO or once disagreed with the current administration should be lined up against the wall and shot, and their spouses should be raped, and their children exsanguinated and their blood used to bath the righteous.”

i’m going to try that one and see if st. martin’s press and maybe a second tier newspaper in Sarasota will give me an op-ed column.

 
 

Robert, I think you should add having sex with ponies. Can’t hurt. Not sure if it should be one of the charges, or one of the punishments, you’re on your own there.

 
 

With that, Robert, you could probably get an endowed chair at a conservative think tank. The Ralph Peters Fellowship in Psychotic Out-Loud Thinking.

 
 

Wait a minute – scissors have prongs?!?

Why the fuck didn’t you guys tell me?!? Why else do you think I even come here, anyway.

Jeezus – scissors have prongs. Wish I’da known that sooner. Thanks for nothing, guys.

 
 

Prongs are to scissors as tines are to spoons.

 
 

Also:

Dinesh D’Souza is to gainful employment as my six-year-old is to brussel sprouts.

 
 

Speaking of analogies, you know that scene towards the end of “A History of Violence”

(SPOILER ALERT)

where William Hurt turns to his gangsters after they’ve failed to kill Viggo Mortensen in what should have been a sure thing and he howls, “How do you FUCK THAT UP?!”

I feel like we’re William Hurt, and Viggo Mortensen is the Taliban, and the gangsters are Bush. This analogy really works for me. Seriously, George–how do you FUCK THAT UP?!?! Jesus Fucking Christ, after the damage you’ve done to this fucking country, I’m surprised people haven’t started asking whether you haven’t been brainwashed by Al-Qaeda. Seriously. We have a Manchurian President. God help us all.

 
 

Oh yeah, and Dinesh D’Souza is to fucking idiots as apples are to apples.

 
 

Dinesh is to braincells as Fiji is to nukes.

 
Herr Doktor Bimler
 

Bizarre analogies are to IQ tests what koans are to Buddhism.
That almost looks profound.

 
 

Places like me are where you will often find the works of Dinesh D’Souza, and with hundreds of pages it’s more than enough to wipe the frowns off of many in need of comfort as they strive to eliminate waste in their lives.

 
 

Evem before I read the rest of your post, I have to say that “Cheeto-stained wretches” is genius. Pure genius.

 
 

Leading leftists like Kurt Vonnegut, Toni Morrison, Barbara Ehrenreich, Katha Pollit, Jane Fonda, Spike Lee, Oliver Stone and others took out full-page newspaper ads to galvanize public opposition to Bush’s planned invasion of Afghanistan.
I wonder, is he just lying? There was “Not in our name” campaign, with all those people signing, but it was about protesting invasion of _Iraq_.

 
 

Thanks to Dorothy for reminding me that the World Trade Center was a symbol of the cultural left. I had forgotten that. All those dirty hippie financial types.

But Dinesh’s readers believe he is logical. That is very, very sad.

 
 

i’m going to try that one and see if st. martin’s press and maybe a second tier newspaper in Sarasota will give me an op-ed column.

There is no “second-tier” paper in Sarasota.

The highest tier there is fourth.

 
 

I didn’t know Mr Bean wrote a book.

 
 

Democrats want to cut Republican K Street pork, and Osama bin Laden won’t eat pork – so you see the obvious connection there between these two.

 
 

D’Souza: Proof that we have been genetically infiltrated by the Sullustan of Star Wars fame.

 
Dinesh D’Souza
 

Michael Moore is objectively pro fatty…and controls the Pelosi Democrats.

 
 

You mean the Hoover Institution is a real place?

I thought that was part of the joke.

You know, because Dinesh is teh suck.

 
 

Mudge,

the World Trade Center was a symbol of the cultural left.

You’ve misread me:

The attack which destroyed the WTC did major damage to *New York City* overall, NYC being the major stronghold of the Cultural Left.

I may not have been clear enough, but let’s face it: Dinesh rots your brain.

(Watermelon on a pedastal. “This is your brain.”
Smash watermelon with sledgehammer. “This is what you want to do your brain after reading Dinesh D’Souza.”)

 
 

Teh Left now decrees that Dinesh and Dixie be divorced. Dixie will get the house, but Dinesh can keep the leopard carpet.

Teh Left needs to banish the ‘leopard carpet’ concept from its discourse, if it knows what’s good for it. It was a ‘leopard print’ carpet, which, as I made perfectly clear in The General’s comment thread on this atrocity, is an Objectively Wrong concept. And a Very Bad Thing. For Bastet’s sake, you’re Teh Left. Check your Gay Agenda. Leopard print carpets are SO not on it! Cats don’t have ‘people print carpets’ in our palatial abodes. Besides, an actual ‘leopard carpet’ would fuck you up. Seriously.

But Dinesh’s readers believe he is logical. That is very, very sad.

I am a Bengal Cat, and thus, not a deep thinker. But even I know that Dinesh D’Souza does not have readers. Only sponsors. It is my opinion that no one read this ‘book’ unless they were paid to review it. The sort of people who would believe this ‘logic’ you speak of are too stupid to read. That is why this leopard-print carpet atrocity dude has to go on TV and say the same dumb shit using smaller words.

 
 

Am I a bad person if I think it would be a karmically appropriate thing if Dinesh shows up to give a speech in some red enclave to some collection of wingnuts who pay for his sort of opinion porn, only he runs into a group of them who have never seen him face to face, and they see his skin color and conclude that he is some sort of Ay-rab, and beat him until his is incontent with copies of “Godless” by Ann Coulter?

Then, to continue the karma, when the wingnuts’ pals on the local Sheriff’s office arrest Dinesh for disturbing the peace for coughing blood and wetting himself (you see, they don’t recognize his face either — they have heard of the great conversative hero D’Souza, but assume he is Italian), he is rescued from the local lockup only by the skill of the local indigent defense attorney, a brilliant gay lifetime member of the ACLU. A Fox News feed captures video feed of D’Souza, who emerges from the lockup clad in the Che shirt his lawyer brought to replace the feces-stained Brooks Brothers ruin D’Souza was wearing, and who, overcome with emotion and with the impact of a head injury, falls weeping into a rather close clinch with his lawyer. The Fox News feed is distributed like wildfire to right-wing blogs by a disgruntled former D’Souza fan whose copy of “Illiberal Education” D’Souza signed to “Clenus” rather than “Cleetus.” Cleetus spreads the rumor that D’Souza is the latest Ted-Haggard-putative-conservative-actually-morality-tale-about-the
sickness-of-our-culture morality tale outed homosexual.

D’Souza finds himself shunned after the liberal-biased Main Stream Media covers the story by saying that if he is gay there’s nothing wrong with it. Despondent at his moral responsibility for retroactively causing 9-11, he throws himself from Hoover Tower, but a canopy breaks his fall and he is rescussitated by six Stanford students at a Farm Workers’ Rights rally, including a lesbian vegetarian pre-med and two members of the Animal Rights Collective.

And then it gets REALLY bad……

 
 

Everyone seems to have forgotten that this is the face of the wingnuts. We’ve seen it before, in the immediate aftermath of 9/11. Who can forget this classic hit by Jerry Falwell:
“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this happen.'”

THAT, is Shorter Dinesh D’Souza. Because this book is D’Souza floating that balloon again to see whether anyone shoots it down.

 
 

Who can forget this classic hit by Jerry Falwell:

That’d be a good question for the next interviewer: “Why should we listen to you when we could listen to Jerry Falwell say the same thing?”

 
 

Dorothy..

Irony..the WTC has no connection to liberal culture..none at all..and yet that was the target..I did not misunderstand you, I simply hoped to show the ridiculousness of D’Souza’s argument via your comment.

 
 

DeepSousa is, in a word, wrong.
But you all knew that already.
It’s where he is wrong that’s interesting.
If Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats in Congress really wanted Preznit McFlightsuit to fail in his little Eyerack Adventureâ„¢, they’d support his idiotic “surge” escalation plan 110%… ’cause that sucker is bound to fail in the most spectacular, overblown, Michael Bay-ish style evah!!!11!!
Instead, they’re trying to prevent Commander Codpiece from fucking up royally… again!
D’innah looks like the kid who, in grade school, got his glasses trod upon on a weekly basis by the school bullies. And then, when he complained to his mum, she snatched his newest pair of glasses off his face and stomped them into a thousand pieces.

 
Mehitabel the Abyssinian
 

Cats don’t have ‘people print carpets’ in our palatial abodes.

And why not?! I would really go for a repeating pattern of faces, since I have to sit on them in the mornings anyway, in order to wake the house-apes up. And a long streak of armpit hair around the skirting-board wouldn’t go amiss. House-ape pheromones, hmmm. Just sayin’.

 
 

Ha! Wonder Twins.
You made my day. Thanks!

 
 

just wait ’til we outlaw xmas. you want to hear whining………

 
 

This guy is pretty damn smart for a wingnut. He actually figured out that the radical Islamists (boo) and the liberals in this country (Yaah!0. despise each other. This is not a cognitive step that most wingnuts are capable of.

 
 

This guy is pretty damn smart for a wingnut. He actually figured out that the radical Islamists (boo) and the liberals in this country (Yaah!0. despise each other. This is not a cognitive step that most wingnuts are capable of.

 
 

Why do I say this?

Because there’s always a market for people who are willing to sell out their own. If Steve Gilliard were willing to sing the praises of slavery and the evils of affirmative action, he’d get all the wingnut welfare he could ever want.

 
 

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