For the Record
UPDATE: Okay, wait, wait, wait. Hold on…. First click here with ‘open in new tab’ or ‘new window.’
Guys- please stop posting comments under Ann Althouse’s name. Thanks.
–Ann Brad
Gavin Ann Bartow M. adds: It’s almost worse than Maoism or Stalinism. I’m so glad I abandoned the authoritarian Left.
Altrocket adds: It’s vastly worse than Maoism and Stalinism. It’s on the level of Musohitlerleninism.
Above: Rickey Rouse! Monald Muck!
Definitely Not Ann Althouse Hathaway Bancroft adds: Have I mentioned that something bothers me about John Kerry? Maybe it’s me. But then again, maybe it’s him after all.
Someone who isn’t Ann Althouse comments:
Ann Althouse said,
January 8, 2007 at 5:41
Did you see Clinton on TV last night? When he shifted position in his chair I could see his socks, along with some of his leg. I really didn’t like that. I’m not sure it was a shrewd move for him, politically.
Oh look! Tulips!
Please don’t email me anymore about Clinton! I really can’t be bothered. I am enjoying the outdoors.
My! That girl is practically topless! That reminds me, did any of you see that actress with the enormous whatsits on TV last night? I forget the show.
Seriously: enough about Clinton! What a sad, angry man he is. I can’t believe he was ever president.
We should run that actress with the whatsits for president, don’t you think? Then I would have something mean and small-minded to post about every…
Ooh! WiFi!
Fun’s over then? Shit.
Ann- I’m all for having fun, but this time it’s gone too far.
Impersonating people on the internets is proof teh left has lost its moral compass. For shame, all of you.
Also, I have sexual congress with waterfowl.
That’s totally partisan and untrue, Kirby.
Oh but it’s fine to steal Shoe’s name, Brad??? You’ve never ONCE done a damn thing to stop these fucks from namestealing before, why suddenly have you no balls?????
Asshole.
That’s obviously not the REAL Ann.
She’d never be so bold.
All the other Anns are fakes. I AM THE REAL ANN ALTHOUSE!!!
Oh, sure….fix the tags so my joke is obscure and makes no sense.
How partisan of you.
Stop laughing at meeeee!
What if we just stick to saying Althouse-appropriate things? Like, uh, “it’s kind of cold today.” Or “Look at this!” Or “nobody gets what I’m doing!”
Ann- we’re here to help you. Don’t let these other h8rz get u down.
No, I’m Ann Althouse!
His name is Jack. JACK RABBIT!
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This is cubism, because it’s a square.
Can you bake a pie?
But have you seen how sexy I look in jodhpurs and jackboots?
My ass looks good in these.
Anything you can bake I can bake better. I can bake anything better than you.
Some trees are deciduous, and some are coniferous.
But I don’t think that makes them partisan.
Notice the SadlyNo collective said “Guys…” Sexist piglet. The assumptions some people make about impostahs!
Move over, Stalin and Mao. Now there’s something meatier. We’re building the New New Super Heavy Socialism of the 21st Century.
Boob bloggers welcome!
Did you see Clinton on TV last night? When he shifted position in his chair I could see his socks, along with some of his leg. I really didn’t like that. I’m not sure it was a shrewd move for him, politically.
Oh look! Tulips!
Please don’t email me anymore about Clinton! I really can’t be bothered. I am enjoying the outdoors.
My! That girl is practically topless! That reminds me, did any of you see that actress with the enormous whatsits on TV last night? I forget the show.
Seriously: enough about Clinton! What a sad, angry man he is. I can’t believe he was ever president.
We should run that actress with the whatsits for president, don’t you think? Then I would have something mean and small-minded to post about every–
Ooh! WiFi!
I’m going to count to three and you bitches better stop posting in my name.
Oooooone… twoooooo…
Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by a smooth imposter.
This Althouse woman is dull. I want to impersonate someone more interesting. Mario, can I post as you for a while?
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The Ashlee Simpson Case
Oh but it’s fine to steal Shoe’s name, Brad???
Only if he wears it on the other foot.
or walks a mile in it.
or something.
You are all the reason why Gerald Ford died.
You guys blew my gag. By the time I hit ‘three’ another Althouse was going to post and I was going go through the roof to big laughs all around.
Please don’t email me anymore about Clinton! I really can’t be bothered. I am enjoying the outdoors.
This is not funny. Bloggers should not have to put up with mes who are more me than me. That is unethical.
This is why the left can never win elections. They are totalitarians who are lazy and unserious. They are consumed with anger and partisanship.
This is hardly worth losing your head over, Ms. Althouse.
Instead of treating I got tricked!
Yeah Brad, what about Shoe?! Why don’t you have the balls to be an asshole, you ball-less asshole! Arse!!!
Wait … this is the thread where we complain about the Shoe comic strip, right? No?
[wanders off aimlessly]
By the way, I have nice boobs and Ann Althouse can’t have them!
Why must you treat me like a rag doll?
C’mon, everyone, you’re just going to make her cry again.
When I go to the store and look at lubricants, I think to myself, “okay, why?”
These are the things that amuse me.
OK
I hate you all!!! You’re horrible! You liberals have already lost us all the wars from now to infinity with your meanness!!!
I think woment with breasts should not be in pictures with former presidents. Now someone please pay attention to MEEEE!!!!
It seems as though this is all the authoritarian left has to offer. Is it any wonder they keep losing elections? They’ll never garner broad support if they keep attacking me like this. I took a poll.
I see Andrew Sullivan is outraged again. Why is he so angry? I like homosexuals, but not when they’re mean like Andrew. No one will ever ask him for a makeover, will they? There is something sad about that. I wish I could put my finger on what.
I remember when liberals loved their country. Do you remember that time? It was about half past seven.
Dear Whiny in Wiscosin: I’m afraid your identity may have been permanently co-opted by these malicious internet pranksters. The only remedy may be to move to a new blog-neighborhood and start a new blog-life under an assumed name. Might I suggest “Glennda Reynolds”? It has a nice ring to it.
It’s not impossible– how can they all be the Fonz?
Sorry, but I’d rather not go back to the Althouse. There’s too many bad memories.
The real Ann Shady standing up to note that Dre and I are the only motherfuckers left with the guts to call ourselves moderates.
I’ve done what I can
I must take my leave
For promised I am
This play is run, my love
Your time has come, my love
Ann, the correct response to this depends on some details you haven’t given. What is the nature of the comments? Does the imposter seem to be trying to make people think you’ve made the comments, or is he/she/it making fun of you by signing your name to things you obviously wouldn’t write? How many such comments have appeared? Is the imposter only doing this on the one blog? (Is this a blog you comment at?)
Do you have reason to think the blogger is in cahoots with (or is) the imposter? How much time has the blogger had to respond to your email – is it possible they haven’t seen it yet? Does this blogger maintain a tight rein on the comments section or is it anything-goes? Does the blogger’s software allow selective comment deletion? How tech-savvy is the blogger?
All these questions are relevant to figuring out how seriously you should take this, and whether the blogger should be held responsible.
I remember when liberals loved their country. Do you remember that time? It was about half past seven.
I have written most of this post and many of the comments and I am still not seeing what is funny about it. Is this intended to provoke?
Also, having taken a look, this is closer to annoying than unethical. It’s a nasty little tweak, is all. The imposter didn’t even change its blog link to this blog. The blog owners ought to delete it at your request, yes, but given the character of the blog and the dynamics of the situation, it’s unlikely that they will; it’s far more likely that further requests will bring about a feud, it will become fashionable to impersonate you in comments, and an influx of many trolls. Granted you have comments moderated, but you don’t need the extra workload of troll-combing.
There are times when ignoring someone’s minor nastiness is the best policy, and boy, does this look like one of those times.
This is the most shocking thing that has ever happened in the history of the Internet. Glenn Reynolds must be spinning in his grave!
UPDATE: It seems some leftists are demanding more “details” about my ordeal. (I will not give them the satisfaction of a link. Attention-seekers don’t interest me, I’m afraid.) I had incorrectly assumed that presenting my plight in a courteous, civil manner would be enough to persuade them to do what’s right for their country, but the left is never satisfied with mere decency, is it? What a shame. It reminds me of George McGovern, in a way.
I’m Anne Althouse and so is my wife!
Ann, as I told you before, the moderators do not care. The people here would not know the meaning of the word decency if you shoved a copy of Webster’s Dictionary in their face.
Self-portrait as lump:
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Mysterious.
…and I’m Ann Althouse’s friend, Jesus!
Yeah, shoving a dictionary in my face is probably not the best way to convey decency. But it would make a great scene in “The Blogger, The Moderator, His Wife, and Her Islamofascist Lover.”
Did I ever tell you about the Rankin-Bass wars in the mid-60s? I once poured sugar in Fred Astaire’s gas tank! What a dickwipe!
What is that down there? What? I can’t hear you over the roar of my Triumph’s motor? You say it’s a shark?
Wouldn’t it be freaky if Glenn Reynolds and I bought the same brand of toothpaste?
Some pipples are posting een my name, and that ees unethical.
If pipples on the left were ethical, they wouldn’t post using other pipples names.
That’s not ethical, eet’s just indecent, and partisan.
The decent theeng to do would be to post using their own names, which are assuredly not Althouse.
Some sweaters are red, and others are blue, but after a while,
joo can wash them een the same load weethout the colors running.
Blogs should be like that, decent, and civil, and not run onto other clothes
who being less partisan, might show the bleed through.
Ann, as I told you before, the moderators do not care. The people here would not know the meaning of the word decency if you shoved a copy of Webster’s Dictionary in their face.
…Which is how Shoelimpy is still here!
[cue Yakety Sax]
Don’t you guys have anything better to do than mock your betters? I mean, I understand you are envious because Ann Althouse has an entry on Wikipedia and you don’t, but that doesn’t mean you need to spend so much time mocking her. I hate to wonder what you will do when her book comes out.
Shoelimpyâ„¢ is still here because Shoelimpyâ„¢ and Annie Angel are the only producers of quality content on this blog. And because Brad R. has a crush on Miss Annie. Of course Shoelimpyâ„¢ has also noticed that Gavin has sent the hounds of Akismet after him. So far they have been unable to defeat him.
As am experiment, I have shoved an dictionary into my own face. The experience has left me no wiser about the concept of decency, but I am more knowledgeable now about aardvarks.
That depends…will it have a 4-ply edition?
The people here would not know the meaning of the word decency if you shoved a copy of Webster’s Dictionary in their face.
Sausage? SAUSAGE?!?!
Post not, lest ye be posted.
I bet you boys have ragers right now. You just want attention, you don’t care if it’s good or bad, as long as it’s attention.
Grow up. I mean, really.
You people are horrible. Just horrible. I am taking you to the legal court of super serious crimes n stuff and charging you with being MEANIES.
No ethics at all. None.
There’s a great text in my study,
Once you trip on it, entails
Twenty-nine full styles of muddy,
One sure, if another fails.
If I trip Goldberg a-dying,
Sure of heaven as sure can be,
Spin him round and send him flying
Off to hell, a mush like me?
Look for me under Employees Only, Ann. I can help.
Ooh snap, did I do that?
Finally. A blog equivalent of buzzing a doorbell and running away.
I can finally die a happy
trollqueen.Cheers,
Victoria
Not quite, queeny. More like the blogging equivalent of making a harmless passing joke about someone you work with over the weekend and them freaking out n saying you should be fired for it on monday.
I have nearly died laughing at this thread. Thank the baby jesme for sanctimonious self-important bloggers, and their little remora. Without them, it would all be knock-knock jokes.
Listen:
Maybe if I dum dum dah, that guy will call me back
Dadadadadada girl, I don’t wanna be a da da da
Baby dadadadada, flipping my blond hair da
Dadadada like that, I don’t wanna be a dadada
What is that song?
You just want attention, you don’t care if it’s good or bad, as long as it’s attention.
There’s only one thing worse than being talked about, and…
Oh, you get the picture.
BTW, it’s great that you’re here – to give everyone the attention they’re craving. You know, tree falling in the forest, and all that.
Buddhist bullshit.
Well at least you spelt Gautama’s name correctly. How about I say something inflammatory again, to keep you here giving me the attention I crave?
BTW, that musical link above is much more relevant if you change the playing speed to fast.
Are you Brad R?? Gavin?? If not, fuck off.
Is this really christian language?
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Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?
Am I me, or am I Ann Bartow? I often confuse myself.
Such lovely language from a fitness professional.
Thanks.
Wow, Brad, this board is teh busy!!!!!
Careful floopmeister. If you flirt with the princess too much Limpy will come and mildly threaten you while making the same single joke repeatedly.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I not sufficiently express the sarcasm inherent in ‘fitness professional’?
My bad.
Careful floopmeister. If you flirt with the princess too much Limpy will come and mildly threaten you while making the same single joke repeatedly.
Sigh. I always have such bad luck with the ‘fitness professionals’.
Oops. Meant to go back to normal for that last comment.
Everything goes better with Yackety Sax.
I even saw a youtube vid of 9/11 footage put to it. I felt dirty inside, but I laughed.
Am I me, or am I Ann Bartow? I often confuse myself.
Well, on the one hand, shit is dark. Shinola is also dark, and frequently comes in a can. I often go to the can and leave shit there. This requires further thought.
Sigh. I always have such bad luck with the ‘fitness professionals’.
Hey man, I’m still whacking it myself. Sometimes I wonder if it’s all worth it.
Hmm. Crap video clip from a dodgy 80’s band…
What can it mean?
Anyways, must run. Methinks I’ll have to come back and waste more time yanking the chain of Bible Bashing Bottled Bland Bubbleheads.
Somewhat diverting – especially the Annieangel blog. Quite a hoot.
RB is destroying me with those pictures.
Shut up Pinko.
Oh sure. Everybody laff at the funny song.
One of the main things that draws me to writing about something is the desire to make fun of people who are taking themselves too seriously, like those bloggers who were so dorkily proud to be lunching with Clinton.
No wait, people who take themselves seriously are probably serious and shouldn’t be made fun of.
Look! Stinky oinkers!
I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?
I forget, is annieangel joking or not? I can’t tell from glancing at her blog.
I forget, is annieangel joking or not? I can’t tell from glancing at her blog.
Well, on the one hand, a hole in the ground can be kind of stinky. On the other hand, so can my ass. But I sit on that, and I can also sit in a hole in the ground. Fascinating. What is it about these questions irks us?
Grow up and find Jesus, you fucking sinner.
Grow up and find Jesus, you fucking sinner.
That’s totally the best kind of sinner to be. Why discourage it?
Actually, I would love if you continue to piss on Christ. More room in Heaven for me.
That’s totally the best kind of sinner to be. Why discourage it?
Um, Annie, I think we need to talk about our, like, personal needs in this relationship.
RB is still making me crack up.
Be nice teh anniezorrs!
Got the garden planned out and the picket fence painted do ya Annie?
Namestealers will all rot in hell, with Pinko.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4tUFWCHdg
For Pinko.
Annie, I hereby excommunicate you from Heaven.
I think it’s pretty clear what’s going on with annie. She’s here for liberal penis.
I didn’t know liberals had penises.
I agree with PP, “me reflected in something expensive” is a classic.
Have I got something for you, my delightful little pottymouth.
If she wasn’t a homely rubber toy I would marry her…
http://altmouse.blogspot.com/
I retract the homely.
After watching your homage video by shoelimpy, my dear little leggy headless one, YOU ARE MINE!
You people wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground
Ooh, I like broccoli!
Rutabagas! Yesssssss!
Uh-oh, granola. What’s next? Patchouli oil, I bet. Quit taking handouts from your students, girl.
Gas bubbles! Twinkies! Should I make a casserole?
Joe’s Liebersemen ! Yummmm. I’ll bake a hemmorhoid to celebrate.
The party of the first part notifies the party of the second part to cease and desist, as the second part’s party is making the first party’s nuts itch.
LOLZ I AM ON TEH BANDWAGON.
All you namestealing sinners will rot in hell. Now shut the fuck up and look at my legs, you godless faggits!
Thanks for 2006, Ann.
Grow up and find Jesus, you fucking sinner.
Taunting Christians would be so much more fun if more of them would respond like this.
“Funny how Ann deletes any link in these comments to the web site so that someone can confirm that her complaint is groundless.”
Damn right!
Did I just admit that my whining is groundless?
I am awesome at implementing my blogging strategy.
I find emus fascinating.
I won’t go to heaven if there are emus there.
But Pork! Beautiful Pork!
Ha! If annie wasn’t meh, I would totally imagine her and Ann Alt-emu exercising together, but in a completely non-partisan way.
Note that I stole the hole-in-ground/ass joke from the National Lampoon letters column. My penance will be not being able to type sentences properly when I’m sleepy.
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you, honey?
I can do things with a crucifix that would make Linda Blair jealous.
Ooooooh! I have the same number of fingers as I do toes! Coincidence? I think NOT!
Can someone explain this to me?
“‘Funny how Ann deletes any link in these comments to the web site so that someone can confirm that her complaint is groundless.’
Damn right! I’m not rewarding them with traffic. Talk about incentives! Let them increase my traffic. I’m not helping them with theirs. They are obviously fascinated by me. I find nothing of interest in them. They don’t deserve to be more prominent bloggers by using me. That’s their pathetic strategy for blogging: obsessing over a blogger they don’t like (without anything interesting even to say about that). I’d rather follow actual political news and cultural happenings.”
First off, does her site actually even get more traffic than here? Not that it matters much, but she did lose in them blog awards, while SN! won.
Second, when did teh lame, who as best I can tell deserve the credit for starting the fun, start blogging here?
Finally, how the hell did Ann find out about this in the first place? That thread was over 100 posts long when the first imposter comment appeared. Odd place to launch a campaign of latching onto Ann’s glorious fame.
Can someone explain this to me?
I shouldn’t have to explain; I’ve explained this all before. My goal is to become famous (think, Paris Hilton without the talent). I monitor the internet for any and all discussion of me. When I find reference to me, I try to start a “blog war” to drive traffic to my site. I don’t link to unethical people because that is unethical. Andrew Sullivan is unethical too.
Ha! If annie wasn’t meh, I would totally imagine her and Ann Alt-emu exercising together, but in a completely non-partisan way.
A is A. That much is obvious.
Pinko scum.
Odd place to launch a campaign of latching onto Ann’s glorious fame.
But it worked famously. So it must be oddly brilliant!
P.S. Is AA (not that one, the other one) going to buy a yacht with her blogging riches? Because we may have to look into her returns….
Don’t be coy with me you little minx. I know your type. One minute you’re all ‘oooh, what’s this? Whatever shall I do with it?’ in your best Carol Kane voice, the next you’re pulling moves that would put Traci Lords to shame.
For the record, I’d like to point out that stinky oinker in the Althizzouse Kirby Owen posits on his blog that he may be the second coming of the Christ because he can control the weather with the mighty power of his mind. Sounds like the Surreal Lutheran church communion consists of absinthe and ergotic bread.
My last name is OLSON, dammit.
*summons tidal wave to smite the unbeliever*
Oops, sorry! Now quit bogarting the good stuff!
Pourquoi faut-il que je m’explique à moi-même? Je me passe d’explications, moi.
Qu’il vienne faire ses excuses. Ça ne se passera point comme ça!
Ces faits se passent de commentaires.
*sigh*
Typical of the authoritarian left. Gimmie gimmie gimmie. No. The Lord chose me to possess this limitless supply of DMT, and I will faithfully obey His will and continue to ingest it and spread truth.
They are obviously fascinated by me. I find nothing of interest in them. They don’t deserve to be more prominent bloggers by using me. That’s their pathetic strategy for blogging: obsessing over a blogger they don’t like (without anything interesting even to say about that).
So, by her logic people here are obsessing because one commenter made a joke here, which she read here, and to which she objected numerous times on this and her own blog. Does she read this blog so slavishly that a well-embedded comment caught her notice? Does she think this blog so prominent that even an obvious caricature could harm her reputation and must be excised?
I saw Clinton on the TV last night at 3:49 and 14 seconds, a.m. He reminded me of the crumbling, decadent Left. After that I went out into the hairy-backed enclave and mounted a few fifth columns. Then I took a photo of a fire hydrant.
Has anyone noticed that we on the Right are sometimes hostile to gays? Maybe it’s just me. Then again, maybe it’s Clinton.
A reader writes: We’re going to have to think seriously about whether to cure gays or just throw them all into the sea.
A writer reads: You dissed Bush, you disgusting little Dreyfuscase. I’m donating my money to Frau Doktor Glennolds. Suck on that LIEberal!!!
In conclusion: Short, sharp, watch out for 2007! This much is clear.
Oh, Kirby, you do seem to make good use of it, so I’ll just await my watery death with peaceful acceptance.
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!!
Shoelimpyâ„¢ said,
January 8, 2007 at 6:52
Don’t you guys have anything better to do than mock your betters?
Don’t mock your betters you might grow up and gasp to believe in democracy. Bad bad boy.
Another picture. Sadly, I made a bit of a hash of this one.
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Does she think this blog so prominent that even an obvious caricature could harm her reputation and must be excised?
Siwwy! It wasn’t obvious! If you pay cwosew attention to ME and what I wite, you wiw find that I found that fiwst comment so cwose to the mawk that I was distuwbed. Wook at my most wecent update:
UPDATE: De bwoggew in qwestion, instead of answewing my emaiw ow being at aw decent about it, has indicated stwong suppowt fow the impostew commentew and thinks the whowe thing is just funny, incwuding my objection, uh-hah-hah-hah. On the positive side, he’s now used my name so much that it makes the fakeness obvious, and his behaviow shows that he thinks of me as the sowt of huge cewebwity who gets imitated aw the time and evewyone knows is fake.
I’d make pie for all, but I’m afraid my day will be short.
“I have mentioned in many articles that Kant is the chief destroyer of the modern world…You will find that on every fundamental issue, Kant’s philosophy is the exact opposite of Objectivism.” Or something crazy like that…
Mmm…objectivism.
Not pie, but close.
They’re just jealous of me because my blog is so Aesthetically Appealing.
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Name: LTC Ann Althouse
Hometown: Madison, Wisconsin
It’s still dark, here in AltMadison, AltWisconsin, my remote outpost in Althouseworld. I think I there were too many people commenting on my blog and they used up all the electricity.
Many of these comments can be traced to Washington DC, which stands for Washington Direct Current. As the case of Westinghouse v. Edison demonstrates, Direct Current is very partisan.
I never understood “Inside the Beltway” until now. Please reprint my letter without any partisan electricity-using-up comment, till they ship in more electricity from wherever it comes from.
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“Permalink”! What a hoot! Perm. A. Link. Pammy Link.
Boobs!
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There’s not nearly enough running around in underwear and slapping bald men on the head on either side of the blogosphere.
You’re correct, Benny.
But silly walks are even more needed.
And five is right out for the right, and may be soon to the left.
Michael Moore is fat. He also has no self-awareness. Like his ancestor, he wishes to create a Papist Utopia. Off with his head!
All these imposters are obviously suffering disharmony between their individual consciousnesses and the greater archetypal world. To undergo the individuation process, the individual must be open to the parts of oneself beyond one’s own ego. The modern individual must pay attention to dreams, explore the world of religion and spirituality, and question the assumptions of the operant societal worldview (rather than just blindly living life in accordance with dominant norms and assumptions).
Ach Du Meine Gute! Blumen!
tigrismus- “ergotic bread”- oh dear lord. make it stop.
That is it, Lileks, you are on notice!
If anyone else impersonates my impersonation of myself, I will be horrified at the mean, true things said. I will be forced to serve frozen orange juice.
Kirby Olson said…
The central thing about the far left is that they don’t want any other voices to compete with theirs. If it happens they first try ridicule, then they coopt your voice and try to make you sound ridiculous, then they ban you, and then there are lawsuits. The whole idea of the left is to destroy the Bill of Rights — starting with the first two amendments –…
9:37 AM, January 08, 2007
Thank goodness we’ve got the Decider and the Shooter protecting our Constitution and our rights. Damn you far leftists for trying to make poor Kirby sound ridiculous!
Afraid of impostors? Hah! (which reminds me– Britney going pantyless? FEARLESS!)
And everyone say hello to our new eco-blogger, Davis from Real World Denver.
You can find his column opposite “Bush Signing Statement Allows Search and Seizure of Mail” and “Angelina Jolie Burps During Outtake”
“I think it’s pretty clear what’s going on with annie. She’s here for liberal penis.” – tb
“I didn’t know liberals had penises..” – annieangel.
Taken on its face, that would suggest that you’ve been pretty unsuccessful, annie. Just sayin’.
I see pie…mmmm, pie.
“Actually, I would love if you continue to piss on Christ. More room in Heaven for me.”
Aren’t all the Mormons boring? I loved Piss Christ…it was pretty.
“Fahrt?”
…*kichern*
I just want to say that this thread and the Small Talk thread are Serious and Important Works of Art. That should be in Teh Museum of Blogging. When they build it.
And I am totally in love with Righteous Bubba.
Not to mention The Legendary Longest Thread.
I propose everyone on teh internets provide positive identification that they are NOT Ann Althouse. Except if you really are Ann, in which case you would be provided with a dunce cap and a scoop of ice cream.
Frito stench is too partisan for my tastes.
You’re all communists who should be shot at dawn.
What’s with all the Cheeto dust, and the smell of hand cream?
Go, Ann, go!!!
Okay, I just want to know what you’ve done to Retardo.
Liberals are Teh Suck!!!!
uh. hm?
….look….Boobies! You slattern! Get away from that president with those boobies!!! You H. Clinton partisan-sweater-wearing whore! How dare you not slouch!!!
…………..um……Squirrels!
What a Hoot!
I don’t think you partisain hacks get it, my loyalty to the Great Decider places me above ridicule, even when my mindless schillery deserves nothing more.
I have a theory. Ann-hem. my theory…ann-hem…my theory, which is mine. yes. my theory…is the following theory, which is my theory, by ann Elkhouse, me.
My theory is that there are some right wing people, and they occasionally bother me a little bit, and there are left wing people, and they are mean and like the smell of their own poop and throw it at people on the right wing, which is mean, and in the middle are the non-partizans, and they don’t want a greater serbia.
sorry, non-partisans, and they are the golden nicest baby jesus love is sweet and puppies.
*Apologies to A Elk who may well have got to this one first earlier.
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I am listening to Uncle Tupelo! And they are not my uncle, and I have never been to Tupelo.
But it’s two below, honey, here in Madison. Where I live. Life is so strange.
Oh well, as they said in Night Shift . . . “Barney Rubble. What an actor!”
My God….check the archives!
Ann Althouse has been posting regularly on this blog for months!
How could we have missed it? It all makes sense now…..
WOw! Multi-media on Sadly, No! Do-it-yourself multi-media, but multi-media nevertheless!
Well done, lads! Well done!
Is Shoelimpy’s copy of Webster’s Dictionary still around? Just thinking that next time someone starts wittering on about ‘blogger ethics’, it needs to be shoved in their face, open to the entry on ‘oxymoron’.
The latest comment she’s made on her blog is pretty yummy…..she’s got a Google email alert set up to let her know whenever her name is mentioned anywhere on teh internetz!
It’s like the Batsignal, but it’s actually the….what? Meh-signal? The Dim Flare? What would you call it?
We should make Friday Ann Althouse Day. Let’s all post all over the Internets as “Ann Althouse.” Or, if you’re feeling brave, as Ann Althouse.
Of course a while back I tried to get everyone to join me in celebrating Pablo Day, but nobody played along. Bastards. Selfish BASTARDS.
The latest comment she’s made on her blog is pretty yummy…..she’s got a Google email alert set up to let her know whenever her name is mentioned anywhere on teh internetz!
Oh, sweet Jesme. That’s just… I mean…
Ann Althouse is a dick.
Ann Althouse has set up a Google alert so that any time the name of Ann Althouse is mentioned on the internet[z] (whereon the blog of Ann Althouse resides) an email is sent to Ann Althouse notifying her of the use of said name (i.e. Ann Althouse)?
Ann Althouse, that’s brilliant!
Ann Althouse:
I have a Google alert for my own name, set up to email me as soon as it happens. I monitor the use of my name for occasions just like this.
??? really? ???
I monitor the use of my name for occasions just like this.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!
Ann Althouse is a dick.
Oh, yeah. No question. And I note the enthusiastic participation in this kerfuffle of AA and Teh Flaccid Shoe, but I’m curious about the absence of Gary. Isn’t this just the sort of brouhaha that should send him popping, like the Pillsbury Dough-Boy, out of the basement and onto the Webz? Where’s my Gary, dammit? I want me some Gary.
Gary = Gavin. Dumbass.
I have a Google alert for my own name, set up to email me as soon as it happens. I monitor the use of my name for occasions just like this.
What this means of course, is that all bloggers should drop her name into sentences on any topic just to keep her busy.
We have a saying around here: “Get used to it, Ann Althouse!”
annieangel, you had me at
This is not an Ann Althouse comment.
I have a Google alert for my own name, set up to email me as soon as it happens. I monitor the use of my name for occasions just like this.
Well, damn, this sounds like a directive to me. Time to find some choice sites to drop a proper name and wait for Google to trawl them.
The intemperate authoritarian left has been naughty with the impersonations and imposters and the America hating. Mommy must cockslap. That’s a funny word. Cockslap.
Providing that Annie Angel is not a wicked sharp parody, I hope she gets to spend eternity in a Heaven full of Unitarian Universalists and Rastafarians. Once a month, the Buddhists will come over to chant and meditate. Everyone will feel sorry for her, despite her short skirt and nasty attitude.
I have a Google alert for my own name, set up to email me as soon as it happens. I monitor the use of my name for occasions just like this.
Don’t stop that “Name Sybian”!
I have no interest in passing the time with a banality of Althouse’s.
Or Althai. Althezuma’s revenge? Wahtevah!
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Auntie Occident said,
January 9, 2007 at 7:27
Providing that Annie Angel is not a wicked sharp parody, I hope she gets to spend eternity in a Heaven full of Unitarian Universalists and Rastafarians. Once a month, the Buddhists will come over to chant and meditate. Everyone will feel sorry for her, despite her short skirt and nasty attitude.
From your lips to God’s ears, Auntie.
I have a Google alert for my own name, set up to email me as soon as it happens. I monitor the use of my name for occasions just like this.
When she replied to that, I had to check her profile to make sure it wasn’t a parody of her.
Auntie Occident said,
“Providing that Annie Angel is not a wicked sharp parody, I hope she gets to spend eternity in a Heaven full of Unitarian Universalists and Rastafarians. Once a month, the Buddhists will come over to chant and meditate. Everyone will feel sorry for her, despite her short skirt and nasty attitude.”
I once wore a short skirt. It was blue, I believe. I bet Annie Angel looks nice in them. That makes me think of sweaty sumo wrestlers, for some reason.
*tiptoes through the Annies*
*gnaws on the furniture*
*waddles off, trying not to get stepped on*
How we doin’ now?
Sweet.
Ann Althouse is still a dick.
Did I forget to say fuck off?
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